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2003-07-01 02:03:57 AM
what's that white crap on her cheek?

 
2003-07-01 02:08:14 AM
Well, considering its only halfway through 2003, isn't a bit early to be asking this question? It's like associating the 90's with all of those crap hair-metal bands from 90-92 or the 70's before disco had started and the hippies were still hairy and smelly.
 
2003-07-01 02:31:52 AM
In 20 years it won't be Monica Lewinsky. It will be Eminem dangling the doll out of the Scottish hotel window...
 
2003-07-01 03:58:17 AM
"You were a child of the millenium if......"

You're just out of teething, and are about to start pre-school.
 
2003-07-01 05:37:36 AM
You were a child of the millenium if....

...you ever watched scrambled pr0n.

...you couldn't download your favorite songs without fearing Lars Ulrich might break down your door at any minute to give you a mega scolding.

...you had over 900 channels but had nothing to watch.

...you've ever had a "Countdown until the Olsen twins turn 18" clock.

...Fb is your father.


Peace, Love and High Fiber,
-Drac
 
2003-07-01 05:40:44 AM
oops, forgot to add the vote button.

You were a child of the millenium if....

...you ever watched scrambled pr0n.

...you couldn't download your favorite songs without fearing Lars Ulrich might break down your door at any minute to give you a mega scolding.

...you had over 900 channels but had nothing to watch.

...you've ever had a "Countdown until the Olsen twins turn 18" clock.

...Fb is your father.


Peace, Love and High Fiber,
-Drac
 
2003-07-01 09:11:42 AM
You were a child of the millenium if....

you ever complained about lame links on Fark.
 
2003-07-01 09:15:51 AM
...you remember where you were when you heard Buddy Hackett died.
 
2003-07-01 09:38:06 AM
... you are piloted by a child Han Solo.
 
2003-07-01 09:43:17 AM
... you died of SARS.
 
wow
2003-07-01 10:01:22 AM
You never could understand why people loved those no talent wackos - jacko and madge.
 
2003-07-01 10:24:08 AM
You remember how the United States of Earth began with the reign of King Bush The Second.
 
2003-07-01 11:01:44 AM
You lived through, but STILL couldn't spell, MILLENNIUM.

Dang it!
 
2003-07-01 11:20:45 AM
...you avoid drinking liquids for fear your piercings might leak.
 
2003-07-01 11:32:52 AM
...U DONT UND3RSTAND Y UR WORD PROGRM KEPS UNDARLINNG UR WORDS11!!1 OMG WTF LOL
 
2003-07-01 12:33:39 PM
...you never saw this survey so you don't know if you are a child of the millennium because your parents were so afraid of the Y2K bug, they sold all of their possessions and bought ammunition, bottled water, and gold ingots and moved your sorry ass up to the mountains where you lived in a cave all of your life while your parents waited for the chaos to end, and the closest thing to sex you've ever had was masturbating with peat moss.
 
2003-07-01 01:49:53 PM
You look up to the Icy Hot Stuntaz.
 
2003-07-01 01:49:58 PM
...If you actually thought the Internet was worth anything more than hours of time-wasting goodness...
 
2003-07-01 01:51:28 PM
...if you've ever used the phrase countdown to (fill in the blank in 5...4...3...2...1
 
2003-07-01 01:51:45 PM
...you swallowed every piece of bullshiat a corrupt administration and their pet media services threw at you while they robbed you of your civil liberties and allowed many of you to be downsized by paving the way for corporate mergers on a scale never before seen.
 
2003-07-01 01:52:10 PM
...you know it's a trap.
 
2003-07-01 01:52:29 PM
If you remember when GW Bush was not the dictator of America.
 
2003-07-01 01:52:39 PM
You remember when Dogs couldn't talk
 
2003-07-01 01:52:51 PM
...you swallowed every piece of bullshiat a corrupt administration and their pet media services threw at you while they robbed you of your civil liberties and allowed many of you to be downsized by paving the way for corporate mergers on a scale never before seen.

Now with "Down with Bush" voting goodness!!!
 
2003-07-01 01:52:55 PM
A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR MILKY WHITE BOOBIES
 
2003-07-01 01:53:00 PM
You sat around biatching because kids today don't have quality cartoons like you did when you were a kid. Like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
 
2003-07-01 01:53:01 PM
Bring on the peat moss!

/does that work?
 
2003-07-01 01:53:36 PM
...you know it's a trap.

/now with voting
 
2003-07-01 01:53:43 PM
..you tried to rekindle the 80's.
 
2003-07-01 01:54:50 PM
...if you wore glasses like these...worse, presciption glasses like these.
 
2003-07-01 01:54:50 PM
"You were a child of the millenium if......"

The word "cheesecake" has a special meaning for you.

(Gotta see how many out there get this.)
 
2003-07-01 01:55:03 PM
You have a mustache that looks like this

<------------------
 
2003-07-01 01:55:11 PM
if you've ever taken out your frustrations in life on a 'blog.


haHA!
 
2003-07-01 01:55:25 PM
girls who are 13 now will say:
"I remember the days when I had to wear a thong at 13. Like, how prudish was that!?"
guys who are 13 now will say:
"I remember when I had to wait till I got on the bus to get a hummer from my girfriend"

</cokemonkey really wishes he was 13 again>
 
2003-07-01 01:55:38 PM
"You were a child of the millenium if......"

The word "cheesecake" has a special meaning for you.

(Gotta see how many out there get this.)

Forgot voting. Go figure.
 
2003-07-01 01:55:57 PM
you've never seen a tapedeck

you had beyblades

video games always came on cd

harry potter is god
 
2003-07-01 01:56:43 PM
'Freedom Fries' and 'nu-CUE-lar' became ingrained into your vocabulary.
 
43%
2003-07-01 01:56:58 PM
if you were a pussified american that won trophies for losing.
 
2003-07-01 01:57:34 PM
...if you have eyed some chick and said, "Man, she's hot!"..then found out she was like, 14!


/HAPPY CANADA DAY TO ALL!!!!!
 
2003-07-01 01:58:29 PM
...were worried about Y2K compatibility.
 
2003-07-01 01:59:45 PM
You actually remember going to the store with your folks to rent "video cassettes."

You remember going to the store and paying actual money for music.
 
2003-07-01 02:00:39 PM
Killing two birds with one stone:

You were a child of the millenium if...
You watched in Shock and Awe© as we bombed Iraq® in a fruitless search for Weapons of Mass Destruction©.
 
2003-07-01 02:00:54 PM
...If you once made a web-page back in the day with basic HTML commands (B, I, P, mayble TABLE) and it looked respectively on par with everything else on the net @_@

ps) Happy Canada Day as well
 
2003-07-01 02:02:32 PM
You are a child of the millenium if you can write in cursive.
 
2003-07-01 02:02:41 PM
...Whitney Houston sold you a dime-bag
 
2003-07-01 02:02:46 PM
...if your first cell phone provided enough radiation to fry up some chicken.
 
2003-07-01 02:02:57 PM
...you turned your parents in for terrorist re-education.
 
2003-07-01 02:03:28 PM
You were a child of the millenium if...you became a fatalistic New Yorker who took up smoking 2 packs of marlboro reds a day because you figured you wouldn't live out your natural life anyway.

/terrorism
 
2003-07-01 02:03:57 PM
...if you spent your parents' hard-earned money on craptacular Pokemon-esque merchandise.
...if you had to look up what Vietnam was in an Encyclopedia to tell whether or not the war with iraq was even remotely like it.
...if you think Marilyn Manson is SO avante-garde without realizing he is a product of Alice Cooper's reign.
...if your main source of entertainment does not involve imagination, playing outside, our having real physical friends for fear of kidnapping, sniper-shootings, molestation, or germs.
...if you find yourself in front of your Outlook screen yelling "HURRY UP!" for a response to an email you sent overseas 5 minutes ago.
...if your cell phone had more functionality than your laptop.
...if you are still reading this...
 
2003-07-01 02:04:10 PM
You believe that the best way to solve a personal dispute is to have the parties involved appear on a talk show and see who can talk the loudest.
 
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