Man, she must have been a real biatch when she was hormonal. That's all I've got to say.

Translation: My wife was kind of a pain in the ass to begin with, then when she got pregnant it went to a whole new level of crazy, and I said, you know what? I'm Steve Farking Nash. I could be banging hot twenty-somethings every goddamned night. Screw this - send me the bill to get out of this shiat, I'm ghost.

Odd, I only want a good ale.

At least it's not a bastard

That kid's going to have some great birthdays.

I wonder what that child support check will look like considering 'prior lifestyle crazy biatch has gotten accustomed to.'

Good god, she looks like the Octomom.

At least he didn't refer to his upcoming offspring as "adversity", unlike a certain New England quarterback.

But, that would not stop me from crawling up her baby tunnel,residing in her womb, being delivered as her child and suckling at her teat.

D-Liver: Translation: My wife was kind of a pain in the ass to begin with, then when she got pregnant it went to a whole new level of crazy, and I said, you know what? I'm Steve Farking Nash. I could be banging hot twenty-somethings every goddamned night. Screw this - send me the bill to get out of this shiat, I'm ghost.



Indeed.

D-Liver: Translation: My wife was kind of a pain in the ass to begin with, then when she got pregnant it went to a whole new level of crazy, and I said, you know what? I'm Steve Farking Nash. I could be banging hot twenty-somethings every goddamned night. Screw this - send me the bill to get out of this shiat, I'm ghost.

And he's right.

He probably said something stupid like "I promise I'll stay with you until the kid is born."

Cosmoboy: Good god, she looks like the Octomom.

It's amazing what a talented athlete he is given how goddamn walleyed his facehead is.

/Maybe his wandering eye led to the divorce.

Go for it Steve.. go out and bang a boatload of hot broads and enjoy your life.

Sinto: I've heard the speculation that it's his walleyes that make him such a good point guard. The spacing of his eyes let him see more of the court.


that's on of the reasons people say magic was so good. fo shizz.

(hasn't worked out so well for tracy mcgrady though.)

really odd story. steve nash even recently said he and his wife were doing fine.

that's the first picture i've ever seen of her. supposedly Nash has an understanding with the phoenix media that she is (was, ig uess) not to be photographed.

odd story.

obviously the kid was black

dholway: With his good looks absolute f*ckton of money, he shouldn't have any trouble landing a new wife.

I know you were being sarcastic, but FTFY anyways.

Cosmoboy: Good god, she looks like the Octomom.

And he looks like someone made his face in Mass Effect 2 and played with the sliders just a little bit too much.

jekostas: dholway: With his good looks absolute f*ckton of money, he shouldn't have any trouble landing a new wife.

I know you were being sarcastic, but FTFY anyways.

Cosmoboy: Good god, she looks like the Octomom.

And he looks like someone made his face in Mass Effect 2 and played with the sliders just a little bit too much.

Men can be ugly, women should not be. If they are they should make sure to live a lonely and miserable life.

D-Liver: Translation: My wife was kind of a pain in the ass to begin with, then when she got pregnant it went to a whole new level of crazy, and I said, you know what? I'm Steve Farking Nash. I could be banging hot twenty-somethings every goddamned night. Screw this - send me the bill to get out of this shiat, I'm ghost.

Conversely...

Translation: Steve Nash was my gravy-train in life. I married him after he became a wealthy basketball star, and a few months ago I hit the pregnancy MegaBucks lottery. And I said, you know what? He's Steve Farking Nash. He could buy me a house where I could raise my kid by myself, with his money, and bang well-hung twenty-something NBA players every night. Screw this -- I'm getting a lawyer, and Steve will pay the bill.

For fark's sake, what's the point of having four separate quotations from Nash's statement in the article when the article also quotes the statement in its entirety? There's no farking length requirement for the story ... stop saying everything fourteen times to make it look like it took more than two minutes to compose.

That man ... looks like a foot.

Steve Nash can focus each eye on a different part of the court. His great grandfather, a Canadian, was one of those lizards.

inclemency: I'm an opponent of massive wealth in general... Especially if gained by something so insignificant as sports.

But I'm even more of an opponent of manipulative women charming, trapping, and then stealing from wealthy men.

And you speak from personal knowledge that this is what happened in this relationship, eh? She manipulated him into the relationship because he's so stupid. And he has derived no benefit from having his wife nurturing their children while he's off traveling for much of the time between October and June.

Wealthy divorce settlements PLUS child support PLUS alimony rates never cease to make me cringe in disgust.

Yeah, f*ck the ex-wife. And f*ck the kids, too, right? Let him keep all that money, even though he's in a profession that provides no material benefit to society. If all professional sports disappeared tomorrow, I'd be hard-pressed to imagine any possible negative consequences to my life.

dholway: With his good looks, he shouldn't have any trouble landing a new wife.

Goddamn! That looks like an anorexic Steve Buscemi on meth.

Burn_Atlanta: inclemency: I'm an opponent of massive wealth in general... Especially if gained by something so insignificant as sports.

But I'm even more of an opponent of manipulative women charming, trapping, and then stealing from wealthy men.

And you speak from personal knowledge that this is what happened in this relationship, eh? She manipulated him into the relationship because he's so stupid. And he has derived no benefit from having his wife nurturing their children while he's off traveling for much of the time between October and June.

Wealthy divorce settlements PLUS child support PLUS alimony rates never cease to make me cringe in disgust.

Yeah, f*ck the ex-wife. And f*ck the kids, too, right? Let him keep all that money, even though he's in a profession that provides no material benefit to society. If all professional sports disappeared tomorrow, I'd be hard-pressed to imagine any possible negative consequences to my life.

It in fact provides such a massive material benefit to society that people are willing to hand him those bucks. The market decides whats valuable, and i'll agree with it as long as its not brought about by collusion. This isn't mortgage-backed securities, people genuinely enjoy basketball and pay for games, TV subscriptions, jerseys, etc.

Ive read a few stories about how Nash is a total farking pimp as in he is always accompanied by a harem of gorgeous women.

Burn_Atlanta: If all professional sports disappeared tomorrow, I'd be hard-pressed to imagine any possible negative consequences to my life.

If all of New England disappeared tomorrow, I can only imagine positive results in my life.