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(Boston Herald)   George W. Bush reveals his worst drunken moment, which wouldn't even make the top thousand in Ted Kennedy's worst drunken moments   (bostonherald.com ) divider line
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2010-11-05 09:51:32 AM  
Ah, the power of self-selection.

Let me tell you about my most embarrassing moment: It was when I was up for a prestigious award, and when they announced the winner, I turned to congratulate the other contender, but it turned out that I really won.

Boy was my face red.
 
2010-11-05 09:59:26 AM  
I would say my worst quality is that I'm so intelligent that other people often don't understand me.
 
2010-11-05 10:00:18 AM  
i53.tinypic.com
 
2010-11-05 10:06:03 AM  
You know, one of the few redeeming qualities I can think when it comes to George W. Bush is that, despite being a complete moron whose only real achievement in life was being born to one of the most established power brokers this country has in it, he actually seemed like he'd be fun to hang out with. Like, in a partying sort of way. But if this is the worst drunken moment he ever had over the entire course of his drinking life, I guess he doesn't even deserve that designation.
 
2010-11-05 10:07:12 AM  
67.18.219.83

/ too pickled to die
 
2010-11-05 10:11:06 AM  
Surrounded by his wife, brothers and sister, the drunken Dubya turned to the hottie and asked, "What is sex like after 50?"

I have relatives that say that to strangers when they're stone cold sober.

/stay classy, mom
 
2010-11-05 10:23:35 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-05 10:26:26 AM  
But if this is the worst drunken moment he ever had over the entire course of his drinking life, I guess he doesn't even deserve that designation.

yeah I would've thought his 'crowning moment' was the whole "Choking on a pretzel" bs...
 
2010-11-05 10:34:06 AM  
I think my biggest physical shortcoming is my penis size. It's just too large for some women.

And sometimes women have so many orgasms from my efforts, they can't go on, and I have to finish with the next one in line.
 
2010-11-05 10:48:40 AM  
So he's saying he was sober when he got that "Starland Vocal Band Rules" tattoo?
 
2010-11-05 11:09:17 AM  
So he's saying he was sober when he picked Cheney as his running mate?
 
2010-11-05 11:10:03 AM  
What about his worst coke moment?
 
2010-11-05 11:10:05 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: So he's saying he was sober when he got that "Starland Vocal Band Rules" tattoo?


Wait, Starland Vocal Band? THEY SUCK!
 
2010-11-05 11:10:51 AM  

dave2198: What about his worst coke moment?


definitely when the chinese peed in it
 
2010-11-05 11:11:03 AM  
Well, duh... Irish Catholics know how to party.

WASPy Protestants, not so much...

www.catholic-convert.com
 
2010-11-05 11:11:37 AM  
How petty do you have to be to keep making Kennedy jokes at this point?
 
2010-11-05 11:11:39 AM  
news.bbc.co.uk

Bush says he got sober the day after his 40th birthday, in 1986, and hasn't fallen off the wagon since.
 
2010-11-05 11:11:52 AM  

Skleenar: Ah, the power of self-selection.

Let me tell you about my most embarrassing moment: It was when I was up for a prestigious award, and when they announced the winner, I turned to congratulate the other contender, but it turned out that I really won.

Boy was my face red.



+1

haha nice.
 
2010-11-05 11:12:07 AM  
Hmmmm.... tad redundant there. Whoops.
 
2010-11-05 11:12:46 AM  
How many war crimes did Ted Kennedy commit sober?
 
2010-11-05 11:12:47 AM  
I'm not a fan of W. but Uncle Ted kinda killed a chick when he was drunk, not really as bad as a faux pas at a blueblood dinner.
 
2010-11-05 11:13:09 AM  
Ted Kennedy, even at his worst, was 1000 times smarter & 1000 times better for America than W at his level, sober best.

Reminder: W at his level, sober best is expressed as "deer in the headlights" fear followed by 30 min of inaction, then 6 hours of running away & hiding.

visibility911.com
 
2010-11-05 11:13:19 AM  
Well that tears it, now I REALLLLY hate that guy.

/channel your hate where they are appropriate
 
2010-11-05 11:13:42 AM  

dave2198: What about his worst coke moment?


img.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-05 11:15:15 AM  
I'd ask that kind of question sober, if I was stupid and believed it could radically change after reaching an arbitrary number.

Seriously, it's just sex. You can talk about it.
 
2010-11-05 11:16:22 AM  

dave2198: What about his worst coke moment?


Nothing to see here, citizen.

Keep moving.

Move along.
 
2010-11-05 11:17:10 AM  
Sure it wasn't this:

www.huffingtonpost.com

or this:

cache.boston.com

Then again with Bush you could never be sure if he was drunk or just borderline trig.
 
2010-11-05 11:17:25 AM  
The mindless Bush bashing is really getting tiresome. The man accomplished more in his life than a 100 of you losers....
 
2010-11-05 11:17:51 AM  

festoon: Ted Kennedy, even at his worst, was 1000 times smarter & 1000 times better for America than W at his level, sober best.

Reminder: W at his level, sober best is expressed as "deer in the headlights" fear followed by 30 min of inaction, then 6 hours of running away & hiding.


"Wait that was today??"
 
2010-11-05 11:18:25 AM  
That's his worst? I can think of many worse than that, not that I'd admit to them publicly...but my uh...cousin, yes, cousin, was dead drunk at a family holiday get-together once and decided the bathroom was too far away. So he pissed on the floor, under the dinner table, with everyone sitting there.

Didn't get invited back. Heartbreaking, I say.
 
2010-11-05 11:19:14 AM  
GW's worst moments were when he was apparently sober. Like when he diverted resources from hunting down Osama Bin Laden, to invade Iraq for still unexplained reasons. Then putting a hyper-activist judge at the helm of the Supreme Court. Then increasing the deficit by astouding numbers. There's a couple of hundred more, but you know what I mean.
He couldn't have done it though, without his tens of millions of enablers. He couldn't have destroyed the country without you, American voter. But it's clear you have learned your lessons. You won't vote for candidates who are in control of foreign powers, like those assisted by the American Chamber of Commies. Nope, you are going to vote American, right?
 
2010-11-05 11:19:40 AM  
He claims that he hasn't fall off the wagon since 86? BS! Dude was wasted for most his second term starting in 2005 after Katrina hit. That the primary reason why his handlers would no let him near the mic in the later part of his presidency. If you want proof look at George with that summit in Germany. The man was a buffoon and drunkard.
 
2010-11-05 11:19:43 AM  

Cyborg77:

Then again with Bush you could never be sure if he was drunk or just borderline trig.


+1

I lul'zd.
 
2010-11-05 11:20:39 AM  

Skleenar: Ah, the power of self-selection.

Let me tell you about my most embarrassing moment: It was when I was up for a prestigious award, and when they announced the winner, I turned to congratulate the other contender, but it turned out that I really won.

Boy was my face red.



Hey....it could have been worse:

The other guy might have won, and then you would have ran onto the stage to accept your award.
 
2010-11-05 11:20:47 AM  

Pocket Ninja: But if this is the worst drunken moment he ever had over the entire course of his drinking life, I guess he doesn't even deserve that designation.


I have no doubt that he plucked that gem from a vetted list of network television appropriate tales. Remember, this is the president who, upon reflection, didn't have a decision or action that he would admit to regretting in his eight years as president.
 
2010-11-05 11:20:48 AM  

mark12A: The mindless Bush bashing is really getting tiresome. The man accomplished more in his life than a 100 of you losers....


So did Adolf Hitler.

/not Godwinning the conversation, or comparing Bush to Hitler. Both are absurd. Just pointing out that accomplishment does not mean good things, nor does it mean the accomplisher should be praised.
 
2010-11-05 11:20:55 AM  
Was it that time he ran a stop sign, crashed into a car and killed a 17 year old classmate?

"No idiot! That was his wife!"
 
2010-11-05 11:20:56 AM  
anmlhse.com
 
2010-11-05 11:23:44 AM  
From 2001 to 2008, George W. Bush managed to f*ck up the country.... and he did this while sober! Just imagine what he would have done to the country as an inebriated, stone cold drunk with access to the launch codes while channeling the spirit of Foster Brooks.

We sure did dodge a bullet, thank goodness.
 
2010-11-05 11:26:03 AM  

GentleJesus: Was it that time he ran a stop sign, crashed into a car and killed a 17 year old classmate?

"No idiot! That was his wife!"


Did she run away afterwards and only go to the cops the following day after sobering up?
 
2010-11-05 11:26:24 AM  

Pocket Ninja: But if this is the worst drunken moment he ever had over the entire course of his drinking life, I guess he doesn't even deserve that designation.


Seriously. I've had worse drunken moments than that before BREAKFAST several times this year.
 
2010-11-05 11:26:31 AM  
cougarific? sounds like something dum dum dubya might say
 
2010-11-05 11:26:37 AM  
Link

NVR SAY NVR!!!
 
2010-11-05 11:26:52 AM  
That wouldn't even make my top 100. Not that I remember my top 100.
 
2010-11-05 11:27:26 AM  
Oh good, we got approval for an article on Bush's memoirs that insults the Kennedy's, but let's not discuss that he ordered torture "damn right" or that the "worst moment" of his Presidency was (in his mind) being insulted by Kanye West. Really, couldn't think of anything that might be worse? Maybe something involving airplanes? But, hey modmins, those Kennedys, am I right?
 
2010-11-05 11:28:22 AM  

Skleenar: I think my biggest physical shortcoming is my penis size. It's just too large for some women.

And sometimes women have so many orgasms from my efforts, they can't go on, and I have to finish with the next one in line.


You too? I've found a pretty good local support group, you're certainly welcome.
 
2010-11-05 11:28:35 AM  

Rann Xerox: From 2001 to 2008, George W. Bush managed to f*ck up the country.... and he did this while sober! Just imagine what he would have done to the country as an inebriated, stone cold drunk with access to the launch codes while channeling the spirit of Foster Brooks.



Now now, to be fair you have to admit that if your were in the oil business or worked for Haliburton, your business experienced record profits during that time frame. Thank goodness our leaders at the time didn't have any ties to those groups or it might look kinda suspcious.
 
2010-11-05 11:28:46 AM  

TripSixes: Link

NVR SAY NVR!!!


An oldie (new window)
 
2010-11-05 11:29:10 AM  

Jackson Herring: Seriously. I've had worse drunken moments than that before BREAKFAST several times this year.


Man, I can't remember the last time I got Morning Drunk...

Going to the Bruins game tomorrow, so I'm hoping to have a good buzz on by mid to late afternoon, though.
 
2010-11-05 11:29:44 AM  
There's a big difference between being sober and being a dry drunk. Being sober involves knowing you have a problem with alcohol and dealing with it. Being a dry drunk is someone who wishes they could drink but they believe they have beaten the disease.

GWB is a dry drunk. He believes he conquered alcohol and can therefore conquer almost anything.

And if he wasn't a member of the Lucky Sperm Club he might be trying to sell you a used car long after you told him you weren't interested.
 
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