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(Town Talk)   "Will Work for Sex" and "Honk for Big Boobs" among signs that land women in jail   (thetowntalk.com) divider line 68
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2003-07-01 08:55:51 AM
TSG, we need you!
 
2003-07-01 09:12:47 AM
This country is going to hell! Cover up thine boobies!
 
2003-07-01 09:49:55 AM
There was no evidence of alcohol.

Of course not. These girls are sluts. Pure, unabashed sluts. Oh I'm not judging anyone mind you, I say bully for them! Sluts need not explain themselves nor shrink into the shadows of shame. Just be the very best slut you can be, that's all I ask of you.

Flash them breasticles, taunt random weeniers, discount yourself from the ditches and side streets of America! You're a slutty little muffin and you should be proud, I'm sure your parents are!
 
2003-07-01 10:32:13 AM
 
2003-07-01 10:51:46 AM
SLUT AND PROUD OF IT
 
2003-07-01 12:37:37 PM
Since when are persons over the age of 18 considered juveniles?
 
2003-07-01 01:00:05 PM
frostymug

There were 5 arrested. Three were over 18 with their names released. Two were juveniles released to their parents.
 
2003-07-01 04:33:43 PM
Good one officers. Because clearly this is what is wrong with America.
 
2003-07-01 04:34:15 PM
*honk* *honk*
 
2003-07-01 04:35:56 PM
Anyone else disturbed by this:

'Will Work For Sex' among signs that land women in jail

however

Triple-murder suspect free on bail


Priorities people PRIORITIES!
 
2003-07-01 04:36:17 PM
Nicole T. Aymond, 19, of Hessmer, Brandi Lynn Lemoine, 21, of Mansura and Missy Sue Almond, 21, of Cottonport each face a charge of soliciting for prostitutes.

Missy Sue? That is beautiful!
 
2003-07-01 04:36:19 PM
'Will work for sex' implies that they'll do the work you need and you can pay them with sex. Where's the prostitution?
 
2003-07-01 04:36:41 PM
splyce
The guy on the bicycle in your picture doing the double-take..priceless!
 
2003-07-01 04:37:48 PM
Will work for sex.

If a man said that, it'd be a marriage proposal.
 
2003-07-01 04:38:08 PM
splyce Beat me to it.
/Damn GIS
 
2003-07-01 04:38:44 PM
Yea, what are the legal implications of sex for barter? Is that illegal?
I wonder how that's taxed, too.
 
2003-07-01 04:40:25 PM
"Will Beg For Sex"
 
2003-07-01 04:41:24 PM
Two of them were state prison employees? The other inmates should love this.
 
2003-07-01 04:41:51 PM
These people exercising their right to free speech... Terrorists, every one of them. If you don't stop them with "Will work for sex" pretty soon it'll be "Down with America" and "Osama Rules".

Yes, it must be nipped in the bud. Nipped in the bud.
 
2003-07-01 04:42:25 PM
So here's what I don't get:

Paying a person to have sex with you = jail (if caught)
Paying a person to star in an amateur porno with you = home free.

Am I right? What is the line between porno and prostitution? Is it the presence of a camera?
 
2003-07-01 04:42:45 PM
Why is it illegal to charge for something that is perfectly legal to give away ?



/Carlin
 
2003-07-01 04:42:56 PM
'Will work for sex' implies that they'll do the work you need and you can pay them with sex. Where's the prostitution?

The charges said "solociting for prostitution".

 
2003-07-01 04:43:46 PM
This pic I posted has been in my profile for a long time.
 
2003-07-01 04:44:29 PM
Sounds like a bachelorette party to me.

3Horn
 
2003-07-01 04:44:43 PM
So by this logic if I were to say "I'd hit it" and she turns out to be 17 I'm guilty of statutory rape?
 
2003-07-01 04:45:30 PM
"Hollywood whore"





reality...


 
2003-07-01 04:45:45 PM
19, 21 and 21.
Blowjobs for $10?


SIGN ME UP
 
2003-07-01 04:45:57 PM
^will play bass for food (or sex)
 
2003-07-01 04:46:02 PM
I ran the names through an anagram thingie hoping to uncover some hidden meaning:

Nicole T. Aymond: DYNAMITE COLON, DAINTY MONOCLE
Brandi Lynn Lemoine: INBRED OILMAN LENNY, MARILYN BONED LENIN
Missy Sue Almond: SUMS MADE NOSILY, SOME SLAY NUDISM

As you can see, I learned nothing.
 
2003-07-01 04:47:33 PM
On the other side of the spectrum, signs that will never get you laid:

A license plate reads "PECHETR" with frame that boasts "I Can Eat A Peach For Hours."

Don't laugh. I know someone who has them both. I think he's covering up his homosexual inclinations by trying to be overtly straight.

Am I right?
 
2003-07-01 04:47:36 PM
It is unknown why the women were flashing the cardboard signs.

Uh, maybe because it's funny? There was a rubber hand hanging out of the trunk.

"It is also unknown why they were laughing at the movie 'Old School', which they had rented earlier."
 
2003-07-01 04:47:55 PM
You all missed the most relevant part of the article:

the vehicle, which had a fake hand hanging out of the trunk

what the blood clot?
 
2003-07-01 04:48:41 PM
Young_Fart you owe me a new keyboard
 
2003-07-01 04:49:24 PM
casual_sex

The difference between porn and prostitution is (as i've heard) that typically the male star will also be paid for his role in the film.

Otherwise people would just run brothels with webcams in every room and call them sucessful dotcoms.
 
2003-07-01 04:51:50 PM
Otherwise people would just run brothels with webcams in every room and call them sucessful dotcoms.


Ahhh, camgirls......
 
2003-07-01 04:53:53 PM
2003-07-01 04:46:02 PM wldncrzy14
I ran the names through an anagram thingie hoping to uncover some hidden meaning:


call me lazy for not searching, but whered you find that anagram thingie?
 
2003-07-01 04:54:16 PM
Missy Sue, say it ain't so!
 
2003-07-01 04:55:09 PM
Prison officials confirmed their employment Monday but did not release a statement on their job status."

Will work for sex eh... that's probably a way to keep prison funding to a minimum. I can see why the officials are keepin quiet.
 
2003-07-01 04:56:09 PM
Just do a google search for 'anagram'. It's the first result.
 
2003-07-01 04:56:46 PM
One ticket to Marksville, please...

/I'd buy that for a dollar
 
2003-07-01 04:58:47 PM
grahams:

So it sounds like the way around that is to set up a company and pay yourself (maybe a penny) and the hooker, I mean porno star.

I always figured if I was desperate enough to pay for sex, I might as well film it. (So far, no worries though.)
 
2003-07-01 05:03:02 PM
casual_sex

Well some of the porn ads i get emailled sound like that's pretty much what's going on. One man companies where the CEO has all the fun.

If you are that desperate to pay then i'd reckon moving to amsterdam or aus might be a better move. From what i see on late night tv, they have far nicer hookers than anywhere else in the first world.
 
Xur
2003-07-01 05:06:03 PM
Am I the only one who thinks they were just pulling stupid teenage pranks? Seems about par with mooning cars from the backseat or calling pay phones (well, back when you could call them).

Also: "Triple-murder suspect free on bail". So what? The suspected murderer is still innocent until proven guilty, and legally guaranteed to post bail, if able. If there's a low flight risk, what's the problem?
 
2003-07-01 05:06:16 PM
i dunno ....something about "you're a slutty little muffin" made me tingle ...better watch them comments bump!
 
2003-07-01 05:06:56 PM
Instead of will work for sex how about no work required to get sex?
 
2003-07-01 05:08:07 PM
Oh Dear, people flashing signs! What on earth? These girls were out having a little fun, and the fundies get all up in arms over it.

Sex is meant to be enjoyed, not outlawed.
 
2003-07-01 05:09:35 PM
THANK GOD! Let us do away with the double standards!!!!
 
2003-07-01 05:10:56 PM
Police did release how old the juveniles were and whether or not they were issued citations.


Ahh, thanks for the heads up. Care on enlightening us with those details? Either proofread what you write, or learn how to write a freakin article. And another thing, where are the pictures. This is unacceptable. I expected more from....err....Town Talk.
 
2003-07-01 05:17:42 PM
proofread what you write, heh, what kind of an idiot wouldn't do that? 3rd . is a ?
 
2003-07-01 05:21:07 PM
Hmm, time to set up my own little porn empire.

Step one: Pay couples to get filmed doing it. (That way, I don't have to bother with tests for disease or anything because hey, they're a couple, they're already doing each other.).

Step two: sell videos

Step three: profit

(first rule of sex club is you don't talk about sex club)
 
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