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2010-11-12 11:07:03 PM  
I did have to turn on the heater in my greenhouse, on low, but still.
 
2010-11-12 11:07:22 PM  
i've got nothing left
 
2010-11-12 11:07:40 PM  

rocket surgery: Yay - the Winter Storm Watch has been upgraded to a Warning.

STORM TOTAL SNOWFALLS WITHIN THE WARNING ARE EXPECTED TO
BE BETWEEN 6 AND 10 INCHES WITH ISOLATED HIGHER AMOUNTS NEAR 12
INCHES POSSIBLE.

/that's what SHE said!


It's all brown here now. I'm actually looking forward to a fresh blanket of snow. :p
 
2010-11-12 11:07:50 PM  
i63.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 11:07:53 PM  

basemetal: I did have to turn on the heater in my greenhouse, on low, but still.


Is that an euphemism?
 
2010-11-12 11:08:14 PM  

i364.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-12 11:08:32 PM  
i63.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 11:08:42 PM  
i232.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 11:09:05 PM  

Rich Cream: an euphemism


Judges?
 
2010-11-12 11:09:15 PM  
rocket surgery 2010-11-12 11:08:14 PM

I saw dancers first. Where do I report?
 
2010-11-12 11:09:36 PM  
i63.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 11:09:46 PM  

xanadian: nekom: t's a long standing tradition that the last liter in a greenlit LP thread can has totalfark.

Guess that makes sense...

Uchiha_Cycliste: and ZOMG! you got the song reference?

Um. Yes. Absofreakinlutely.


So, when I was a third year at Cal. I went to a HC rave in a wharehouse out at the docks in West Oakland. The lineup was:
AC SLater, Scott Brown Hixxy, Delta 9, Venom, Cloudskipper and Tronic.
It was one big ass room. We packed so many crazy ravers in there it was raining inside. at around 3am the condensation caused the breakers to blow, all power was lost, the breakers (being near the big ass room's big ass metal door) started arcing to the door and throwing 6 foot purple arcs. Teh whole room was lit by glow sticks as we wondered wtf to do. 20 minutes later we got teh power back on and partied till sunrise. Anyways, it was the first time I ever heard the song "rave music" and I'll never forget it. God damn! was that a great rave.
 
2010-11-12 11:09:51 PM  

GOTDAMMITZ WILL SOMEONE GET BASEMETAL SOME NEW PICS FOR HIS BUKKIT?



Never mind, I'll do it myself. Sheesh.


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2010-11-12 11:10:14 PM  
i63.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 11:10:54 PM  

rocket surgery: Yay - the Winter Storm Watch has been upgraded to a Warning.

STORM TOTAL SNOWFALLS WITHIN THE WARNING ARE EXPECTED TO
BE BETWEEN 6 AND 10 INCHES WITH ISOLATED HIGHER AMOUNTS NEAR 12
INCHES POSSIBLE.

/that's what SHE said!


Our severe clear watch has been upgraded to a warning.

TEMPERATURES ARE EXPECTED TO REACH AN UNSEASONABLE 67° WITH ISOLATED HIGHER TEMPERATURES IN EXCESS OF 70°F. WINDS ZERO SIX ZERO AT SIX. GUSTS TO EIGHT. ALTIMETER TWO NINER NINER TWO.
 
2010-11-12 11:10:55 PM  

daRog: Did you really run that up on a CAD program? Cuz if you did I'm gonna start laughing my ass off due to an email exchange I had with Uchiha_Cycliste earlier today.


Start laughing. It's a shareware cad program I use sometimes.
 
2010-11-12 11:11:14 PM  
xanadian: It's all brown here now. I'm actually looking forward to a fresh blanket of snow. :p

Meh - M-T-W were all in the sixties (°F)...I could live with that until spring.
 
2010-11-12 11:11:51 PM  

chud21: daRog: Did you really run that up on a CAD program? Cuz if you did I'm gonna start laughing my ass off due to an email exchange I had with Uchiha_Cycliste earlier today.

Start laughing. It's a shareware cad program I use sometimes.


...grumbles... well played chud21, well played.
 
2010-11-12 11:12:21 PM  

nekom: rocket surgery: Yay - the Winter Storm Watch has been upgraded to a Warning.

STORM TOTAL SNOWFALLS WITHIN THE WARNING ARE EXPECTED TO
BE BETWEEN 6 AND 10 INCHES WITH ISOLATED HIGHER AMOUNTS NEAR 12
INCHES POSSIBLE.

/that's what SHE said!

Our severe clear watch has been upgraded to a warning.

TEMPERATURES ARE EXPECTED TO REACH AN UNSEASONABLE 67° WITH ISOLATED HIGHER TEMPERATURES IN EXCESS OF 70°F. WINDS ZERO SIX ZERO AT SIX. GUSTS TO EIGHT. ALTIMETER TWO NINER NINER TWO.


Better get the fark out, just to be safe.
 
2010-11-12 11:12:31 PM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: great rave.

darog.smbks.net

 
2010-11-12 11:12:41 PM  

southernbelladonna: i63.photobucket.com


YEAHHHH!!!!

i249.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 11:13:08 PM  
i63.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 11:13:37 PM  

xanadian: I just looked at your profile. Those simulpost thingees are freakin' crazy. O.o


Simulposting with ones self is easy, given the right circumstances. All you need is to get the time warp and then time another post just right. As for the massive multisimulpost stuffs, you know they do that every year at new years here and have trumped mine numerous times.

/the moar you know
//wow I'm pretty drunk
///who wants to fight? come on biatches, bring it!
//not rly
 
2010-11-12 11:13:54 PM  
i281.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 11:13:55 PM  

rocket surgery: xanadian: It's all brown here now. I'm actually looking forward to a fresh blanket of snow. :p

Meh - M-T-W were all in the sixties (°F)...I could live with that until spring.


It was 58 F here (Northern Maine), which is, like, almost record highs. I don't mind snow...I just HATE that we have ~5 months of it, essentially... :p
 
2010-11-12 11:14:10 PM  
Rich Cream: I saw dancers first. Where do I report?

www.nambla.org
 
2010-11-12 11:14:14 PM  

daRog: Uchiha_Cycliste: great rave.


Wait a second. You were at the dungeon with me on Easter Morning at Trippendicular? Why don't I remember you?
 
2010-11-12 11:14:30 PM  

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2010-11-12 11:14:40 PM  
chud21: daRog: Did you really run that up on a CAD program? Cuz if you did I'm gonna start laughing my ass off due to an email exchange I had with Uchiha_Cycliste earlier today.

Start laughing. It's a shareware cad program I use sometimes.


Quote from the email I sent him:

Although I wonder if the author of the original radar gif used
something like AutoCAD to generate the circles.

OH GOD DON'T TELL ME I'M GONNA HAVE TO RESORT TO AUTOCAD TO DRAW A farkING GIF!

Yeah, AutoCAD and I go back a long way. It's a love\hate relationship.
Mostly hate, though.


*snert*
 
2010-11-12 11:15:11 PM  

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2010-11-12 11:15:15 PM  
nekom: who wants to fight?

Yeah... Drop 'em.
 
2010-11-12 11:15:18 PM  

rocket surgery: Rich Cream: I saw dancers first. Where do I report?

www.nambla.org


I was already there. They asked me to leave. Too "freaky" they said.
 
2010-11-12 11:15:37 PM  
chud.smbks.net
 
2010-11-12 11:16:22 PM  

Rich Cream: basemetal: I did have to turn on the heater in my greenhouse, on low, but still.

Is that an euphemism?


farm3.static.flickr.com

Tender plants are tender.

 
2010-11-12 11:16:23 PM  
I'm gonna see if things are stable enough to gimp together some of my pleasant-random-tessellations from my graphics class.
 
2010-11-12 11:16:51 PM  

i.imgur.com

 
2010-11-12 11:16:54 PM  

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2010-11-12 11:17:01 PM  

basemetal: Rich Cream: basemetal: I did have to turn on the heater in my greenhouse, on low, but still.

Is that an euphemism?

Tender plants are tender.


You'd think Ice plants would take the cold a little better than that.
 
2010-11-12 11:17:25 PM  
I'm watching a movie with Brittany Murphy in it. She died. That's sad.

Whaaaa whaaaa
 
2010-11-12 11:17:36 PM  

i.imgur.com

 
2010-11-12 11:17:42 PM  

daRog: GOTDAMMITZ WILL SOMEONE GET BASEMETAL SOME NEW PICS FOR HIS BUKKIT?

Never mind, I'll do it myself. Sheesh.


i369.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-12 11:18:04 PM  
Figures - the sh*t is invading from Iowa...

http://radar.weather.gov/radar.php?rid=MPX&product=N0R&overlay=1110111​1&loop=ye s
 
2010-11-12 11:18:20 PM  

i.imgur.com

 
2010-11-12 11:19:08 PM  

i.imgur.com

 
2010-11-12 11:19:24 PM  
2010-11-12 11:19:02 PM
 
2010-11-12 11:19:50 PM  

i.imgur.com

 
2010-11-12 11:19:52 PM  

daRog: GOTDAMMITZ WILL SOMEONE GET BASEMETAL SOME NEW PICS FOR HIS BUKKIT?

Never mind, I'll do it myself. Sheesh.


60% of what I posted is 100% original
 
2010-11-12 11:20:14 PM  

daRog: *snert*


Anybody that can draw 3 concentric perfect circles with a mouse needs to start drinking.
 
2010-11-12 11:20:19 PM  

i369.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-12 11:20:24 PM  
i guess I won. Thanks for playing
 
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