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2010-11-12 11:27:28 PM  

i369.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-12 11:27:30 PM  

rocket surgery: Figures - the sh*t is invading from Iowa...

http://radar.weather.gov/radar.php?rid=MPX&product=N0R&overlay=1110111​1&loop=ye s


enjoy.
 
2010-11-12 11:27:31 PM  
Here's to health, peace and prosperity. May the flower of love never be nipped by the frost of disappointment, nor shadow of grief fall among your family and friends.

May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings, slow to make enemies and quick to make friends. And may you know nothing but happiness from this day forward.
 
2010-11-12 11:27:42 PM  
UNFETCHABLE MY ASS.

Now last post....that's a different story...
 
2010-11-12 11:28:15 PM  
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2010-11-12 11:28:25 PM  
chud.smbks.net
 
2010-11-12 11:28:34 PM  

chud21: chud.smbks.net


NICE!

*highfive*
 
2010-11-12 11:28:54 PM  

i245.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-12 11:29:48 PM  
i245.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 11:30:07 PM  

i369.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-12 11:31:06 PM  
img521.imageshack.us

A geometry based drawing program is what you need for concentric circles.

with some pseudo-spirographs thrown in.

Do that on yer photoshoppe
 
2010-11-12 11:31:11 PM  

IDOWHATIWANT!!

 
2010-11-12 11:31:13 PM  
medius: imageshuge-20penis-20book-small.jpg

Well if you insist...

My dick is so big, in Godzilla vs. My Dick, my dick wins.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-12 11:31:30 PM  
"A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes."

- Robert Frost

\Fun Fact: For every smokin' hot looking woman you see, there's a man who's sick of her shiat.
 
2010-11-12 11:31:53 PM  
My dick is so big, when I spin around naked in an office chair, I take off into the air.
 
2010-11-12 11:32:32 PM  
My dick is so big, when auditioning for the lead in Anaconda 2, it was asked if it wouldn't mind losing a few pounds.
 
2010-11-12 11:32:39 PM  

i369.photobucket.com
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i369.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-12 11:33:10 PM  
My dick is so big, it beat Stone Cold Steve Austin in a ladder match.
 
2010-11-12 11:33:19 PM  

i245.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-12 11:33:33 PM  
my dick is so big it will go all up in you instead of just near you, assuming you have a vagina
 
2010-11-12 11:33:49 PM  
My dick is so big, it calls me "little my dick".
 
2010-11-12 11:34:21 PM  

chud21: chud.smbks.net


I updated that one. For us. For this special occasion. Hope everyone lieks.

i249.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 11:34:27 PM  
My dick is so big, by the time my sperm come out, they're teenagers.
 
2010-11-12 11:34:33 PM  

daRog: My dick is so big, when I spin around naked in an office chair, I take off into the air.


...can be seen on google earth
 
2010-11-12 11:35:00 PM  
daRog: All that snow blocking your interweb tubes, bucko?

Nah - your links suck...as usual.


TheCharmerUnderMe: enjoy.

So this Iowegian was all pissed off at Minnesotans for their air of superiority...and decided to do something about it. He runs to the border and throws a stick of dynamite across.

I lit it and threw it back.
 
2010-11-12 11:35:26 PM  
My dick is so big, when I was born, the doctor screamed "It's a dick!"
 
2010-11-12 11:35:55 PM  

daRog: My dick is so big, by the time my sperm come out, they're teenagers.


i369.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-12 11:35:56 PM  
I always wanted to try bridge jumping, except for all the death and/or training or whatever
 
2010-11-12 11:36:03 PM  

xanadian: chud21: chud.smbks.net

NICE!


I have to admit, I've only made 2 shops in my life. I've "collected" all of these over the years.
 
2010-11-12 11:36:19 PM  

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2010-11-12 11:36:23 PM  
My dick is so big, it claims me as a dependent.
 
2010-11-12 11:37:00 PM  
My dick is so big, when I fling it over my shoulder it looks like I have a tail.
 
2010-11-12 11:37:09 PM  
My dick is so big, it only plays arenas.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-12 11:37:15 PM  
"A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. "

- Robert Frost

\Fun Fact: It's not a toy and it's loaded, play with it and it'll go off.
 
2010-11-12 11:37:33 PM  
My dick is so big, I have no need to drive an SUV or pickup truck with oversize tires.
 
2010-11-12 11:37:37 PM  
My dick is so big, I slap a wig on it and drive in the HOV lane.
 
2010-11-12 11:37:51 PM  

chud21: xanadian: chud21: chud.smbks.net

NICE!

I have to admit, I've only made 2 shops in my life. I've "collected" all of these over the years.


I posted my only earlier. let's see it.
 
2010-11-12 11:38:08 PM  
You have your own dick? When I was growing up we were so poor we had to share a dick.
 
2010-11-12 11:38:15 PM  
My dick is so big, "Nation will rise upon nation, and kingdom against kingdom" the second time it comes.
 
2010-11-12 11:38:24 PM  
My dick is so big, it needs an airplane warning light.
 
2010-11-12 11:38:48 PM  

xanadian: Hope everyone lieks.


Hehehe I'll be "collecting" that as well!
 
2010-11-12 11:38:51 PM  
My dick is so big, my balls are flying buttresses.
 
2010-11-12 11:39:06 PM  
Masters and Johnson were the first to determine that the clitoral structures surround and extend along and within the labia, determining that all orgasms are of clitoral origin.[5] More recently, Australian urologist Dr Helen O'Connell, using MRI technology, noted a direct relationship between the legs or roots of the clitoris and the erectile tissue of the clitoral bulbs and corpora, and the distal urethra and vagina.[6] She asserts that this interconnected relationship is the physiological explanation for the conjectured G-spot and experience of vaginal orgasm taking into account the stimulation of the internal parts of the clitoris during vaginal penetration.[7] Some individuals who experience orgasm from both direct clitoral stimulation of the glans and vaginal access to the internal bodies may distinguish between them in terms of both the physical and general sensations associated with each.
 
2010-11-12 11:39:07 PM  

chud21: xanadian: Hope everyone lieks.

Hehehe I'll be "collecting" that as well!


I'm a horrible person. I know. :-/
 
2010-11-12 11:39:29 PM  
My dick is so big, it has hemispheres.
 
2010-11-12 11:40:03 PM  
My dick is so big it flopshgjvyhgfhthgtf vb vbghhgtyb
 
2010-11-12 11:40:15 PM  

i369.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-12 11:40:24 PM  
When a man has achieved a sufficient level of stimulation, ejaculation begins. At that point, under the control of the sympathetic nervous system, semen containing sperm is produced. The semen is ejected through the urethra with rhythmic contractions.[1] These rhythmic contractions are part of the male orgasm. They are generated by the bulbospongiosus muscle under the control of a spinal reflex at the level of the spinal nerves S2-4 via the pudendal nerve. The typical male orgasm can last from a few seconds up to about a minute.[citation needed]
 
2010-11-12 11:40:28 PM  
My dick is so big, it used to take my milk money.
 
2010-11-12 11:40:45 PM  
My dick is so big it swallows stars and keeps the galaxy together.
 
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