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(Fark)   LP #300 - You there...what's your profession? lp? LP?? THIS IS NOT EL PEE - THIS IS MADNESS Oh - and Last Post wins   ( divider line
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2010-11-09 03:01:53 PM  
3 votes:
2010-11-12 01:01:57 PM  
2 votes:
2010-11-10 03:11:43 PM  
2 votes:
(SFW, copy and paste)
2010-11-12 11:01:42 PM  
1 vote:

of my current job. Because I am quitting and today was the last day.

2010-11-12 08:16:27 AM  
1 vote:
time may change me but I can't trace time
2010-11-11 11:10:43 PM  
1 vote:
2010-11-11 06:10:24 PM  
1 vote:
2010-11-11 01:16:48 PM  
1 vote:
I bought a vibrating cock ring once...

Her student housing was right near the Los Angeles National Cemetery.

I couldn't help thinking of all those dead soldiers 'neath their white marble headstones facing that glorious smog-red sunset as I sent my own little soldiers to die en masse in a futile fight against the chemical warfare of her birth control.

At least they did better than their air borne brethren who had come before and met their end in pointless training exercises.
2010-11-11 03:22:08 AM  
1 vote:

I don't have time for this crap right now. Maybe later. Here's a new gif I just made. Now you all can just STFU.

2010-11-10 11:08:54 AM  
1 vote:
2010-11-09 10:58:12 PM  
1 vote:
DAMMIT!!! I'm sorry, but the guy that posted above me won. I missed it by one. Well, there's no need to post anymore. Go about your normally productive and meaningful lives.

/Hate I missed it by one.
//At least I can warn the rest of you.
///That way you won't waste your time posting.
////Since the guy above me was the last post.
2010-11-09 07:33:19 PM  
1 vote:
what's all this then?
2010-11-09 07:20:35 PM  
1 vote:
I'm not sure about this in here but have a seat
2010-11-09 06:54:33 PM  
1 vote:

2010-11-09 03:39:07 PM  
1 vote:

2010-11-09 02:30:00 PM  
1 vote:
Or meant something about lint apparently..
2010-11-09 01:55:40 PM  
1 vote:
2010-11-09 01:53:41 PM  
1 vote:
I win?
2010-11-09 01:46:50 PM  
1 vote:

Sooo... What do I win?
2010-11-09 01:36:59 PM  
1 vote:
2010-11-09 01:16:54 PM  
1 vote:
2010-11-09 01:14:31 PM  
1 vote:
2010-11-09 01:12:13 PM  
1 vote:

Everybody LOLs with this one
2010-11-09 12:23:35 PM  
1 vote:
2010-11-09 12:08:49 PM  
1 vote:
I am liter and what is this?
2010-11-09 11:23:29 AM  
1 vote:
There we go. Green.

Hope you guys are happy now.
2010-11-09 09:51:33 AM  
1 vote:

I really should get back to work. :-/
2010-11-09 09:33:46 AM  
1 vote:
And now, for something ... somewhat different:
2010-11-09 09:12:43 AM  
1 vote:
With Garfield Minus Garfield (tm), *every* thread can be a poop thread!
2010-11-09 09:09:17 AM  
1 vote:
2010-11-09 09:00:04 AM  
1 vote:
2010-11-09 08:50:51 AM  
1 vote:
I think this is the one I was looking for:
2010-11-09 07:15:17 AM  
1 vote:
holy shiat, we're up to #300 already?? O.o Seems like just yesterday we were at #200.
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