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2010-11-11 09:00:51 AM
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2010-11-11 09:05:24 AM
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#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-11 09:06:33 AM
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."

- Sigmund Freud

\Fun Fact: Sid and Marty Krofft turned Freud's autobiography into a Saturday morning series. Freud played the part of 'Slurp' in 'Sigmund and the Sea Monsters'.
 
2010-11-11 09:06:44 AM
"Well, sir, they roosted around here on the housetop and the trees for an hour, and guffawed over that thing like human beings. It ain't any use to tell me a bluejay hasn't got a sense of humor, because I know better. And memory, too. They brought jays here from all over the United States to look down that hole, every summer for three years. Other birds, too. And they could all see the point except an owl that come from Nova Scotia to visit the Yo Semite, and he took this thing in on his way back. He said he couldn't see anything funny in it. But then he was a good deal disappointed about Yo Semite, too."
 
2010-11-11 09:07:19 AM
Leggsd Post. Don't shoot your eye out...

i466.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-11 09:10:49 AM
I'd never belong to a club that would have someone like ME as a member. - Groucho Marx
 
2010-11-11 09:11:10 AM
Before you lays the end of the road, and in clear sight the last post dug into the ground on the cliff's edge beckons ominously. To the east is a random quote with misinformation. From the west an army of memes approaches. Various snippets from books and movies circle overhead. Behind you in the distance you notice once again the unmistakable mating call of the Wild Goatsee and realize it is closing in. What will you do?

To set a trap for the Wild Goatsee, turn to page 44
To face the meme army head on, turn to page 65
To ask the random quote for directions, turn to page 26
To investigate the last post, turn to page potato
 
2010-11-11 09:12:00 AM
My cat just pooped and it REALLY stinks!
 
2010-11-11 09:15:30 AM
No'a, you notta gonna winna' da Last'a Post'a. Wassa matta', U Cry?
i466.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-11 09:21:46 AM
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2010-11-11 09:21:51 AM
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2010-11-11 09:22:43 AM
The previous post was the least post.
 
2010-11-11 09:22:50 AM
i466.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-11 09:22:57 AM
I have yogurt induced flatulence this morning and someone keeps returning to the paper cutter right outside of my cube. There is a demon from beyond that now lurks in my depths. Born in the kitchen of a Denny's, bathed in the nightmares of various cheeses and expired meats, it is waiting to be released into this dimension and has only one desire... to kill.

Should I?
 
2010-11-11 09:25:10 AM
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2010-11-11 09:26:37 AM
Frosty_Icehole: Should I?

If you have to ask, you are not ready to bear such evil.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-11 09:26:42 AM
"I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today."

- Will Rogers

\Fun Fact: Will Rogers was an investor in "hands-free" stereoscope pron.
 
2010-11-11 09:27:45 AM
Veterans endured much and sacrificed much, sometimes their lives. Again, Veterans Day is today. No snark. Just observance.

i466.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-11 09:28:23 AM
basemetal: Frosty_Icehole: Should I?

If you have to ask, you are not ready to bear such evil.


It was more of a rectorical question...
 
2010-11-11 09:28:25 AM
STOP STEALING MY LAST POST GODDAMMIT.
 
2010-11-11 09:29:55 AM
Mayhem of the Black Underclass: STOP STEALING MY LAST POST GODDAMMIT.

OK, sorry.


/oops
 
2010-11-11 09:30:20 AM
i466.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-11 09:31:10 AM
Lessee -> www.macgregoss.eq.edu.au <- Lessor

The lessor of two wevils?
 
2010-11-11 09:32:03 AM
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SHOUTING.
 
2010-11-11 09:33:46 AM
i466.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-11 09:34:30 AM
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things: Of shoes, and ships,
and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings.
And why the sea is boiling hot,
and whether pigs have wings."
 
2010-11-11 09:35:55 AM
Mayhem of the Black Underclass: I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SHOUTING.

I DO IT BECAUSE I'M AN ATTENSHUN HORE!
 
2010-11-11 09:36:36 AM
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2010-11-11 09:37:40 AM
farking cabbages and kings, how do they work?
 
2010-11-11 09:39:06 AM
nekom: farking cabbages and kings, how do they work?

tHEY DON'T
 
2010-11-11 09:40:49 AM
This thread...
Just got real.
 
2010-11-11 09:41:38 AM
www.ww1-ww2-commemorations.com

Happy Veterans Day!
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-11 09:41:47 AM
"All that really belongs to us is time; even he who has nothing else has that."

- Baltasar Gracian

\Fun Fact: Baltasar betrayed his people during negotiations with the Cylon Empire.
 
2010-11-11 09:43:27 AM
nekom: farking cabbages and kings, how do they work?

magnates
 
2010-11-11 09:47:37 AM
Frosty_Icehole

nekom: farking cabbages and kings, how do they work?

magnates


Good one.
 
2010-11-11 09:51:51 AM
"I lie to to lie with. Come, I'll die on your lap. Sit."

-Hambone

Fun fact: My stinky pinky's in your jinky slinky, knuckle deep, while you sleep the sleep of lions that have devoured all the sheep.
 
2010-11-11 09:52:41 AM
oh hai guyz, surely you didn't miss dis anigif thread^, right? LGT Fark thread, but do see TFA. Srsly.
 
2010-11-11 09:54:58 AM
Dustin' off an old one for re-use. PIZAAA...lookin' at U
i466.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-11 10:03:08 AM
I was just thinking. Those anigif movie pages were superb and quite sophisticated, like me.
i466.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-11 10:04:45 AM
"Let me help you."
"What do you think you're doing?"
"Covering your wound."
"My wound is lower"
"We don't want an infection to spread."
"I'll spread your head open!"
 
2010-11-11 10:05:13 AM
You who choose to lead must follow
But if you fall, you fall alone
If you should stand, then who's to guide you?
If I knew the way, I would take you home.

-Hunter / Garcia
 
2010-11-11 10:14:06 AM
Today is the slowest day ever.
 
2010-11-11 10:14:38 AM
"NOTICE

The views expressed in this book are those of the author, and do not necessarily reflect the policy of the publisher. As a matter of fact, the only policy of the publisher is to sell enough books to be able to retire from publishing and get into some business where he doesn't have to have dealings with every crackpot who happens to have access to a typewriter."
 
2010-11-11 10:17:13 AM
29.media.tumblr.com

Once I get home every one of these biatches is getting rehosted...meantime: hot link is hot
 
2010-11-11 10:17:31 AM
Where's Waldo?

thm-a02.yimg.com
 
2010-11-11 10:21:59 AM
Gronk
Gonk
Gnk?
 
2010-11-11 10:22:07 AM
harrumph
 
2010-11-11 10:23:05 AM
Anarchy? You and me? Baby?
 
2010-11-11 10:25:04 AM
Big Gulp, eh? Well, see ya later!
 
2010-11-11 10:27:57 AM
Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Anarchy?

Does not mean what most people think it means.
 
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