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(NCBuy)   Cops follow poop stains leading to suspected burglar   ( divider line
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12021 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jun 2003 at 4:53 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-06-30 04:55:44 PM  
What an asshole
2003-06-30 04:55:47 PM  
the pigs are really putting their noses to good use this week, eh?
2003-06-30 04:55:54 PM  
More distinctive than footprints or a blood trail.
2003-06-30 04:56:21 PM  
Wow, the [image from too old to be available] tags are really weird today.
2003-06-30 04:56:57 PM  
His name is Scott Brown. He was a sprinter in High School that went by the name "The Brown Streak"

Hey..where is the Kennedy Jr. marriage thread? Good times.
2003-06-30 04:56:58 PM  
Turd burglar?
2003-06-30 04:57:38 PM  
Holy shiat! What a "diar" situation...

2003-06-30 04:58:44 PM  
Yeah for POOP!
2003-06-30 04:59:04 PM  
Carl Carlson: "Heh heh heh...... poop."
2003-06-30 04:59:10 PM  
See? It doesn't pay to be on the run when you have the runs.

/I got nothin'
2003-06-30 05:02:47 PM  
Turd Furgeuson(sp?) unavailable for comment?

/slow day at work
2003-06-30 05:03:22 PM  
Checklist items for a burglar:

Nylon to wear on head
Getaway Car
2003-06-30 05:03:22 PM  
Took the words right out of my mouth NightSweat

PS SbB Maggie has big boobs. What a classic picture.
2003-06-30 05:04:47 PM  
Are they going to submit his poop filled pants as evidence?

I hope their legal system is quicker than ours is because it will be a pain keeping the diarrhea fresh until the trail.
2003-06-30 05:05:36 PM  
"Fleeing felon forgets feces".

Well,that's something you won't see on CSI.
2003-06-30 05:05:55 PM  
Well, thats how they caught Uncle Willis.
2003-06-30 05:07:16 PM  
someones in deep shiat
2003-06-30 05:07:27 PM  
I wonder if he left skidmarks while trying to get away?

2003-06-30 05:07:35 PM  
crapple crapple!
2003-06-30 05:08:36 PM  
He was caught brown-handed.

What he needed was something at his house to mask the smell of his diarrhea. Like 1000 mice.
2003-06-30 05:09:31 PM  
2003-06-30 05:09:50 PM  
Sounds like he's up shiat creek.
2003-06-30 05:10:17 PM  
Forget about that guy - what about the guy in Veitnam?

HANOI -- A Vietnamese man who tried to rip off people by selling iron painted with cow fat and paint, claiming it was valuable black bronze, got a dose of his own medicine. The scammer was paid in $64,000 worth of counterfeit bills. The man was caught after shopowners called the police to report he was using the counterfeit money.

2003-06-30 05:10:48 PM  
I hear he feces some major jail time...
2003-06-30 05:10:56 PM  
When you're stealing from someone's home,
and your pants begin to foam,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're pilfering some booty,
And you have a liquid doodie,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
2003-06-30 05:11:00 PM  
Your Honor, I'd like to enter as Exhibit "A" these tighty-whiteys....
2003-06-30 05:11:34 PM  
Oh sure, laugh.

But that same incontinence is gonna keep his ass safe and sound in prison.
2003-06-30 05:11:52 PM  
The police have finally caught public enema number 2!
2003-06-30 05:12:04 PM  
/ \
Did not read the story. He left his shorts on the bed . Nothing mentioning poop stains/marks. But hey like Slashdot, why read the story when you might be Weeners ?
2003-06-30 05:12:46 PM  
And I do mean Weeners.
2003-06-30 05:13:19 PM  
Oh sure, laugh.

But that same incontinence is gonna keep his ass safe and sound in prison.

If he makes it that far. A good lawyer will argue that he is incontinent to stand trial.
2003-06-30 05:13:29 PM  

Read the second blurb
2003-06-30 05:13:30 PM  
/ \
Did not read the story. It's the second one.
2003-06-30 05:14:38 PM  

This has been a filter test.
2003-06-30 05:16:46 PM  
That story was nasty.
2003-06-30 05:16:56 PM  
get down with your bad self
spanking the monkey
tugging the trouser trout
slappin the pant bass

This has been a euphemism test
2003-06-30 05:17:51 PM  
HOKKAIDO, Japan -- Cops in Hokkaido, Japan, recently sniffed out a burgler who escaped from a police car -- by following the scent of the thief's diarrhea. Police say they identified the culprit by his poop-stained trousers.

what's there to read?
2003-06-30 05:17:57 PM  
People who use up-arrows look like idiots to folks who use reverse comment order.

2003-06-30 05:19:35 PM  
oh...I also here he's going to try to plea bargain by rolling over on his partner...what a stool pigeon...

Oh man! I gotta million of them....ok only 2
2003-06-30 05:22:14 PM  

"HOKKAIDO, Japan -- Cops in Hokkaido, Japan, recently sniffed out a burgler who escaped from a police car -- by following the scent of the thief's diarrhea. Police say they identified the culprit by his poop-stained trousers."

Well, don't I have shiat for brains.
---->I'm with Stupid<------

2003-06-30 05:24:04 PM  
why no japan tag?
2003-06-30 05:24:06 PM  
Yes, put him in cell number three. It's a co-ed cell. We already have a Ms. Kay O'Pectate in there.
2003-06-30 05:26:25 PM  
also why no anal sex jail comments?
2003-06-30 05:28:13 PM  
It stinks!!

/Jay Sherman
2003-06-30 05:31:11 PM  
wonder if he left skid marks...get it skids marks, like on the toilet....

oh im not funny
2003-06-30 05:33:42 PM  
Ooh, let me guess - around the station house he's called the "scat burglar!"
2003-06-30 05:35:08 PM  
Tubgirl unavailable for comment.
2003-06-30 05:53:44 PM  
looks like he needs to buy some "Oops I Crapped My Pants"
2003-06-30 06:00:09 PM  
Man, you guys are really lame...
2003-06-30 06:10:23 PM  
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