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Sasha Grey double-penetrating movie markets, big roamin' numerals, and Brazilians waxing ecstatic over their new female president: Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week 10/31 - 11/6
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No posting from Drew this week, so enjoy the headlines.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2010-10-31 to Sat 2010-11-06:
Guy dies from caffeine overdose at party. Friends searching for replacement cocktail shaker
For the third time in a little over a year, a hotel at Disneyland has been evacuated because of a fire sparked by a pizza oven. Good news, nobody has been hurt because it's a small fire after all
80-year old man has run at least a mile a day, every day since 1974. Unfortunately, he's now 39,000 miles from home
Shooting at the Marine Corps is one thing. But a Coast Guard recruiting center? That's like picking on the wheelchair kid in PE class, man
Campers mauled by bear lose lawsuit. It was probably because bears have no money
Nebraska teenager conveniently dressed as a breathalyzer pulled over for drunk driving, asked to blow himself
Qantas Airbus A380 "sheds parts" before making an emergency landing in Indonesia, where the survivors will be covered in volcanic ash and washed away by a tsunami
'Hiccup girl' lawyer explores possible brain disorder defense, but advises client not to hold her breath
You know what they say about finding ordnance in your home: the mortar merrier
Meet the woman suffering from extreme narcolepsy, who falls asleep whenever she laughs. Doctors are prescribing a Two And a Half Men box-set
Des Plaines teenager killed in a hit-and-run. Witnesses say the driver was wearing a white suit but could not tell if he had any distinguishing marks or tattoos
San Francisco City 24-16 Denver United in brilliant footie set-to as gormless Wembley tossers get bladdered watching Yanks in odd kit all at sixes and sevens in near-as-makes-no-difference codswallop
Favre takes one on on the chin. No word if Jenn Sterger has photos of this yet
Mets clubhouse manager Charlie Samuels is under investigation for gambling on baseball, as if betting on the Mets to lose was really gambling
Scottish Gaelic in danger of dying out as most Scots prefer to be incomprehensible in English
Google releases new module to auto-tune your webserver, debuts at #1 on Billboard Top 100
We're robots on the moon, We carry a harpoon. But there ain't no whales. So we tell tall tales. And sing our whaling tune
Wh__l of Fortun_ announc_r Charli_ O'Donn_ll d_ad at ag_ 78
Sasha Grey handed job in new Danny Trejo film. Hopes to double penetrate the NC-17 and mainstream markets by sneaking in the backdoor
Contestant on "The Bachelorette" found dead, presumably of shame
Brazilians wax ecstatic over their first female President
Prop 19 puffs, puffs, doesn't pass
Nevadans decide Angle too obtuse
Ricky Martin says he cried like a baby when he came out. You got to use lube back there, dude
Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the Block to tour together. Nine job openings now available at Kinko's
Sharon Osbourne will only have sex with the lights off. This explains Ozzy's fear of the dark
Verizon Wireless sends man $17,500 wireless bill. Those are some big roamin' numerals
How is Freddie Mac doing so far this year? Put it this way, if Freddie Mac were you or me, he'd be blowing guys under the bridge for $5
Starbucks sees profit go from tall to venti
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