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2010-11-11 12:08:12 PM  
i91.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-11 12:08:48 PM  
Look, here's the deal, we should all work together. No one else post after me, that way I win.
 
2010-11-11 12:09:25 PM  
And, of course, the squirrels.
 
2010-11-11 12:09:50 PM  
A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
--Ogden Nash
 
2010-11-11 12:09:54 PM  
i831.photobucket.com

Veterans.

Truly, the Last Post.
 
2010-11-11 12:11:13 PM  

Larva Lump: And, of course, the squirrels.


The squirrels were already mentioned on this page.
 
2010-11-11 12:11:47 PM  
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2010-11-11 12:12:07 PM  
SQUIRREL!!

i831.photobucket.com

/woody pussy
 
2010-11-11 12:12:30 PM  
All right, STOP!


/collaborate and listen
 
2010-11-11 12:14:13 PM  

AndysPhishin: All right, STOP!


/collaborate and listen


Yeah, I tried that. No one wants to work together. Can't we all just get along?

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2010-11-11 12:14:18 PM  

m.assetbar.com

 
2010-11-11 12:15:51 PM  
i640.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-11 12:16:31 PM  
Fine then

t1.gstatic.com
 
2010-11-11 12:16:50 PM  
i640.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-11 12:18:24 PM  
t2.gstatic.com
 
2010-11-11 12:21:42 PM  
Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!
 
2010-11-11 12:22:32 PM  
I have to go to the dentist today. The whole time, I'll be thinking, "Where is basemetal?"
 
2010-11-11 12:22:48 PM  
If anyone else is reading this, my alts and I are doing a pretty good job keeping this thing alive, huh? But I doubt anyone's reading anymore as I haven't seen anyone else (other than myself) in quite a while. Too bad. This could have been fun.
 
2010-11-11 12:24:51 PM  

AndysPhishin: Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!


You are correct. Sometimes farmers markets need a good surprise restructuring.
 
2010-11-11 12:25:38 PM  
aaaaaaannnd... Scene!

OK everyone, that's a wrap! Clear the set!
 
2010-11-11 12:26:37 PM  

sxacho: If anyone else is reading this, my alts and I are doing a pretty good job keeping this thing alive, huh? But I doubt anyone's reading anymore as I haven't seen anyone else (other than myself) in quite a while. Too bad. This could have been fun.


Nope, no one here:
t3.gstatic.com
 
2010-11-11 12:26:52 PM  

Here's your glory, as promised.

img338.imageshack.us

RIP Uncle Nelson. I still miss you.

 
2010-11-11 12:27:50 PM  
198.104.191.92

Nor here.
 
2010-11-11 12:28:08 PM  

Rich Cream: Here's your glory, as promised.

img338.imageshack.us

RIP Uncle Nelson. I still miss you.


Nice. And thank you, Uncle Nelson.
 
2010-11-11 12:29:33 PM  
So its veteran's day, and I just did the LP? Sad.
 
2010-11-11 12:31:20 PM  

sxacho: Nor here.


Is that a pillow on that bed or is it a Larva Lump?
What have you two been up to?
 
2010-11-11 12:31:40 PM  
If a person posts on Fark and nobody is there to read it, does it still make someone call them a troll?
 
2010-11-11 12:32:11 PM  
I want to steal a pair of scissors from my desk at work. They are nice and made in Germany. Should I? VE
 
2010-11-11 12:33:32 PM  
Your dick: miniature toy poodle.
My dick is bigger than a googol.
 
2010-11-11 12:33:42 PM  

AndysPhishin: Marie, are you awake? Good. You look so beautiful and peaceful, you almost look dead. I'm glad because there is something that has always been very difficult for me to say. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit. I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to be able to say that. You give me confidence in myself. I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days and the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days and the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in then evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. Anyway, I've decided that tomorrow, when the time is right, I'm going to ask you to marry me, if that's o.k. with you. Just don't say anything. (no answer) You've made me very happy.


Oh pointy birds, oh pointy pointy. Anoint my head. Anointy nointy.
 
2010-11-11 12:34:19 PM  

2wolves: I want to steal a pair of scissors from my desk at work. They are nice and made in Germany. Should I? VE


If you ask your desk nicely, it probably won't object.
 
2010-11-11 12:35:18 PM  

2wolves: I want to steal a pair of scissors from my desk at work. They are nice and made in Germany. Should I? VE


Just make sure they're not left-handed. Those things were the bane of my kindergarten arts and crafts.
 
2010-11-11 12:36:01 PM  
Wait a minute...so the point is to get the LAST POST? I've been doing it wrong.
 
2010-11-11 12:36:14 PM  

goremasterfx.files.wordpress.com

 
2010-11-11 12:37:46 PM  

I served in the Army Reserves; very light duty career, with no participation in any combat-related action. Just trained and trained. Was interesting and fulfilling, but for all intents and purposes, I have virtually no veteran benefits, because I never tacked on enough continuous weeks/months of active status.

Now comes the semi/attention-whoring part where I do show and tell. I pulled the certificates, below, out of storage, dusted them off as well as possible, and I'll frame them and stick 'em up at my place of business. They make for excellent conversation pieces.

I am self-respecting of the moderate military service that I performed. During that service, I came to truly understand and respect the sacrifices that combat soldiers made in order to further establish and secure our rights and privileges. Veterans Day is important, because, annually, it focuses attention on the military's important role in our country's growth and security.

If any hard-core military men and/or women read this post, and look at the certificates, understand that I mean only to familiarize readers with some of the methods that the military uses to bring morale to a high level. I hold my modest achievements in the Army Reserves in high regard, and I hold all veterans who were honorably discharged or who died in theatre, also, in very high regard. Fin.


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LAST POST

 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-11 12:37:55 PM  
"Men willingly believe what they wish."

- Julius Caesar

\Fun Fact: Julius' nickname was "Orange".
 
2010-11-11 12:38:31 PM  
Your dick is one-eight fun size.
Don't know where mine's been, but I see that it's won first prize.
 
2010-11-11 12:39:15 PM  
Ewoks make good ATST SLOP.
 
2010-11-11 12:40:52 PM  

2wolves: I want to steal a pair of scissors from my desk at work. They are nice and made in Germany. Should I? VE


Why stop there?
 
2010-11-11 12:41:32 PM  
i63.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-11 12:42:27 PM  
OK, I'm going to lunch. Everybody take a break until the thread is closed.
 
2010-11-11 12:42:32 PM  
img.fark.net

check out this image I found online somewhere.

/HOT


Now wouldn't it be funny if this was the last post? Just sit there and think about what that would mean. Really, just sit there.
 
2010-11-11 12:43:26 PM  

The Mad Fapper: 2wolves: I want to steal a pair of scissors from my desk at work. They are nice and made in Germany. Should I? VE

Why stop there?


I really don't need anything else.
 
2010-11-11 12:44:13 PM  
You are absolutely right! That would be really funny!
 
2010-11-11 12:44:56 PM  
My dick, tis but a fraction
Your dick gets its yearly action?
 
2010-11-11 12:45:18 PM  

All Latest: You are absolutely right! That would be really funny!


See? Told ya.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-11 12:46:45 PM  
"To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady."

- Wilson Mizner

\Fun Fact: Mizner enjoyed 'pocket pool' so much he started his own sports equipment company so everyone would have balls.
 
2010-11-11 12:46:58 PM  

www.nataliedee.com

 
2010-11-11 12:47:33 PM  

Rich Cream: check out this image I found online somewhere.

/HOT


Now wouldn't it be funny if this was the last post? Just sit there and think about what that would mean. Really, just sit there.


Good point. Either that or an examiner.com link.
 
2010-11-11 12:48:12 PM  

surreal-reality.net

 
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