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		Elvis Pizza offers free delivery from overweight man with sideburns, sunglasses. Camel toe not required (sptimes.com)		39
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Pizzle		2003-06-30 03:13:13 PM

That'll stop the pizza porn fantasies of a high school generation.

Badger		2003-06-30 03:14:33 PM

I'm afraid I don't have enough money Elvis, what can I do do pay you...?

*Boom chicka chicka Boom*

/shudders

tobychubacca		2003-06-30 03:14:42 PM

I'm still waiting for the picture of Camel Toe Elvis!

poop_dumplin		2003-06-30 03:16:26 PM

every postmenopausal woman's dream.

skinink		2003-06-30 03:18:09 PM

A helpful hint: if he asks to use your bathroom for a second, just say no.

Delivered in 30 minutes or less, or you get a free peanut butter and banana sandwich.

Tip me a tenner, tip me upon receipt, never be cheap with your dough.
You will make my life complete and I'll love you so.

frankos		2003-06-30 03:18:51 PM

One Large Square with peanutbutter-n-banana crust anna a side of jelly donuts.

deevo		2003-06-30 03:19:59 PM

"I ate a few slices on the way over... it's not my fault that you ordered bacon."

bass555		2003-06-30 03:20:15 PM

I'd like to order a hunk-a, hunk-a burning cheese

Forsythe P. Jones		2003-06-30 03:21:39 PM

"Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis.
Cause Elvis is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness
Soon all will become Elvis.
Everything everywhere will be Elvis.
Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It's really Elvislution!"

Young_Fart		2003-06-30 03:23:26 PM

Elvis Pizza raises your chances of dying while sitting on the toilet by 57%.

micke		2003-06-30 03:24:17 PM

3,2,1...

Cue the Elvis Toe!

pogomonkey		2003-06-30 03:25:31 PM

someone post the old pic, NOW!!!

nothingyet		2003-06-30 03:26:17 PM

After you tip him does he say:

"Thank-ya......thank-ya very much."

/Nothingyet has left the building

Foaming		2003-06-30 03:26:41 PM

If you insist

litespeed74		2003-06-30 03:28:07 PM

your pizza in 20 minutes or Elvis dies, again.

micke		2003-06-30 03:28:54 PM

Simultanious Toe post!

beautiful.

b0bb0		2003-06-30 03:29:15 PM

Ach du lieber! Mein eyes! Zee goggles do nozing!!!!

Dayum that is the WORST!!! :P

pogomonkey		2003-06-30 03:29:40 PM

Thanks foamingpipesnake and micke. I can now rejoice in Elvis-camel-toe goodness.

majhoulihan		2003-06-30 03:33:40 PM

A little less conversation, a little more pizza, please.

SockMonkeyHolocaust		2003-06-30 03:35:28 PM

Ok, it's time to let go. Elvis isn't funny anymore.

Not even in a totally post 9/11 so-ironic and droll that it is unironic way. Elvis is not funny.

HAHA, yes, he's alive and living with aliens. HAHA, fat Elvis is hilarious. HAHA, your Elvis joke have never been told before. HAHA, you do the best Elvis impersonation ever. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Finally, props to Forsythe P. Jones for quoting Mojo Nixon.

JeepinGeo		2003-06-30 03:35:53 PM

they specialize is Pizza with Peanut Butter and Bananas!

epoophoron		2003-06-30 03:40:02 PM

jesus, I will have nightmares for years.

worst Fark Monday ever.

ccc1138		2003-06-30 03:40:15 PM

I wonder what Elvis would say about this if he were alive today. I think it would be something like this

FriendGirl		2003-06-30 03:43:19 PM

That has got to be the most ridiculous gimmic that I have seen in a long time. I bet 90% of his customers are over the age of 60.

StrikitRich		2003-06-30 03:49:44 PM

"Michael J Fox has no Elvis in 'em"

nothingyet		2003-06-30 03:51:09 PM

Yeah, ridiculous gimmick.
Everytime a new Elvis greatest hits gets released it outsells all other cd's combined. Yeah, Elvis doesnt sell anything at all.

R3		2003-06-30 03:52:24 PM

Heh, you ain't seen Elvis until you see Extreme Elvis!
(rather nsfw)

http://www.extremeelvis.com/

b0bb0		2003-06-30 03:58:46 PM

And if you must ask:

If Elvis was alive today what would he be doing?

Desperately clawing at the inside of his casket!

/WWED

Mechagimpy		2003-06-30 04:09:19 PM

I believe the proper term for male cameltoe is "moose knuckle." Don't think about that for too long.

Mr60s		2003-06-30 04:17:00 PM

My guess is that by now this pizza joint has
also been served... with a cease and desist order
compliments of Elvis Presley Enterprises, Inc.

Uglycicles		2003-06-30 04:26:52 PM

gimme a pie with extra 'Cilla on it...

/mmm, pie

I Am Strom Thurmond		2003-06-30 04:46:27 PM

b0bb0: Wasn't that in Fight Club with Marilyn Monroe instead of Elvis?

And why does this remind me of "Dave's Classy Pizza"?

micah476		2003-06-30 04:53:31 PM

HA! Good headline!

CEO		2003-06-30 05:05:48 PM

The newspaper that reported this is actually the main paper where I live, Elvis isn't that far, either. Naturally, being Florida, the pizza joint is around a million 55+ mobile home parks, so I'm sure it's doing quite well. I can't wait to order some Elvis pizza to my office. I'll post the pics!

Darth_Smurf		2003-06-30 05:34:53 PM

Well it beats Bloaty's...
/obscure

madpiper		2003-06-30 06:09:52 PM

foamingpipesnake: you are going to hell for that one.
It's gonna take a lot of beers to purge THAT from my mind.
On the other hand, maybe I should thank you for giving me yet another reason to drink.