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2010-11-12 07:11:14 AM  

WE GOT A THING
i451.photobucket.com
IT'S CALLED "RADAR LOVE"

 
2010-11-12 07:11:24 AM  

lantawa: Talented persons are talented. I commend you all and offer all of you a heartflet handshake. (Though you should have gone to bed)


but work is more important.
 
2010-11-12 07:12:47 AM  

#2: Last Post 300... shiat; I'm still only in Last Post 300... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in Fark. When I was home after my Weeners, it was worse.

"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."

- Emo Phillips

/Fun Fact: Moe of the Three Stooges created the original 'Angry at the World' emo character.


What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. ~David Perry
 
2010-11-12 07:13:14 AM  

WE GOT A THING

pics.livejournal.com

IT'S CALLED "RADAR LOVE"

 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-12 07:14:38 AM  
Kids, don't post before that first cup of joe....

\Fun Fact: first filter hit in years, dagnabbit!
 
2010-11-12 07:14:47 AM  

medius: WE GOT A THING

IT'S CALLED "RADAR LOVE"


well shoot. It's not perfect is it?
I'm gonna have to go back and fix it later, maybe even redo it. poo
 
2010-11-12 07:15:12 AM  

WE GOT A THING

www.wearysloth.com

IT'S CALLED "RADAR JAM"



/raspberry
 
2010-11-12 07:15:37 AM  
WHAR IS LAST POST

WHARR
 
2010-11-12 07:16:33 AM  
last time I came home after my weeners, it was a mess, let me tell ya
 
2010-11-12 07:16:48 AM  

medius: WE GOT A THING

IT'S CALLED "RADAR JAM"


/raspberry


Only ONE man would use raspberry jam!
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-12 07:18:34 AM  
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."

- Gloria Steinem

\Fun Fact: Steinem rides a mens-style bicycle for 'comfort'.
 
2010-11-12 07:19:34 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Only ONE man would use raspberry jam!


MARTHA STEWART!
 
2010-11-12 07:20:12 AM  
unfelchable, my ass
 
2010-11-12 07:22:40 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: lantawa: Talented persons are talented. I commend you all and offer all of you a heartflet handshake. (Though you should have gone to bed)

but work is more important.


Yes. Workin', Boss.
 
2010-11-12 07:24:17 AM  
Welp, here we go...

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN TWIN CITIES/CHANHASSEN HAS ISSUED
A WINTER STORM WATCH...WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM SATURDAY MORNING
THROUGH LATE SATURDAY NIGHT.

* TIMING...SIGNIFICANT SNOW BEGINNING SATURDAY MORNING AND
CONTINUING THROUGH SATURDAY NIGHT.

* MAIN IMPACT...HEAVY WET SNOW WITH 6 OR MORE INCHES.

* OTHER IMPACTS...DIFFICULT TRAVEL CONDITIONS.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

A WINTER STORM WATCH MEANS THERE IS A POTENTIAL FOR SIGNIFICANT
SNOW...SLEET...OR ICE ACCUMULATIONS THAT MAY IMPACT TRAVEL.
CONTINUE TO MONITOR THE LATEST FORECASTS.
 
2010-11-12 07:25:00 AM  

medius: unfelchable, my ass


that's what she said.
 
2010-11-12 07:30:23 AM  

lantawa: Uchiha_Cycliste: lantawa: Talented persons are talented. I commend you all and offer all of you a heartflet handshake. (Though you should have gone to bed)

but work is more important.

Yes. Workin', Boss.


Well you see. I've got several monitors and Systems up right now.
On my upper right screen, I've got you guys (chrome), winamp, half of the GIMP, and VLC. On my lower screens I've got Virtual Box with Linux Mint in it, and in that machine I'm using VPN and VNC to tunnel into work. Even got a little Solaris going on.
I gotta be honest, it's not that hard to spend most of my time chasing signals in RTL, and then peek up here every so often to refresh, when I need a break or I'm building/running/waiting on diags to do their thing. In closing, ya, I'm really working. And working hard, because it's that part of the project cycle. sigh.
 
2010-11-12 07:30:37 AM  
never, my love
 
2010-11-12 07:34:14 AM  

medius: never, my love


www.smokersclub.com
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-12 07:37:54 AM  
"Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot."

- Clarence Thomas

\Fun Fact: Miss Manners testified to Congress of finding hair on her Coke can.
 
2010-11-12 07:38:03 AM  
Have any of you guys ever heard of (or watched) the Investigative Discovery television show "I (almost) got away with it" ?
 
2010-11-12 07:40:10 AM  
"We don't need no Education!
We don't need no thought control" -Pink FLoyd
 
2010-11-12 07:48:18 AM  
I (almost) got away with it, episode Guide. Pops.

The show is a dramatic reenactment sort of show, that spends an hour a week on some criminal and the Crimes he (almost) got away with. Some of the criminals are the normal banal boring ordinary crimes. But every once in a while they have an awesome Crime. On Dec 14 the Episode "A country of my Own" Will follow the wacky adventures of a militant Texan secessionist who takes a family hostage, evades police, FBI and the Texas Rangers from his militia's compound and then on in through the Davis mountains, and the 4 month man hunt that followed (not to mention all the wacky stuff the criminal did during that period on the lam).
In case you were interested about he criminals's name, it is Richard Keyes.

Now, anyone wanna guess why I bring it up? Or why I know so much about Richard Keyes?
 
2010-11-12 07:49:35 AM  
Anyone? Anyone?
Bueller?
 
2010-11-12 07:50:06 AM  
I've got great manners. I always tipped the jam boy.
 
2010-11-12 07:50:55 AM  

medius: I've got great manners. I always tipped the jam boy.


Was he off balance? Or did you have to shove him?
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-12 07:51:12 AM  
"My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."

- Henny Youngman

\Fun Fact: Every 1.5oz shot of Rum extends life by 2 hours, which is why pirates live to be 125 years old.
 
2010-11-12 07:53:22 AM  

#2: "My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."

- Henny Youngman

\Fun Fact: Every 1.5oz shot of Rum extends life by 2 hours, which is why pirates live to be 125 years old.



Mankind has invested more than four million years of evolution in the attempt to avoid physical exertion. Now a group of backward-thinking atavists mounted on foot-powered pairs of Hula-Hoops would have us pumping our legs, gritting our teeth, and searing our lungs as though we were being chased across the Pleistocene savanna by saber-toothed tigers. Think of the hopes, the dreams, the effort, the brilliance, the pure force of will that, over the eons, has gone into the creation of the Cadillac Coupe de Ville. Bicycle riders would have us throw all this on the ash heap of history. ~P.J. O'Rourke
 
2010-11-12 07:56:48 AM  
ping
 
2010-11-12 07:57:12 AM  
pong
 
2010-11-12 07:58:23 AM  
ding
 
2010-11-12 07:59:03 AM  
dong
 
2010-11-12 08:00:21 AM  
Bing
 
2010-11-12 08:01:19 AM  
card
 
2010-11-12 08:01:50 AM  
Seriously though, Everyone here should try to watch "I (almost) got away with it" On Dec 14th. Really. You all should. Trust me.
 
2010-11-12 08:02:25 AM  
c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker =P
 
2010-11-12 08:03:28 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Seriously though, Everyone here should try to watch "I (almost) got away with it" On Dec 14th. Really. You all should. Trust me.


I just saw an episode of that recently where a guy escaped from prison and lived on the run for decades. Interesting how he managed to slip through the cracks, including several arrests.
 
2010-11-12 08:06:00 AM  

nekom: Uchiha_Cycliste: Seriously though, Everyone here should try to watch "I (almost) got away with it" On Dec 14th. Really. You all should. Trust me.

I just saw an episode of that recently where a guy escaped from prison and lived on the run for decades. Interesting how he managed to slip through the cracks, including several arrests.


Just wait till you see the Episode on Dec. 14th. It's their craziest one of the season. Also...
I'm the Lead for Episode 8 of Season 2. "A country of My Own".
I'm bringing it up to plug by episode =D. W00!


\that's right, it's MY episode.
 
2010-11-12 08:06:09 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Seriously though, Everyone here should try to watch "I (almost) got away with it" On Dec 14th. Really. You all should. Trust me.


This Keyes guy. Did he try to get you into some cult? Did you seek tax preperation advise from him? Is he your evil Uncle Skippy? Inquiring minds want to know!
 
2010-11-12 08:07:20 AM  

lantawa: Uchiha_Cycliste: Seriously though, Everyone here should try to watch "I (almost) got away with it" On Dec 14th. Really. You all should. Trust me.

This Keyes guy. Did he try to get you into some cult? Did you seek tax preperation advise from him? Is he your evil Uncle Skippy? Inquiring minds want to know!


He's in Jail for 90 years =(, so I've never met the guy.
BUT, I *AM* Ricard Keyes. SQUEEEEE!
 
2010-11-12 08:10:46 AM  
I get to be on TV for a whole hour! So excited. Can't wait to see it. Though, since I don't own a TV, I'm gonna have to find someone else's house to watch it at. ISn't it ironic, don't you think?
 
2010-11-12 08:11:27 AM  
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-12 08:11:35 AM  
"If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging."

- Joe Martin, 'Mister Boffo'

\Fun Fact: Discarded prison bars make handy back scratchers for bears in the wild.
 
2010-11-12 08:11:51 AM  
Off to work. Work, work, work. Something about how the greenbacks are earned compels me. SQUEEEEE!
 
2010-11-12 08:12:50 AM  

lantawa: Off to work. Work, work, work. Something about how the greenbacks are earned compels me. SQUEEEEE!


Do we get to talk to you when you get there?
 
2010-11-12 08:13:31 AM  

#2: "If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging."

- Joe Martin, 'Mister Boffo'

\Fun Fact: Discarded prison bars make handy back scratchers for bears in the wild.



The hardest part of raising a child is teaching them to ride bicycles. A shaky child on a bicycle for the first time needs both support and freedom. The realization that this is what the child will always need can hit hard. ~Sloan Wilson
 
2010-11-12 08:16:27 AM  
time may change me but I can't trace time
 
2010-11-12 08:17:16 AM  
Black ice tulpa will hold against your weak radar.
 
2010-11-12 08:17:52 AM  
The best part, though, is I'll finally get to hear what I sound like.
Without hearing aids, I can't hear shiat. And with em my voice sounds weird, almost mechanical. So I've really got no idea what I sound like.

\Besides knowing I sound immature, of course.
 
2010-11-12 08:19:34 AM  

sporking fooneristic nic: time may change me but I can't trace time


It really depends on how you define time. I think you can trace time, if you think about things the right way. If anything this is a philosophical question, not one of math and science and art.
 
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