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2010-11-12 05:49:06 PM  

czmilosz: Rich Cream: Please rephrase the question.

Are you a Beaver or a Maple Leaf?


That didn't help much. Are those my only two choices?
 
2010-11-12 05:50:40 PM  
i306.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 05:52:06 PM  

timujin: five thousand plus attempts at being Last Post. Man, that's a lot of disappointment.


There can be only one
 
2010-11-12 05:52:47 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: ! just got to work. Wheeee!


img338.imageshack.us
 
2010-11-12 05:53:17 PM  

The AlbinoSaxon: timujin: five thousand plus attempts at being Last Post. Man, that's a lot of disappointment.

There can be only one


what if LP is a simulpost?
 
2010-11-12 05:54:06 PM  

timujin: five thousand plus attempts at being Last Post. Man, that's a lot of disappointment.


I resemble that remark.

Say hi to Hollie for me yet?
 
2010-11-12 05:54:25 PM  
i306.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 05:57:56 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: The AlbinoSaxon: timujin: five thousand plus attempts at being Last Post. Man, that's a lot of disappointment.

There can be only one

what if LP is a simulpost?


Excellent question. I would assume that in the interest of fairness, no one wins.
 
2010-11-12 05:59:07 PM  
i102.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 05:59:16 PM  

Rich Cream: Uchiha_Cycliste: ! just got to work. Wheeee!


I miss college so much right now... great, thanks.
for a couple of years my roommate (who was also on the Cal cycling team) and I had 13 bikes between the two of us. We lived in this little apartment near the original Peets coffee. It was quiet a feat to get and keep all the bikes inside or on our balcony, but we managed.
There were 4 or 5 on the tiny little balcony.
There were 6 in our living room and kitchen and we each had one in our room.
Ah, memories... I miss school, it was truly a great time, they provided labs and resources and best of all you didn't have to produce anything! You've never worked in the private sector Venkman. I have, they expect results. =/
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-12 05:59:41 PM  
"Young cat, if you keep your eyes open enough, oh, the stuff you would learn! The most wonderful stuff!"

- Dr. Seuss

\Fun Fact: Cats will kill you in your sleep, or when walking down to the basement. Beware!
 
2010-11-12 06:01:13 PM  
i102.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 06:01:26 PM  
lh5.ggpht.com
 
2010-11-12 06:01:28 PM  
never did find that "have you seen my basemetal?" pic
 
2010-11-12 06:02:12 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: The AlbinoSaxon: timujin: five thousand plus attempts at being Last Post. Man, that's a lot of disappointment.

There can be only one

what if LP is a simulpost?



shadowsbastion.com
 
2010-11-12 06:02:24 PM  

jaylectricity: I appreciated that last show, medius. Was tripping for a minute until I realized what you were doing.


I thought about keeping it going.

I could've have doubled the size of the thread!
 
2010-11-12 06:02:30 PM  
img191.imageshack.us
That's it, I'm burnt. Now I just start posting random pictures from my general vicinity.
 
2010-11-12 06:05:20 PM  
medius: my first LP AW:

you got to follow up with this one

t3.gstatic.com
 
2010-11-12 06:05:30 PM  

The AlbinoSaxon: Uchiha_Cycliste: The AlbinoSaxon: timujin: five thousand plus attempts at being Last Post. Man, that's a lot of disappointment.

There can be only one

what if LP is a simulpost?

*exploding head*


Well, that's one farker I don't have to worry about poaching my LP.
Time to explode a few more heads.

Let's go with an old classic.

Pi IS EXACTLY 3!
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-12 06:06:25 PM  
"Now
me and my Adidas do the illest things
we like to stomp out pimps with diamond rings
we slay all suckers who perpetrate
and lay down law from state to state"

- Run DMC

\Point

"You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose."

- Dr. Seuss

\Counter-point
 
2010-11-12 06:06:33 PM  
timujin: Man, that's a lot of disappointment.

meh, we're used to it
 
2010-11-12 06:06:44 PM  
Still going on, eh?
 
2010-11-12 06:06:50 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: The AlbinoSaxon: Uchiha_Cycliste: The AlbinoSaxon: timujin: five thousand plus attempts at being Last Post. Man, that's a lot of disappointment.

There can be only one

what if LP is a simulpost?

*exploding head*


Well, that's one farker I don't have to worry about poaching my LP.
Time to explode a few more heads.

Let's go with an old classic.

Pi IS EXACTLY 3!



Only in Tennessee
 
2010-11-12 06:08:46 PM  
what if LP is a simulpost, velociraptor?
 
2010-11-12 06:09:51 PM  

lifeofhealey.files.wordpress.com



/clever girl
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-12 06:10:13 PM  
"If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good!"

- Dr. Seuss

\Fun Fact: Dr. Seuss didn't get 'any' until age 43.
 
2010-11-12 06:10:14 PM  
a game of horseshoes?
 
2010-11-12 06:10:26 PM  
images1.memegenerator.net
 
2010-11-12 06:10:58 PM  

media4.teenormous.com

 
2010-11-12 06:11:37 PM  

medius: /clever girl


this post was 100% win.
 
2010-11-12 06:11:54 PM  

Rich Cream: That didn't help much. Are those my only two choices?


A Thresher? A Lark? A Royal?
 
2010-11-12 06:12:08 PM  
I'm gonna fart.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-12 06:12:12 PM  
"Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting. So. . . get on your way."

- Dr. Seuss

\Seriously, doesn't Dr. Seuss deserve LP?
 
2010-11-12 06:13:07 PM  
timujin: Uchiha_Cycliste: The AlbinoSaxon: timujin: five thousand plus attempts at being Last Post. Man, that's a lot of disappointment.

There can be only one

what if LP is a simulpost?

Excellent question. I would assume that in the interest of fairness, no one wins.


Even if there's a simulpost, there'll still be only one comment at the bottom of the thread. That one wins.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-12 06:15:19 PM  
"Will you succeed? Yes you will indeed! (98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)"

- Dr. Seuss
 
2010-11-12 06:16:44 PM  
The End

i125.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 06:17:45 PM  

czmilosz: Rich Cream: That didn't help much. Are those my only two choices?

A Thresher? A Lark? A Royal?


Nah, I don't like any of those either.
 
2010-11-12 06:18:32 PM  

i43.tinypic.com

 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-12 06:19:00 PM  
"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not."

- Dr. Seuss
 
2010-11-12 06:20:06 PM  
If you're a motherfarking Bluejay you can go straight back to hell. Or hillsboro.
 
2010-11-12 06:20:24 PM  

i47.tinypic.com

 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-12 06:20:51 PM  
"Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them."

- Dr. Seuss

\Fun Fact: Something something something....DARK SIDE!
 
2010-11-12 06:21:37 PM  
You will all look like this when I win.
 
2010-11-12 06:22:19 PM  

i30.tinypic.com

 
2010-11-12 06:22:43 PM  

czmilosz: If you're a motherfarking Bluejay you can go straight back to hell. Or hillsboro.


Well I'm not that either. Wha? Now it sounds like ball teams.
 
2010-11-12 06:23:18 PM  
Swather?
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-12 06:23:29 PM  
"You make 'em, I amuse 'em. [children]"

- Dr. Seuss

\Fun Fact: Seuss and J.W. Gacy Jr. never met.
 
2010-11-12 06:24:20 PM  
img683.imageshack.us

There are these woody plants near where I live and they turn flamingo pink in the autumn. It's like a Barbie forest. Never saw it anywhere else.
 
2010-11-12 06:25:29 PM  
The sun did not shine, it was too wet to play so we sat at our desks
and wrote fark posts all day.
I sat there with lerry and also #2.
we all strived for LP, and cried out FARK YOU@!
TOo fat to go out, too slow to play ball
we typed at our desks and went no where at all.
Then someone went bump, and the thread count did jump
we turned and we saw him the damn dirty rat
we turned and we scorned him for being so fat
and he asked why do you sit there like that?
I know your all dumb and lazy and fat,
but you'll never hit LP. It's simply a fact.

\time for a meeting
\\see you guys in a few hours.
 
2010-11-12 06:25:57 PM  

seumasokelly: You will all look like this when I win.


Oops. This is what you'll look like.

www.filemagazine.com
 
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