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2010-11-12 11:36:23 PM  
My dick is so big, it claims me as a dependent.
 
2010-11-12 11:37:00 PM  
My dick is so big, when I fling it over my shoulder it looks like I have a tail.
 
2010-11-12 11:37:09 PM  
My dick is so big, it only plays arenas.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-12 11:37:15 PM  
"A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. "

- Robert Frost

\Fun Fact: It's not a toy and it's loaded, play with it and it'll go off.
 
2010-11-12 11:37:33 PM  
My dick is so big, I have no need to drive an SUV or pickup truck with oversize tires.
 
2010-11-12 11:37:37 PM  
My dick is so big, I slap a wig on it and drive in the HOV lane.
 
2010-11-12 11:37:51 PM  
chud21: xanadian: chud21: chud.smbks.net

NICE!

I have to admit, I've only made 2 shops in my life. I've "collected" all of these over the years.


I posted my only earlier. let's see it.
 
2010-11-12 11:38:08 PM  
You have your own dick? When I was growing up we were so poor we had to share a dick.
 
2010-11-12 11:38:15 PM  
My dick is so big, "Nation will rise upon nation, and kingdom against kingdom" the second time it comes.
 
2010-11-12 11:38:24 PM  
My dick is so big, it needs an airplane warning light.
 
2010-11-12 11:38:48 PM  
xanadian: Hope everyone lieks.

Hehehe I'll be "collecting" that as well!
 
2010-11-12 11:38:51 PM  
My dick is so big, my balls are flying buttresses.
 
2010-11-12 11:39:06 PM  
Masters and Johnson were the first to determine that the clitoral structures surround and extend along and within the labia, determining that all orgasms are of clitoral origin.[5] More recently, Australian urologist Dr Helen O'Connell, using MRI technology, noted a direct relationship between the legs or roots of the clitoris and the erectile tissue of the clitoral bulbs and corpora, and the distal urethra and vagina.[6] She asserts that this interconnected relationship is the physiological explanation for the conjectured G-spot and experience of vaginal orgasm taking into account the stimulation of the internal parts of the clitoris during vaginal penetration.[7] Some individuals who experience orgasm from both direct clitoral stimulation of the glans and vaginal access to the internal bodies may distinguish between them in terms of both the physical and general sensations associated with each.
 
2010-11-12 11:39:07 PM  
chud21: xanadian: Hope everyone lieks.

Hehehe I'll be "collecting" that as well!


I'm a horrible person. I know. :-/
 
2010-11-12 11:39:29 PM  
My dick is so big, it has hemispheres.
 
2010-11-12 11:40:03 PM  
My dick is so big it flopshgjvyhgfhthgtf vb vbghhgtyb
 
2010-11-12 11:40:15 PM  
i369.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 11:40:24 PM  
When a man has achieved a sufficient level of stimulation, ejaculation begins. At that point, under the control of the sympathetic nervous system, semen containing sperm is produced. The semen is ejected through the urethra with rhythmic contractions.[1] These rhythmic contractions are part of the male orgasm. They are generated by the bulbospongiosus muscle under the control of a spinal reflex at the level of the spinal nerves S2-4 via the pudendal nerve. The typical male orgasm can last from a few seconds up to about a minute.[citation needed]
 
2010-11-12 11:40:28 PM  
My dick is so big, it used to take my milk money.
 
2010-11-12 11:40:45 PM  
My dick is so big it swallows stars and keeps the galaxy together.
 
2010-11-12 11:41:04 PM  
My dick is so big, when I fly coach it flies first class.
 
2010-11-12 11:41:17 PM  
My dicks so big that if you are looking for it....it'll be up in the tower.....
 
2010-11-12 11:41:47 PM  
My dick is so big, it works as a stand-in for the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile.
 
2010-11-12 11:41:56 PM  
Hey daRog, AN email's getting sent your way of something I just made, but can't condense to fark image specs, like usual =/
 
2010-11-12 11:42:02 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2010-11-12 11:42:19 PM  
My dicks so big that it used to take daRog's dicks milk money.
 
2010-11-12 11:42:24 PM  
My dick is so big, NASA calls me when they need to adjust one of their satellites.
 
2010-11-12 11:42:38 PM  
My dick is so big I'm going to go stick it in my wife's hoohah about now. Then tomorrow I'm going to prove my masculinity further by chainsawing the fark out of everything, once I get the chainsaw unstuck. Also cocks. Also last post.
 
2010-11-12 11:42:50 PM  
My dick is so big I got lAST pOST
 
2010-11-12 11:42:58 PM  
img269.imageshack.us
 
2010-11-12 11:42:59 PM  
img225.imageshack.us
 
2010-11-12 11:43:03 PM  
My dick is so big, my underwear was featured on MTV Cribs.
 
2010-11-12 11:43:37 PM  
daRog: My dick is so big, when I fly coach it flies first class.

You're a goddamned liar. That's a tripping hazard. They'd never allow it
 
2010-11-12 11:43:39 PM  
My dick is so big, when a president dies, I fly my boxers at half mast.
 
2010-11-12 11:44:06 PM  
i157.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 11:44:18 PM  
My dick is so big, when I lay on my back I'm the world's tallest man.
 
2010-11-12 11:44:19 PM  
Schfanzst!: This thread smells like vaginosis.

my flagellated vagina has a green, frothy discharge that tastes like McDonald's Shamrock Shake

/you've seen my downstairs mix-up
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-12 11:44:43 PM  
"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

- Mae West

\Fun Fact: The Brooklyn Bridge was originally designed as a phallic-shaped structure pointing at New Jersey.
 
2010-11-12 11:44:48 PM  
img176.imageshack.us
 
2010-11-12 11:44:53 PM  
My dick is so big, when I go grocery shopping it waits in the car.
 
2010-11-12 11:45:15 PM  
i80.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 11:45:21 PM  
sxacho: I posted my only earlier. let's see it.

Massive talent, let me tell ya.

i232.photobucket.com
 
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2010-11-12 11:45:23 PM  
My dick is so big I don't need a microscope to see it!
 
2010-11-12 11:45:33 PM  
My dick is so big, it just tapped me on the shoulder.
 
2010-11-12 11:45:44 PM  
My dick's so big...I forget the rest, but your Mother's a whore.
 
2010-11-12 11:46:12 PM  
The water's cold...deep too.
 
2010-11-12 11:46:15 PM  
uisacad.uis.edu
 
2010-11-12 11:46:25 PM  
i180.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 11:46:29 PM  
My dick is so big, I go surfing without a board.
 
2010-11-12 11:46:43 PM  
daRog: My dick is so big, when I go grocery shopping it waits in the car.

That's likely a violation of the accessibility code. Watch your back, mister
 
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