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Sasha Grey double-penetrating movie markets, big roamin' numerals, and Brazilians waxing ecstatic over their new female president: Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week 10/31 - 11/6
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From Unfreakable:

No posting from Drew this week, so enjoy the headlines.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2010-10-31 to Sat 2010-11-06:

Guy dies from caffeine overdose at party. Friends searching for replacement cocktail shaker

For the third time in a little over a year, a hotel at Disneyland has been evacuated because of a fire sparked by a pizza oven. Good news, nobody has been hurt because it's a small fire after all

80-year old man has run at least a mile a day, every day since 1974. Unfortunately, he's now 39,000 miles from home

Shooting at the Marine Corps is one thing. But a Coast Guard recruiting center? That's like picking on the wheelchair kid in PE class, man

Campers mauled by bear lose lawsuit. It was probably because bears have no money

Nebraska teenager conveniently dressed as a breathalyzer pulled over for drunk driving, asked to blow himself

Qantas Airbus A380 "sheds parts" before making an emergency landing in Indonesia, where the survivors will be covered in volcanic ash and washed away by a tsunami

'Hiccup girl' lawyer explores possible brain disorder defense, but advises client not to hold her breath

You know what they say about finding ordnance in your home: the mortar merrier

Meet the woman suffering from extreme narcolepsy, who falls asleep whenever she laughs. Doctors are prescribing a Two And a Half Men box-set

Des Plaines teenager killed in a hit-and-run. Witnesses say the driver was wearing a white suit but could not tell if he had any distinguishing marks or tattoos

Sports:

San Francisco City 24-16 Denver United in brilliant footie set-to as gormless Wembley tossers get bladdered watching Yanks in odd kit all at sixes and sevens in near-as-makes-no-difference codswallop

Favre takes one on on the chin. No word if Jenn Sterger has photos of this yet

Mets clubhouse manager Charlie Samuels is under investigation for gambling on baseball, as if betting on the Mets to lose was really gambling

Geek:

Scottish Gaelic in danger of dying out as most Scots prefer to be incomprehensible in English

Google releases new module to auto-tune your webserver, debuts at #1 on Billboard Top 100

We're robots on the moon, We carry a harpoon. But there ain't no whales. So we tell tall tales. And sing our whaling tune

Showbiz:

Wh__l of Fortun_ announc_r Charli_ O'Donn_ll d_ad at ag_ 78

Sasha Grey handed job in new Danny Trejo film. Hopes to double penetrate the NC-17 and mainstream markets by sneaking in the backdoor

Contestant on "The Bachelorette" found dead, presumably of shame

Politics:

Brazilians wax ecstatic over their first female President

Prop 19 puffs, puffs, doesn't pass

Nevadans decide Angle too obtuse

Music:

Ricky Martin says he cried like a baby when he came out. You got to use lube back there, dude

Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the Block to tour together. Nine job openings now available at Kinko's

Sharon Osbourne will only have sex with the lights off. This explains Ozzy's fear of the dark

Business:

Verizon Wireless sends man $17,500 wireless bill. Those are some big roamin' numerals

How is Freddie Mac doing so far this year? Put it this way, if Freddie Mac were you or me, he'd be blowing guys under the bridge for $5

Starbucks sees profit go from tall to venti

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24 Comments (+0 »)

bukketmaster		2010-11-09 02:52:18 PM

I prefer Dana DeArmond. Just as slutty, none of the attitude.

jdog71		2010-11-09 02:55:50 PM

Curiously missing...

i178.photobucket.com

IdBeCrazyIf		2010-11-09 02:57:40 PM

bukketmaster: I prefer Dana DeArmond. Just as slutty, none of the attitude.

Yeah but Dana doesn't get into the BDSM like Sasha does

/rawr

Impasse		2010-11-09 02:59:59 PM

Reddit stole all these headlines.

HotSalsaZoot		2010-11-09 03:06:20 PM

Been groovin' on Jersey Jaxsin. Takes a full load, can accommodate a muchkin's pecker or shane diesel. Very flexible and extra slutty.

aevert		2010-11-09 03:09:24 PM

No shiat. My porno idea stars Sasha Grey and Danny Trejo. As well as Ving Rhames.

Hetfield		2010-11-09 03:10:01 PM

I read Fark almost daily, yet I still miss so many great headlines.

You know what they say about finding ordnance in your home: the mortar merrier

Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the Block to tour together. Nine job openings now available at Kinko's

You know what they say about finding ordnance in your home: the mortar merrier

These are fantastic.

bukketmaster		2010-11-09 03:11:00 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: Yeah but Dana doesn't get into the BDSM like Sasha does

GIS for "dana dearmond BDSM" disagrees.

cdn0.knowyourmeme.com

KJUW89		2010-11-09 03:15:43 PM

Hetfield: I read Fark almost daily, yet I still miss so many great headlines.

You know what they say about finding ordnance in your home: the mortar merrier

Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the Block to tour together. Nine job openings now available at Kinko's

You know what they say about finding ordnance in your home: the mortar merrier

These are fantastic.

You said 'mortar merrier' twice. You must like mortar.

/The Ricky Martin one made me giggle again.

Hetfield		2010-11-09 03:19:59 PM

KJUW89: You said 'mortar merrier' twice. You must like mortar.

Of course I do, I use it as lube, but I meant to paste:

Meet the woman suffering from extreme narcolepsy, who falls asleep whenever she laughs. Doctors are prescribing a Two And a Half Men box-set

Wendy's Chili		2010-11-09 03:23:38 PM

Does Keri Sable still make movies?

0xYossarian		2010-11-09 03:28:25 PM

jdog71: Curiously missing...[Drew Butthurt]

I thought the same thing.

Polonius_In_Drag		2010-11-09 03:28:38 PM

I'm pretty sure Drew posted something last week. Unfortunately I cannot recall what it was about.

rFarke		2010-11-09 03:30:59 PM

'No posting from Drew this week'

So he's still not over it?

Son of Orpheus		2010-11-09 03:40:32 PM

You had me at Sasha Grey.

Cytokine Storm		2010-11-09 03:43:49 PM

I like how clever and witty Wampler headlines are, why aren't any of them up there.

Masterdog		2010-11-09 03:52:04 PM

Roamin' Numerals was my favourite this week. Strange how it didn't get any love in the thread, so I'll give it some here. Mmmm. Yeah baby.

/etc

This text is now purple		2010-11-09 04:01:35 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: bukketmaster: I prefer Dana DeArmond. Just as slutty, none of the attitude.

Yeah but Dana doesn't get into the BDSM like Sasha does

/rawr

Yeah she does.

Mme.Mersault		2010-11-09 07:12:30 PM

rFarke: 'No posting from Drew this week'

So he's still not over it?

No, he's going out drinking with me at 10 and needs to make himself pretty for it.

Ditto		2010-11-09 07:44:20 PM

Anderrhea: rFarke: 'No posting from Drew this week'

So he's still not over it?

No, he's going out drinking with me at 10 and needs to make himself pretty for it.

Here. He'll need this.

www.product-reviews.net

Azlefty		2010-11-09 07:45:55 PM

Guess all the Video games haven't desensitized me yet, I find the current mainstream "gonzo" porn disgusting, but then I don't view every woman as only a cumdumpster!

Sasha is cute but her eyes are dead, I find that extremely disturbing, like a superfreak Stepford wife.

Captain Steroid		2010-11-09 10:55:36 PM

jdog71: Curiously missing...

Awww... I want one of those! :-(

\So shiny...

stebain		2010-11-10 06:38:39 AM

Pretty weak batch there, curtis.

AltoidAddict		2010-11-10 05:56:58 PM

San Francisco City 24-16 Denver United in brilliant footie set-to as gormless Wembley tossers get bladdered watching Yanks in odd kit all at sixes and sevens in near-as-makes-no-difference codswallop

This one makes me want to watch Monty Python.

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