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2010-11-12 10:53:47 PM  

xanadian: basemetal: i369.photobucket.com

ahahahahaahahahahahaaha!


I couldn't do that again if I had to.
 
2010-11-12 10:53:59 PM  

daRog: Yeah except for getting the inner circle(s) dead center.


Mine are concentric.
 
2010-11-12 10:54:00 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: xanadian: basemetal: i369.photobucket.com

ahahahahaahahahahahaaha!

It really worked out in such a wonderful way.

such a wonderful way...

such a wonderful way.

\I wonder which came first?
\\the shiatty rave music, or the drugs?


Well, FWIW, I'm listening to this (new window) right now, and I'm only on tequila....

/not a RR
 
2010-11-12 10:54:56 PM  

nekom: Where do you think the LP's favorite resident homosexual came from?


nowai! RLY!!??
 
2010-11-12 10:55:47 PM  

xanadian: Uchiha_Cycliste: xanadian: basemetal: i369.photobucket.com

ahahahahaahahahahahaaha!

It really worked out in such a wonderful way.

such a wonderful way...

such a wonderful way.

\I wonder which came first?
\\the shiatty rave music, or the drugs?

Well, FWIW, I'm listening to this (new window) right now, and I'm only on tequila....

/not a RR


HCTID!
close enough, at least. and ZOMG! you got the song reference?
 
2010-11-12 10:56:09 PM  
i732.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 10:56:13 PM  

xanadian: nowai! RLY!!??


YA RLY!!!1 My $5 bills, let me show you them.

Seriously though, it's a long standing tradition that the last liter in a greenlit LP thread can has totalfark.
 
2010-11-12 10:56:14 PM  

i50.tinypic.com

 
2010-11-12 10:56:40 PM  

xanadian: Uchiha_Cycliste: A recent update to XP was the "Microsoft malicious software removal tool", or as they named the executable....
Mrt.exe =P

Oh.

I PITY THE FOO THAT DOESN'T USE UBUNTU


I tried Mythbuntu once and couldn't even figure out how to install adobe reader. But I'm largely illiterate and didn't have time to mess with it very much. Then I got a free academic copy of Windows 7 and now I'm all woot-woot and my wife can finally watch her oprah and eat those bon bons in the bedroom.
 
2010-11-12 10:57:22 PM  

www.tvpredictions.com

 
2010-11-12 10:57:49 PM  
i232.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 10:58:55 PM  

i369.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-12 10:58:57 PM  

nekom: t's a long standing tradition that the last liter in a greenlit LP thread can has totalfark.


Guess that makes sense...

Uchiha_Cycliste: and ZOMG! you got the song reference?


Um. Yes. Absofreakinlutely.
 
2010-11-12 10:59:44 PM  

xanadian: Uchiha_Cycliste: A recent update to XP was the "Microsoft malicious software removal tool", or as they named the executable....
Mrt.exe =P

Oh.

I PITY THE FOO THAT DOESN'T USE UBUNTU


I've got Mint running in my VirtualBox so that I can tunnel into work and not disrupt my internets.
 
2010-11-12 11:00:34 PM  

xanadian: Guess that makes sense...


It makes about as much sense as any of this, which is precisely none. I've posted in every single LP thread since #1. Since it's inception I've had a child, got divorced, got engaged, got not so much engaged anymore, got engaged again, got married again, moved twice. I time my life by this stuff. Also, cocks.
 
2010-11-12 11:00:39 PM  

sxacho: my wife can finally watch her oprah and eat those bon bons in the bedroom.


Is that what you young-uns call it these days. Huh.
 
2010-11-12 11:00:55 PM  

www.graphicdesignforums.co.ukwww.graphicdesignforums.co.ukwww.graphicdesignforums.co.uk

 
2010-11-12 11:01:42 PM  
LAST POST

of my current job. Because I am quitting and today was the last day.

/Srsly.
 
2010-11-12 11:02:02 PM  
i2.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 11:02:17 PM  

i369.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-12 11:02:43 PM  
Ubuntu = I don't know anything about Linux whatsoever but I want to say that I use it instead of WINBLOWS LOL AMIRITE? MORE LIKE WINDOZE!! ROFL! Anyway, I'm super awesome cause I can install an OS that isn't Windows.

Kids these days...
 
2010-11-12 11:02:50 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

There is nothing wrong with your computer monitor. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. For the rest of your life we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to the last post.
 
2010-11-12 11:02:52 PM  
Come on 20-something thousand something.

I was at someone's house tonight who was talking about how his bodybuilding is his art. It was really something. So I pulled up my boss's latest youtube video and he went back inside and sat down.
 
2010-11-12 11:02:53 PM  
Are we there yet?
 
2010-11-12 11:03:28 PM  
chud21: daRog: Yeah except for getting the inner circle(s) dead center.

Mine are concentric.


Did you really run that up on a CAD program? Cuz if you did I'm gonna start laughing my ass off due to an email exchange I had with Uchiha_Cycliste earlier today.
 
2010-11-12 11:03:43 PM  
Yay - the Winter Storm Watch has been upgraded to a Warning.

STORM TOTAL SNOWFALLS WITHIN THE WARNING ARE EXPECTED TO
BE BETWEEN 6 AND 10 INCHES WITH ISOLATED HIGHER AMOUNTS NEAR 12
INCHES POSSIBLE.


/that's what SHE said!
 
2010-11-12 11:03:59 PM  

i369.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-12 11:04:50 PM  
shiat it might get into the 50's tonight. Better cover up the plants.
 
2010-11-12 11:06:42 PM  

nekom: Also, cocks.


Me, too.

I just looked at your profile. Those simulpost thingees are freakin' crazy. O.o
 
2010-11-12 11:06:57 PM  
bunner, this one's for you.

Link (new window)
 
2010-11-12 11:07:03 PM  
I did have to turn on the heater in my greenhouse, on low, but still.
 
2010-11-12 11:07:22 PM  
i've got nothing left
 
2010-11-12 11:07:40 PM  

rocket surgery: Yay - the Winter Storm Watch has been upgraded to a Warning.

STORM TOTAL SNOWFALLS WITHIN THE WARNING ARE EXPECTED TO
BE BETWEEN 6 AND 10 INCHES WITH ISOLATED HIGHER AMOUNTS NEAR 12
INCHES POSSIBLE.

/that's what SHE said!


It's all brown here now. I'm actually looking forward to a fresh blanket of snow. :p
 
2010-11-12 11:07:50 PM  
i63.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 11:07:53 PM  

basemetal: I did have to turn on the heater in my greenhouse, on low, but still.


Is that an euphemism?
 
2010-11-12 11:08:14 PM  

i364.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-12 11:08:32 PM  
i63.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 11:08:42 PM  
i232.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 11:09:05 PM  

Rich Cream: an euphemism


Judges?
 
2010-11-12 11:09:15 PM  
rocket surgery 2010-11-12 11:08:14 PM

I saw dancers first. Where do I report?
 
2010-11-12 11:09:36 PM  
i63.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 11:09:46 PM  

xanadian: nekom: t's a long standing tradition that the last liter in a greenlit LP thread can has totalfark.

Guess that makes sense...

Uchiha_Cycliste: and ZOMG! you got the song reference?

Um. Yes. Absofreakinlutely.


So, when I was a third year at Cal. I went to a HC rave in a wharehouse out at the docks in West Oakland. The lineup was:
AC SLater, Scott Brown Hixxy, Delta 9, Venom, Cloudskipper and Tronic.
It was one big ass room. We packed so many crazy ravers in there it was raining inside. at around 3am the condensation caused the breakers to blow, all power was lost, the breakers (being near the big ass room's big ass metal door) started arcing to the door and throwing 6 foot purple arcs. Teh whole room was lit by glow sticks as we wondered wtf to do. 20 minutes later we got teh power back on and partied till sunrise. Anyways, it was the first time I ever heard the song "rave music" and I'll never forget it. God damn! was that a great rave.
 
2010-11-12 11:09:51 PM  

GOTDAMMITZ WILL SOMEONE GET BASEMETAL SOME NEW PICS FOR HIS BUKKIT?



Never mind, I'll do it myself. Sheesh.


i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

 
2010-11-12 11:10:14 PM  
i63.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 11:10:54 PM  

rocket surgery: Yay - the Winter Storm Watch has been upgraded to a Warning.

STORM TOTAL SNOWFALLS WITHIN THE WARNING ARE EXPECTED TO
BE BETWEEN 6 AND 10 INCHES WITH ISOLATED HIGHER AMOUNTS NEAR 12
INCHES POSSIBLE.

/that's what SHE said!


Our severe clear watch has been upgraded to a warning.

TEMPERATURES ARE EXPECTED TO REACH AN UNSEASONABLE 67° WITH ISOLATED HIGHER TEMPERATURES IN EXCESS OF 70°F. WINDS ZERO SIX ZERO AT SIX. GUSTS TO EIGHT. ALTIMETER TWO NINER NINER TWO.
 
2010-11-12 11:10:55 PM  

daRog: Did you really run that up on a CAD program? Cuz if you did I'm gonna start laughing my ass off due to an email exchange I had with Uchiha_Cycliste earlier today.


Start laughing. It's a shareware cad program I use sometimes.
 
2010-11-12 11:11:14 PM  
xanadian: It's all brown here now. I'm actually looking forward to a fresh blanket of snow. :p

Meh - M-T-W were all in the sixties (°F)...I could live with that until spring.
 
2010-11-12 11:11:51 PM  

chud21: daRog: Did you really run that up on a CAD program? Cuz if you did I'm gonna start laughing my ass off due to an email exchange I had with Uchiha_Cycliste earlier today.

Start laughing. It's a shareware cad program I use sometimes.


...grumbles... well played chud21, well played.
 
2010-11-12 11:12:21 PM  

nekom: rocket surgery: Yay - the Winter Storm Watch has been upgraded to a Warning.

STORM TOTAL SNOWFALLS WITHIN THE WARNING ARE EXPECTED TO
BE BETWEEN 6 AND 10 INCHES WITH ISOLATED HIGHER AMOUNTS NEAR 12
INCHES POSSIBLE.

/that's what SHE said!

Our severe clear watch has been upgraded to a warning.

TEMPERATURES ARE EXPECTED TO REACH AN UNSEASONABLE 67° WITH ISOLATED HIGHER TEMPERATURES IN EXCESS OF 70°F. WINDS ZERO SIX ZERO AT SIX. GUSTS TO EIGHT. ALTIMETER TWO NINER NINER TWO.


Better get the fark out, just to be safe.
 
2010-11-12 11:12:31 PM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: great rave.

darog.smbks.net

 
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