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(Nettavisen)   Few things are more threatening than two naked men with an axe   (nettavisen.no) divider line 52
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2003-06-30 09:11:37 AM
Except for a naked woman with PMS and a 357 magnum.

"And that, your Honor, is why I had to shoot him...."
 
2003-06-30 09:23:51 AM
Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die...
 
2003-06-30 09:36:05 AM
Few things?

Apparently the writer forgot all about 'Glitter'...
 
2003-06-30 10:00:52 AM
Dad? Uncle Jack? You promised Mom your nude axing days where over!
 
HPZ [TotalFark]
2003-06-30 10:40:06 AM
Two naked men with two axes?
Two naked men with two oxen?
 
2003-06-30 10:46:21 AM
The only thing scarier is 2 naked men carrying axes without using their hands
 
2003-06-30 10:50:37 AM
Jive_Turkey Only if they were anal retentive.
 
2003-06-30 01:29:54 PM
Three naked men carrying one giant axe together?
 
2003-06-30 01:32:21 PM
what about a giant axe carrying three naked men
 
2003-06-30 01:32:53 PM
Both the men were released after being interviewed by the police.

How does this happen? What kind of statement could they possibly make to deter their arrest?
 
2003-06-30 01:33:10 PM
Careful with that axe, Eugene.
 
2003-06-30 01:33:54 PM


It's even scarier when they start choppin'
 
2003-06-30 01:34:20 PM
Been there.. don't that.
 
2003-06-30 01:34:54 PM
done that, that is.
 
2003-06-30 01:35:06 PM
Those crazy square-heads!
 
2003-06-30 01:35:50 PM
I thought frilly knickers and a brassiere was traditional garb for the enthusiastic woodsman.
 
2003-06-30 01:36:04 PM
Florida=old and busted
Norway=new hotness

I had to read the article just to double check that it wasn't from my fine home state.
 
2003-06-30 01:37:44 PM
the enthusiastic woodsman

Nothing to add really. Just wanted to point out this little frase.

*golf clap*
 
2003-06-30 01:38:38 PM
Not nearly as scary as the naked clown with the chainsaw I found waiting for me in the shower...
 
2003-06-30 01:39:55 PM
running naked with an axe? That HAS to be worse than running with scissors.
 
2003-06-30 01:41:34 PM
johnny_wadd...obscure Floyd reference, very nice!
 
2003-06-30 01:43:53 PM
They were released after questioning?

Well at least they had a damn good reason.
 
2003-06-30 01:44:16 PM
bass555 That's just my wife.... you get used to it.
 
2003-06-30 01:44:29 PM
I would like to settle this rumor right now. No we don't!!!

http://www.nettavisen.no/servlets/page?section=1706&item=274653
 
2003-06-30 01:45:05 PM
It was just 2 nudists with an axe to grind.
 
2003-06-30 01:45:17 PM
 
2003-06-30 01:45:20 PM
Ya sorta have to axe what those idiots where up to. Then again is was in Norway and it was camping. That has ot make Deliverance look good.
 
2003-06-30 01:45:54 PM
Few things scarier, you say?

How about all three of the golden girls naked, oiled up, and having good carpet munching session?
 
2003-06-30 01:46:51 PM
Anyone else catch this on the RH side of the page:

"Americans Love Norwegian Sperm"

??!!!???!!!

A transatlantic bukkake fetish? WTF??
 
2003-06-30 01:47:12 PM
The Stay Puffed Marshmellow man is.
 
2003-06-30 01:48:03 PM
It sounds very much like the format to a Norweigen game show.

I, too, wonder what they could've said to the police to be let go so quickly. I imagine that they told them they were making a pornographic movie on lumberjacks.
 
2003-06-30 01:48:29 PM
2003-06-30 09:23:51 AM Sven_Burger
Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die...


What? A hemophiliac?

/It's National Blonde Day. I'm just showing my roots.
 
2003-06-30 01:48:39 PM
What! Running naked with axes is not a lewd sex crime?
 
2003-06-30 01:48:47 PM
he's just a lumberjack and he's okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day.

guess the daily drudgery just got to them.
 
2003-06-30 01:52:48 PM
Scarier? How about a chick with big fangs and a silly hat that collect insects and shells?


-Shudder
 
2003-06-30 01:57:14 PM

"Hmm... I wonder if I cleaned my axe this morning."
 
2003-06-30 01:59:43 PM
Scary is a bowl full of rice ond one of them blinks.
 
2003-06-30 02:05:05 PM
Running naked with an axe? In Norway? Damn drunk black metallers...
 
2003-06-30 02:06:21 PM
bass555

Sorry about that.
 
2003-06-30 02:42:20 PM
Nakes with an axe?? Is that so it's easier to wash off the blood and body parts?? So there's less chance of being caught??? Hmmm good thinking
 
2003-06-30 03:03:04 PM

Two bare asses have axes. How Shakespearian.


I'm a lumberjack, and I'm ok ...

 
2003-06-30 03:05:00 PM
Ok, there is NO rational explanation when you encounter a naked axe-wielding man. I don't scare easy, but I think that is one of the few things that would send me running without question.
 
2003-06-30 03:06:09 PM
Clown suit has nothin' on birthday suit for shock value
 
2003-06-30 03:13:27 PM
They should have just gone to Canada and gotten married.
 
2003-06-30 03:22:41 PM
Where's there's an axe, there's wood.
 
2003-06-30 03:24:31 PM
lawtalkingguy,

dinosaur jr. rocks.
i think i'll have to break out my old cd's when i get home.
thanks for the memories!

/j.mascis fan
 
2003-06-30 04:06:46 PM
Corpsegrinder:

Did you get your name from a short story? I can't remember the name or who wrote it, but I remember the "monster".
 
2003-06-30 05:05:04 PM
voting should have been enabled so we could nominate scarier stuff.
 
2003-06-30 05:29:34 PM
Note to self:

Next time, leave the axe at home.

Damn, modern life is hard.
 
2003-06-30 06:33:10 PM
A Bush with a Button. That's more dangerous.

/soap box
 
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