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		The Maoists had put up a poster saying: "Leave the forest if you want to remain safe." So all 22 bears left (bbc.co.uk)		54
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tototototo		2010-11-12 02:34:17 PM

They should be replaced by piles of fur, surrounded by mines.

baka-san		2010-11-12 04:08:59 PM

Maoists, he said, were believed to be behind a 2009 attack on Jhargram Zoo, in West Bengal, during which many animals were burnt alive.

Can I please hunt these people for sport?

Pretty please?

With sugar on top?

Barakku		2010-11-12 04:26:48 PM

tototototo: They should be replaced by piles of fur, surrounded by mines.

Sounds like a great idea to me. WTF is these people's motivation anyway, aside from being a random terrorist group?

Killer Cars		2010-11-12 06:04:33 PM

If you don't like capitalism, fine, but how the f*ck do you misinterpret what a "bear market" means?

softcoeur		2010-11-12 06:04:49 PM

They... left signs... for the bears?

Am I missing something here?

clevershark		2010-11-12 06:05:18 PM

Maoists are the scum of the earth. Not even cockroach poop is lower than Maoists.

Jorge Sum		2010-11-12 06:07:57 PM

Now they've put up a "Bear Left" sign.

Al Gore Vidal Sassoon		2010-11-12 06:10:30 PM

Farking homophobic Maoists!

/Won't someone think of the twinks?!?

illicit		2010-11-12 06:10:31 PM

tototototo: They should be replaced by piles of fur, surrounded by mines.

Do you have a newsletter I could subscribe to?

clevershark		2010-11-12 06:11:05 PM

Jorge Sum: Now they've put up a "Bear Left" sign.

That bears repeating.

Nib		2010-11-12 06:13:12 PM

Who attacks a farking zoo to attack the animals?!?!

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2010-11-12 06:13:36 PM

'What's this shiat about leaving? I just got seated.'

MDGeist		2010-11-12 06:17:57 PM

Why are these people attacking Zoos in the first place? Is there an actual reason?

The Face Of Oblivion		2010-11-12 06:18:27 PM

baka-san: Can I please hunt these people for sport?

Sure, but you might want to go after the Taliban first after what they did to the residents of the Kabul Zoo.

Valentine Greatraks		2010-11-12 06:18:55 PM

Apparently Maoists don't realize that Colbert is satire.

farm5.static.flickr.com

xuanzhiyouxuan		2010-11-12 06:19:01 PM

Maoists and bears, it's simple, really:
"Poor peasants are more able to bear such hardships, but the intermediate class will go over to the big landlord class when it can bear them no longer."
-Mao Zedong, "The Struggle in the Chinkang Mountains"

CPUYODA		2010-11-12 06:26:50 PM

Action Seal		2010-11-12 06:28:57 PM

Wait.

Why are Maoists attacking forest animals and zoos? As Communist radicals, shouldn't they be attacking...I don't know...private investment firms?

clevershark		2010-11-12 06:29:45 PM

xuanzhiyouxuan: Maoists and bears, it's simple, really:
"Poor peasants are more able to bear such hardships, but the intermediate class will go over to the big landlord class when it can bear them no longer."
-Mao Zedong, "The Struggle in the Chinkang Mountains"

That bearly made any sense.

Rozinante		2010-11-12 06:30:12 PM

What the hell is wrong with people? We as a race need some kind of predator to hunt us. Perhaps we could loan them some grizzlies or polar bears to replace the slow dumb ones. Let's see you try and stop something the size of a minivan.

clevershark		2010-11-12 06:33:09 PM

Maoists don't like them.

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2010-11-12 06:35:54 PM

clevershark: Maoists don't like them.

*hurk*

SpaceLord		2010-11-12 06:36:10 PM

Great, now where are the bears gonna take shiats?

Ignominiousbob		2010-11-12 06:41:09 PM

clevershark: Jorge Sum: Now they've put up a "Bear Left" sign.

That bears repeating.

By a cub reporter.

Gunz_drawn		2010-11-12 06:41:15 PM

Daaaaa' Bears.

Abominable Snow Man		2010-11-12 06:50:57 PM

First the Japanese killing dolphins and whales. Now this.

SurahAhriman		2010-11-12 07:01:44 PM

Rozinante: What the hell is wrong with people? We as a race need some kind of predator to hunt us. Perhaps we could loan them some grizzlies or polar bears to replace the slow dumb ones. Let's see you try and stop something the size of a minivan.

We are Homo Sapiens, and we will tolerate no predators.

/Except cougars
//rawwr!

PraetorianXVIII		2010-11-12 07:18:11 PM

LEAVE THE BRONX

Fano		2010-11-12 07:20:08 PM

Come with me, if you want to live

clevershark		2010-11-12 07:21:41 PM

indylaw		2010-11-12 07:33:43 PM

indylaw		2010-11-12 07:42:51 PM

thewitchking		2010-11-12 07:43:15 PM

clevershark: Maoists don't like them.

Anyone else look at that and not help but hear "I'm a lumber-jack and I'm OK.."?

Theory Of Null		2010-11-12 07:44:10 PM

Sounds like the Maoists watch Steve Colbert.

Strega		2010-11-12 07:54:30 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 'What's this shiat about leaving? I just got seated.'

Every time I see that picture I imagine the bear saying "Pay no attention to the cheerleader under the table."

Theory Of Null		2010-11-12 07:54:46 PM

Valentine Greatraks: Apparently Maoists don't realize that Colbert is satire.

Damn we think alike. I like money. You like money too?

interstitialofficial		2010-11-12 07:55:15 PM

Mao Zedungbeetle.

/got nothin

Tatterdemalian		2010-11-12 07:57:59 PM

baka-san: Can I please hunt these people for sport?Pretty please?With sugar on top?

If anyone else even suggested it, you'd be out there with Hanoi Jane defending them.

/but it's not a war crime when YOU do it

CPUYODA		2010-11-12 07:59:37 PM

fusillade762		2010-11-12 08:05:47 PM

indylaw

*DeadeyeDick.jpg*

Came here to post that. Glad to see my work has been done for me.

www.thosefunnypictures.com

sonder		2010-11-12 08:08:08 PM

It's 2010, why are we still dealing with communist morons?

I suppose we are also still dealing with religious morons too after a couple thousand years so I shouldn't be surprised.

sonder		2010-11-12 08:09:50 PM

Action Seal: Wait.

Why are Maoists attacking forest animals and zoos? As Communist radicals, shouldn't they be attacking...I don't know...private investment firms?

They are probably vegans.

Rozinante		2010-11-12 08:10:27 PM

SurahAhriman: We are Homo Sapiens, and we will tolerate no predators.

/Except cougars
//rawwr!

We should send them in. No Maoist could resist their sultry, raspy voices and their willingness to do things that would make younger girls curl up in a ball and cry.

clevershark		2010-11-12 08:21:36 PM

sonder: It's 2010, why are we still dealing with communist morons?

They're downright unbearable.

fusillade762		2010-11-12 08:22:39 PM

sonder: It's 2010, why are we still dealing with communist morons?

Cuz they keep loaning us money?

Nick Nostril		2010-11-12 09:19:27 PM

That's a lot of beers.

drewsclues		2010-11-12 10:05:07 PM

They probably would have been fine, because skinning a bear should aggro every bears in a 40 yard radius.

SurahAhriman		2010-11-12 11:23:37 PM

drewsclues: They probably would have been fine, because skinning a bear should aggro every bears in a 40 yard radius.

It was theyr BEST FREIND!

Oldiron_79		2010-11-12 11:29:56 PM

Am I the only one that misread maoists as masochists?

brantgoose		2010-11-13 08:24:12 AM

Is it just me or is that sloth bear wearing footwear on it's hind paws?

(Probably just the soles of its feet but the fake Converse logo makes me suspicious.)

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