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(OA News)   Cops unsure why woman involved in barbed wire accident was naked   ( divider line 35
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12395 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Jul 2003 at 12:33 PM (12 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-07-01 10:23:40 AM  
Ouch, that could be painful to certain 'exposed' body parts...
2003-07-01 10:27:31 AM  
Well who doesn't like to start the day with a naked drive around town?
2003-07-01 12:35:40 PM  
I can assume that the part called for it, and it was tasteful.
2003-07-01 12:36:09 PM  
2003-07-01 12:36:13 PM  
She likes to feel lots of little pricks.
2003-07-01 12:37:24 PM  
Pamela Anderson-(Tommy)-Lee-Jones
2003-07-01 12:37:39 PM  
I'm thinking meth
2003-07-01 12:37:52 PM  
Requests for pics in 3...2....
2003-07-01 12:38:25 PM  
Hey! That's my home town!

Hurray for us!
2003-07-01 12:39:06 PM  
where are the pics of her smashed car?
2003-07-01 12:39:41 PM  
Who submitted this, anyhow?

Is there another Farker in my (little) town?
2003-07-01 12:40:43 PM  
I am appalled at our victorian reaction to nakedness once .... oh never mind
2003-07-01 12:41:31 PM  
2003-07-01 12:42:42 PM  
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2003-07-01 12:42:49 PM  
Maybe she's gone feral.
2003-07-01 12:44:00 PM  

" Thompson said it was unclear why the woman ran from the car or why she was nude. Damage to the fence was minimal."

No damage to the fence. At least these guys have their priorities straight.

2003-07-01 12:44:14 PM  
Thank God the fence was all right!
2003-07-01 12:47:01 PM  
I see the whole town was shocked.
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2003-07-01 12:47:22 PM  
Were always happy to assist the police,

You bet your farkin ass you are, especially chasing down the nekkid ones.
2003-07-01 12:49:36 PM  
Guess she was still recovering from her little hitchhiking incident in Germany.
2003-07-01 12:51:29 PM  
I lived there for 8 month's... thats all I could stand.

She probably worked for The Forest, an all-nude bar. I met many stupid chicks there.
2003-07-01 12:53:06 PM  
I hear when the aliens abduct you, they like to keep the clothes as souvenirs.
2003-07-01 12:58:42 PM  
Silly hippies
2003-07-01 01:16:20 PM  
Was her name Barb?
2003-07-01 01:18:56 PM  
It's possibly that everybody is more funner when nakeder!

/retarded, I are.
2003-07-01 01:21:04 PM  
Suspiria! SUSPIRIA!
2003-07-01 01:31:02 PM  
This Barbwire?
2003-07-01 01:32:33 PM  
2003-07-01 01:34:08 PM  
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2003-07-01 01:59:44 PM  
Naked? Barb wire? Can Dianne Thorne be far behind?
2003-07-01 02:04:11 PM  
"2003-07-01 12:39:41 PM Kyosuke

Who submitted this, anyhow?

Is there another Farker in my (little) town?"

I'm actually in Midland.
2003-07-01 02:43:15 PM  

Ah, right where I'm sitting as I type this. (Yup, I commute.)

Small friggin' world.
2003-07-01 02:57:08 PM  
She hit it.
2003-07-01 03:06:06 PM  
Damage to the fence was minimal.

It's a clue! We now know that she might be under 300 lbs and is scared of crashed cars...probably watched too much CHiPs growing up, afraid of them exploding...probably had a crush on Ponch...Damn, I give up
2003-07-01 03:08:30 PM  
I think you nailed it cgrabe.

Anybody else see that HBO special on crank.
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