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(Examiner) Video In brightest day, in blackest night, the first footage from "The Green Lantern" looks a helluva lot better than 'just alright'   (examiner.com) divider line 173
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2010-11-13 04:56:35 PM
www.internationalhero.co.uk

The Swampler
 
2010-11-13 05:11:36 PM
You've got to be f*cking kidding me.
 
2010-11-13 05:22:28 PM
Thanks a lot shiatstain, you've now ruined The Green Lantern forever.
 
2010-11-13 05:22:48 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net

Just don't look
 
2010-11-13 05:58:55 PM
mitchcumstein1: Thanks a lot shiatstain, you've now ruined The Green Lantern forever.

whats wrong with it?
 
2010-11-13 06:02:16 PM
mattharvest: mitchcumstein1: Thanks a lot shiatstain, you've now ruined The Green Lantern forever.

whats wrong with it?


Oh no, not the movie or Ryan Reynolds. I'm talking about he who must not be named.
 
2010-11-13 06:08:11 PM
Drew must be giving a free round of Wampler HJs to his mods this weekend
 
2010-11-13 06:26:48 PM
Wampler free link. (new window)
 
2010-11-13 06:30:18 PM
mitchcumstein1: mattharvest: mitchcumstein1: Thanks a lot shiatstain, you've now ruined The Green Lantern forever.

whats wrong with it?

Oh no, not the movie or Ryan Reynolds. I'm talking about he who must not be named.


Lord Voldemort?
 
2010-11-13 06:30:30 PM
Seriously?
 
2010-11-13 06:30:50 PM
Here's another exclusive!!!

img253.imageshack.us

/Relevant?
//Wrong GL, right?
///Oh well.
 
2010-11-13 06:31:17 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2010-11-13 06:34:47 PM
Looks like Harry Knowles is no longer on the hate list. Now so much butt ache is now directed to Wampler.
 
2010-11-13 06:35:44 PM
Ugh!

That looks terrible.
 
2010-11-13 06:36:43 PM
Freschel: mitchcumstein1: mattharvest: mitchcumstein1: Thanks a lot shiatstain, you've now ruined The Green Lantern forever.

whats wrong with it?

Oh no, not the movie or Ryan Reynolds. I'm talking about he who must not be named.

Lord Voldemort?


In a manner of speaking, yes, he's the Voldemort of submitting links.
 
2010-11-13 06:39:14 PM
Ah yes, another fun case of wampleritis

It's getting so that I don't click on examiner links anymore. I just start the popcorn and head straight into the discussion.

Inthink people get a little too worked up about him sometimes but on the other hand, if he does have some kind of in (which is looking more and more likely) then his links should be so identified.

/he's a shiat writer
 
2010-11-13 06:40:54 PM
Why does he look like he has parkinsons when he is flying?
 
2010-11-13 06:42:50 PM
So yesterday a departing TFer and a mod with a sense of humor gave us Wamplocalypse by ironically greening four Wampler links with atrocious headlines. Today, completely extraneous from any sort of joke, we get three more.

Is this like a Poe's law kind of thing where you can't actually satirize the subject matter?
 
2010-11-13 06:42:52 PM
I think the majority of the headlines from the last 24 hours were written by Wampler...

Unless anyone here wants to speak up for a headline.

He's a mod and he greenlights his own stuff.
 
2010-11-13 06:43:08 PM
I'm not one to join in on the Wampler hate, but the damn article didn't even have the trailer in it.
 
2010-11-13 06:43:59 PM
Freschel: Looks like Harry Knowles is no longer on the hate list. Now so much butt ache is now directed to Wampler.


Wampdouche doesn't run FARK (though it seems like it at the moment), so I don't blame him, nor do I click on any Examiner links. The hate is misdirected if it's towards him. He can't help being a total douchebag.

And, I guess that one could argue that Drew and the Mods can't help acting like 12 year olds either. You should blame yourselves for respecting them on any level.

They have never earned any respect.
 
2010-11-13 06:46:36 PM
i2.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-13 06:47:35 PM
As of right now, Wampler has made $3.56 on this link, because you tards keep clicking it. It's Wampler. You farking know it's Wampler. There's nothing in it worth reading because Wampler is a shiatty farking writer. We know all these things. So who the fark is clicking? Why? Do you want him to make money on this? I just, I can't wrap my head around it.
 
2010-11-13 06:47:39 PM
www.fashion-stylist.net
Fourteen, fourteen Wampler blog links on Drew Curtis's Fark.com this week alone. Ah ah ah.


/at this point they may as well rename the showbiz tab to the suck wampler's penis tab
 
2010-11-13 06:48:36 PM
oi56.tinypic.com
 
2010-11-13 06:53:48 PM
Aight STOP!

Wampler time!



/if it's an examiner link, don't farking click it . herp derp.
 
Bek
2010-11-13 06:58:05 PM
I didn't look at the goddam source picture, just assumed it'd go to youtube. Dammit.
 
2010-11-13 06:58:41 PM
ultimate_loser: /if it's an examiner link, don't farking click it . herp derp.

i51.tinypic.com

Too late
 
2010-11-13 06:59:55 PM
i56.tinypic.com
 
2010-11-13 07:01:35 PM
Sorry but the Wampler references are going over my head. Can someone enlighten me?

SeaMonkey
 
2010-11-13 07:08:54 PM
It's got that pizazz Iron Man had. I'm sure the masses will love it.
 
2010-11-13 07:09:20 PM
sea_monkey: Sorry but the Wampler references are going over my head. Can someone enlighten me?

SeaMonkey


Wampler is a mod who greenlights his own articles. Most of the headlines in this tab are his. The Examiner ones he gets money for.
 
2010-11-13 07:12:27 PM
I'll need a mop..........and a moment. DAMN!

Screw you haters for not getting moist over that clip! Can't wait for the trailer to come out!
 
2010-11-13 07:13:13 PM
All you TFers hating on Wampler need to pull your TF accounts for a month or two. That's the only way Drew is going to knock it off.
 
2010-11-13 07:14:01 PM
Whatthefark: All you TFers hating on Wampler need to pull your TF accounts for a month or two. That's the only way Drew is going to knock it off.

Actually I just cancelled my totalfark. It was time.
 
2010-11-13 07:15:51 PM
Crappy CGI, bad stunts, and a childish, teenybopper vibe. Sounds positively terrible.
 
2010-11-13 07:24:54 PM
Well according to his bio, not only is he an "encyclopedia" of movies, but his "articles are regularly featured on Gawker, Collider, Chud, and Fark.com."

regularly. featured. Fark. ... com.
 
2010-11-13 07:28:19 PM
Wow, I see they deleted those 3 threads making fun of Wampler from last night. You just lost yourself any respect I had for you, Fark.
 
2010-11-13 07:31:19 PM
I'd never have believed it. A perfectly good Green Lantern thread totally farked up by this clusterfark.
 
2010-11-13 07:32:31 PM
Here's the thing though....

DC Superheroes aside from batman and superman are all super lame...
 
2010-11-13 07:32:33 PM
That really sucked. I felt the brain cells dieing. No way am I seeing this
 
2010-11-13 07:36:55 PM
meh ... I saw Kilowog, I guess I'm happy ...
 
2010-11-13 07:37:56 PM
Whatthefark: All you TFers hating on Wampler need to pull your TF accounts for a month or two. That's the only way Drew is going to knock it off.

I haven't renewed mine because of this. Is that a stupid reason? Very much so. Is it more stupid than what Drew and mods are doing? Maybe, but they're the ones not getting $5 a month because of it.

Your call Drew.
 
2010-11-13 07:42:16 PM
I think you're all being trolled but you don't know who's trolling you. I don't think it's who you think it is.
 
2010-11-13 07:42:25 PM
Poopy MacPoop: As of right now, Wampler has made $3.56 on this link, because you tards keep clicking it. It's Wampler. You farking know it's Wampler. There's nothing in it worth reading because Wampler is a shiatty farking writer. We know all these things. So who the fark is clicking? Why? Do you want him to make money on this? I just, I can't wrap my head around it.

Perhaps not everyone has heard of him? First I have.

Now on the actual subject of the GL trailer, is it just me or did the voice over sound like Fargo from Eureka doing the voice of the sheriff's house?
 
2010-11-13 07:42:35 PM
fark, accidentally clicked the link. Sorry.
 
2010-11-13 07:47:28 PM
FREDIOHEAD: I think you're all being trolled but you don't know who's trolling you. I don't think it's who you think it is.

TEM?
 
2010-11-13 07:49:20 PM
Kill the mentally ill: FREDIOHEAD: I think you're all being trolled but you don't know who's trolling you. I don't think it's who you think it is.

TEM?


Maybe. Maybe a buddy of his. Maybe both of them.
 
2010-11-13 07:52:57 PM
That looks awful.
 
2010-11-13 07:58:36 PM
Argh, i saw green lantern news and clicked without seeing it was an examiner link.

But as long as im there ill mock the "article".

"the first look at Kilowogg (probably not spelling that correctly, so don't bomb the Film Geek Examiner's Offices, comic nerds)"

Youre on the farking internet, take two goddamn seconds to look it up, it probably would have taken less time to look up than it did to write the part in parenthesis you farking fark.
 
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