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(TC Palm)   Man accused of letting his testicles dangle out from under his shorts while his landlady was talking to him about paying rent. "The report doesn't specify the length of the man's shorts"   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 113
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2010-11-09 12:01:18 PM  
From the police report: She described [his] genitals as being "blue, purple, and white."

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2010-11-09 12:05:54 PM  
She must have been really steamed when this guy showed up to deal with the situation.

i51.tinypic.com
 
2010-11-09 12:07:33 PM  
The manager sounds teste.
 
2010-11-09 12:08:34 PM  
FishyFred: She must have been really steamed when this guy showed up to deal with the situation.

Damn you.
 
2010-11-09 12:08:54 PM  
You've got some long-ass balls, Larry.
 
2010-11-09 12:09:57 PM  
Don't blame me. It was New Year's Eve, and she said she wanted to see the ball drop.
 
2010-11-09 12:09:58 PM  
Nothing like seeing your hometown paper on Fark, with a story about a guy with his nuts hanging out of his shorts. *sigh*
 
2010-11-09 12:10:02 PM  
awwwwwwwwwwwwww nuts
 
2010-11-09 12:10:03 PM  
dangle is a funny word.
 
2010-11-09 12:10:08 PM  
Maybe he was Dutch....in that case said landlady is being rude? Either way he needs to seek medical advice on the discoloration of his "sack" or find a prostitute.
 
2010-11-09 12:10:51 PM  
A few of my friends were big fans of doing that in clubs, bars, for pictures, ect. They'd pull out their nuts and just let them hang while they talked to people. It was actually hysterical.
 
2010-11-09 12:13:51 PM  
www.denimblog.com

This short, Smitty.
 
2010-11-09 12:14:40 PM  
Well he's ever-upper-class, high society, God's gift to ballroom notoriety.

And he always fills his ballroom, the events are never small.
 
2010-11-09 12:14:44 PM  
Do it on the bus. Pull your nuts out and rest them on your pants. It takes a little contorting but you'll get it.
 
2010-11-09 12:14:48 PM  
But for five years she was so nice
Lord she was lovey-dovey
 
2010-11-09 12:16:35 PM  
I can't believe subby couldn't work the trailer park angle into the headline.
 
2010-11-09 12:16:53 PM  
"Put the mouse back in the house this is a family place."

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2010-11-09 12:17:43 PM  
EatHam: But for five years she was so nice
Lord she was lovey-dovey


One Bourbon, One Scrotum, One Beer
 
2010-11-09 12:18:20 PM  
roy munson?
 
2010-11-09 12:18:28 PM  
Cop: Ma'am, in your opinion, did his balls hang low? Did they wobble to and fro? Did he tie them in a knot? Did he tie them in a bow?
 
2010-11-09 12:19:05 PM  
Need help, soonish
 
2010-11-09 12:19:11 PM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net

Scrote contains more colors than a box of Crayolas
 
2010-11-09 12:20:03 PM  
like Daisy Dukes shorts or like Capri's? this is important.
 
2010-11-09 12:22:21 PM  
blazemongr Cop: Ma'am, in your opinion, did his balls hang low? Did they wobble to and fro? Did he tie them in a knot? Did he tie them in a bow?

Made me laugh!
 
2010-11-09 12:22:41 PM  
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Holy Jeez, I wanted to lick 'em.
 
2010-11-09 12:22:50 PM  
He is 77. Old man balls are acceptable and expected. Sheesh
 
2010-11-09 12:25:22 PM  
FTA: The 36-year-old manager said she tried to ignore him and continue the meeting "when he placed his hand on his testicles and tucked them back in his shorts."

Sound to me the the guy made every reasonable effort to conduct himself in a professional manor.
 
2010-11-09 12:27:52 PM  
Oldiron_79 like Daisy Dukes shorts or like Capri's? this is important.

Is he normal, or is he performing a pitch drop experiment?
 
2010-11-09 12:28:04 PM  
It's never safe to expose the boys to the outside environment. Too many variables and things to go wrong. Exposing your plums in public rarely ends well. Err on the side of caution. That is all.
 
2010-11-09 12:28:29 PM  
Cap'n Longnuts!? (pops like a ballsac outta some shorts)
 
2010-11-09 12:29:07 PM  
Man, if I had a nickel for every time I was subjected to a hot pants nut peep, I'd have like 40 cents.
 
2010-11-09 12:31:06 PM  
Came for Friends reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2010-11-09 12:32:55 PM  
She came to his hangout.
/At his age they could have been long shorts too.
 
2010-11-09 12:34:12 PM  
If a cat was playing with the dangling scrotum, the scene is complete.
 
2010-11-09 12:35:34 PM  
Does yo balls hang low
Do it wobble to the flo
Does it shine in the light
Is it blue, purlple, white
Could you throw it over ya shoulda
If ya hot, to make ya cold
Do your balls hang low
 
2010-11-09 12:37:34 PM  
FirstNationalBastard: If a cat was playing with the dangling scrotum, the scene is complete.

Yeesh. Hope the cat was declawed.
 
2010-11-09 12:37:59 PM  
www.ottiesdesigns.com
 
2010-11-09 12:38:09 PM  
FirstNationalBastard: If a cat was playing with the dangling scrotum, the scene is complete.

You owe me a keyboard.
 
2010-11-09 12:38:10 PM  
It's all a misunderstanding, she said "you've got a lot of balls paying me late like that" and he wanted to prove that he had just the two.
 
2010-11-09 12:38:21 PM  
Or, as i put it to a friend:

"Yo, Bilbo ... I can see Bag-End."
 
2010-11-09 12:38:58 PM  
Sounds like someone ignored the eight simple rules for doing his teenager's laundry.
 
2010-11-09 12:39:41 PM  
Why didn't she simply ask him to adjust his shorts? If he refused, then she should have left and sent him a letter explaining what the visit was for. People expect the police to handle every little thing, and that is not what they are for.
 
2010-11-09 12:41:31 PM  
HANGING BRAIN!
 
2010-11-09 12:42:36 PM  
images.rottentomatoes.com

It's a disease.
 
2010-11-09 12:43:34 PM  
The landlady looks shocked, but she's actually into that kind of thing.
a69.g.akamai.net

/hot
 
2010-11-09 12:44:43 PM  
FarkinHostile: A few of my friends were big fans of doing that in clubs, bars, for pictures, ect. They'd pull out their nuts and just let them hang while they talked to people. It was actually hysterical.

There's a vas deferens between "hysterical" and "just plain rude."
 
2010-11-09 12:45:47 PM  
www.e4.com

Approves.
 
2010-11-09 12:47:53 PM  
Happens to me all the time,unintentional,riding my recumbent.Grow up you dumb broad! Focus on the subject at hand,not his crotch.
 
2010-11-09 12:48:15 PM  
Old timer, I can see your balls. Hold on, calling the police. Oh and the media.
 
2010-11-09 12:52:05 PM  
PirateKing: It's a disease.

And for a good cause.
 
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