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(Local6)   Foul smell from garage leads police to 1000 mice kept in homemade cages   ( divider line
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2003-06-30 03:28:06 PM  
He loves meeces to pieces.
2003-06-30 04:13:46 PM  
fould smell from garage? 1000 mice kept? homemade cages? sounds like a punk rock group to me....
2003-06-30 04:16:29 PM  
Isn't Fat Tony going to milk them and sell it to Springfield Elementary?
2003-06-30 04:16:38 PM  
So it's perfectly cool to catch them on those glue traps, but keeping them in a cage is illegal?
2003-06-30 04:16:38 PM  
Good think I only have 900 mice in my garage.
2003-06-30 04:17:03 PM I can sleep......mice in cages....ho hum....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2003-06-30 04:17:43 PM  
Where is the Florida Tag?! Oh well, stinky is as stinky does.

2003-06-30 04:18:05 PM  
These creatures you call mice, you see, they are not quite as they appear. They are merely the protrusion into our dimension of vast hyperintelligent pan- dimensional beings. The whole business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front."
2003-06-30 04:18:43 PM  
They were probably just there to feed his 200 snakes in cages in the house.
2003-06-30 04:18:49 PM  
How does one get mice to make their own cages?
2003-06-30 04:19:03 PM  
Wait, so hiring an exterminator to get rid of them is okay, but keeping them in a cage is illegal? Can someone explain this?
2003-06-30 04:19:39 PM  

No nooo.....Pawtucket R.I. is Peter Griffin Territory. Stewy will get them!

/loving his Family Guy DVD
2003-06-30 04:21:03 PM  

State officials said they were making sure the animals received food and water and any needed veterinarian services.

Two words: Snake Food

What the fark? Are they going to try and find homes for them, too?
2003-06-30 04:21:24 PM  
>>>State officials said they were making sure the animals received food and water and any needed veterinarian services. <<<

Uh, yeah.

They're probably being taken to McDonalds to be turned into McNuggets.
2003-06-30 04:21:32 PM  
Why hasn't anyone yet mentioned the hotness of one china_moon, or whatever her name is?
2003-06-30 04:21:35 PM  
Ben, the two of us need look now more,
We both found what we were looking for,

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Will Great White be giving a concert in honor of these mice from R.I. ?

2003-06-30 04:21:46 PM  
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Was it this guy?


JEBUS its a slow day on Fark!
2003-06-30 04:22:17 PM  
--"Beth's mom said the boys locker room is flooded and they found feces everywhere."
--"What are feces?"
--"Baby mice."
2003-06-30 04:23:48 PM  
This thread reminds me of the lady who sold rabbits in Roger and Me for Pets or Meat.
2003-06-30 04:23:56 PM  
Fat Tony you promised me dog or higher!
2003-06-30 04:26:22 PM  
Screw the homeless, lets make sure the rats get food and medical attention. give me a farkin break
2003-06-30 04:26:29 PM  
that's a lot of mice to milk.
2003-06-30 04:26:40 PM  
Is there a spike in TotalFark membership applications, when only crap like this gets posted on the main board?
2003-06-30 04:27:16 PM  

2003-06-30 04:28:00 PM  
The mice and rodents will probably be put up for adoption along with the Flying Balloon Chicken and the Cat with the arrow in its head.

/got nothin
2003-06-30 04:29:27 PM  
I didn't know Richard Gere had a house in RI.
2003-06-30 04:32:21 PM  
I hope they throw the cruelty to animals book at him.

Keeping the poor rats in cages? Everyone knows the humane thing to do is use rat poison or a rat trap, or even use them for a multitude of experiments...

but CAGES??? Horrific!
2003-06-30 04:33:06 PM  
Would you believe 25 people showed up on Friday for Flying Balloon Chicken (aka "Amelia")? People even brought photos and videos in their competition to adopt her.

Too bad they aren't all that interested in foster children.

2003-06-30 04:33:58 PM  
Ugg. Rhode Island finally on Fark and for this? Well, all those stories you've heard from Family Guy are true. Especially Pawtucket.
2003-06-30 04:34:05 PM  
2003-06-30 04:23:56 PM CatchrNdRy
Fat Tony you promised me dog or higher!

2003-06-30 04:34:15 PM  
This is just dumb, dumb, dumb... vet care? seriously, they're MICE... just exterminate them for crying out loud. I cannot imagine spending money to save MICE.
2003-06-30 04:34:45 PM  

If yo had read the damn article, you would see that it is from Rhode Island, not Florida. It's just a Florida news site.

Looks like we need to come up with a tag for people like you.
2003-06-30 04:40:11 PM  
Ive been trying to catch this one
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with this for years
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crafty little bastard always gets away.
2003-06-30 04:41:05 PM  
I didn't think 1,000 mice could fit in Rhode Island

/a silly billy
2003-06-30 04:42:12 PM  
No, no! It's obvious he's a musician!

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2003-06-30 04:44:53 PM  
I hate articles like that! I want to know why the person had all those mice!!!
2003-06-30 04:46:02 PM  
He's preparing for the arrival of the Visitors....
2003-06-30 04:47:57 PM  
Simpsons did it ...
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2003-06-30 04:50:08 PM  
the_g_men : If you dig a little deeper, you will find that you and china_moon may have something in common. Namely, you both like the ladies.
2003-06-30 04:51:26 PM  
I thought the kids at Springfield Elementary drank "Malk" with extra vitamin R?
2003-06-30 04:51:36 PM  

"So, what will we do once the R.I. authorities find someone to adopt us, Brain ?"

"The same thing we do every day, Pinky. Try to take over Rhode Island!! "

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2003-06-30 04:51:39 PM  
They're his.

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2003-06-30 04:51:41 PM  
FriendGirl I think it's fairly obvious that the gentleman was plagued by an overabundance of cheese or hungry snakes.
2003-06-30 04:52:04 PM  
10 points to FalloutBoy. That was pretty funny.
2003-06-30 04:54:16 PM  
Diogenes I suppose rat milk is cheaper than even Malk.

Better than "Grade F Meat - Most Circus Animals Some Filler"
2003-06-30 04:54:54 PM  
But the real question is...

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Who's Harry?
2003-06-30 04:55:18 PM  
They should dispose of them the same way farmers dispose of chickens, with a wood chipper.
2003-06-30 05:01:08 PM  
yeah, rhode island is finnaly on fark, and its not for me getting arrested! Yeah!
2003-06-30 05:02:57 PM  

Someone please tell the article writer. That a paragraph CAN have more than one sentence in it.

As for the mice. Was the guy's name 'Willard' by any chance?
2003-06-30 05:04:28 PM  
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/obscure book reference
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