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(Some Guy)   How often can you read the phrase "horrible vaginal odor" in the newspaper? Not often, but here we are   (jacksonnewspapers.com) divider line 316
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2010-11-04 03:38:35 PM  
Veteran of the Cola Wars: Could you imagine if Spinal Tap did a song about vaginal funk?


It would be the B-side of Big Bottoms. Awesome idea.
 
2010-11-04 03:39:25 PM  
Mykeru: Aisling McStabby: Says the delusional moron who has my picture in his very Boobies

Heh...Boobies.

Which picture?



Oh, yeah: That one.


See? You're a moron, and you simply project your faults onto others. Glad we could clear that up.
 
2010-11-04 03:41:36 PM  
airsupport: Veteran of the Cola Wars: Could you imagine if Spinal Tap did a song about vaginal funk?


It would be the B-side of Big Bottoms. Awesome idea.


Stink finger
Stink finger
Talk about coont cheese
My baby's Limburger lingers.
 
2010-11-04 03:52:06 PM  
Mykeru:

Either thread-killing gives you and Aisling some satisfaction or, more likely, it's all you know how to do.


Well then maybe you shouldn't have posted a picture of me to get my attention, aye you blubbering dolt?
 
2010-11-04 03:53:08 PM  
airsupport: Veteran of the Cola Wars: Could you imagine if Spinal Tap did a song about vaginal funk?


It would be the B-side of Big Bottoms. Awesome idea.


Actually, wouldn't it be awesome if "Vaginal Funk" was an entire genre? If you thought parents go bat-poo over Rap and Acid House, imagine when their kids are into "Vaginal Funk".
 
2010-11-04 03:53:47 PM  
Mykeru: Aisling McStabby: See? You're a moron, and you simply project your faults onto others. Glad we could clear that up.

*Sigh*

Go to hell. I'm totally sick of your crap.


TRANSLATION: "You're totally right and called me on my bullshiat, but i'm not adult enough to admit i'm wrong."


/glad we could clear that up.
 
2010-11-04 03:54:59 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

One for each of you. And you know who I mean.
 
2010-11-04 03:58:46 PM  
Bleh. I tried to make the thread funny again but I find my handle being dragged into the mud through association. Bother.

Stop that! This is why we can't have nice things!

She don't use lutefisk, she don't use cheese, she doesn't use, any of these...

She uses VAAAAAAAAAAGISIL.

/I wonder if her lips were flaming?
 
2010-11-04 04:06:04 PM  
Veteran of the Cola Wars: Bleh. I tried to make the thread funny again but I find my handle being dragged into the mud through association. Bother.

Stop that! This is why we can't have nice things!

She don't use lutefisk, she don't use cheese, she doesn't use, any of these...

She uses VAAAAAAAAAAGISIL.

/I wonder if her lips were flaming?


Is that like Brylcreem?
 
2010-11-04 04:06:45 PM  
Mykeru: Aisling McStabby: just passing through: I'm sensing some ill feelings in this thread

You mean the rabid hate for women wasn't obvious?

I fully confess to having made some remarks in questionable taste in a thread about smelly vaginas. I apologize profusely for not taking this thread about "horrible vaginal odor" as a platform for constructive discussion about topics in gynecology.

Please accept my apology.


Like.
 
2010-11-04 04:22:18 PM  
OK, why did a smelly vag thread turn into a bizzaro pissing contest? Let it die like the lady in the article's crotch already, guys. WTF.
 
2010-11-04 04:34:36 PM  
Wot, no Sprunt refs?
 
2010-11-04 04:36:07 PM  
Aisling McStabby: territ: OK, why did a smelly vag thread turn into a bizzaro pissing contest? Let it die like the lady in the article's crotch already, guys. WTF.

Because of Mykeru, obviously.


WILL WHITE
KNIGHT 4 BIE
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2010-11-04 04:37:51 PM  
66dude: This thread was amusing at first, but now it's just sad. I hate Fark sometimes.

Exactly right. Here I gave some solid advice for keeping your vagina so clean that your lover can eat off it, and the train derailed into Lamesville.

Thanks, guys.

i287.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-04 04:43:44 PM  
territ: 66dude: This thread was amusing at first, but now it's just sad. I hate Fark sometimes.

Exactly right. Here I gave some solid advice for keeping your vagina so clean that your lover can eat off it, and the train derailed into Lamesville.

Thanks, guys.


Yeah, thanks assholes. There are so few good vag odour threads around here, and you gotta mess this one up.
 
2010-11-04 04:45:33 PM  
Good job, everyone involved in taking this fun thread completely down the toilet.
 
2010-11-04 04:47:07 PM  
Vag thread = the new poop thread.

66dude, interseting handle. Is it like you do me and I'll owe you 3?
 
2010-11-04 04:47:37 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Complete douchebaggery ruining my blue waffle thread? It's more likely than I thought.
 
2010-11-04 04:51:48 PM  
territ: Mykeru: territ: but my vag smells awesome

A sadly common delusion among some women, closely related to people who smell their own farts.

No way, dude. I have references!


A woman broke up with me in college because the first time I went down on her, she asked me "smells good, doesn't it?"

To be honest, it smelled great. But even the best smelling ladybit still smells like ladybit, so I said "smells sexy!" - because I associated the smell with sex. I wasn't even thinking about it.

She frowned, looked at me, and asked "That's good, right? Smells good?"

I was a little drunk, so instead of just saying "yeah, smells good" I blurted out "Joanne, we aren't talking about a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies, here."

I learned how to keep my mouth shut and/or occupied after THAT experience.
 
2010-11-04 04:54:07 PM  
Is this the Drew half-assed apology thread?

Ooops never mind carry on...strange I really thought it was too for some reason.
 
2010-11-04 04:57:04 PM  
nicotommer: territ: Mykeru: territ: but my vag smells awesome

A sadly common delusion among some women, closely related to people who smell their own farts.

No way, dude. I have references!

A woman broke up with me in college because the first time I went down on her, she asked me "smells good, doesn't it?"

To be honest, it smelled great. But even the best smelling ladybit still smells like ladybit, so I said "smells sexy!" - because I associated the smell with sex. I wasn't even thinking about it.

She frowned, looked at me, and asked "That's good, right? Smells good?"

I was a little drunk, so instead of just saying "yeah, smells good" I blurted out "Joanne, we aren't talking about a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies, here."

I learned how to keep my mouth shut and/or occupied after THAT experience.


I tried to qualify my statements in later posts that there will always be a residual natural body aroma no matter how much you wash.

But frequent cleansing of the area helps prevent the local flora of bacteria from getting out of control, leading to even stinkier situations.
 
2010-11-04 05:00:47 PM  
territ:

I tried to qualify my statements in later posts that there will always be a residual natural body aroma no matter how much you wash.

But frequent cleansing of the area helps prevent the local flora of bacteria from getting out of control, leading to even stinkier situations.



I'm pretty amused that you've taken it upon yourself to be the coont warshing authority of this thread. You could probably go work for that group that is getting federal stimulus money to teach African men to wash their dongs. I'm sure they could use some coont cleansing tips there too.
 
2010-11-04 05:04:48 PM  
zaier: territ:

I tried to qualify my statements in later posts that there will always be a residual natural body aroma no matter how much you wash.

But frequent cleansing of the area helps prevent the local flora of bacteria from getting out of control, leading to even stinkier situations.


I'm pretty amused that you've taken it upon yourself to be the coont warshing authority of this thread. You could probably go work for that group that is getting federal stimulus money to teach African men to wash their dongs. I'm sure they could use some coont cleansing tips there too.


Yes, and thank you. My advice really only applies to people with ready, wasteful access to water for showering and bathing, though. I imagine more rural areas of the world have bad, permanent cases of stinky vagina. :/
 
2010-11-04 05:27:40 PM  
I like to play mad libs with her quotes at the end of the article
 
2010-11-04 05:27:55 PM  
3TJF: territ: OK, why did a smelly vag thread turn into a bizzaro pissing contest? Let it die like the lady in the article's crotch already, guys. WTF.

Usually one doesn't see this level of hate outside the politics tab. Sad really, I liked this thread.


It WAS a good thread until the BOTTOM FEEDERS showed up.

Maybe that's why they're here. The thread is about bottom feeding.
 
2010-11-04 05:33:52 PM  
WTFDYW: 3TJF: territ: OK, why did a smelly vag thread turn into a bizzaro pissing contest? Let it die like the lady in the article's crotch already, guys. WTF.

Usually one doesn't see this level of hate outside the politics tab. Sad really, I liked this thread.

It WAS a good thread until the BOTTOM FEEDERS showed up.

Maybe that's why they're here. The thread is about bottom feeding.


I LOL'd
 
2010-11-04 05:37:03 PM  
LancePGH: WTFDYW: 3TJF: territ: OK, why did a smelly vag thread turn into a bizzaro pissing contest? Let it die like the lady in the article's crotch already, guys. WTF.

Usually one doesn't see this level of hate outside the politics tab. Sad really, I liked this thread.

It WAS a good thread until the BOTTOM FEEDERS showed up.

Maybe that's why they're here. The thread is about bottom feeding.

I LOL'd


Nice
 
2010-11-04 05:41:48 PM  
nicotommer: territ: Mykeru: territ: but my vag smells awesome

A sadly common delusion among some women, closely related to people who smell their own farts.

No way, dude. I have references!

A woman broke up with me in college because the first time I went down on her, she asked me "smells good, doesn't it?"

To be honest, it smelled great. But even the best smelling ladybit still smells like ladybit, so I said "smells sexy!" - because I associated the smell with sex. I wasn't even thinking about it.

She frowned, looked at me, and asked "That's good, right? Smells good?"

I was a little drunk, so instead of just saying "yeah, smells good" I blurted out "Joanne, we aren't talking about a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies, here."


Bzzzt wrong answer!

/Right answer: "Joanne, lover, I want to use your underwear to make soup. I want to get high on your pit sweat and suck your toes for dessert. I want the smell of your womanliness to linger on my lips for the better part of eternity."
 
2010-11-04 05:49:48 PM  
Tacos for supper anyone?
 
2010-11-04 05:52:57 PM  
Not to brag, but my s/o tells me I have what is called "baked potato pussy." Said he learned the term from a lesbian woman he worked with. She said that clean pussy, fresh from the shower, smells just like a hot baked potato (no toppings). I was quite flattered...
 
2010-11-04 05:54:36 PM  
WTFDYW: Tacos for supper anyone?

I heart fish tacos
 
2010-11-04 06:16:34 PM  
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you'll be funk-ay
 
2010-11-04 06:31:37 PM  
Testiculus: I've had the opportunity to decline such an opportunity once upon a time in college for exactly the same reason. Hot looking chick, horrendous hygeine. Couldn't keep the street cats away from my bedroom window for a week, even with a dumpster close by.
/csb NOT


I had a girlfriend who had the same problem when we first started dating. I just couldn't do it. After a couple of weeks of dating I finally put my finger under her nose as I caressed her face. She got the hint. Problem solved.

I think she married the next boyfriend after me on halloween

/stinky story bro
 
2010-11-04 06:37:20 PM  
UncleStumpy: Testiculus: I've had the opportunity to decline such an opportunity once upon a time in college for exactly the same reason. Hot looking chick, horrendous hygeine. Couldn't keep the street cats away from my bedroom window for a week, even with a dumpster close by.
/csb NOT

I had a girlfriend who had the same problem when we first started dating. I just couldn't do it. After a couple of weeks of dating I finally put my finger under her nose as I caressed her face. She got the hint. Problem solved.

I think she married the next boyfriend after me on halloween

/stinky story bro


I laughed at this far more than was appropriate. Damn you!
 
2010-11-04 06:49:58 PM  
twobux: Stink puss is no laughing matter, people.

Agreed. It literally takes weeks for it to mostly air out of your apartment.
 
2010-11-04 07:11:06 PM  
Ramona A Stone: 1. This thread is full of win.
2. This thread has put me off sex (and genitalia in any context) forever.


Those two statements are mutually exclusive.
 
2010-11-04 07:19:52 PM  
OK, so I think I got it to where Fark will stop emailing my phone whenever somebody posts in this thread.
Boy howdy is that some annoying shiat.
 
2010-11-04 07:22:20 PM  
wow just wow
 
2010-11-04 07:23:49 PM  
it all sounds so familiar, 40rs or so ago. there was puss beyond heaven, and where all wasn't right. but i never was with someone i didn't care for. so, i gave each one a good licking regardless. tactully mention things later
 
2010-11-04 07:30:45 PM  
BLUUUUUUUUE POOOOOOOOON I saw you standing alone...
You had flies 'round your twat
With out a love of your own
BLUUUUUUE POOOON
You did not know what soap and water was there for
You heard me saying a prayer for
A gynecologist who could care for
BLUUUUUUE POOOOON!

**Bows**
 
2010-11-04 07:33:27 PM  
How many farkers, after seeing, "horrible vaginal odor", couldn't resist going there and clicked the link?
 
2010-11-04 07:49:14 PM  
territ: Mykeru: territ: but my vag smells awesome

A sadly common delusion among some women, closely related to people who smell their own farts.

No way, dude. I have references!


Enough about your coont, already. I'll give you a gold medal for sweetest smelling (in your opinion) vag if you just would STFU. Your profile photo is nothing to brag about, so I'll give you a pass on the AW on here for now.
 
2010-11-04 07:51:40 PM  
these last 3 pages are pathetic
 
2010-11-04 08:18:22 PM  
territ: OK, why did a smelly vag thread turn into a bizzaro pissing contest? Let it die like the lady in the article's crotch already, guys. WTF.

Having never used ignore lists, before, I appreciate this opportunity to try them out and see how impressive they are at avoiding comments that I have no interest in reading.

I look forward to having ignore lists become an integral part of my fark experience from now on. But yes, I agree with you, territ. Certain individuals whose posts no longer show up in my view of this thread should well and truly put a sock in it already...
 
2010-11-04 08:41:03 PM  
TelJanin: Mykeru: TelJanin: Wow, dude, just... really... WOW. You seriously need help. There's some misogyny, some compensation issues, and a whole lot of impotent rage going on in your head. Seriously, we get it, you don't like her. She made fun of your obese wife that had cancer, and now you've gone insane trying to prove that it's her, not you, and packs the crazy.

Please, SFTU or GTFO.

My wife was quite the heifer for a 5'3", 97 lb woman. I guess for all your complaining you are one of the "your wife was fat" people. Go ahead, be a dumbass. I can't stop you and no one can fix it. Enjoy.

However, you are correct about the misogyny. However, I'm confused by you using the word like it's a bad thing. Please don't disparage my lifestyle choice. And you are right, I can only compensate so much although, I've got to admit, being able to masturbate using Cheerios is pretty cost-effective. You're just jealous.

Please respond with something even dumber than your original post. I have high hopes. When people tell you you've reached the heights of being a dumbass, that you can't possibly top yourself with breathless stupid, don't believe them. You can do it. I have faith in you.

Don't let me down.

Honey Nut, or Original? Mabye add it to your Amazon Wishlist, I'll pitch in for a delivered box.

Cheers, nothing more here to see.


I'm thinking Banana Nut.
 
2010-11-04 09:03:52 PM  
UncleStumpy: I'm thinking Banana Nut.

You win one YouTube
 
2010-11-04 09:55:16 PM  
The (+new) thing on my posting stats keeps saying things like (+3), and then when I click on it, there's only one new message available to read. Behold, the power of the ignore list!
 
2010-11-05 12:44:33 AM  
because of this thread, I learned what a Blue Waffel was/is, and I thought OMG! But then I say a link that said if you liked Blue Waffel, then you have to see Giante Cheese Taco -- click -- wow, I mean OMFG Wow... that makes the Blue Waffel look down right nice. Don't believe me? OK then, Click the Link (I guess this is a NSFW new window)

/if anyone needs me, I'll be in therapy
 
2010-11-05 12:59:53 AM  
Brick-House: because of this thread, I learned what a Blue Waffel was/is, and I thought OMG! But then I say a link that said if you liked Blue Waffel, then you have to see Giante Cheese Taco -- click -- wow, I mean OMFG Wow... that makes the Blue Waffel look down right nice. Don't believe me? OK then, Click the Link (I guess this is a NSFW new window)

/if anyone needs me, I'll be in therapy


I hope that was photoshopped by some sick, sick indivudiual. What's a blue waffel? If it's anything liket he Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity, I'll take a double order.
 
2010-11-05 01:04:34 AM  
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found that Adam was sitting by himself. "Where's Eve?" He asked.

"Well," said Adam, "She started to bleed. This happens every month or so."

"So where is she?" asked God.

"Well, she went down to the river to wash up." replied Adam.

"Damn," said God, "Now I'll never get the smell out of the fish."
 
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