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2010-11-11 01:13:27 PM
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2010-11-11 01:14:27 PM
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2010-11-11 01:16:48 PM
I bought a vibrating cock ring once...

Her student housing was right near the Los Angeles National Cemetery.

I couldn't help thinking of all those dead soldiers 'neath their white marble headstones facing that glorious smog-red sunset as I sent my own little soldiers to die en masse in a futile fight against the chemical warfare of her birth control.

At least they did better than their air borne brethren who had come before and met their end in pointless training exercises.
 
2010-11-11 01:17:56 PM
I am the WINNAR! I'm the WINNAR!!!

Well what are you gonna do with a hundred grand bro?

I got this, oh man, I got this shiatbox for a truck, I gotta GET A NEW ONE! A new tr.. oh...tha..oh!

Wait, wait, dude, how are you gonna do that with a candy bar?

What?

How are you gonna do that with uh a candy bar, we just gave you a hundred grand candy bar.

What do...what do you mean?

We gave away a hundred grand and it's a candy bar bro. Congratulations!

WHAT?!?!?!?

You just won a candy bar!

HEY, WHAT THE fark YOU'VE BEEN SAYIN...I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO THE farkIN RADIO FOR LIKE 3 HOURS MAN YOU SAID A HUNDRED GRAND!!!!

Yeah, a hundred grand, we gave you a candy bar, congratulations buddy boy!

OH YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF DOUCHEBAGS!!! HEY!! HEY!!!!! JU..HEEEYYYY! HEEYYYY!!!!!

Congratulations man!
(dial tone)

Uh oh...
He was pissed...
 
2010-11-11 01:18:16 PM
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2010-11-11 01:18:45 PM
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2010-11-11 01:20:47 PM
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2010-11-11 01:21:08 PM
Get your gotdamn hands off my soda.
 
2010-11-11 01:22:26 PM
THIS IS THE LAST POST!
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2010-11-11 01:24:09 PM
medius: I bought a vibrating cock ring once...

by the way: true story, bro
 
2010-11-11 01:25:56 PM
was that three years ago already?

time flies when you're not having fun.
 
2010-11-11 01:27:42 PM
she left me because my dick was too short

by about 2462 miles.
 
2010-11-11 01:31:07 PM
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#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-11 01:31:57 PM
"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."

- Dorothy Parker

\Fun Fact: Parker turned her love of books into an interactive sport for midgets.
 
2010-11-11 01:36:26 PM

And then, out of nowhere! BAM! Warren G is in your face and frowning upon your lp shenanigans.


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2010-11-11 01:36:30 PM
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2010-11-11 01:37:08 PM
Which objects did you rotate today?
 
2010-11-11 01:38:09 PM
Like a record baby, right 'round, round, round.
 
2010-11-11 01:40:59 PM

Just hit the Eastside of the LBC
On a mission trying to find Mr. Warren G.
Seen a car full of girls ain't no need to tweak
All you skirts know what's up with 213

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2010-11-11 01:43:46 PM
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2010-11-11 01:47:12 PM
Seriously, folks. I leave the office for one hour - ONE HOUR! - and I find all this shiat posted all over the place!

Fired, all of you! Go home now.
 
2010-11-11 01:47:26 PM
Oh shiat, wait up! I think I'm onto something here...
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Ok, everybody close leave this thread and go do some GISing until we understand this phenomena.
 
2010-11-11 01:48:19 PM
The seventh one died of a broken neck. He wouldn't eat the oysters
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-11 01:48:32 PM
"America's present need is not heroics, but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution, but restoration."

- Warren G. Harding, Speech in Boston, 1920

\Fun Fact: Warren was drunk as a skunk on bathtub gin while giving this speech.
 
2010-11-11 01:49:21 PM
Oh man, this is serious business. They will be coming for you soon, you better go now.
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2010-11-11 01:49:51 PM
Bass. With a pick, or fingerstyle? Or is it a fish?
 
2010-11-11 01:51:08 PM
Bring back FARKTV!
 
2010-11-11 01:53:46 PM
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LP... doing it wrongly.
 
2010-11-11 01:54:27 PM
sxacho: Bring back FARKTV!

This is a sign that the end is near
 
2010-11-11 01:54:45 PM
Potato salad, macaroni salad, tuna salad, egg salad, chicken salad, greek salad, green salad - which is the champion of all the salads? Show your work and post or link recipes of your favorites.
 
2010-11-11 01:54:46 PM
with the sweat and the dead man's balls.
 
2010-11-11 01:56:17 PM
You put the lime in coconut.
 
2010-11-11 01:56:18 PM
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Sit on it...and spin!
 
2010-11-11 01:56:42 PM
2wolves: Potato salad, macaroni salad, tuna salad, egg salad, chicken salad, greek salad, green salad - which is the champion of all the salads? Show your work and post or link recipes of your favorites.

Are you like the Bubba of the saladin' bidness?
 
2010-11-11 01:57:07 PM
It's a Casio keyboard!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!
 
2010-11-11 01:59:51 PM
This is still going, huh?
 
2010-11-11 01:59:54 PM
On this day in 1912, Lazarus Long was born. Luckily, his best millenia are still ahead of him
 
2010-11-11 02:00:03 PM
AndysPhishin: 2wolves: Potato salad, macaroni salad, tuna salad, egg salad, chicken salad, greek salad, green salad - which is the champion of all the salads? Show your work and post or link recipes of your favorites.


Tossed?

/just sayin...
 
2010-11-11 02:01:15 PM
Snap to none.
 
2010-11-11 02:01:45 PM
2wolves: You put the lime in coconut.

you drink it all up
 
2010-11-11 02:01:53 PM
It was the Plebians.
 
2010-11-11 02:03:52 PM
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uh-oh, how did that get there? I am not good with computer.
 
2010-11-11 02:04:56 PM
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2010-11-11 02:05:09 PM
2wolves: On this day in 1912, Lazarus Long was born. Luckily, his best millenia are still ahead of him

Heinlein for President...no... Emperor...NO....GOD!

Wait... Does Heinlein believe in God? Meh...Magic 8 Ball says "Uncertain"

K... Heinlein for GOD Particle.
 
2010-11-11 02:06:15 PM
have you seen my basemetal?
 
2010-11-11 02:07:48 PM
medius: have you seen my basemetal?

Thank FSM, no.
 
2010-11-11 02:07:51 PM
So. YOU want Last Post....

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2010-11-11 02:09:43 PM
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2010-11-11 02:11:32 PM
medius: have you seen my basemetal?

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2010-11-11 02:12:23 PM
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It could work...
 
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