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2010-11-12 07:58:23 AM  
ding
 
2010-11-12 07:59:03 AM  
dong
 
2010-11-12 08:00:21 AM  
Bing
 
2010-11-12 08:01:19 AM  
card
 
2010-11-12 08:01:50 AM  
Seriously though, Everyone here should try to watch "I (almost) got away with it" On Dec 14th. Really. You all should. Trust me.
 
2010-11-12 08:02:25 AM  
c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker =P
 
2010-11-12 08:03:28 AM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: Seriously though, Everyone here should try to watch "I (almost) got away with it" On Dec 14th. Really. You all should. Trust me.

I just saw an episode of that recently where a guy escaped from prison and lived on the run for decades. Interesting how he managed to slip through the cracks, including several arrests.
 
2010-11-12 08:06:00 AM  
nekom: Uchiha_Cycliste: Seriously though, Everyone here should try to watch "I (almost) got away with it" On Dec 14th. Really. You all should. Trust me.

I just saw an episode of that recently where a guy escaped from prison and lived on the run for decades. Interesting how he managed to slip through the cracks, including several arrests.


Just wait till you see the Episode on Dec. 14th. It's their craziest one of the season. Also...
I'm the Lead for Episode 8 of Season 2. "A country of My Own".
I'm bringing it up to plug by episode =D. W00!


\that's right, it's MY episode.
 
2010-11-12 08:06:09 AM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: Seriously though, Everyone here should try to watch "I (almost) got away with it" On Dec 14th. Really. You all should. Trust me.

This Keyes guy. Did he try to get you into some cult? Did you seek tax preperation advise from him? Is he your evil Uncle Skippy? Inquiring minds want to know!
 
2010-11-12 08:07:20 AM  
lantawa: Uchiha_Cycliste: Seriously though, Everyone here should try to watch "I (almost) got away with it" On Dec 14th. Really. You all should. Trust me.

This Keyes guy. Did he try to get you into some cult? Did you seek tax preperation advise from him? Is he your evil Uncle Skippy? Inquiring minds want to know!


He's in Jail for 90 years =(, so I've never met the guy.
BUT, I *AM* Ricard Keyes. SQUEEEEE!
 
2010-11-12 08:10:46 AM  
I get to be on TV for a whole hour! So excited. Can't wait to see it. Though, since I don't own a TV, I'm gonna have to find someone else's house to watch it at. ISn't it ironic, don't you think?
 
2010-11-12 08:11:27 AM  
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-12 08:11:35 AM  
"If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging."

- Joe Martin, 'Mister Boffo'

\Fun Fact: Discarded prison bars make handy back scratchers for bears in the wild.
 
2010-11-12 08:11:51 AM  
Off to work. Work, work, work. Something about how the greenbacks are earned compels me. SQUEEEEE!
 
2010-11-12 08:12:50 AM  
lantawa: Off to work. Work, work, work. Something about how the greenbacks are earned compels me. SQUEEEEE!

Do we get to talk to you when you get there?
 
2010-11-12 08:13:31 AM  
#2: "If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging."

- Joe Martin, 'Mister Boffo'

\Fun Fact: Discarded prison bars make handy back scratchers for bears in the wild.



The hardest part of raising a child is teaching them to ride bicycles. A shaky child on a bicycle for the first time needs both support and freedom. The realization that this is what the child will always need can hit hard. ~Sloan Wilson
 
2010-11-12 08:16:27 AM  
time may change me but I can't trace time
 
2010-11-12 08:17:16 AM  
Black ice tulpa will hold against your weak radar.
 
2010-11-12 08:17:52 AM  
The best part, though, is I'll finally get to hear what I sound like.
Without hearing aids, I can't hear shiat. And with em my voice sounds weird, almost mechanical. So I've really got no idea what I sound like.

\Besides knowing I sound immature, of course.
 
2010-11-12 08:19:34 AM  
sporking fooneristic nic: time may change me but I can't trace time

It really depends on how you define time. I think you can trace time, if you think about things the right way. If anything this is a philosophical question, not one of math and science and art.
 
2010-11-12 08:19:52 AM  
you're brown and you sound like a bell?
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-12 08:22:44 AM  
"When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'"

- Rita Rudner

\Fun Fact: Virtual-reality bike-riding programs have saved the lives of 37,000 children in the last two months.
 
2010-11-12 08:24:13 AM  
Maybe... lemme check
i451.photobucket.com
...nope, those are tan lines. Also, what's a bell sound like. You may have that one right.
 
2010-11-12 08:25:10 AM  
I now believe in the stupidity of the internet. It is real. It has manifested itself on Fark. I must leave now.
 
2010-11-12 08:25:49 AM  
#2: "When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'"

- Rita Rudner

\Fun Fact: Virtual-reality bike-riding programs have saved the lives of 37,000 children in the last two months.


It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best, since you have to sweat up the hills and coast down them. Thus you remember them as they actually are, while in a motor car only a high hill impresses you, and you have no such accurate remembrance of country you have driven through as you gain by riding a bicycle. ~Ernest Hemingway
 
2010-11-12 08:27:33 AM  
Bell's Boy: I now believe in the stupidity of the internet. It is real. It has manifested itself on Fark. I must leave now.

when was it ever in doubt?
Besides, it's not all bad. I'm getting a check from a rich Nigerian prince next week.


\suckers.
\\all I had to do was give him a thousand dollars, and I'm gonna be a millionaire.
 
2010-11-12 08:28:17 AM  
You guys went absolute tard-shiat while I was asleep. Can anyone bring me up to speed in under 3 minutes? I've got a meeting to go to.
 
2010-11-12 08:30:20 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com


tofupunk.com
 
2010-11-12 08:30:34 AM  
gifs gifs, infinite coffee, sweeps beeps and boops. I almost got away with it. Everyone else got to sleep. I may be brown and sound like a bell.
 
2010-11-12 08:31:46 AM  
STAYED UP FOR NOTHING YOU DID HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I didn't think it would be last night!
y'all give me the lulz!
my very own family!
lulz!
 
2010-11-12 08:32:37 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

??????????????????
 
2010-11-12 08:34:32 AM  
cstrips.bitstrips.com

YOU GOTS ONEZ!!!

i287.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-12 08:34:40 AM  
I would like to Redisplay/refresh comments.
 
2010-11-12 08:35:52 AM  
I would like to buy a bowel.
 
2010-11-12 08:37:05 AM  
boboleechronicles.files.wordpress.com

I are Teh WINNAR!!!!
/prolly not
 
2010-11-12 08:37:23 AM  
well bi
 
2010-11-12 08:37:30 AM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: gifs gifs, infinite coffee, sweeps beeps and boops. I almost got away with it. Everyone else got to sleep. I may be brown and sound like a bell.
Thanks for the update, now for weather.
Over to you Ollie.
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2010-11-12 08:38:31 AM  
nekom


ecx.images-amazon.com


ares.diyfail.com
 
2010-11-12 08:43:08 AM  
29.media.tumblr.com
 
2010-11-12 08:44:13 AM  
Vortex Dweller: STAYED UP FOR NOTHING YOU DID HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I didn't think it would be last night!
y'all give me the lulz!
my very own family!
lulz!


I woulda been up one way or the other. I was just happy for the company and distractions.
 
2010-11-12 08:46:48 AM  
thechuckler.com
 
2010-11-12 08:48:17 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2010-11-12 08:49:52 AM  
why a bowel, why not an axe?
 
2010-11-12 08:49:53 AM  
If that's what it takes to not be Hitler, I'll do it!
 
2010-11-12 08:50:35 AM  
medius: why a bowel, why not an axe?

cuz ur possed to axe.
 
2010-11-12 08:51:39 AM  
Hitler is an asshole. Tojo is a jerk. Mussolini bit his weenie, now it doesn't work.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-12 08:51:41 AM  
"Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity."

- Sean O'Casey

\Fun Fact: The action of touching a defective vibrator chord will eternally affect lives.
 
2010-11-12 08:51:59 AM  
SXACHO...
Black man with a gun.....

www.bobcesca.com

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!


/even IF it is the Cos.
 
2010-11-12 08:52:43 AM  
#2: "Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity."

- Sean O'Casey

\Fun Fact: The action of touching a defective vibrator chord will eternally affect lives.


The bicycle is the perfect transducer to match man's metabolic energy to the impedance of locomotion. Equipped with this tool, man outstrips the efficiency of not only all machines but all other animals as well. ~Ivan Illich, Energy and Equity, 1974
 
2010-11-12 08:53:50 AM  
ChipNASA: /even IF it is the Cos.

Nah ya see the coz' with a gun isn't like a flack black man with a hubbajubba flim flam. It's more like Kodak film.
 
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