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2010-11-12 11:41:04 PM  
My dick is so big, when I fly coach it flies first class.
 
2010-11-12 11:41:17 PM  
My dicks so big that if you are looking for it....it'll be up in the tower.....
 
2010-11-12 11:41:47 PM  
My dick is so big, it works as a stand-in for the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile.
 
2010-11-12 11:41:56 PM  
Hey daRog, AN email's getting sent your way of something I just made, but can't condense to fark image specs, like usual =/
 
2010-11-12 11:42:02 PM  

farm4.static.flickr.com

 
2010-11-12 11:42:19 PM  
My dicks so big that it used to take daRog's dicks milk money.
 
2010-11-12 11:42:24 PM  
My dick is so big, NASA calls me when they need to adjust one of their satellites.
 
2010-11-12 11:42:38 PM  
My dick is so big I'm going to go stick it in my wife's hoohah about now. Then tomorrow I'm going to prove my masculinity further by chainsawing the fark out of everything, once I get the chainsaw unstuck. Also cocks. Also last post.
 
2010-11-12 11:42:50 PM  
My dick is so big I got lAST pOST
 
2010-11-12 11:42:58 PM  

img269.imageshack.us

 
2010-11-12 11:42:59 PM  
img225.imageshack.us
 
2010-11-12 11:43:03 PM  
My dick is so big, my underwear was featured on MTV Cribs.
 
2010-11-12 11:43:37 PM  

daRog: My dick is so big, when I fly coach it flies first class.


You're a goddamned liar. That's a tripping hazard. They'd never allow it
 
2010-11-12 11:43:39 PM  
My dick is so big, when a president dies, I fly my boxers at half mast.
 
2010-11-12 11:44:06 PM  

i157.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-12 11:44:18 PM  
My dick is so big, when I lay on my back I'm the world's tallest man.
 
2010-11-12 11:44:19 PM  
Schfanzst!: This thread smells like vaginosis.

my flagellated vagina has a green, frothy discharge that tastes like McDonald's Shamrock Shake

/you've seen my downstairs mix-up
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-12 11:44:43 PM  
"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

- Mae West

\Fun Fact: The Brooklyn Bridge was originally designed as a phallic-shaped structure pointing at New Jersey.
 
2010-11-12 11:44:48 PM  
img176.imageshack.us
 
2010-11-12 11:44:53 PM  
My dick is so big, when I go grocery shopping it waits in the car.
 
2010-11-12 11:45:15 PM  

i80.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-12 11:45:21 PM  

sxacho: I posted my only earlier. let's see it.


Massive talent, let me tell ya.

i232.photobucket.com
 
920
2010-11-12 11:45:23 PM  
My dick is so big I don't need a microscope to see it!
 
2010-11-12 11:45:33 PM  
My dick is so big, it just tapped me on the shoulder.
 
2010-11-12 11:45:44 PM  
My dick's so big...I forget the rest, but your Mother's a whore.
 
2010-11-12 11:46:12 PM  
The water's cold...deep too.
 
2010-11-12 11:46:15 PM  
uisacad.uis.edu
 
2010-11-12 11:46:25 PM  

i180.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-12 11:46:29 PM  
My dick is so big, I go surfing without a board.
 
2010-11-12 11:46:43 PM  

daRog: My dick is so big, when I go grocery shopping it waits in the car.


That's likely a violation of the accessibility code. Watch your back, mister
 
920
2010-11-12 11:47:10 PM  
heh, Milking... Dick...
 
2010-11-12 11:47:14 PM  
My dick is so big, you can see it from space.
 
2010-11-12 11:47:16 PM  
Hey, silly goose!
 
2010-11-12 11:47:42 PM  

basemetal: i180.photobucket.com


One word too many, basemetal...
 
2010-11-12 11:47:49 PM  
My dick is so big, the sign on my fence says "Beware of dick".
 
2010-11-12 11:48:03 PM  

i44.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-12 11:48:24 PM  
My dick is so big, it tells "My body is so small" jokes.
 
2010-11-12 11:49:15 PM  
Holy f*ck - Don Shelby is retiring!
 
2010-11-12 11:49:43 PM  
I wear that shirt to be ironic. I actually have a small penis.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-12 11:49:51 PM  
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

- Steve Martin

\Fun Fact: Eve left the 'Garden of Eden' because the leaves made her thighs look fat.
 
2010-11-12 11:50:04 PM  
i242.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 11:50:14 PM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: Hey daRog, AN email's getting sent your way of something I just made, but can't condense to fark image specs, like usual =/

TIA
 
2010-11-12 11:50:17 PM  

www.bannedinhollywood.com

 
2010-11-12 11:50:46 PM  
img686.imageshack.us
 
2010-11-12 11:50:53 PM  
Look everyone! I made a new ani-gif!
i451.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 11:51:08 PM  
My dick is so big it............it's really, really big!
 
2010-11-12 11:52:24 PM  
Did we, did we just beat the drew's butt hurt thread count?
 
2010-11-12 11:52:28 PM  

rocket surgery: Holy f*ck - Don Shelby is retiring!


OMFG!!! NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

who the f*ck is Don Shelby?
 
2010-11-12 11:53:07 PM  

i63.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-12 11:53:18 PM  
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