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2010-11-11 09:05:24 AM
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-11 09:06:33 AM  
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."

- Sigmund Freud

\Fun Fact: Sid and Marty Krofft turned Freud's autobiography into a Saturday morning series. Freud played the part of 'Slurp' in 'Sigmund and the Sea Monsters'.
2010-11-11 09:06:44 AM  
"Well, sir, they roosted around here on the housetop and the trees for an hour, and guffawed over that thing like human beings. It ain't any use to tell me a bluejay hasn't got a sense of humor, because I know better. And memory, too. They brought jays here from all over the United States to look down that hole, every summer for three years. Other birds, too. And they could all see the point except an owl that come from Nova Scotia to visit the Yo Semite, and he took this thing in on his way back. He said he couldn't see anything funny in it. But then he was a good deal disappointed about Yo Semite, too."
2010-11-11 09:07:19 AM  

Leggsd Post. Don't shoot your eye out...

2010-11-11 09:10:49 AM  
I'd never belong to a club that would have someone like ME as a member. - Groucho Marx
2010-11-11 09:11:10 AM  
Before you lays the end of the road, and in clear sight the last post dug into the ground on the cliff's edge beckons ominously. To the east is a random quote with misinformation. From the west an army of memes approaches. Various snippets from books and movies circle overhead. Behind you in the distance you notice once again the unmistakable mating call of the Wild Goatsee and realize it is closing in. What will you do?

To set a trap for the Wild Goatsee, turn to page 44
To face the meme army head on, turn to page 65
To ask the random quote for directions, turn to page 26
To investigate the last post, turn to page potato
2010-11-11 09:12:00 AM  
My cat just pooped and it REALLY stinks!
2010-11-11 09:15:30 AM  

No'a, you notta gonna winna' da Last'a Post'a. Wassa matta', U Cry?

2010-11-11 09:21:46 AM  


2010-11-11 09:21:51 AM

2010-11-11 09:22:43 AM  
The previous post was the least post.
2010-11-11 09:22:50 AM

2010-11-11 09:22:57 AM  
I have yogurt induced flatulence this morning and someone keeps returning to the paper cutter right outside of my cube. There is a demon from beyond that now lurks in my depths. Born in the kitchen of a Denny's, bathed in the nightmares of various cheeses and expired meats, it is waiting to be released into this dimension and has only one desire... to kill.

Should I?
2010-11-11 09:25:10 AM
2010-11-11 09:26:37 AM  

Frosty_Icehole: Should I?

If you have to ask, you are not ready to bear such evil.
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-11 09:26:42 AM  
"I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today."

- Will Rogers

\Fun Fact: Will Rogers was an investor in "hands-free" stereoscope pron.
2010-11-11 09:27:45 AM  

Veterans endured much and sacrificed much, sometimes their lives. Again, Veterans Day is today. No snark. Just observance.

2010-11-11 09:28:23 AM  

basemetal: Frosty_Icehole: Should I?

If you have to ask, you are not ready to bear such evil.

It was more of a rectorical question...
2010-11-11 09:28:25 AM  
2010-11-11 09:29:55 AM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: STOP STEALING MY LAST POST GODDAMMIT.

OK, sorry.

2010-11-11 09:30:20 AM

2010-11-11 09:31:10 AM  

Lessee -> <- Lessor

The lessor of two wevils?

2010-11-11 09:32:03 AM  
2010-11-11 09:33:46 AM

2010-11-11 09:34:30 AM  
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things: Of shoes, and ships,
and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings.
And why the sea is boiling hot,
and whether pigs have wings."
2010-11-11 09:35:55 AM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SHOUTING.


2010-11-11 09:36:36 AM

2010-11-11 09:37:40 AM  
farking cabbages and kings, how do they work?
2010-11-11 09:39:06 AM  

nekom: farking cabbages and kings, how do they work?

2010-11-11 09:40:49 AM  
This thread...
Just got real.
2010-11-11 09:41:38 AM

Happy Veterans Day!
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-11 09:41:47 AM  
"All that really belongs to us is time; even he who has nothing else has that."

- Baltasar Gracian

\Fun Fact: Baltasar betrayed his people during negotiations with the Cylon Empire.
2010-11-11 09:43:27 AM  

nekom: farking cabbages and kings, how do they work?

2010-11-11 09:47:37 AM  

nekom: farking cabbages and kings, how do they work?


Good one.
2010-11-11 09:51:51 AM  
"I lie to to lie with. Come, I'll die on your lap. Sit."


Fun fact: My stinky pinky's in your jinky slinky, knuckle deep, while you sleep the sleep of lions that have devoured all the sheep.
2010-11-11 09:52:41 AM  
oh hai guyz, surely you didn't miss dis anigif thread^, right? LGT Fark thread, but do see TFA. Srsly.
2010-11-11 09:54:58 AM  

Dustin' off an old one for re-use. PIZAAA...lookin' at U

2010-11-11 10:03:08 AM  

I was just thinking. Those anigif movie pages were superb and quite sophisticated, like me.

2010-11-11 10:04:45 AM  
"Let me help you."
"What do you think you're doing?"
"Covering your wound."
"My wound is lower"
"We don't want an infection to spread."
"I'll spread your head open!"
2010-11-11 10:05:13 AM  
You who choose to lead must follow
But if you fall, you fall alone
If you should stand, then who's to guide you?
If I knew the way, I would take you home.

-Hunter / Garcia
2010-11-11 10:14:06 AM  
Today is the slowest day ever.
2010-11-11 10:14:38 AM  

The views expressed in this book are those of the author, and do not necessarily reflect the policy of the publisher. As a matter of fact, the only policy of the publisher is to sell enough books to be able to retire from publishing and get into some business where he doesn't have to have dealings with every crackpot who happens to have access to a typewriter."
2010-11-11 10:17:13 AM

Once I get home every one of these biatches is getting rehosted...meantime: hot link is hot
2010-11-11 10:17:31 AM  

Where's Waldo?

2010-11-11 10:21:59 AM  
2010-11-11 10:22:07 AM  
2010-11-11 10:23:05 AM  
Anarchy? You and me? Baby?
2010-11-11 10:25:04 AM  
Big Gulp, eh? Well, see ya later!
2010-11-11 10:27:57 AM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Anarchy?

Does not mean what most people think it means.
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-11 10:28:10 AM  
"Not even the gods fight against necessity."

- Simonides, Greek poet (556 BC - 468 BC)

\Fun Fact: A stickler for cleanliness, Simonides started a car wash company.
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