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2010-11-11 03:22:08 AM  

I don't have time for this crap right now. Maybe later. Here's a new gif I just made. Now you all can just STFU.

darog.smbks.net
 
2010-11-11 03:25:25 AM  
dudes... my favorite4 muse just broke =(
you guys suck.
>.<
 
2010-11-11 03:28:01 AM  
favorite mouse....
damn preview. fail
 
2010-11-11 03:39:05 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-11 04:13:49 AM  
"The past is but the past of a beginning."

- H. G. Wells

\Fun Fact: H.G. Wells created the first "pop-up book" for children using thin sheets of tin and wood, this later became the mouse trap used in homes today.
 
2010-11-11 04:18:36 AM  
#2: "The past is but the past of a beginning."

- H. G. Wells

\Fun Fact: H.G. Wells created the first "pop-up book" for children using thin sheets of tin and wood, this later became the mouse trap used in homes today.


Hari Seldon, and the Selenites approve.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-11 04:44:44 AM  
"Jealousy is all the fun you think they had."

- Erica Jong

\Fun Fact: Ms. Jong created the 'Dear Abby' column in 1956 to spread gossip anonymously across the nation, the precursor to modern 'social networking' sites.
 
2010-11-11 05:17:12 AM  
(let* ( ( x '("never" ("last" "you" "post") "mine"))) (cons (car (cadr x) ) (caddr (cadr x)) ))
 
2010-11-11 05:40:03 AM  
Behold!

I have posted last.

/Steve, send the phone spiders.
 
2010-11-11 05:47:37 AM  
Duly noted Dr. Weird.
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-11-11 05:48:23 AM  
goat oo bed.
 
2010-11-11 05:54:28 AM  
lamb YY couch
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-11 06:11:48 AM  
"College isn't the place to go for ideas."

- Helen Keller

\Fun Fact: Keller helped manufacture college-ruled notepad paper and the "Mr. Microphone" for Ronco Products.
 
2010-11-11 06:23:29 AM  
Last post, biatches
 
2010-11-11 06:34:25 AM  
I think not.
 
2010-11-11 07:03:58 AM  
i364.photobucket.com
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-11 07:04:47 AM  
"Art is born of the observation and investigation of nature."

- Cicero

\Fun Fact: Cicero was first to discover Klingons around Uranus.
 
2010-11-11 07:18:44 AM  
#2: "Art is born of the observation and investigation of nature."

- Cicero

www.posterart.com
 
2010-11-11 07:19:42 AM  
Veterans Day. No snark. It's today.

i466.photobucket.com
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-11 07:33:56 AM  
"The music at a wedding procession always reminds me of the music of soldiers going into battle."

- Heinrich Heine, German critic & poet (1797 - 1856)

\Fun Fact: HEINE regularly brewed beer for his brother KEN.
 
2010-11-11 07:40:39 AM  
To play us out?
What does that mean?
farkin' thing sucks!
 
2010-11-11 07:40:54 AM  
jaythebrb: i did say "silly", right?

No, you said silly, not "silly."

/SILLY
//I said "No, you said silly, not 'silly.'"
///and you might say "That's what I said, when you said 'No, you said silly, not "silly"'"

But you probably won't
 
2010-11-11 07:48:27 AM  
A WINRAR IS ME
 
2010-11-11 07:53:50 AM  
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2010-11-11 07:54:50 AM  
i466.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-11 08:06:00 AM  
See me about this message.
 
2010-11-11 08:10:18 AM  
Last Post
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-11 08:14:14 AM  
"The future ain't what it used to be."

- Yogi Berra

\Fun Fact: Yogi Berra stumbled upon the idea of a picnic basket while threading a baseball mitt.
 
2010-11-11 08:18:11 AM  
Wear some golf shoes, otherwise we'll never get out of this place alive. Impossible to walk in this last post.
 
2010-11-11 08:18:38 AM  
hey guys what's going on in this thread
 
2010-11-11 08:23:32 AM  
#2: "The future ain't what it used to be."

- Yogi Berra

\Fun Fact: Yogi Berra stumbled upon the idea of a picnic basket while threading a baseball mitt.


The future will be better tomorrow. - Dan Quayle
 
2010-11-11 08:27:09 AM  
Is this thread ever going to end?
 
2010-11-11 08:27:48 AM  
nekom: #2: "The future ain't what it used to be."

- Yogi Berra

\Fun Fact: Yogi Berra stumbled upon the idea of a picnic basket while threading a baseball mitt.

The future will be better tomorrow. - Dan Quayle


An armed society is a polite society. - Robert A. Heinlein
 
2010-11-11 08:34:38 AM  
Whew! I made it back just in time for the last post!
 
2010-11-11 08:35:23 AM  
Frosty_Icehole: nekom: #2: "The future ain't what it used to be."

- Yogi Berra

\Fun Fact: Yogi Berra stumbled upon the idea of a picnic basket while threading a baseball mitt.

The future will be better tomorrow. - Dan Quayle

An armed society is a polite society. - Robert A. Heinlein


meh, you're all a bunch of tards. -basemetsl
 
2010-11-11 08:40:11 AM  
Dear Mum,

Day three of the battle for LP #300. The going is tough, and many browsers have crashed and burned. I have been lucky so far by reducing the amount of comments I view at the same time.

I question the direction humanity is taking as we slowly descend to spider-warfare. The cute and fuzzy lolcats had little effect on the majority, and the early squibblers have already exhausted their supply of "Last Post" pictures. I fear the end in store will currently exaust the supply of meme's from Fark, Reddit, and /b/.

For now, I go back into battle, F5 at the ready with a side of Coffee with Mountain Dew as my creamer (It adds awesome to coffee). I pray we do not fight the 4chan crowd, as the few survivors there are now will lose to them.

Until Next time,

tdyak
/waffles.
 
2010-11-11 08:40:11 AM  
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2010-11-11 08:41:40 AM  
basemetal: Frosty_Icehole: nekom: #2: "The future ain't what it used to be."

- Yogi Berra

\Fun Fact: Yogi Berra stumbled upon the idea of a picnic basket while threading a baseball mitt.

The future will be better tomorrow. - Dan Quayle

An armed society is a polite society. - Robert A. Heinlein

meh, you're all a bunch of tards. -basemetsl


sum peepul kan't evun spel there owen handul write! - Frotsy Ihcolee
 
2010-11-11 08:43:06 AM  
Midget Chinese fisherman scare the koi.
 
2010-11-11 08:43:11 AM  
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#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-11 08:43:51 AM  
"I have seen the future and it doesn't work."

- Robert Fulford

\Fun Fact: Fulford created a weather machine that sends cold fronts from Canada's Alberta region into the patriotic American Heartland.
 
2010-11-11 08:47:34 AM  
img118.imageshack.us
 
2010-11-11 08:48:17 AM  
There is a single light of science and to brighten it anywhere is to brighten it everywhere - Isaac Asimov

You would make a ship sail against the winds and currents by lighting a bonfire under her deck? I have no time for such nonsense! - Napoleon

So Carnegie wants to meet? Tell him I'll meet him in hell, which is where we're both going. - Henry Clay Frick

An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit. - Pliny the Younger
 
2010-11-11 08:50:21 AM  
Look. All I want is someone to listen. Since I have lost my wits, no one has payed attention to me. The simplest and most earnest pleas have even gone unanswered.

Pray every day you do not end up like me! On many medications I spend my days and my mind froths with confusion. Some say things will get better but I do not believe the falsehoods of the Antarctic Fungus Brigade of Centipede Wranglers. There's gotta be salvation at the end of this dark tunnel!
 
2010-11-11 08:50:52 AM  
I give up. Good luck.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-11 08:54:00 AM  
"God is always on the side of the big battalions."

- Voltaire

\Fun Fact: Voltaire created 5 lions that can assemble into a huge mechanical warrior possessing a Blazing Sword.
 
2010-11-11 08:57:08 AM  
This... is from... Matilda. - Leon
 
2010-11-11 08:59:11 AM  
"I pointed out a window. 'Does that look like November? Or New York?'
While he was gawking at new buds and spring weather, I reopened the
case, took out a packet of hundred-dollar bills, checked that the
numbers and signatures were compatible with 1963. The Temporal Bureau
doesn't care how much you spend (it costs nothing) but they don't like
unnecessary anachronisms. Too many mistakes, and a general court-martial
will exile you for a year in a nasty period, say 1974 with its strict
rationing and forced labor. I never make such mistakes; the money was okay."
 
2010-11-11 09:00:37 AM  
img183.imageshack.us
 
2010-11-11 09:00:51 AM  
i466.photobucket.com
 
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