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(The Smoking Gun)   "Somebody is going to eat my p***y or I'm going to cut your farking throat." Just one of the brilliant lines from the best police report you'll read this month   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 91
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2010-11-04 01:07:15 PM  
I wonder if she was the inspiration for "Smelly Cat"
 
2010-11-04 01:07:17 PM  
I'll have the cake please.
 
2010-11-04 01:07:27 PM  
That reminds me - the annual family Christmas get-together is coming up soon.
 
2010-11-04 01:07:35 PM  
img707.imageshack.us
 
2010-11-04 01:07:47 PM  
This is why I hate movie sequels. It definitely showed her getting melted by a bucket of water in the first one, now she's back again. WTF?
 
2010-11-04 01:07:52 PM  
ISubmittedThisYesterdayWithAMuchFunnierHeadline: So much for lunch. Jesus Christ.

This...I'm regretting my decision to have tuna.
 
2010-11-04 01:08:09 PM  
madcan34: I'll have the cake please.

Well we're fresh out of cake.
 
2010-11-04 01:08:31 PM  
Jesus, just eat the farking pastry already.

/DNRTFA
 
2010-11-04 01:08:50 PM  
This thread is just fine without pics.

i.cdn.turner.com

You can almost taste the less-than-freshness!
 
2010-11-04 01:08:58 PM  
This whole thread

27.media.tumblr.com

You know you all want that shiat. I bet it's pungent like Vegemite.
 
2010-11-04 01:09:01 PM  
TSG story's a better link, but are we really down to running dups on the same morning now?
 
2010-11-04 01:09:08 PM  
images1.memegenerator.net
 
2010-11-04 01:09:23 PM  
sweetmelissa31: Okay, next time I'll get nose plugs for you. And then you'll f*cking do it.

ecx.images-amazon.com

OK I'm good to go when do we start
 
2010-11-04 01:09:29 PM  
jdog71: This...I'm regretting my decision to have tuna.

acrobaticseveryday.com

/barf
 
2010-11-04 01:09:47 PM  
degreeless: Sourdough bread with a dash of vinegar, covered in bluebottle flies.

Thanks. So much. I'm not sure whether to favorite you or ignore you.
 
2010-11-04 01:09:48 PM  
OH GOD, BARF...

/just had to add my two cents
 
2010-11-04 01:09:50 PM  
I just threw up in my mouth a little...
 
2010-11-04 01:10:20 PM  
img185.imageshack.us
 
2010-11-04 01:10:22 PM  
Dupe submission, dupe comment.

i.imgur.com
 
2010-11-04 01:10:32 PM  
I'd like to point out that the man who did agree to the face full of bush before she got naked was NOT her ex-husband.

He gave that a passing grade; and we are to assume this man still has proper vision, We really are a shiate gender.
 
2010-11-04 01:11:02 PM  
slayer199: ugh...no thanks.

i.cdn.turner.com

Why not, honey? Please taste my sugar walls and know the nectar of the gods lies sensuous and waiting for your flicking pleasure.
 
2010-11-04 01:11:19 PM  
The Boobiesing, "vaginal odor", was much classier because it had NO PIC.

/Eye bleach, quick.
 
2010-11-04 01:12:24 PM  
I have a great vibe coming out of this tread (or is it coming into)?

/article was pure comedy
 
2010-11-04 01:13:10 PM  
K3rmy: This thread is just fine without pics.

You can almost taste the less-than-freshness!


I thought I knew her from somewhere...
southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com
 
2010-11-04 01:13:40 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2010-11-04 01:13:52 PM  
i.ytimg.com
?
 
2010-11-04 01:14:03 PM  
Girls, you ever get that "not-so-fresh" feeling?
 
2010-11-04 01:14:07 PM  
While the article is disturbing people should realize that in a potential hostage situation that the victims should always try to comply with the request of the person taking them hostage as best as they can. In this situation merely closing their eyes and focusing on spelling out the alphabet instead of focusing on the act itself could have kept the situation from becoming more dangerous.
 
2010-11-04 01:14:17 PM  
Large curd or small?
 
2010-11-04 01:14:25 PM  
I bet her yin yang smells like an eel's arsehole.
 
2010-11-04 01:14:54 PM  
So his buddy asks, "what happened?" And he said, "Well, you didn't hear of any motherfarker drowning did you?"

/obscure?
 
2010-11-04 01:14:59 PM  
www.nicegraphics.com
 
2010-11-04 01:15:00 PM  
This is horrible! After seeing the face of the woman and animating her in my imagination saying "...eat my pussy", I actually involuntarily spat out the chips ahoy I was eating...
 
2010-11-04 01:15:07 PM  
worst vaginia is more like it
 
2010-11-04 01:15:35 PM  
When I go out looking for random men to eat my ladyparts, I ALWAYS make sure that I'm fresh, and you should too.
 
2010-11-04 01:16:18 PM  
I wonder if she had to pay to have the wallpaper replaced in that room after it peeled off the walls?

If it smells like baloney leave it aloney.
 
2010-11-04 01:18:43 PM  
I see someone posted the exact same image in the other thread...heh. Great minds...
 
2010-11-04 01:18:55 PM  
poonesfarm

ffs man, really?
 
2010-11-04 01:22:57 PM  
Anti_illuminati: poonesfarm

ffs man, really?


That's a good looking sammich, right there.
 
2010-11-04 02:04:01 PM  
BadAdviceGuy: While the article is disturbing people should realize that in a potential hostage situation that the victims should always try to comply with the request of the person taking them hostage as best as they can. In this situation merely closing their eyes and focusing on spelling out the alphabet instead of focusing on the act itself could have kept the situation from becoming more dangerous.

Perfect post for your handle.
 
2010-11-04 02:21:08 PM  
poonesfarm http://www.nicegraphics.com/chow/Mannys/RoastBeef.jpg

I am never eating a sandwich again.
 
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