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(NCBuy)   Man possesses world's only pair of classically trained Shakespearean testicles   (ncbuy.com) divider line 92
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2003-06-30 05:14:22 PM  
"Testicles testicles, where for art thou?"

[/when a man goes swimming,....afterwards...]
 
2003-06-30 05:24:50 PM  
No. Just... no.
 
2003-06-30 05:26:19 PM  
3 weird tags in a row . . .

weird.
 
2003-06-30 05:26:46 PM  
Call me crazy, but I would like to see James Lipton have a nice, long, sit down interview with this guy's scrotum.
 
2003-06-30 05:26:48 PM  
"Is this a knife I see before me?"

*shudder*
 
2003-06-30 05:27:01 PM  
Ballsy Man Testing Acting Boundaries

BOSTON (Wireless Flash) -- A ballsy man in Boston is testing the boundaries of acting -- by making his testicles do the work.
The man, who calls himself "Sackie Gleason," runs a website, testicletheater.com where he puts his testes to the test by dressing them up in costumes and making them act out scenes from "Macbeth, Enter The Dragon" and "Thelma And Louise."

Sure, it's nutty but Gleason sincerely believes his "multi-talented testicles" expose the works of Stanley Kubrick, John Cassavettes and Sam Peckinpah to a new audience.

That doesn't mean Gleason wants to keep his testicles confined to a film set. His true love is the live stage and he gleefully admits his testes thrive during "live theatrical interpretations on request."
 
2003-06-30 05:27:10 PM  
Testes, or not testes...that is the question
 
2003-06-30 05:27:42 PM  
But if he does get a film deal, I'm personally sending CAP the $8 to go see it.
 
2003-06-30 05:27:53 PM  
I have a classically trained penis - "To pee or not to pee..." and I'm frequently found getting my rachmaninoffs.
 
2003-06-30 05:28:13 PM  
BOLLOCKS!
 
2003-06-30 05:28:21 PM  
I want to see his version of the Matrix. ;)
 
2003-06-30 05:28:30 PM  
So, balls have finally made the switch from porn to mainstream. Cool.
 
2003-06-30 05:28:31 PM  
For some reason he's always doing Much Ado About Nothing.
 
2003-06-30 05:28:34 PM  
I assume this is federally funded NEA art.

Otherwise, the guy wouldn't be able to support himself while producing this art.
 
2003-06-30 05:29:09 PM  
"To pee, or not to pee, that is the question ! Twas it better to piss the pants ..."
 
2003-06-30 05:29:13 PM  
"Enter the Dragon"? Ouch.
 
2003-06-30 05:29:35 PM  
What a nut !
 
2003-06-30 05:29:55 PM  
Does filming my vasectomy now qualify as a snuff film?
 
2003-06-30 05:30:13 PM  
1.)Wasn't Testaclees a character in Julius Caesar?
2.)The Two Gentlemen of Verona
3.)"Two testes, both alike in dignity..."
4.)That's nuts!
 
2003-06-30 05:30:37 PM  
the_essdog

It's just one of those days.

 
2003-06-30 05:30:41 PM  
Fruit of the Loom is now a supporter of the arts.
 
2003-06-30 05:31:28 PM  
et tu, Balltus?
 
2003-06-30 05:31:36 PM  
This guys nutz...
 
2003-06-30 05:32:02 PM  
Vasectomy as snuff film = funny funny funny.

How can you be classically trained if you are the only one in the world? Who can train you?
 
2003-06-30 05:33:00 PM  
"Two balls up!"
 
2003-06-30 05:33:15 PM  
what happens if he gets stage fright?

Viagra?

/dees nuuuuuuts
 
2003-06-30 05:33:30 PM  
and this sumer, you can see my butt cheeks in a stunning production of "Ass...you like it?"
 
2003-06-30 05:33:39 PM  
Wouldn't it be great if that guy were Canadian? Man.....
 
2003-06-30 05:34:56 PM  
I say that all fark links have the "weird" tag for the rest of the week.

/bored
 
2003-06-30 05:35:02 PM  
His version of the Titanic would be interesting.
 
2003-06-30 05:35:05 PM  
"I think Thelma is the one on the left."
 
2003-06-30 05:35:15 PM  
how would the nuts accept an award, ass-uming he won one?
 
2003-06-30 05:35:41 PM  
"I look to like, if looking liking move."

-Juliet
 
2003-06-30 05:36:01 PM  
they were on loan from this man:
 
2003-06-30 05:36:14 PM  
The Nutty Professor?
 
n8r
2003-06-30 05:36:37 PM  
This is the best website on the internet
 
2003-06-30 05:37:07 PM  
Dirty, Hairy?
 
2003-06-30 05:38:13 PM  
HAMLET:

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let
her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must
come; make her laugh at that.
Prithee, Horatio, tell
me one thing.
 
2003-06-30 05:38:19 PM  
"no reason to get testies..i mean testy. Aw nuts... i mean crap."
 
2003-06-30 05:38:23 PM  
I'm surprised there isn't any adult only warnings on this site
 
2003-06-30 05:38:48 PM  
Great Balls of Fire
 
2003-06-30 05:38:53 PM  
Okay...but if he attempts "The Perfect Storm" , I don't want to know about it.
 
2003-06-30 05:39:43 PM  
He can just follow his nuts over the cliff ala "Thelma and Louise."
 
2003-06-30 05:39:52 PM  
This guy has some little balls. Suprised he wants to show that off!
 
2003-06-30 05:40:00 PM  
Got to admit, the guys got balls.
Here's his website.
 
2003-06-30 05:40:16 PM  
Sackie Gleason...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!

*catches breath*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

Classic.

PS: Does he do requests? I want him to do the Rockie series.
 
2003-06-30 05:40:42 PM  
There's some australian theatre show called "The Puppetry of the Penis" going around. Two naked dudes with capes twisting their genetalia into various objects. Funny, but just a nad disturbing.
 
2003-06-30 05:41:57 PM  
He could be the Nutty Professor...
 
2003-06-30 05:42:20 PM  
That Rocky scene was a bit disturbing. I never knew "beating your meat" was meant to be taken literally.
 
2003-06-30 05:42:53 PM  
Or Kramer V.S. Kramer with the kid stuck in the middle...
 
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