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(AccessAtlanta)   Dick Van Dyke claims to have been saved by porpoises but it was actually an ottoman   (accessatlanta.com) divider line 15
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2010-11-11 11:07:09 AM  
Dick Van Dyke is in my top 5 most influencing personalities when growing up. I could read here on Fark that he snapped and butchered 30 hookers in Malibu and I'd still think of him as being awesome at everything.
 
2010-11-11 11:27:19 AM  
Dick used to surf on this, too.

img560.imageshack.us
 
2010-11-11 11:30:53 AM  
Heard MTM tell this joke on one of the late night shows a while back:

"Dick Van Dyke had to change his name to become politically correct. He's changed it to Penis Van Lesbian"
 
2010-11-11 11:31:32 AM  
It wasn't an Ottoman, it was just some Turk.
 
2010-11-11 11:33:17 AM  
i47.photobucket.com

/ lolwut
 
2010-11-11 02:39:31 PM  
How did he fall asleep on a surfboard? He must have been stoned or drunk.
 
2010-11-11 02:51:52 PM  
KatjaMouse: Dick Van Dyke is in my top 5 most influencing personalities when growing up. I could read here on Fark that he snapped and butchered 30 hookers in Malibu and I'd still think of him as being awesome at everything.

Pretty much this exact same thing.
 
2010-11-11 03:15:36 PM  
i'm sure he didn't do it on porpoise.
 
2010-11-11 03:25:11 PM  
Ottoman? (new window)
 
2010-11-11 03:49:42 PM  
jdisse: How did he fall asleep on a surfboard? He must have been stoned or drunk.

The latter, probably. He did have a booze problem. I still love watching his old show. Now, THAT was television. "Uhny Uftz"!
 
2010-11-11 03:52:14 PM  
Damn, what does Dick Van Dyke drink when he drinks beer?
 
2010-11-11 07:23:50 PM  
Sounds like he's been living the Porpoise-Driven Life.

/got nothing
 
2010-11-11 09:18:17 PM  
jdisse: How did he fall asleep on a surfboard? He must have been stoned or drunk.

He's 84, what more reason does he need?
 
2010-11-12 05:33:37 AM  
DVD remains one of my all time favorite performers, and I still believe the old DVD show is one of the best sitcoms in history. In honor of his benefactors, I will resolve to eat less porpoise this week than I usually do.
 
2010-11-12 11:21:28 AM  
KatjaMouse: Dick Van Dyke is in my top 5 most influencing personalities when growing up. I could read here on Fark that he snapped and butchered 30 hookers in Malibu and I'd still think of him as being awesome at everything.

Seconded.
 
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