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2010-11-10 04:03:31 PM  

no.

 
2010-11-10 04:03:43 PM  
Wow, I'm glad that's over. I haven't moved in days.
 
2010-11-10 04:04:19 PM  
There can be only one
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2010-11-10 04:05:00 PM  
Now for something completely horrible I give you (please take them)

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#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-10 04:08:14 PM  
"We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything."

- Thomas A. Edison

\Fun Fact: Edison was the first inventor to distill "derp" for human consumption.
 
2010-11-10 04:08:45 PM  

BOSCO

 
2010-11-10 04:08:54 PM  
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2010-11-10 04:10:12 PM  
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2010-11-10 04:17:46 PM  
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2010-11-10 04:18:01 PM  

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2010-11-10 04:18:55 PM  
Shucks
 
2010-11-10 04:20:46 PM  
Like this?
 
2010-11-10 04:21:24 PM  

i466.photobucket.com

 
2010-11-10 04:21:30 PM  
No
 
2010-11-10 04:22:11 PM  
Looks like I'm winning yet again... you guys suck
 
2010-11-10 04:24:59 PM  

No! I want Last Post!

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#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-10 04:26:01 PM  
"There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking."

- Thomas A. Edison

\Fun Fact: Edison patented the 'Politics Tab' in 1910 (it became public domain in 1985 just before the internet boom. Coincidence?)
 
2010-11-10 04:27:01 PM  

I NEED Last Post!

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2010-11-10 04:27:06 PM  
Meanwhile back in Frostbite Falls, our heroes have ran into a pickle. They have been trapped in a cave for three weeks with three doors, two which lead to certain death. Boris Badenov, with the help of the cunning Natasha Fatale, have come up with an ingenious plan to "reverse" the flow of Frostbite falls and send it cascading towards the town. What will be the outcome? Join us next time for "Popsicle Village", or "Chilean Cave Racoon with Moose sauce"
 
2010-11-10 04:28:51 PM  
Where are my minions with my syrup?
 
2010-11-10 04:29:20 PM  
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2010-11-10 04:30:25 PM  
this thread's gone to pi
 
2010-11-10 04:32:06 PM  
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2010-11-10 04:33:00 PM  

medius: this thread's gone to pi


Mmmmm...Pi.....
 
2010-11-10 04:34:29 PM  

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2010-11-10 04:35:21 PM  
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2010-11-10 04:35:31 PM  

lantawa: I NEED Last Post!


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LP NOT YOURS; YOU CANNOT HAVE.

 
2010-11-10 04:36:39 PM  
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2010-11-10 04:37:57 PM  
It's four in the morning, the end of December
I'm writing you now just to see if you're better
New York is cold, but I like where I'm living
There's music on Clinton Street all through the evening.

I hear that you're building your little house deep in the desert
You're living for nothing now, I hope you're keeping some kind of record.

Yes, and Jane came by with a lock of your hair
She said that you gave it to her
That night that you planned to go clear
Did you ever go clear?

Ah, the last time we saw you you looked so much older
Your famous blue raincoat was torn at the shoulder
You'd been to the station to meet every train
And you came home without Lili Marlene

And you treated my woman to a flake of your life
And when she came back she was nobody's wife.

Well I see you there with the rose in your teeth
One more thin gypsy thief
Well I see Jane's awake --

She sends her regards.
And what can I tell you my brother, my killer
What can I possibly say?
I guess that I miss you, I guess I forgive you
I'm glad you stood in my way.

If you ever come by here, for Jane or for me
Your enemy is sleeping, and his woman is free.

Yes, and thanks, for the trouble you took from her eyes
I thought it was there for good so I never tried.

And Jane came by with a lock of your hair
She said that you gave it to her
That night that you planned to go clear

-- Sincerely, L. Cohen
 
2010-11-10 04:40:05 PM  

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I also make sure to flip off mirrors and ceiling vents, just to be sure I get my point across.
 
2010-11-10 04:42:24 PM  
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2010-11-10 04:43:16 PM  

1.bp.blogspot.com
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#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-10 04:43:24 PM  
"The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will interest her or his patients in the care of the human frame, in a proper diet, and in the cause and prevention of disease."

- Thomas A. Edison

\Fun Fact: Edison coined the phrase "Go be fat somewhere else" in 1875 during a failed courting ritual.
 
2010-11-10 04:44:11 PM  
And so he says to me, you want to be a bad guy? and I say Yeah Baby! I want to be bad! I says Churchill space ponies I'm making gravy without the lumps! Ah ha ha ha ha haaaaa!!!!!
 
2010-11-10 04:45:07 PM  
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2010-11-10 04:46:16 PM  
And he says to me, he says to me, you got Style, baby! but if you're gonna to be a real villain you gotta get a gimmick...and so I go I says Yeah Baby! A gimmick, that's it! High Explosives! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!
 
2010-11-10 04:46:29 PM  
Are we done yet?
 
2010-11-10 04:47:20 PM  
Yeah! Keep playing with fire, superpants, you don't know how much fire you're playing with! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
 
2010-11-10 04:47:53 PM  
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2010-11-10 04:48:42 PM  
Yay I won!
 
2010-11-10 04:48:50 PM  
So he says to me, you gotta do something smart, baby, something big! He says you want to be a supervillain, right, and I go yeah baby, yeah yeah! What do I gotta do? He says you got bombs, blow up the Comet Club, it's packed with superheroes...you'll go down in supervillain history and I go Yeah baby 'cause I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight!!! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
 
2010-11-10 04:49:02 PM  
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2010-11-10 04:50:15 PM  
And so he says to me, you got legs, baby, you're everywhere...you're all over the place! Yeah!
 
2010-11-10 04:50:50 PM  
i843.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-10 04:51:43 PM  
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2010-11-10 04:52:06 PM  
I just, uh, I just uh, wanted to use, the uh, and so he says Evil's OK in by my book what about yours and I go Yeah Baby Yeah! Yeah! I just wanted to uh, wash my hands...
 
2010-11-10 04:53:46 PM  

Son, you got a panty on your head.

 
2010-11-10 04:54:40 PM  
Oh, that's just uh, Boom Baby Boom! I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight!
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-11-10 04:55:39 PM  
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it."

- Mark Twain

\Fun Fact: Twain was the first to pour a beer onto a grave in honor of his "homie".
 
2010-11-10 04:56:38 PM  
Eat my smoke, copper! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
 
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