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(Car Talk)   Top 10 gay and lesbian cars   ( divider line
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43561 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jun 2003 at 9:29 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-06-29 09:33:43 AM  
What no Toyota Echo? That has to be the GAYEST car ever.
2003-06-29 09:37:28 AM  
This list is a sin and an abomination against God.

2003-06-29 09:39:18 AM  
gaah NOW they tell me.
2003-06-29 09:41:19 AM  
except that there are only 5 ...

when i think of gay cars, cabriolet always comes to mind ...
2003-06-29 09:42:33 AM  
The BMW 3-series? Really? I always thought of those as more suited for people who just love cars and driving in general. Maybe they only mean the convertible.
2003-06-29 09:45:30 AM  
people need to stop repeating this list, and i abhorr that 3 volkswagens make the list. damn them straight to hell, as if those two clownies know a damned thing about cars anyway.
2003-06-29 09:46:04 AM  
and no i'm not overcompensating because i own 2.
2003-06-29 09:46:49 AM  
Ok, I saw the Gay, but no lesbian, in all those cars. Lesbians were short changed. >:
2003-06-29 09:48:47 AM  
They hid it pretty well, SAW:

Lesbian cars
2003-06-29 09:49:10 AM  
gaah NOW they tell me.

I don't think it necisarily reflects on you.

Think of buying a suit. Do you want a straigh guy's opinion on it? He'd tell you jeans and a T-shirt would be better (and you'd probably just agree with him).
2003-06-29 09:51:33 AM  
Links fixed:

Well, in teeny tiny print after the gay cars you could click this link for the lesbo cars.

BTW, it WAS top ten for the gay cars, stoopid farker who submitted the link submitted the wrong one.

That is all. Dude, did you know voting was enabled?
2003-06-29 09:52:32 AM  
Thanks, Yeeboo. :)
2003-06-29 09:52:57 AM  
The most poorly written "article" I have seen this year.
2003-06-29 09:53:27 AM  
Meh. I've seen my dream automobile already. It looked like a large version of a Barbie toy car. It rocked.
2003-06-29 09:54:38 AM  
Something is seriously wrong with this list if Subaru isn't even in the top 10.
2003-06-29 09:54:54 AM  
Phew, this should have the PSA tag.
I'm glad to see that my car is niether Gay or Lesbian.
not that theres anything wrong with that.
2003-06-29 09:57:00 AM  
BTW, it WAS top ten for the gay cars, stoopid farker who submitted the link submitted the wrong one.

SecretAgentWoman, the farker who submitted it probably used the top 5 page because the top 10 page has ALREADY BEEN ON FARK.


/me just bitter because I bought a Jetta.
2003-06-29 09:57:22 AM  
I always thought the top gay and lesbian cars were the Hyundai Sodomite and the Ford Taco Buffet?
2003-06-29 09:58:42 AM  
And on gay cars, does the exhaust actually go back UP the tail pipe?
2003-06-29 10:00:53 AM  
So Ghey.
2003-06-29 10:00:55 AM  
I would have thought the new Mini too...
2003-06-29 10:01:38 AM  

Aaaahhh, me comprehend. However, it's new to some farkers. :)

I looked at the "straight" guy & chick car winners, and no one really likes my vehicle - Plymouth Grand Voyager. Or no one will admit to it.

/not afraid to admit she likes minivans
2003-06-29 10:04:59 AM  
Nope. They're wrong. Gayest car ever: PT Cruiser
Ugly-ass 4-cylinder SUV wannabe built on a car chassis.
Don't much care for the minis either.
2003-06-29 10:05:12 AM  
GIS for "lesbian car" turned up...
[image from too old to be available]
...a Mercedes-Benz. Oddly enough, the same image showed up under "gay car"...but not under "straight car." Interesting.
2003-06-29 10:05:52 AM  
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Way Gay
/html pls work
2003-06-29 10:06:36 AM  
The guy who posted the link started halfway through the list -- look at the end of the link:

If you change the "gay-guy2" to "gay-guy1" or just click here, you can see the first five cars (including two more VWs -- sorry about that, Krojack).

(HTML provided as a public service by Brother Love's Cyberspace Salvation Show)
2003-06-29 10:09:43 AM  
But the fuehrer designed the beetle!
2003-06-29 10:10:20 AM  
Where's Saab?
2003-06-29 10:13:00 AM  
Kia Sephia. (Or any Kia for that matter)
No guy should drive a car that's name ryhmes. I don't care if it eats trees for gas, or goes 400 miles and hour. Gay
2003-06-29 10:13:38 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

Just good friends.
2003-06-29 10:15:32 AM  

Perhaps you should read the thread through before posting. ;)
2003-06-29 10:16:35 AM  
I reckon you should all just vote for me!
2003-06-29 10:16:48 AM  
The new beetle a gay car? I didn't know.

In truth, I have yet to see a man driving one of those.
2003-06-29 10:21:22 AM  
The thing that links all these vehicles together? Chunky curves.

Homosexuals love chunky curves - pass it on.

Me, I want a real manly Gremlin. Or perhaps a non-exploding Pinto.
2003-06-29 10:21:49 AM  
I always had a soft spot for a nice white Chrylser Sebring convertible blaring Madonna.
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/long walks on the beach
2003-06-29 10:23:57 AM  
Oh jeez, Car Talk's gay cars again. The Jeep Wrangler isn't gay.

[image from too old to be available]

At least not this one.
2003-06-29 10:25:03 AM  
Yikes, I'm never ever ever buying a Jeep Wrangler now. But I did know about the VW Jetta being the car of choice for gay men a loooooonng time ago. I just wonder why almost all the lesbo cars happen to be SUVs or mean looking trucks...
2003-06-29 10:26:26 AM  
Le Car

2003-06-29 10:27:22 AM  
I really, really, really, don't see how a VW Jetta is gay. Its just craptaculary boring.

In the UK Porsche 911 turbos = teh ghey.
2003-06-29 10:27:34 AM  
i'm gay, i have a volvo wagon and a miata. does that make me straight.
2003-06-29 10:31:54 AM  
Shouldn't they determine the gayest car by how much shiat you can pack in the trunk?
2003-06-29 10:32:06 AM  
JoeCamelToe: Oh,you mean your car? Yeah,It just screams "flaming".

j/k,bro. ;)
2003-06-29 10:33:44 AM  
wooo hooo i made the lesbian list!!!

2003-06-29 10:33:51 AM  
SecretAgentWoman, I did read the thread through before posting. Maybe I'm just still sleep-fogged, but I missed that your post already provided the same information as mine.

And IMDWalrus, I'd happily drive that Mercedes no matter what it said about my sexuality.

A GIS for "bi car" turned up this:
[image from too old to be available]
which is a "Bi-Fuel" car -- not that there's anything wrong with that.

A GIS for "bisexual car" turned up a link to a page about gay and lesbian characters in Star Trek, amusingly enough. Sometimes Google Image Search just doesn't get it.
2003-06-29 10:34:14 AM  
Damn -- I own a Jetta. No wonder I can't get the women to look at me in that thing. I've still got two more years to pay off that "poof-mobile". Damn.
2003-06-29 10:34:41 AM  
Actually my car is too cheap. Gay people have better taste than that! How you doing FPJ?
2003-06-29 10:41:13 AM  
Great,man! Mail me about Tejas!
2003-06-29 10:44:59 AM  
yagoingorno, I just choked on my morning tea. A good chuckle is a great way to wake up. Thank you.
2003-06-29 10:50:21 AM  
okay....i'll admit.....*sigh*.....i'm a lesbian.....*rams hummer w/chevy*
2003-06-29 10:51:06 AM  
My gay/bi/whatever moves g/f drives a Bonneville......... Go figure.
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