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2010-11-11 11:36:58 AM  
So, other than that Mrs. Onasis-Kennedy, how was the trip to Dallas?
 
2010-11-11 11:37:48 AM  
t2.gstatic.com

*shrug*
 
2010-11-11 11:40:14 AM  
bessyglass: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: bessyglass: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Anarchy?

Does not mean what most people think it means.

Most people think it means bedlam. But it doesn't.
I myself have 0 respect for government. I call myself an anarchist.

exactly.


Have you heard of the free state project?
 
2010-11-11 11:41:21 AM  
[lastpost.winner]
 
2010-11-11 11:42:22 AM  
news.premiere.com

If you post here again, I will chop you into tiny bits or maybe make you watch The Witches of Eastwick
 
2010-11-11 11:45:01 AM  
i56.tinypic.com

i52.tinypic.com
 
2010-11-11 11:46:12 AM  
That's what I've been tryin to tell ya butt breath,
there ain't no freakin french fries!
 
2010-11-11 11:47:59 AM  
Frosty_Icehole: That's what I've been tryin to tell ya butt breath,
there ain't no freakin french fries!


Well done
 
2010-11-11 11:50:04 AM  
"Well, it looks like the designers at Fark heard my complaints about their Scott Pilgrim trivia game being too easy. Now they've added a Hardcore Mode, and I haven't been able to beat it, even when I tried to cheat"
 
2010-11-11 11:55:59 AM  
2wolves: "Well, it looks like the designers at Fark heard my complaints about their Scott Pilgrim trivia game being too easy. Now they've added a Hardcore Mode, and I haven't been able to beat it, even when I tried to cheat"

Thanks for the notice. Now I know how to spend my workday!
 
2010-11-11 11:56:26 AM  
i797.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-11 11:56:35 AM  
This veterans day do remember not only those who were killed, but those who are forgotten. My great uncle Dave was in World War 2 and now he's in a nursing home pretty much with no idea who he is. Nobody visits him because he alienated himself from his family, which granted is entirely his fault but it's still sad. Then there's the veterans of numerous wars including current ones with PTSD who are not receiving the treatment they need. This country should take better care of its vets.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-11 11:57:29 AM  
"Men's natures are alike, it is their habits that carry them far apart."

- Confucius

\Fun Fact: Confucius is credited with popularizing the trend of burping and farting simultaneously.
 
2010-11-11 12:00:11 PM  
My dear family, guess what. Today I found out what my special purpose is for. Gosh what a great time I had. I wish my whole family could have been here with me. Maybe some other time as I intend to do this a lot. Every chance I get. I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty promised me a blow job. Your loving son, Navin.
 
2010-11-11 12:00:17 PM  
usera.imagecave.com
 
2010-11-11 12:03:44 PM  
Finally! The end!
 
2010-11-11 12:04:02 PM  
*WHEW* I'm glad that's over with.
 
2010-11-11 12:04:22 PM  
This thread is like that one time I was punished by the gods for giving man fire.
 
2010-11-11 12:05:25 PM  
Frosty_Icehole: This thread is like that one time I was punished by the gods for giving man fire.

coconutheadsets.com
 
2010-11-11 12:05:44 PM  
Marie, are you awake? Good. You look so beautiful and peaceful, you almost look dead. I'm glad because there is something that has always been very difficult for me to say. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit. I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to be able to say that. You give me confidence in myself. I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days and the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days and the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in then evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. Anyway, I've decided that tomorrow, when the time is right, I'm going to ask you to marry me, if that's o.k. with you. Just don't say anything. (no answer) You've made me very happy.
 
2010-11-11 12:06:38 PM  
I made it to last post!
 
2010-11-11 12:08:12 PM  
i91.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-11 12:08:48 PM  
Look, here's the deal, we should all work together. No one else post after me, that way I win.
 
2010-11-11 12:09:25 PM  
And, of course, the squirrels.
 
2010-11-11 12:09:50 PM  
A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
--Ogden Nash
 
2010-11-11 12:09:54 PM  
i831.photobucket.com

Veterans.

Truly, the Last Post.
 
2010-11-11 12:11:13 PM  
Larva Lump: And, of course, the squirrels.

The squirrels were already mentioned on this page.
 
2010-11-11 12:11:47 PM  
img.fark.com
 
2010-11-11 12:12:07 PM  
SQUIRREL!!

i831.photobucket.com

/woody pussy
 
2010-11-11 12:12:30 PM  
All right, STOP!


/collaborate and listen
 
2010-11-11 12:14:13 PM  
AndysPhishin: All right, STOP!


/collaborate and listen


Yeah, I tried that. No one wants to work together. Can't we all just get along?

t1.gstatic.com
 
2010-11-11 12:14:18 PM  
m.assetbar.com
 
2010-11-11 12:15:51 PM  
i640.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-11 12:16:31 PM  
Fine then

t1.gstatic.com
 
2010-11-11 12:16:50 PM  
i640.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-11 12:18:24 PM  
t2.gstatic.com
 
2010-11-11 12:21:42 PM  
Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!
 
2010-11-11 12:22:32 PM  
I have to go to the dentist today. The whole time, I'll be thinking, "Where is basemetal?"
 
2010-11-11 12:22:48 PM  
If anyone else is reading this, my alts and I are doing a pretty good job keeping this thing alive, huh? But I doubt anyone's reading anymore as I haven't seen anyone else (other than myself) in quite a while. Too bad. This could have been fun.
 
2010-11-11 12:24:51 PM  
AndysPhishin: Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!

You are correct. Sometimes farmers markets need a good surprise restructuring.
 
2010-11-11 12:25:38 PM  
aaaaaaannnd... Scene!

OK everyone, that's a wrap! Clear the set!
 
2010-11-11 12:26:37 PM  
sxacho: If anyone else is reading this, my alts and I are doing a pretty good job keeping this thing alive, huh? But I doubt anyone's reading anymore as I haven't seen anyone else (other than myself) in quite a while. Too bad. This could have been fun.

Nope, no one here:
t3.gstatic.com
 
2010-11-11 12:26:52 PM  
Here's your glory, as promised.

img338.imageshack.us

RIP Uncle Nelson. I still miss you.
 
2010-11-11 12:27:50 PM  
198.104.191.92

Nor here.
 
2010-11-11 12:28:08 PM  
Rich Cream: Here's your glory, as promised.

img338.imageshack.us

RIP Uncle Nelson. I still miss you.


Nice. And thank you, Uncle Nelson.
 
2010-11-11 12:29:33 PM  
So its veteran's day, and I just did the LP? Sad.
 
2010-11-11 12:31:20 PM  
sxacho: Nor here.

Is that a pillow on that bed or is it a Larva Lump?
What have you two been up to?
 
2010-11-11 12:31:40 PM  
If a person posts on Fark and nobody is there to read it, does it still make someone call them a troll?
 
2010-11-11 12:32:11 PM  
I want to steal a pair of scissors from my desk at work. They are nice and made in Germany. Should I? VE
 
2010-11-11 12:33:32 PM  
Your dick: miniature toy poodle.
My dick is bigger than a googol.
 
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