Great, now maybe he can really start to reform public schools phys ed and get this nations obesity rates down.

Mongol General: Conan, what is best in life?

Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

Sure he is no Ronnie, but then Ronnie probably uses more winstrol and Deca than the Oak, Dave Drapper and Franco combined. Anyone can get big and freaky if they inject, eat tons and lift heavy.

I hope he ready for the barrage of reports of his sexual indiscretions that will come out once he enters the race. Ahnold's reported touchy-feeliness around pretty females makes Bill Clinton look like Antonin Scalia.

It's just too bad he's a Republican instead of, oh, say, a Nihilist. Who really imagines Arnold as being conservative? Whenever I see the guy he is kicking puppies and blowing little kids. Up, I mean. Pervs.

Jessie Ventura, part two....

This is not news. He *may* run. He hasn't yet announced that he will. People have been speculating on this for years.

If I lived in California, I'd vote for whoever ran against him because he stated on his website that a vampire could kick a werewolf's ass.

uillchi I haven't heard of his indiscretions, can you tell any more, or do you have any links.

uh, a Vampire _would_ kick a werewolves ass. vampires are lords of the undead with mystical powers. werewolves a farking stupid ass beagle.

Nazi party like his father?

Ah vill terminate ahll of mah politikal ahponnents!!

This has a cool tag............ why?

I am so tired of mikecandance's face. For the love of god would someone get rid of it.

eh, the article doesn't actually definitivley say he's running, so this really isn't anything other than the media posturing and probing that we've seen already.

however, if he does make the ballot and does win, i'm going to sit here and laugh my ass off at all my friends who couldn't understand why i moved out of california in 99. got another reason guys! bwahahah!

Arnold still hasn't committed to running, despite what the headline indicates. He's just said everything that anyone else would say--"Yeah, it'd be cool to be governor" and "I'd do it if they really wanted/needed me." That's hardly any commitment to running, but the media has absolutely latched onto his words. It's stupid.

Mr Happy
Because, if he's elected, he'll fall flat on his ripped gluteals. And that would be KEWL!

HORRIBLE misleading headline. Headline says he IS running. Story says he MAY run. BIG difference.

And I really had my hopes up too. Gun-Grabbin' Gray needs to be shown the door.

He's got to be better than Ronnie. At least he has total recall. ;)

Demolition Man becoming unnervingly close to reality. Note to self - buy shares in Taco Bell.

If elected, ah vill slash taxes und cut down interest rates.

With his slurred speach, er I mean thick accent, he is the perfect politician. We'll never know what he's saying and he can easily wiggle out of any promise.

What do you want to bet that a lot of the people who will vote for him also complained about the Dixie Chicks and other celebrities voicing political opinions. Ah American politics: it's only wrong if the other side is doing it.

Note to self - buy shares in Taco Bell.

In the European version of the movie it's actually Pizza Hut who has won the franchise wars, Taco Bell is not very known here.

Oooohhh...didn't know about Ahnold's female touchy-feely thing. Vast left-wing conspiracy coming!

And how is this cool? I think it sucks ass!

I thought you had to be born in the US to hold an office like governor.

MAY !!!

Farking MAY run for Governor.


MAY.

Generatio_D: "I thought you had to be born in the US to hold an office like governor."

That's president. A foreign born individual can be a senator, representative or governer as long as they become a citizen of the country and have been so for a specified period of time (several years).

"You must vote for me... look at these pecs!"
"Grey Davis is a homo!"

Genration_D:
Its my understanding, that you have to be born in the USA to be president. To run for the senate or a governor, you have to be a US citizen for a certain number of years before you can run for office. So if Arnold has been a US citizen for those number of years, he qualifies to run.

On the bright side, at least pot will get legalized...

"Hey, baby..."

uh, a Vampire _would_ kick a werewolves ass. vampires are lords of the undead with mystical powers. werewolves a farking stupid ass beagle.

Vampires are weak and overblown figures of fantasy. Not to say Werewolves aren't, but they haven't been adopted as easily by angsty goth kids who think they are one or the other. Ergo, vampires have common knowledge running for them, and are more present in society than werewolves. But vampires are weaker than werewolves. Observe;

Vampires:
- Wooden stakes driven in the heart.
- Submerssion into running water, at least half the body.
- Exposure to sunlight.
- Garlic, Holywater, and religious symbols can ward them.
- Usually said that vampires have to sleep with the dirt they were buried on.
- Sleeps all day long and can only really defend itself at night.
- Must feed on humans to survive.

Werewolves:
- Silver bullet into the heart.
- A hard strike to the head with cold iron.
- Consumption of a modest quantity of concentrated salt.
- Holy water can ward a werewolf.
- Werewolves needn't feed on humans.
- Take form only at night and during a fullmoon.

Both werewolves and vampires can control their minions via psychic force. Vampires have more easily exploitable weaknesses. Vampires represent human sexuality, wereas werewolves represent human savagery. Unless the vampire is intending to have sex with the werewolf, the werewolf will win.

/threadjack4fun, man I need something better to do... why hasn't anyone called a someone a liberal fascist yet?

When you don't have any candidates, bring out a dupe actor. Now the Democrats need Keanu to win.

Looks like he NEEDS the weightroom...

This is still speculation. The headline for this was misleading, it implied that he confirmed he was running for governor. We know he's been thinking about it for years. In short, this is the worst headline evar.

Arnie hasn't said he is going to run yet. Based on what I've read, it seems he will only run, provided the bullshiat 'Gray Davis recall' goes through, AND Terminator 3 does well enough at the box office so that he thinks he's still famous enough to pull it out.

GET DOWN!!!!!

Does anyone else find it funny that we are constantly being told it's the Hollywood liberals who are trying to push their values on us and yet it's the Hollywood conservatives who ever run for office?

Whamdangler

what the hell?

Whamdangler, that's gotta be photoshopped...please say it ain't so Arnie!

Looks like he NEEDS the weightroom...

Not Arnold.