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(Nettavisen)   Few things are more threatening than two naked men with an axe   ( divider line
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8671 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jun 2003 at 1:27 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-06-30 09:11:37 AM  
Except for a naked woman with PMS and a 357 magnum.

"And that, your Honor, is why I had to shoot him...."
2003-06-30 09:23:51 AM  
Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die...
2003-06-30 09:36:05 AM  
Few things?

Apparently the writer forgot all about 'Glitter'...
2003-06-30 10:00:52 AM  
Dad? Uncle Jack? You promised Mom your nude axing days where over!
HPZ [TotalFark]
2003-06-30 10:40:06 AM  
Two naked men with two axes?
Two naked men with two oxen?
2003-06-30 10:46:21 AM  
The only thing scarier is 2 naked men carrying axes without using their hands
2003-06-30 10:50:37 AM  
Jive_Turkey Only if they were anal retentive.
2003-06-30 01:29:54 PM  
Three naked men carrying one giant axe together?
2003-06-30 01:32:21 PM  
what about a giant axe carrying three naked men
2003-06-30 01:32:53 PM  
Both the men were released after being interviewed by the police.

How does this happen? What kind of statement could they possibly make to deter their arrest?
2003-06-30 01:33:10 PM  
Careful with that axe, Eugene.
2003-06-30 01:33:54 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

It's even scarier when they start choppin'
2003-06-30 01:34:20 PM  
Been there.. don't that.
2003-06-30 01:34:54 PM  
done that, that is.
2003-06-30 01:35:06 PM  
Those crazy square-heads!
2003-06-30 01:35:50 PM  
I thought frilly knickers and a brassiere was traditional garb for the enthusiastic woodsman.
2003-06-30 01:36:04 PM  
Florida=old and busted
Norway=new hotness

I had to read the article just to double check that it wasn't from my fine home state.
2003-06-30 01:37:44 PM  
the enthusiastic woodsman

Nothing to add really. Just wanted to point out this little frase.

*golf clap*
2003-06-30 01:38:38 PM  
Not nearly as scary as the naked clown with the chainsaw I found waiting for me in the shower...
2003-06-30 01:39:55 PM  
running naked with an axe? That HAS to be worse than running with scissors.
2003-06-30 01:41:34 PM  
johnny_wadd...obscure Floyd reference, very nice!
2003-06-30 01:43:53 PM  
They were released after questioning?

Well at least they had a damn good reason.
2003-06-30 01:44:16 PM  
bass555 That's just my wife.... you get used to it.
2003-06-30 01:44:29 PM  
I would like to settle this rumor right now. No we don't!!!
2003-06-30 01:45:05 PM  
It was just 2 nudists with an axe to grind.
2003-06-30 01:45:17 PM  
2003-06-30 01:45:20 PM  
Ya sorta have to axe what those idiots where up to. Then again is was in Norway and it was camping. That has ot make Deliverance look good.
2003-06-30 01:45:54 PM  
Few things scarier, you say?

How about all three of the golden girls naked, oiled up, and having good carpet munching session?
2003-06-30 01:46:51 PM  
Anyone else catch this on the RH side of the page:

"Americans Love Norwegian Sperm"


A transatlantic bukkake fetish? WTF??
2003-06-30 01:47:12 PM  
The Stay Puffed Marshmellow man is.
2003-06-30 01:48:03 PM  
It sounds very much like the format to a Norweigen game show.

I, too, wonder what they could've said to the police to be let go so quickly. I imagine that they told them they were making a pornographic movie on lumberjacks.
2003-06-30 01:48:29 PM  
2003-06-30 09:23:51 AM Sven_Burger
Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die...

What? A hemophiliac?

/It's National Blonde Day. I'm just showing my roots.
2003-06-30 01:48:39 PM  
What! Running naked with axes is not a lewd sex crime?
2003-06-30 01:48:47 PM  
he's just a lumberjack and he's okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day.

guess the daily drudgery just got to them.
2003-06-30 01:52:48 PM  
Scarier? How about a chick with big fangs and a silly hat that collect insects and shells?

2003-06-30 01:57:14 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
"Hmm... I wonder if I cleaned my axe this morning."
2003-06-30 01:59:43 PM  
Scary is a bowl full of rice ond one of them blinks.
2003-06-30 02:05:05 PM  
Running naked with an axe? In Norway? Damn drunk black metallers...
2003-06-30 02:06:21 PM  

Sorry about that.
2003-06-30 02:42:20 PM  
Nakes with an axe?? Is that so it's easier to wash off the blood and body parts?? So there's less chance of being caught??? Hmmm good thinking
2003-06-30 03:03:04 PM  
Two bare asses have axes. How Shakespearian.

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm ok ...

2003-06-30 03:05:00 PM  
Ok, there is NO rational explanation when you encounter a naked axe-wielding man. I don't scare easy, but I think that is one of the few things that would send me running without question.
2003-06-30 03:06:09 PM  
Clown suit has nothin' on birthday suit for shock value
2003-06-30 03:13:27 PM  
They should have just gone to Canada and gotten married.
2003-06-30 03:22:41 PM  
Where's there's an axe, there's wood.
2003-06-30 03:24:31 PM  

dinosaur jr. rocks.
i think i'll have to break out my old cd's when i get home.
thanks for the memories!

/j.mascis fan
2003-06-30 04:06:46 PM  

Did you get your name from a short story? I can't remember the name or who wrote it, but I remember the "monster".
2003-06-30 05:05:04 PM  
voting should have been enabled so we could nominate scarier stuff.
2003-06-30 06:33:10 PM  
A Bush with a Button. That's more dangerous.

/soap box
2003-06-30 06:45:47 PM  
"Axe" is just Norweigian for "ass"'s all very benign; axes aren't detachable!


Oh yeah, and across the tracks it's "axe me a question." This also has to do with asses, but in an entirely different context.
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