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2010-11-12 10:19:58 PM  

cdnll.img1.imagechef.com



/my first LP winning post
//*tears*
 
2010-11-12 10:20:05 PM  

static.howstuffworks.com
upload.wikimedia.org

 
2010-11-12 10:20:33 PM  
i41.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 10:20:33 PM  

xanadian: BO. NER. You know...


f*cking Republican Trolls. @_@
 
2010-11-12 10:21:01 PM  
Last post.

i306.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 10:21:19 PM  

i186.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-12 10:21:39 PM  
i41.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 10:22:08 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: xanadian: BO. NER. You know...

f*cking Republican Trolls. @_@


No. That's "BOEHNER." As in, "BONER" with an EH thrown in there. You know. Canadian stiffies. That kind of thing.
 
2010-11-12 10:22:17 PM  
I Said...

GIMME A "T"!
 
2010-11-12 10:22:34 PM  
i41.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 10:23:00 PM  

xanadian: Uchiha_Cycliste: xanadian: BO. NER. You know...

f*cking Republican Trolls. @_@

No. That's "BOEHNER." As in, "BONER" with an EH thrown in there. You know. Canadian stiffies. That kind of thing.


poor guy, that's only %75 of an erection.
Really, it explains alot.
 
2010-11-12 10:24:00 PM  

i377.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-12 10:24:21 PM  
i41.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 10:24:30 PM  
i306.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 10:24:55 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: xanadian: Uchiha_Cycliste: xanadian: BO. NER. You know...

f*cking Republican Trolls. @_@

No. That's "BOEHNER." As in, "BONER" with an EH thrown in there. You know. Canadian stiffies. That kind of thing.

poor guy, that's only %75 of an erection.
Really, it explains alot.


Right now, it's 96% of an erection. ............I'll take it!
 
2010-11-12 10:25:10 PM  

i369.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-12 10:25:30 PM  
i41.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 10:25:33 PM  

xanadian: it's 96% of an erection. ............I'll take it!


where do you want it?
 
2010-11-12 10:26:05 PM  

lp

 
2010-11-12 10:26:13 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: I Said...

GIMME A "T"!


TEA
 
2010-11-12 10:26:46 PM  
i41.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 10:26:50 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: xanadian: it's 96% of an erection. ............I'll take it!

where do you want it?


Where do you think!? :P
 
2010-11-12 10:26:50 PM  
The end?

i306.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 10:27:16 PM  

i369.photobucket.comi369.photobucket.comi369.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-12 10:28:10 PM  

xanadian: Uchiha_Cycliste: xanadian: it's 96% of an erection. ............I'll take it!

where do you want it?

Where do you think!? :P


wat? wat?
 
2010-11-12 10:28:12 PM  
GET 5600!!!!1

i249.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 10:29:19 PM  

medius: 272 nekom


img190.imageshack.us
HOORAY! I'm helping!
 
2010-11-12 10:29:20 PM  
That's how it's done!
Now a brief Intermission. =D.
 
2010-11-12 10:29:20 PM  
5600
 
2010-11-12 10:29:24 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: xanadian: Uchiha_Cycliste: xanadian: it's 96% of an erection. ............I'll take it!

where do you want it?

Where do you think!? :P

wat? wat?


Exactly.
 
2010-11-12 10:29:26 PM  
So about 500 or so posts to catch up on. What'd I miss?
 
2010-11-12 10:29:56 PM  

The AlbinoSaxon: 5600


Uchiha_Cycliste: That's how it's done!
Now a brief Intermission. =D.


CURSE YOU!
 
2010-11-12 10:30:19 PM  

sxacho: So about 500 or so posts to catch up on. What'd I miss?


Something along these lines:

i249.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 10:30:39 PM  
i41.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 10:30:48 PM  
i94.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 10:31:47 PM  
i41.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 10:31:53 PM  

The AlbinoSaxon: The AlbinoSaxon: 5600

Uchiha_Cycliste: That's how it's done!
Now a brief Intermission. =D.

CURSE YOU!


dartemis.net

...

Wait.

...

:-/
 
2010-11-12 10:32:11 PM  
On July 20, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon. His first words after stepping on the moon, "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind", were televised to Earth and heard by millions.

But just before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark: "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky." Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.

Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

On July 5, 1995, in Tampa Bay, Florida, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong.

This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

In 1938 when he was a kid in a small Midwest town, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball, which landed in his neighbor's yard by the bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky.

As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs.Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. "Sex! You want sex?! You'll get sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"
 
2010-11-12 10:32:34 PM  

medius: daRog: medius: daRog: medius: daRog: medius: daRog: medius: daRog: medius: daRog: medius: daRog: medius: daRog: Hey, medius!

what? did i post one of yourn again?

Nah. Just wanted to see how you were doing.

sober tonight

How about them blisters? Gettin' better?

holy shiat! can you see me? are you a whizzer?

/blood blisters last approx. 3 weeks

Yup, yup. Them dang things can take a long time to clear up. So how are your holiday plans shaping up? You gonna need to travel some this year?

yeah, i will

you?

Nope, not me. No sir. Gonna hang around the ol' homestead this year. Got to cleanin' up the place earlier this week. Kept me pretty busy for a couple days, it did.

So uh, how's work been treatin' ya lately?

like a rented whore at a donkey show.

hey, any weekend plans?

Reckon I might start up some early shoppin' for that there turkey day feast. Say there, what's your favorite Thanksgiving dinner dish? Asides that there turkey, o' course!

pecan pie! or sweet potato pie...or pumpkin pie

i like pie

i hate stuffing. it's my least favorite thing about thanksgiving.

and my last girlfriend dumped me on thanksgiving, but i got to stuff her goodbye.

what's your turkey day fave, brother?

Ah heck, that's a tough question! Kinda partial to cranberry sauce meself iffin' I can steal some whipped cream to put on it. But I'm talking about that there chunky cranberry sauce, not that jelly crud.

You plannin' on watchin' some sports on the TV, ya think?

I like the chunky kind and the jelly kind. I like that the jelly maintains the shape of the can when you knock it out on your plate.

I'm looking forward to college roundball season kicking into gear, since football has broken my heart again.

Welp, cain't say I'm a roundball fan meself. Sorry to hear you got the disappointment about football. That's a danged old shame.

So like, you gonna start your xmas shoppin' on black Friday morn like all them other dummies that stand in lines at stores all night?

No, I'm not a consumer whore and I fear anything black. I went to a TGI Black Fridays once. My asshole still hasn't unpuckered.

I'll just watch people trample each other on TV. That's American bloodsport!

You not a fan of the hoops there? More of a hockey man?


No sir, never got into that there hockee thang. As for sports, I'd say professional dwarf tossin' is more to my likin'. You ever watch them there tossers a tossin'? Boy howdy do them little folks fly!
 
2010-11-12 10:32:48 PM  
i41.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 10:32:52 PM  
i47.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 10:34:23 PM  

i369.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-12 10:34:23 PM  
i41.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 10:34:31 PM  

rocket surgery: "Sex! You want sex?! You'll get sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"


Hah!
 
2010-11-12 10:34:51 PM  

rocket surgery: jaylectricity: Remember that time last post was a broken image and penultimate post won?

This?


Damn dude, what don't you have saved?
 
2010-11-12 10:35:26 PM  
i41.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 10:36:03 PM  

daRog: medius: daRog: medius: daRog: medius: daRog: medius: daRog: medius: daRog: medius: daRog: medius: daRog: medius: daRog: Hey, medius!

what? did i post one of yourn again?

Nah. Just wanted to see how you were doing.

sober tonight

How about them blisters? Gettin' better?

holy shiat! can you see me? are you a whizzer?

/blood blisters last approx. 3 weeks

Yup, yup. Them dang things can take a long time to clear up. So how are your holiday plans shaping up? You gonna need to travel some this year?

yeah, i will

you?

Nope, not me. No sir. Gonna hang around the ol' homestead this year. Got to cleanin' up the place earlier this week. Kept me pretty busy for a couple days, it did.

So uh, how's work been treatin' ya lately?

like a rented whore at a donkey show.

hey, any weekend plans?

Reckon I might start up some early shoppin' for that there turkey day feast. Say there, what's your favorite Thanksgiving dinner dish? Asides that there turkey, o' course!

pecan pie! or sweet potato pie...or pumpkin pie

i like pie

i hate stuffing. it's my least favorite thing about thanksgiving.

and my last girlfriend dumped me on thanksgiving, but i got to stuff her goodbye.

what's your turkey day fave, brother?

Ah heck, that's a tough question! Kinda partial to cranberry sauce meself iffin' I can steal some whipped cream to put on it. But I'm talking about that there chunky cranberry sauce, not that jelly crud.

You plannin' on watchin' some sports on the TV, ya think?

I like the chunky kind and the jelly kind. I like that the jelly maintains the shape of the can when you knock it out on your plate.

I'm looking forward to college roundball season kicking into gear, since football has broken my heart again.

Welp, cain't say I'm a roundball fan meself. Sorry to hear you got the disappointment about football. That's a danged old shame.

So like, you gonna start your xmas shoppin' on black Friday morn like all them other dummies that stand in lines at stores all night?

No, I'm not a consumer whore and I fear anything black. I went to a TGI Black Fridays once. My asshole still hasn't unpuckered.

I'll just watch people trample each other on TV. That's American bloodsport!

You not a fan of the hoops there? More of a hockey man?

No sir, never got into that there hockee thang. As for sports, I'd say professional dwarf tossin' is more to my likin'. You ever watch them there tossers a tossin'? Boy howdy do them little folks fly!


No challenge in it. I prefer the Highland Games where they toss the obese. Big n tall capers.
 
2010-11-12 10:36:13 PM  
i306.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 10:36:14 PM  

xanadian: sxacho: So about 500 or so posts to catch up on. What'd I miss?

Something along these lines:

i249.photobucket.com


That's shocking. I'm shocked.

http://www.impactlab.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/longeyelashes.jpg

damned hotlink won't work, but has anyone seen a movie from the 80's called something-or-other where a kid is napped and forced to grow magical hair caused by some lotion or something? And before he's kidnapped, he has some of it and he smears it on his fingers and you see him looking down and then his hand goes down and you know he's smearing it on his balls because he hasn't hit puberty yet and he wants some hair on his balls, but the problem is this magic hair lotion stuff makes your hair keep growing and growing like crazy and it never stops and I think the hait itself was magic somehow. I don't rmember it very well.
 
2010-11-12 10:36:19 PM  
www.recipeapart.com

/Doing my part for 6K
 
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