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2003-06-30 08:10:01 AM  
biatch stole my headline ... well, hope you get it posted :)

"the neverending storrryyyyyy"
 
2003-06-30 08:17:02 AM  
best one in awhile, but only two eggs that I can find: "Fish Lake" and "CD's"

who the hell is Jerome?!
 
OBB
2003-06-30 08:25:08 AM  
nihil8r - I believe you mean "The neverending sodaaaaaaaa"
 
2003-06-30 08:41:12 AM  
What's an enail?? Is that like an online manicure or something?
 
2003-06-30 09:07:08 AM  
i eat dogs
 
2003-06-30 09:07:34 AM  
Good morning class....
 
2003-06-30 09:08:48 AM  
Fish Lake = Egg
 
2003-06-30 09:08:53 AM  
Homestar Runner is the only reason I get up on a Monday morning.
 
Rat
2003-06-30 09:09:35 AM  
still 'Loading'...

/I'll get back with ya
 
2003-06-30 09:10:07 AM  
A Strongbad email without Strongbad ?!!
 
2003-06-30 09:12:12 AM  
Foreign Leadership Camp!
 
2003-06-30 09:12:35 AM  
I didn't want to enjoy it, but making breakfast out of cold pizza and half and half made me giggle.
 
2003-06-30 09:12:44 AM  
That was great!!
Haha
 
2003-06-30 09:12:59 AM  
Feels like they just phoned this one in... I was half expecting H*R to jump up and down and shout LEEKO LEEKO LEEKO!... there has to be another Egg we're missing.
 
Rib
2003-06-30 09:13:24 AM  
It also reminds me why I dont drink mountain dew.
 
2003-06-30 09:14:29 AM  
errr, ENAIL?
 
2003-06-30 09:14:47 AM  
how do you guys find the eggs? do you just start clicking furiously on the screen or what?
 
2003-06-30 09:15:11 AM  
The nevaw ending sooooooodaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahwhhwhhwhw!!!

rofl
 
2003-06-30 09:15:28 AM  
I liked the floating stick of chalk...
 
2003-06-30 09:17:03 AM  
Yes, people...Enail. If you'd actually watch before commenting, you'd understand *big shock*

Fish Lake - "Home of this Fish"
 
2003-06-30 09:17:45 AM  
Rock_Strongo: try tapping Tab whilst watching.

Oh, and did this remind anyone of the major pet peeve many, including me, always had when people called Nintendo cartridges "tapes"?

man, that always used to get on my nerves.
 
2003-06-30 09:18:40 AM  
That was a good one
 
2003-06-30 09:19:21 AM  
The cheaters find the eggs using the old hold the tab button thing.
 
2003-06-30 09:20:15 AM  
Old People Music, gotta love Old people music
 
2003-06-30 09:22:40 AM  
Awesome..... best SBEmail in a while.
 
2003-06-30 09:24:29 AM  
It was alright, they've obviously been better. Next week's will probably be good now that StrongBad's keyboard is covered in Moutain Dew.
 
2003-06-30 09:24:56 AM  
Am I the only one who doesn't understand these?

Actually, I do understand and love the Strong Bad e-mails, I just wanted to be the Weeners the above statement.
 
2003-06-30 09:25:22 AM  
Damnit. I thought he was gonna destroy StrongBad's computer by pouring soda on it... thus forcing StrongBad to get yet another computer. Come on, give him an old Amiga!
 
2003-06-30 09:25:47 AM  
Huh? I didn't type "the Weeners"! I said the first!
 
2003-06-30 09:27:48 AM  
This story hits the enail on the ehead
 
2003-06-30 09:28:49 AM  
Ha! Neverending Story reference! Love it!

Believe it or not, I have that song on my Nomad Jukebox. And the happy hardcore remix. Wait, did I just say that out loud?
 
2003-06-30 09:30:17 AM  
I admit I felt a little jipped by this pretty unfunny email but the neverending soda thing was great. A really kick ass song originally too.
 
2003-06-30 09:32:57 AM  
Yes you did Pepe, you clearly typed "the Weeners". It's simply impossible that fark has some sort of hyper-intelligent, super futuristic, alien hybrid technology filter. Where in the world would you get such an idea?
 
2003-06-30 09:35:28 AM  
This could be another computer time for SB.

Ever seen what mountain dew does to a computer
 
2003-06-30 09:36:09 AM  
Whoah, that was some kind of evil homestar! Look at his eyes! I think the guy has finally cracked!
 
2003-06-30 09:36:33 AM  
I think this is to get Strong Bad back fro pouring the Cheat's glowstick into his Mountain Dew the last time. (the "Lightswitch Rave" episode)
 
2003-06-30 09:37:34 AM  
hopefully next week's email will make up for strong bad's lack of presence this week, by being..double funny...
 
2003-06-30 09:37:39 AM  
Maybe StrongBad will get a new 486 now.
 
2003-06-30 09:37:51 AM  
sb-enail.com

2 eggs in this one.

"Fish Lake" like the other mentioned

and click on the word

"CD's" for the 2nd.

/the never ending soda
 
2003-06-30 09:38:57 AM  
AHAHHAHAHAHHA!

Neverending Story. Classic.

Also, "sb_enail.exe"??? ENAIL? What an ass!
 
2003-06-30 09:39:01 AM  
Worst. Email. Ever. I can understand that maybe the person that does SB emails was busy and could not get one made for this week, but don't just substitute HR and think it'll be funny! Jesus that sucked a$$!
 
2003-06-30 09:40:12 AM  
"amusing" is a term they should start using more conservativly around here
 
2003-06-30 09:44:10 AM  
I'm with feck on SB getting a new computer. My guess is that the new computer will be a pentium class, and SB will have a hard time using a GUI because the CLI will no longer be available.
 
2003-06-30 09:45:22 AM  
He should get a linux box... that would rock.
 
2003-06-30 09:45:24 AM  
bubbaprog: I hated that. I still hate that. Call them "carts" or "cartridges." Tapes have moving parts, these do not.
 
2003-06-30 09:48:06 AM  
I dunno, I thought it was funny.

/no life
 
2003-06-30 09:48:10 AM  
I see Strongbad coming back next week and trying to type his usual 'run sb_email.exe' line, and getting 'rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr' instead while freaking out.
 
2003-06-30 09:49:39 AM  
run "sb_enail.com"
 
2003-06-30 09:51:41 AM  
Homestar needs his own feature every week. He's amazing.
 
2003-06-30 09:52:22 AM  
sb_enail.exe?????
 
2003-06-30 09:56:48 AM  
Just discovered the brightness control works on SB's monitor.
 
2003-06-30 09:57:12 AM  
*boooooooooooh* *hissssssssssssssssss*

/strongbad sux
 
2003-06-30 09:57:48 AM  
Enail? Is the submitter hispanic?

/racist?
 
2003-06-30 09:58:25 AM  
easter egg- click on f lakes when homestar trys to figure out what florida is and you'll get a postcard. heh.
 
2003-06-30 09:59:01 AM  
moZer - did for a while
 
2003-06-30 09:59:34 AM  
Sheesh, that was so unreal. I mean, you don't ruin a computer by pouring mountain dew on the KEYBOARD. It's not a commodore or a Vic-20.
 
2003-06-30 09:59:45 AM  
hahahahaha

/eating cold pizza for breakfast as we speak ...er...type
now all i need are some fresh kicks ;)
 
2003-06-30 09:59:56 AM  
sb_enail.com
 
2003-06-30 10:00:52 AM  
I agree with you all that he should get a new computer... However, Jono.. I don't think he's going to get a 486. If he gets anything I would guess he'd get the original Pentium w/ the math bug in it. Although, it would be funny if he somehow wond up with like a Mac Classic or something like that.

AC
 
2003-06-30 10:01:02 AM  
Y'know, I think I had the Sears version of "Shploitz" for my Atari 2600.
 
Raz
2003-06-30 10:01:08 AM  
God, that was the worst one in a while, what a ripoff.
 
2003-06-30 10:01:46 AM  
He typed ENAIL in the headline because HomestarRunner mistypes it at the beginning command prompt. I believe he types "sb_enail.com" or something like that.

Anyways, this email blew.
 
2003-06-30 10:02:46 AM  
I wonder if that would work with my computer?
I'll just trpjksdf sd sd sdfkl;jljklj kj lkll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
 
2003-06-30 10:06:47 AM  
2003-06-30 10:01:08 AM Raz
God, that was the worst one in a while, what a ripoff.


Yeah. You should ask for your money back. Tard-again.
 
2003-06-30 10:07:31 AM  
What the heck was The Cheat wearing?
 
2003-06-30 10:07:35 AM  
Jailles, I think he should get an Emperial Cruiser! That would ROCK!
 
2003-06-30 10:09:24 AM  
Grand_Moff_Joseph

The same person does all the voices except for Marzipan. Therefore it was a conscious decision on the part of the Bros. Chaps to make Homestar do this week's email.

And Homestar IS funny. :P
 
2003-06-30 10:09:33 AM  
We never got an sbemail from last week.
 
2003-06-30 10:10:16 AM  
kevin5lynn: "Sheesh, that was so unreal. I mean, you don't ruin a computer by pouring mountain dew on the KEYBOARD. It's not a commodore or a Vic-20"
Not real? A farking cartoon, you say? And it's fake?! What is this world coming to..
/also thinks this one blew
 
2003-06-30 10:14:43 AM  
Was The Cheat wearing a Sgt. Pepper uniform? Is he dead?

*taehC ehT deirub I*
 
2003-06-30 10:14:56 AM  
kevin5lynn
Sheesh, that was so unreal. I mean, you don't ruin a computer by pouring mountain dew on the KEYBOARD. It's not a commodore or a Vic-20.

Yeah, but if they poured liquid on the computer, Strong Bad would be computerless - this is better because it gives SB a chance to come back and get pissed off instead.
 
2003-06-30 10:15:47 AM  
Ahhh...

As soon as Homestar wrote on the computer screen with chalk, I knew it was gonna be a good one. But then I was suddenly dissapointed when, even at the end, Strong Bad did not show up.

"Never-ending sooooddaaaaa...ahahah!"
 
2003-06-30 10:18:30 AM  
I'm sure people ask this all the time but...

How do you save these to your hard drive?
 
2003-06-30 10:20:04 AM  
Anyone see what it says on the eraser? School something? It's probably nothing but i just want to feel like on belong in this thread. :0)
 
2003-06-30 10:20:07 AM  
Pouring Dew on the keyboard didn't even ruin it, guys; the monitor stays the same while he does it and the ringing noise is Strong Sad's egg timer. Sheesh, pay attention and you'll realize that the Chaps actually DO know what they're doing. And I think it's hilarious that H*R is too dumb to even ruin a computer properly.
 
2003-06-30 10:20:52 AM  
they skip last week then half-ass us this week with HR?!?!?!
 
2003-06-30 10:22:34 AM  
Booooooring.

Mountain Dew? *Urgh!* Gimme a Crab Juice...

/Homer
 
2003-06-30 10:22:45 AM  
I guess it'll be time for Strong Bad to get a Windows 3.1 machine now.

Maybe Win 3.11 for Workgroups.

/nerd
 
2003-06-30 10:23:37 AM  
I've never heard so many people complain about a comic before. Homestar "stupidly" mis-spelling "email", pouring Mountain Dew on the keyboard instead of the computer. It's fine if you don't think it's funny, but you are probably the same people who question how the aliens in Star Trek all speak English.

I'm glad you are moved enough to comment on the cartoon - good or bad. It has made an impact.
 
2003-06-30 10:24:07 AM  
bubbaprog
Gotta agree with you on that one. I also hate it when people call controllers "paddles". My wife does it all the time and it drives me crazy.
 
2003-06-30 10:26:24 AM  
This is why Homestar Runner is so much funnier than Strong Bad.
and cooler.
and crueller.
 
2003-06-30 10:26:25 AM  
where has Ku_No_ichi been lately ?? anybody know ??

/sorry off topic
 
2003-06-30 10:29:32 AM  
That HR is a funny guy...even though he has no arms, or at least any visable ones. I love Mountain Dew too its makes me feel peppy....Being peppy is good. I don't see why some of u people r always hating on SB and the gang, it makes Monday less er ...Monday.
 
2003-06-30 10:29:42 AM  
um... did i say something wrong ?? where did everyone go .....
 
2003-06-30 10:29:54 AM  
loki see loki do


What the heck was The Cheat wearing?


To me it looked like a fireman's outfit: raincoat and hardhat. Someone else mentioned Sgt. Pepperoutfit.

AM Sooprmncntwlk
I'm sure people ask this all the time but...
How do you save these to your hard drive?


If you use IE, then go to Tools menu > Internet Options > Settings > View Files. Then just sort by Internet address and look for the Flash Movies.


And if your lazy here is the link

You can download the rest by just changing the number.
 
2003-06-30 10:30:25 AM  
Commodore 64 is the way to go.
 
2003-06-30 10:30:58 AM  
I've gotta admit, The Cheat's reference to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club band seems a little random. Funny, though.

And why does everyone take SBemail so seriously? I mean, to take time out of your Monday to rip it on Fark? Lighten up, guys, and laugh a little. I say three cheers for the Brothers Chaps for making Mondays a little more entertaining. And I'm looking forward to the followup email next week. I mean, what self-respecting geek hasn't spilled Mountain Dew on his keyboard at least once?
 
2003-06-30 10:33:54 AM  
And how, praytell, did Homestar even pour the Mountain Dew onto the computer if he doesn't have hands!

Cartoons that use cartoon physics are bad. I will therefore only watch cartoons where the laws of physics are strictly adhered to.

Now if you will excuse me, I have to go watch Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
 
2003-06-30 10:34:27 AM  
 
2003-06-30 10:40:57 AM  
just started really liking the strong bad email thang.

homestar is good.

-Geezo
 
2003-06-30 10:41:16 AM  
Since The Cheat showed up right as Homestar was talking about how to make a wet computer out of Strong Bad's computer, I assume it was a raincoat he was wearing.

Whoa, Homestar, those are some fresh kicks, there!
 
2003-06-30 10:41:42 AM  
soporific> Then I hope you are a diehard RedvsBlue fan :)
 
2003-06-30 10:42:24 AM  
Note: Commodore made the Vic 20--it's not an either or scenario.
(also, aliens speak Federation Standard, not English)
[/geek]
 
2003-06-30 10:43:17 AM  
Jailles, I think he should get an Emperial Cruiser! That would ROCK!


Yeah that would rock! Do they run linux?
 
2003-06-30 10:43:41 AM  
Strong Bad is the sux0r!

No, Strong Bad rocks, you're a tard!

/just trying to speed up the inevitable a little.
 
2003-06-30 10:45:45 AM  
next week, I suspect Strongbad will have a sticky keyboard
 
2003-06-30 10:46:31 AM  
"The neverending sodaaaaaaaa"

yeah, just don't close it for a few seconds ;)
 
2003-06-30 10:49:19 AM  
Dudes, SB is still recovering from the killer sunburn he got two weeks ago. Give him a break.
 
2003-06-30 10:51:17 AM  
way2muchsense:

He's probably going to be all peelly and gross
 
2003-06-30 10:51:49 AM  
I thought it was funny, but I always think Homestar is funny because he sounds like a retarded person when he talks and retarded people make me laugh.

On another note, Homestar is so busted because you know the Cheat will tell SB what happened.
 
2003-06-30 10:52:04 AM  
Can you change the monitor brightness every episode? I just found it by accident this time. If not, that could be an egg.
 
2003-06-30 10:52:32 AM  
"Seh-ga tapes"...rofl.

Actually, whenever I go to to visit the thrift stores I usually find that the old videogame cartridges are kept in the same place as the audio cassettes and 8-tracks. If there are any old videogame collectors on this thread then they can back me up on this. This could be a matter of convenience on the part of the management, but it is probably borne out of a true misconception that these little plastic boxes actually have magnetic tape inside of them.

Next thing you know they'll be referring to old Playstation games as "CD's". Hey, waitaminute...

Pretty funny sbemail (hrenail?) today in any case.
 
2003-06-30 10:53:04 AM  
Wonderfool. bravo, bravo
 
2003-06-30 10:54:46 AM  
dancenhance - Yes, you can change the brightness in every episode. Even the old 286, you could... not an egg.
 
2003-06-30 10:59:20 AM  
HEY STEVE!!!!
 
2003-06-30 10:59:21 AM  
By itself, this e-mail is very weak. However, I'm guessing that it's a set-up e-mail for another computer for Strong Bad.

He's had a Tandy, and then a 386. The Cheat already has an iMac, so I doubt we'll see SB getting one of those. Perhaps he'll get an Amiga this next time around? Or possibly some ancient Linux box? Or maybe even a Pom Pilot?
 
2003-06-30 10:59:56 AM  
Pretty funny one. Wonder what Strongbad will say when he finds his keyboards sticky next week.
 
2003-06-30 11:01:10 AM  
Lame.

Nuff Said.
 
2003-06-30 11:02:52 AM  

Oh, and did this remind anyone of the major pet peeve many, including me, always had when people called Nintendo cartridges "tapes"?

There is a reson many older folks do that. Back in the old days programs can on tape. So a lot of old people never adapted.

 
2003-06-30 11:05:27 AM  
About pouring Montain Dew on the keyboard and not the computer.

IT WAS IRONY! Sheesh!

Other examples of the same type of irony:

Example #1: In the movie "Independance Day" did you notice the the guys flying ine the alien spacecraft fitted perfectly into the alien seats. That's so unbeleivable.

Example #2: In the movie "The Flintstones" they use an elephant to wash the dishes. That's so unbeleivable! I mean, at that time it would have been mammoths!
 
2003-06-30 11:06:13 AM  
*TEEN GIRL SQUAD*
 
2003-06-30 11:07:21 AM  
My computer at work has no speakers. This sucks.

/no point
 
2003-06-30 11:07:50 AM  
StephenFalken =>

*singing* I adore my 64, my commodore 64!
 
2003-06-30 11:16:41 AM  
Compy 386.. he needs the DX model.
/compgeek
 
2003-06-30 11:17:04 AM  
What was the deal with da Chort? What was he wearing?
 
2003-06-30 11:18:33 AM  
kevin5lynn


About pouring Montain Dew on the keyboard and not the computer.

IT WAS IRONY! Sheesh!

Other examples of the same type of irony:

Example #1: In the movie "Independance Day" did you notice the the guys flying ine the alien spacecraft fitted perfectly into the alien seats. That's so unbeleivable.

Example #2: In the movie "The Flintstones" they use an elephant to wash the dishes. That's so unbeleivable! I mean, at that time it would have been mammoths!


I agree with you but your on crack with your two points,

1) These were fighter plane seats that they had fitted. that is why they had english writing on them.

2) I have never seen a purple elephant before have you?
 
2003-06-30 11:18:59 AM  
Post more news! I'm farkin' bored!
 
2003-06-30 11:21:22 AM  
In homestar's mind the keyboard is the computer, because why would he want to pour mountain dew on a TV?
 
2003-06-30 11:23:05 AM  
Feck =>

1) They fitted fighter planes on an ALIEN spaceship? That's so unbelievable! Come on! How did they screw them on the floor? What types of bolts can you use on alien metal? Why did the dashboard line up perfectly? This totally ruined it for me (as opposed to the complete asinine strategy of the aliens to conquer earth).

2) Purple elephants? Well, this one time, at band camp, I got really drunk...
 
2003-06-30 11:23:36 AM  
Catapultic

If they greenlight my last submission it should be good flamewar. Politics is always good for that.
 
2003-06-30 11:24:32 AM  
[image from lvcm.com too old to be available]
 
2003-06-30 11:25:08 AM  
Perhaps StrongBad will get a brand spanky G5?
 
2003-06-30 11:26:04 AM  
good god Kevin5lynn I hope you're using SARCASM up there. How is it IRONIC that the guys could fit in the alien seats? or IRONIC that Mt. Dew was poured on the keyboard. I think a better case of IRONY fell when I was playing some yahoo game and Dixiechikgurl6969 (whatever) joined Team USA. I'm sure someone has one of those nifty photoshops defining IRONY. This would be a good time and place for it.

Oh.. SBenail... dissapointing. I hope you guys are right about it being a setup.
 
2003-06-30 11:26:38 AM  
Feck: In homestar's mind the keyboard is the computer, because why would he want to pour mountain dew on a TV?

That's so true man... "Whoa, that TV has words on it"
 
2003-06-30 11:28:23 AM  
I can't they're feeding us this crap. I'll admit, it wasn't bad, but it definitely wasn't good. I guess they're either:

1) Setting us up for something good next week (pretty likely)

or 2) Resting on their laurels after being named to Entertainment Weekly's "It List" of the 100 most creative people. (also prettly likely)

Oh well, after losing out on last week, and the craptacular email this week, we can only hope SB returns next week.
 
2003-06-30 11:30:12 AM  
Hmmm... Why would the Cheat be dressed up in George Harrison's SPLHCB suit?
 
2003-06-30 11:33:25 AM  
Homestar is teh roXor.
 
2003-06-30 11:33:52 AM  
kevin5lynn


1) They had had the thing for years im sure they could have fiugured out how to drill into it yet. (but remember nothing in that whole film was belivable)

2) it was fury too so it may have been some wierd random animal. i for one never saw anything that looks like Dino in a museum
 
2003-06-30 11:35:49 AM  
yeah...representin the dew...
 
2003-06-30 11:39:33 AM  
Homestar will forever and always be funnier than Strong Bad. I love Strong Bad and SB emails as much as the next nerd, though I don't understand all the hype. Homestar is clearly the star of the show.
 
2003-06-30 11:42:03 AM  
Why Not?
 
2003-06-30 11:42:07 AM  
kevin5lynn: that ain't irony, alanis. grab a webster's.
 
2003-06-30 11:43:18 AM  
The Cheat is clearly a Modern Major General.
 
2003-06-30 11:46:18 AM  
I'm still wondering what FL stands for?
 
2003-06-30 11:52:18 AM  
cujandy =>

Everything in the movie is soooooo fantasy, to pick up on this little detail while ignoring the much larger unrealistic events, this constitues (in my mind) irony.

Playing yahoo games? I don't know what you're talking about. oh well.
 
2003-06-30 11:53:15 AM  
Actually, I think it showed a bit of rudimentary character development on behalf of the creators. Homestar isn't going to just sit there and take SBs crap anymore so he's getting back at him with a little maliciousness of his own. It's just like real life...underneath our exteriors we are all petty, selfish, malicious little bastards.
 
2003-06-30 11:58:09 AM  
"...apwwy wibewawwy......"
 
2003-06-30 11:59:37 AM  
Having seen the movie "Electric Dreams", I happen to know for a fact that pouring liquid on a keyboard can make hilarity ensue! (I.E. cause a crappy 80's PC to develop artificial intelligence and super powers.
 
2003-06-30 12:01:58 PM  
SEGA rules. growing up i always had sega, my parents never got me nintendo. i had the original and the genesis. i never bought dream cast. but sega is awesome. anyone here remember Alex Kidd In Miracle World??
 
2003-06-30 12:05:06 PM  
I'm hoping for an old IIGS.

/still has one
 
2003-06-30 12:07:37 PM  
Oh no, the Seargent Peppers connection fits,


Strongbad is dead!

Thats why no e-mail last week, they substituted an old-timey sneak tribute W only brief flashes of Sir Strongbad so they can get us used to the imposter. They training a dupe.

Don't you fools see? thats why Homestar kicked the cheat aside, he was trying to warn us!

Strongbad is Dead!
 
2003-06-30 12:15:12 PM  
The most annoying thing in Independence Day is that they bring down an alien computer network (?) by uploading a virus (?!?) from a Mac (?!?!?).
 
2003-06-30 12:19:47 PM  
Actually I've had that ID4 argument out before. The aliens had to have made their computers compatible W ours in order to use our satelites as they did. And despite their higher intelligence they were a hive mind, they would probably not have virus protection because a group oriented mind wouldn't think of designing a virus to damage hive property as individual humans do. You can't defend against what you can't imagine.
 
2003-06-30 12:19:48 PM  
/uses an apple IIc as mousepad.

he needs an Atari ST, not an amiga >:(
 
2003-06-30 12:21:17 PM  
The Cheat makes a mean looking general
Homestar definately needs some sort of regular feature like SB and Marzipan
 
2003-06-30 12:22:01 PM  
Worst Strongbad Ever.
 
2003-06-30 12:22:45 PM  
I loved this. Personally I prefer homestar to strong bad. He's much funnier :D
 
2003-06-30 12:28:35 PM  
Alex Kidd in Miracle World???

Best. Sega game. Eveeeeeeerrr *faint*
 
2003-06-30 12:30:56 PM  
And I forgot to add...

"never ending soooooodaaaaaaaaaaaa.... ohhh ohhh ohhh!"

It's no Trogdor, but it amused me.
 
2003-06-30 12:35:27 PM  
i love the Neverending Story.

props to HSR........who should get his own weekly feature.
 
2003-06-30 12:37:02 PM  
I thought it was the best one we've had in a while.
 
2003-06-30 12:37:43 PM  
Lanko_Sumupid

Indeed. My parents were smart enough to realize I only needed one console from each generation growing up, so I had a Nintendo, then a Sega Genesis, etc.

Alex Kidd in Monster World rocked. Shining Force II and Shadowrun were the bomb, though.
 
2003-06-30 12:38:26 PM  
Still waiting for another good SB email.

2003-06-30 12:15:12 PM epoophoron

The most annoying thing in Independence Day is that they bring down an alien computer network (?) by uploading a virus (?!?) from a Mac (?!?!?).

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One entry found for deus ex machina.


Main Entry: deus ex machina
Pronunciation: 'dA-&s-"eks-'m-ki-n&, -'ma-, -"n; -m&-'shE-n&
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin, a god from a machine, translation of Greek theos ek mEchanEs
Date: 1697
1 : a god introduced by means of a crane in ancient Greek and Roman drama to decide the final outcome
2 : a person or thing (as in fiction or drama) that appears or is introduced suddenly and unexpectedly and provides a contrived solution to an apparently insoluble difficulty
 
2003-06-30 12:40:43 PM  
[image from marysia.com too old to be available]

my old school crush :/
 
2003-06-30 12:41:35 PM  
enail???
 
2003-06-30 12:41:56 PM  

The most annoying thing in Independence Day is that they bring down an alien computer network (?) by uploading a virus (?!?) from a Mac (?!?!?).


then you didn't understand. it was a virus, much like War of the Worlds. the aliens were taken out by a virus.

damn uneducated film people.....
 
2003-06-30 12:51:58 PM  
actually...let me do some rumor control....the cheat, has just gotten back from an excersize in Strongbadia...where he is an acting general..Strong Bad, unfortunatly, has been taken as a POW by the Ghost of General Tso..all are worried, including Prime Minister Strong Sad, who was clearly seen in his old FL shirt to try to muster some sympathy in this horrid time...so remember the troops over there..by the tire...and for now..courage
 
2003-06-30 12:54:58 PM  
Frankly I think we need more Coach Z. More attractive and successful Caucasian-Americany references to old school rap makes my day.

Other than that, Good Jaererb
 
2003-06-30 12:56:17 PM  
loungelizard:

Thanks for that pic of The Cheat.
 
2003-06-30 12:57:25 PM  
"I admit I felt a little jipped by this pretty unfunny email..."

"God, that was the worst one in a while, what a ripoff..."

See, the naysayers believe that The Chaps actually OWE them something. HAH!!!

Oh, and giving negative reviews on everything is the trendy thing to do nowadays.

Lighten the fark up, will ya?!?
 
2003-06-30 01:01:51 PM  
stark wrote: Then I hope you are a diehard RedvsBlue fan :)

I most certainly am. I consider their efforts to maintain the highest integrity of realism. Well, except for the guy being beaten to death with his own skull. But that had artistic merit so I gave them a pass for that one.
 
2003-06-30 01:04:04 PM  
Heineken: Most trendy of Fark. Its become annoying to read any thread now because Farkers think they are cool if they are negative. It doesnt really make them look as smart as they think they do just because the reject the popular.
 
2003-06-30 01:04:54 PM  
I'm voting that the new computer be a talking TI-99/4A.
:-)
 
2003-06-30 01:05:11 PM  
2003-06-30 12:15:12 PM epoophoron
The most annoying thing in Independence Day is that they bring down an alien computer network (?) by uploading a virus (?!?) from a Mac (?!?!?).

2003-06-30 12:19:47 PM Digitalstrange
Actually I've had that ID4 argument out before. The aliens had to have made their computers compatible W ours in order to use our satelites as they did. And despite their higher intelligence they were a hive mind, they would probably not have virus protection because a group oriented mind wouldn't think of designing a virus to damage hive property as individual humans do. You can't defend against what you can't imagine.


You guys do realize that you're actually having this conversation, right?
 
2003-06-30 01:05:15 PM  
epoophoron =>

Exactly my point.

FarkONYX =>

Webster? Never heard of him! however, here's the Kevin5lynn definition of Irony: A pop up window that offers pop up eliminator software.
 
2003-06-30 01:07:57 PM  
Yah i love Digitalstrange's conspiracy theory comments. I also put in a Link for the limahl song (mp3) sorry RIAA.
 
2003-06-30 01:15:42 PM  
That's funny. The first disk in Strongbad's little holder is '7th Guest.' I loved that cheesy-ass game.
 
2003-06-30 01:19:36 PM  
Here's a little irony: a few hundred posts of people discussing how H*R sucks.

Really, if you feel ripped off, ask for your money back.
 
2003-06-30 01:21:55 PM  
I found one egg by hitting Alt-F4.
 
2003-06-30 01:26:45 PM  
Wow techonoly is amazing. We now have "eNail"
 
2003-06-30 01:30:52 PM  
THE NEVER ENDING SODA
LA LA LA LA LA
 
2003-06-30 01:30:53 PM  
I love Homstar. I also love Homsar. I think Homestar and Homsar should meet with hilarious consequences.

I also agree that Homestar should get a weekly feature. Unless that means the Chaps have to quit their jobs to work on it full time, and then charge us money for the site. Unless they now have a Mountain Dew contract that will pay them to do homestar if they just include a little "fun with mountain dew" part of every toon...

As for pouring Mountain Dew on the keyboard, Homestar is dumb. And if you'll notice the screen, it does not ruin the computer. I don't know where you people are getting that from, the computer is fine. I really don't see whats unrealistic about it (except that Homestar doesnt have hands, but thats for funny)
 
2003-06-30 01:33:33 PM  
2003-06-30 01:21:55 PM grizzlyjohnson
I found one egg by hitting Alt-F4.


Nope. Didn't work for me.

/gullible
 
2003-06-30 01:35:23 PM  
loungelizard

conspiracy theory? I believe we were discussing a work of fiction.

Actually ID4 was kind of interesting, if a little cheezy and overblown, there was the War Of the Worlds inspired ending and the implicit criticism of American consumerism wrapped up in an otherwise patriotic film.

Sorry I forgot this is Fark. It's totally uncool to actually like anything that is popular.
 
2003-06-30 01:35:36 PM  
HR is a lot funnier than SB. that is all.
 
2003-06-30 01:39:55 PM  
Strongbad....

[image from artnet.com too old to be available]

It makes a grown man cry!
 
2003-06-30 01:41:54 PM  
So he kicks away the cheat in sgt peppers clothing and whips out the mountain dew?

I think this means HS prefers mntn dew to dr pepper.
 
2003-06-30 01:42:06 PM  
NM LoungeLizard, I'm on slow speed today, forgot the other nonsense I made up. Been a weird day.
 
2003-06-30 01:52:54 PM  
Homestar Runner proves, once again, he is the man.

Really, if jumping up anhd down on the keyboard while dropping ketchup on it didn't kill the computer, I doubt Mountain Dew will.

I remember one time I dripped some berry juice in my keyboard. Not wanting it to gunk up the keyboard, I tried to sip it. I then remembered I hadn't ever vaccuumed the thing. Nasty...
 
2003-06-30 02:50:02 PM  
Main Entry: deus ex machina
Pronunciation: 'dA-&s-"eks-'m-ki-n&, -'ma-, -"n; -m&-'shE-n&
Function: noun
Plural: Double Deus ex machina
 
2003-06-30 02:58:55 PM  
I usually keep a fast food type soda drink near my computer for those times I need a cold beverage. But one time I left one there for a few days and it got really flat and warm. I tried to drink it, forgetting that it was old. As soon as it touched my lips, I knew it was bad news. I spit that crud out all over my keyboard. Nothing was broken though. The only casualty was the "right arrow" key. Push it down, and it stays down.

Sad.
 
2003-06-30 03:05:16 PM  
after reading some of the comments, just out of curiosity...
what does one expect a "good strong bad email" to be?
 
2003-06-30 03:11:59 PM  
fehoogomoogoos..

i got nothing.
 
2003-06-30 03:12:14 PM  
Boy it seems that the geek factor just increased exponentially...
 
2003-06-30 03:17:10 PM  
I've spilt root beer on my keyboard before. Only casuality was the keypad ;_;
 
2003-06-30 03:30:20 PM  
That wasn't that funny.
 
2003-06-30 03:42:28 PM  
Meh, either you love Strong Bad or ya hate him, but in the end, why's it worth arguing? I mean, I hate most rap music, but I'm not gonna sit here and tell you radio stations are wasting there time by playing it. It pleases some people, so it sells. Plus it's not like the Fark is wasting anymore time posting this than posting stories about baboons eating baby brains...or maybe that was another site.
Personally, I thought that even though this week's email was short, it was really cool. I love Homestar, so it was quite fun to see him go.
 
2003-06-30 03:46:11 PM  
It was pretty good..strong sad's shirt was great.


They should update Marzipan's answering machine..
those are mostly hilarious
 
2003-06-30 03:46:54 PM  
whoohoo, Homestar Runner e-mail!

Homestar desperately needs his own weekly feature. Strong Bad started out as the funniest character when I first got hooked on HSR.com, but Homestar takes the prize now. There have been funnier e-mails, but this was a good effort.

I'm gonna be singing the never-ending soda song all day now.
 
2003-06-30 03:50:56 PM  
I wondered if this email was a setup for something next week, too, but the last time I thought that nothing else came of it. Remember "Current Status" ( www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail56.html )? I was expecting that to be a setup for something else, but it hasn't been mentioned again.
 
2003-06-30 03:59:35 PM  
It was like DAMN!
 
2003-06-30 04:08:03 PM  
OK, I think the Cheat is a on crack this week. Why else whould he be dressed as a Sgt. Pepper/Napolian dude?
 
2003-06-30 04:10:07 PM  
i hate how every week there's some cumquad who has to say "this strongbad is awesome. classic." how the fark is it classic? 90% of us are going to watch it once, and 75% of that will regret it. go die
 
2003-06-30 04:16:57 PM  
Why replace SB's feature with HR - let's do both. The chaps brothers need to post more than once a week anyway.

/imagines a weekly Homsar feature
 
2003-06-30 04:29:30 PM  
Speech impediments aren't something to laugh at.
 
2003-06-30 04:30:30 PM  
Anyone else notice when Strongbad's computer stool is dragged on the floor, it makes a squeaking sound, even though the floor is carpeted?

/must get life
 
2003-06-30 04:31:53 PM  
Homestar has been too much of a dopehead, but I kinda see a little twinge of competition in his destuction of SB's computer. I like this Homestar better.
 
2003-06-30 04:34:00 PM  
KnuckinFutz,

You awe absowutewy wight.
 
2003-06-30 04:43:25 PM  
I hate how the moon just hangs there in the sky. Day after day after day. It should get a life. One from Target, maybe. That would be an improvement. I hate it so.

"Oh, but it has different phases!" ...like I haven't seen them a million times already.
"It's pretty, tides, blah, blah, blah." What's that smell? Must be.. dead horse!

I hope the moon chokes on genitalia, drinks so much its bladder explodes, and suffers the heartbreak of psoriasis. All at the same time.

/Ooooo! Just thinking about the moon makes blood shoot from my tear ducts.
 
2003-06-30 04:43:54 PM  
NOT funny.
 
2003-06-30 04:50:36 PM  
Strong Bad can have one of my old Atari 1040ST computers. I've got a couple dozen of them. They rock for MIDI.
 
2003-06-30 04:52:47 PM  
Digitalstrange It's all good. Red Bull Rocks.
 
2003-06-30 04:55:53 PM  
Homestar for president!

Or at least Gov'ner of California!

and that damned song is gonna be stuck in my head for a loooooong time. Neverending soda.... nananananna...
 
2003-06-30 05:07:27 PM  
Strongbad with a new computer, loaded with Windows 3.1, in next week's episode
 
2003-06-30 05:07:35 PM  
This one was so stupid it was funny. I didn't think it was the best, but it was something a little different. Overall it was pretty good though, even though I felt a little disappointed that SB wasn't there.

Homestar needs a weekly thingie. It's his website for crying out loud!
 
2003-06-30 05:13:46 PM  
This site has been getting Farked on mondays. It makes sense but is not normal for this site.
 
2003-06-30 05:18:51 PM  
I was saving that for two seconds ago
 
2003-06-30 05:30:24 PM  
Please get over yourselves.

The Chapman's seem to work hard at this stuff and they're doing it without the money that usually fuels some of your sad entertainment AND they still manage to make it more interesting, more entertaining, and more humorous than TV. So lighten up and stop making advanced capitalism any worse than it is now (and it's pretty bad). It's "your kind" that gave us N'Sync in the first place.
 
2003-06-30 05:32:47 PM  
I go through 2+ keyboards a year as a result of vicious beverage attacks. Typically alcoholic beverages. Speaking of which, it's been 6 monthes since my last keyboard. And 16 hours since my last drink.
 
2003-06-30 05:39:57 PM  
Somebody get this fweakin' duck away from me!
 
2003-06-30 05:53:27 PM  
All time Classic SB E-Mail: Disco
 
2003-06-30 05:55:36 PM  
Homestar is too funny.
 
2003-06-30 06:06:14 PM  
Deuce, btw
Thus, Double Deuce. Not Double Deus.
/spelling nazi
 
2003-06-30 06:08:20 PM  
Does anyone know what they say at the email screen? The little rap thing that Strong Bad and Coach Z sing?
 
2003-06-30 06:16:34 PM  
Is anybody else tired of how some (many?) people piss and moan as if they are ENTITLED to a great strongbad email every week? I mean, sure, it's to be expected every week 'cause it says so - but it's free, so nobody's really in much of a position to demand anything. No e-mail last week? So what? It's a little silly to dis' the brothers Chaps for something they're doing for free. Someone said "What a ripoff!" You didn't get ripped off unless you paid money for it. Heh.
 
2003-06-30 06:20:34 PM  
"and if you're tryin' to phase me then you must smoke crack,"
"scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack."
 
2003-06-30 06:21:23 PM  
This one time, at Foreign Leadership Camp...
 
2003-06-30 06:23:48 PM  
You've been 404'd!!!


/too lazy to get image hosting site
 
2003-06-30 06:24:40 PM  
BS!!!

Since it doesn't like my clicky link, cut and paste to be 404'd

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail92.html
 
2003-06-30 06:36:12 PM  
Kevin5lynn - you don't know what feck was talking about in his response? You may want to read it again - you can go slowly and have an adult help you with the difficult words. It's okay, take your time; we'll wait. What he said made perfect sense. Better yet, you might wanna check out the following link:
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=irony
:)
/notquitethegrammarnazi
 
2003-06-30 06:54:48 PM  
hey STEVE!!!!
 
2003-06-30 07:06:28 PM  
It's Eh! Steve!

/Homestar Runner Nazi. heh!
 
2003-06-30 08:05:23 PM  
Sub-standard... Very sad...
 
2003-06-30 08:40:40 PM  
Gotta love the Sega Toaster.
 
2003-06-30 09:25:01 PM  
I find this funny only because I fried a motherboard not long ago by spilling MOUNTAIN DEW on the keyboard...

See, the mountain dew fried some keyboard bus on the motherboard, thus making it impossible to use a keyboard on it, rendering it useless(since it would halt on boot without a keyboard, and this was before usb keyboards were prevelant).
 
2003-06-30 09:25:46 PM  
FALKOR!!
[image from shopping.yahoo.com too old to be available][image from draconian.com too old to be available][image from film.warka.pl too old to be available][image from filmnight.org too old to be available]
 
2003-06-30 09:26:37 PM  
What'd you guys grow up in Russia or something?
 
2003-06-30 09:38:05 PM  
re: loungelizard

I know I've come to this party a little late, but I hope you see this. I have been looking for an MP3 of Neverending Story for ages. I have always loved this song, and had the cassette when I was a kid and never found it on CD. You have made me an incredibly happy camper today!! The only bad part is that I suspect I will always hear never ending soooda in HSR's voice when I listen to it now!

Now if only I could find an MP3 of the Damned's Alone Again Or... my life would be complete.
 
2003-06-30 09:45:21 PM  
Gotta get me a pair of Freshley's
 
2003-06-30 09:47:07 PM  
Fooboomagoo!
 
2003-06-30 09:56:22 PM  
bad eples - no cookie!
 
2003-06-30 10:16:04 PM  
[image from farfromwithin.com too old to be available]

Napoelo-cheat
 
2003-06-30 10:33:09 PM  
Which one could you get the eh steve aim icons from? Memory blank
 
2003-06-30 10:54:10 PM  
Anyone else see Homestarrunner.com in TIME Magazine? Pg. 72 in the June 30th edition.

"It's a postmodern version of the Peanuts gang"...
 
2003-06-30 11:56:00 PM  
I doubt anyone will see this at this point, but references have been made to the "Paul is Dead" thing and the Pepper suit.

I think they're making a reference to people wondering if the Cheat is dead or not.

Of course, that doesn't explain why it's George Harrison's suit. (Unless the Cheat died of a brain tumor.)
 
2003-06-30 11:58:56 PM  
The Cheat is not dead... oh no the Cheat is not dead...

clap... clap...
 
2003-07-01 12:13:56 AM  
I'm like so what I'm drunk.
 
2003-07-01 01:32:29 AM  
mannn I cant wait till Strong bad comes back to a wet compy.....also I wanna see that fight between The Cheat and Strong sad
 
2003-07-01 01:33:30 AM  
I was way to lazy to read every post, but in the few easter egg hunt posts, I didn't notice anyone mention that you can click on "old cd's" and get an easter egg. "QWERTY" hehe
 
2003-07-01 01:34:38 AM  
Sigh..n/m....I'll chalk that one up to beer and over zealous clicking.
 
2003-07-01 02:39:19 AM  
Obi-Juan: Obvious...
http://www.homestarrunner.com/systemisdown.html
 
2003-07-01 02:49:15 AM  
Another great e-mail, even if it had Homestar in it instead.
 
2003-07-01 04:28:46 AM  
BrianVantons of rhythm!"

Caper was alright, about as funny as this new one.
 
2003-07-01 06:23:43 AM  
Dear StrongBad,
I belive a visit from Trogdor would take care of Homestar.
Burninate him and his whole family.
Ed from NJ
 
2003-07-01 06:37:02 AM  
Why'd they change the headline to "email"?
 
2003-07-01 09:39:04 AM  
Laughed my A** off at "oh I get it; he's from pittsburgh"
 
2003-07-01 11:27:26 AM  
DeeDerangeYeah no problem sorry can't find the other song for ya. Hey those are some fresh kicks ya got there
 
2003-07-01 04:19:48 PM  
i really want to see more of hey steve!
 
2003-07-01 09:49:05 PM  
/assume online and email alter ego Tahrey for brief moment of romance...

Atari Jess.. I think I'm in love.. come over here and let me trade you some home-made scart cables, FASTBASIC cartridge and a spare parallelport-joystick dongle for a phillips monitor and fresh keyboard chip, you hot, sexy, 16 bit momma. Let our ACSI DMA cables entwine and never, ever release their holds on each others MMU GLUE bus..

PS Bring pikachu too, i'm sure he'll be right at home with Schweetheart the monkey and plushie-Teto.

Mwhaha!
=away in to the night=

/reverts

Dear lord that felt wierd.
 
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