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(Some Guy)   How often can you read the phrase "horrible vaginal odor" in the newspaper? Not often, but here we are   (jacksonnewspapers.com) divider line 316
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2010-11-04 07:11:34 AM  
soundguy: I, for one, am thankful that the article included no pictures.

THIS, oh so much this.
 
2010-11-04 07:14:15 AM  
EasyWind: soundguy: I, for one, am thankful that the article included no pictures.

THIS, oh so much this.


www.fairfaxunderground.com

C'mon, it's delicious!
 
2010-11-04 07:15:33 AM  
Mykeru: EasyWind: soundguy: I, for one, am thankful that the article included no pictures.

THIS, oh so much this.



C'mon, it's delicious!


I don't think I'll ever be able to eat a roast beef sandwich again.


Thanks, jerk.
 
2010-11-04 07:16:20 AM  
You can wash it with soap
You can wash it with soda
But you can't get rid of
that fishy odor.

/remember that from grade school
//too many years ago
 
2010-11-04 07:17:23 AM  
Mykeru: "The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further."

Yeah, who hasn't been there? Am I right, guys? Yet, we allow this silent epidemic of assault on us to go on.

And it doesn't even have to be a woman we are in a relationship with. We could be standing on line, or at a meeting. Something is a bit off. You try a discreet sniff and then the full horror of the situation dawns on you depending on the prevailing winds or ventilation. You don't want to make a big thing of it, maybe you try to rationalize that it's her feet, but eventually, you have to stop lying to yourself and face up to the realization that the woman whose proximity we are in has a coont that simply stinks.

And she probably doesn't realize it. Maybe she thinks her fetid Taco of Doom™, like her crap, smells of sunshine and lavender, perhaps she thinks its "natural" or doesn't notice it at all. In fact, many women reading this thread right now might be completely unaware that men have do dodge away from walking directly behind them because she's got one bad clam.


So that's the reason. I thought it was just my foul looks and miserable personality.
 
2010-11-04 07:18:28 AM  
LavenderWolf: Thanks, jerk.

Yeah, that's an option.
 
2010-11-04 07:21:59 AM  
Dear Penthouse Forum:

I never thought this would happen to me...
 
2010-11-04 07:22:16 AM  
steerforth: Mykeru: "The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further."

Yeah, who hasn't been there? Am I right, guys? Yet, we allow this silent epidemic of assault on us to go on.

And it doesn't even have to be a woman we are in a relationship with. We could be standing on line, or at a meeting. Something is a bit off. You try a discreet sniff and then the full horror of the situation dawns on you depending on the prevailing winds or ventilation. You don't want to make a big thing of it, maybe you try to rationalize that it's her feet, but eventually, you have to stop lying to yourself and face up to the realization that the woman whose proximity we are in has a coont that simply stinks.

And she probably doesn't realize it. Maybe she thinks her fetid Taco of Doom™, like her crap, smells of sunshine and lavender, perhaps she thinks its "natural" or doesn't notice it at all. In fact, many women reading this thread right now might be completely unaware that men have do dodge away from walking directly behind them because she's got one bad clam.

So that's the reason. I thought it was just my foul looks and miserable personality.


Nope. Someone would have to get past the stink to get to know you have a miserable personality and as far as looks, your bad clam is egalitarian, in that even blind people can hate you.
 
2010-11-04 07:24:22 AM  
Couldn't he strike a match or something ?
 
2010-11-04 07:27:35 AM  
i212.photobucket.com

First GIS result for "Bad Clam"
 
2010-11-04 07:28:57 AM  
You know, we need a mascot for Horrible Vaginal Odor. Something family-friendly that kids can relate to, something to ease the discussion of women's savage crotch ecosystems.

My proposal:

i181.photobucket.com

We could fund PSAs with revenue from plush toys alone.
 
2010-11-04 07:30:08 AM  
Well, no breakfast for me today.
 
2010-11-04 07:31:18 AM  
i54.tinypic.com
 
2010-11-04 07:31:59 AM  
Was her name Pandora?
 
2010-11-04 07:32:47 AM  
Mykeru: steerforth: Mykeru: "The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further."

Yeah, who hasn't been there? Am I right, guys? Yet, we allow this silent epidemic of assault on us to go on.

And it doesn't even have to be a woman we are in a relationship with. We could be standing on line, or at a meeting. Something is a bit off. You try a discreet sniff and then the full horror of the situation dawns on you depending on the prevailing winds or ventilation. You don't want to make a big thing of it, maybe you try to rationalize that it's her feet, but eventually, you have to stop lying to yourself and face up to the realization that the woman whose proximity we are in has a coont that simply stinks.

And she probably doesn't realize it. Maybe she thinks her fetid Taco of Doom™, like her crap, smells of sunshine and lavender, perhaps she thinks its "natural" or doesn't notice it at all. In fact, many women reading this thread right now might be completely unaware that men have do dodge away from walking directly behind them because she's got one bad clam.

So that's the reason. I thought it was just my foul looks and miserable personality.

Nope. Someone would have to get past the stink to get to know you have a miserable personality and as far as looks, your bad clam is egalitarian, in that even blind people can hate you.


Still doesn't mean that my plan of only dating myopic men suffering from bad colds is a bad idea. That gagging sound they make while they're down there could mean anything.
 
2010-11-04 07:33:58 AM  
ambassador_ahab: FTA: Danny and Melissa are estranged spouses who live four doors down from each other within the I-77 Motor Inn.

Sounds like a classy group.


My big cue was when it wasn't the exhusband who offered to take a dive, but the friend.
 
2010-11-04 07:35:07 AM  
assets.nydailynews.com
 
2010-11-04 07:44:01 AM  
Mykeru: steerforth: Mykeru: "The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further."

Yeah, who hasn't been there? Am I right, guys? Yet, we allow this silent epidemic of assault on us to go on.

And it doesn't even have to be a woman we are in a relationship with. We could be standing on line, or at a meeting. Something is a bit off. You try a discreet sniff and then the full horror of the situation dawns on you depending on the prevailing winds or ventilation. You don't want to make a big thing of it, maybe you try to rationalize that it's her feet, but eventually, you have to stop lying to yourself and face up to the realization that the woman whose proximity we are in has a coont that simply stinks.

And she probably doesn't realize it. Maybe she thinks her fetid Taco of Doom™, like her crap, smells of sunshine and lavender, perhaps she thinks its "natural" or doesn't notice it at all. In fact, many women reading this thread right now might be completely unaware that men have do dodge away from walking directly behind them because she's got one bad clam.

So that's the reason. I thought it was just my foul looks and miserable personality.

Nope. Someone would have to get past the stink to get to know you have a miserable personality and as far as looks, your bad clam is egalitarian, in that even blind people can hate you.


Honestly, I'd discretely tell a woman such a thing. Probably get slapped, but I'd tell her for the same reason I'd tell her about toilet paper sticking out of her pants or something.
 
2010-11-04 07:46:34 AM  
s153139690.websitehome.co.uk
I found this in a GIS.
 
2010-11-04 07:47:27 AM  
Damnit. Why do they have such common names? I wanted to facebook them.
 
2010-11-04 07:48:54 AM  
LavenderWolf: Mykeru: steerforth: Mykeru: "The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further."

Yeah, who hasn't been there? Am I right, guys? Yet, we allow this silent epidemic of assault on us to go on.

And it doesn't even have to be a woman we are in a relationship with. We could be standing on line, or at a meeting. Something is a bit off. You try a discreet sniff and then the full horror of the situation dawns on you depending on the prevailing winds or ventilation. You don't want to make a big thing of it, maybe you try to rationalize that it's her feet, but eventually, you have to stop lying to yourself and face up to the realization that the woman whose proximity we are in has a coont that simply stinks.

And she probably doesn't realize it. Maybe she thinks her fetid Taco of Doom™, like her crap, smells of sunshine and lavender, perhaps she thinks its "natural" or doesn't notice it at all. In fact, many women reading this thread right now might be completely unaware that men have do dodge away from walking directly behind them because she's got one bad clam.

So that's the reason. I thought it was just my foul looks and miserable personality.

Nope. Someone would have to get past the stink to get to know you have a miserable personality and as far as looks, your bad clam is egalitarian, in that even blind people can hate you.

Honestly, I'd discretely tell a woman such a thing. Probably get slapped, but I'd tell her for the same reason I'd tell her about toilet paper sticking out of her pants or something.


I LEARNED THIS TRICK FROM SCOTT BAIO: Get some of the stink on your fingers, and then put the fingers up to her nose.
 
2010-11-04 07:49:24 AM  
I had an ex-girlfriend once that had this problem. I mentioned it. She did not react well at all to the news that her coont smelled like a pier at the end of a long day of fishing in 100 degree weather. The relationship didn't end on a happy note...
 
2010-11-04 07:54:51 AM  
In the words of Eazy-E and Dr. Dre:

Man, I wouldn't touch that biatch
Me neither.
Ho go home and wash out your beaver
 
2010-11-04 07:58:47 AM  
Radioactive Ass: I had an ex-girlfriend once that had this problem. I mentioned it. She did not react well at all to the news that her coont smelled like a pier at the end of a long day of fishing in 100 degree weather. The relationship didn't end on a happy note...

What a flash back.

I told a girl once hers smelled like the dead shrimp at the bottom of a bucket after a long hot day of fishing.

/she didn't take it well
 
2010-11-04 07:59:47 AM  
from oral sex to nasal nookie in under three seconds. Since Gods Word outlaws oral sex on women this is your reward.Everyone know that only men should receive oral sex and that women should be thankful that men allow them the privilege ."everyone knows clams are not kosher".
 
2010-11-04 08:01:06 AM  
LavenderWolf: Mykeru: steerforth: Mykeru: "The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further."

Yeah, who hasn't been there? Am I right, guys? Yet, we allow this silent epidemic of assault on us to go on.

And it doesn't even have to be a woman we are in a relationship with. We could be standing on line, or at a meeting. Something is a bit off. You try a discreet sniff and then the full horror of the situation dawns on you depending on the prevailing winds or ventilation. You don't want to make a big thing of it, maybe you try to rationalize that it's her feet, but eventually, you have to stop lying to yourself and face up to the realization that the woman whose proximity we are in has a coont that simply stinks.

And she probably doesn't realize it. Maybe she thinks her fetid Taco of Doom™, like her crap, smells of sunshine and lavender, perhaps she thinks its "natural" or doesn't notice it at all. In fact, many women reading this thread right now might be completely unaware that men have do dodge away from walking directly behind them because she's got one bad clam.

So that's the reason. I thought it was just my foul looks and miserable personality.

Nope. Someone would have to get past the stink to get to know you have a miserable personality and as far as looks, your bad clam is egalitarian, in that even blind people can hate you.

Honestly, I'd discretely tell a woman such a thing. Probably get slapped, but I'd tell her for the same reason I'd tell her about toilet paper sticking out of her pants or something.



Yeah, I got slapped once when I told a guy his spunk tasted funky, but his mom said exactly the same thing so who was he to argue.
 
2010-11-04 08:03:08 AM  
i148.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-04 08:07:13 AM  
Speaking of double standards, this story seems strangely appropriate:

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/11/03/texas.susan.wright.sentence/index.html?iref = NS1
(new window)

Imagine a man stabbing his wife 193 times and burying her in the yard, attempting to cover up the crime, and all because she was a coke whore who liked the nightlife. A man can't claim abuse, or "hellish" homelife as a defense.

What a despicable society - both of these knife-wielding women should get the death-penalty - one for letting her poon get so rank it scared away the willing, and the other for being a murderous biatch.

Anyway, maybe I'm just bitter after 4 years of marriage, and not ONE SINGLE TIME has the woman made me a freaking sandwich.
 
2010-11-04 08:10:46 AM  
img256.imageshack.us
 
2010-11-04 08:12:12 AM  
holdeestrufs: Anyway, maybe I'm just bitter after 4 years of marriage, and not ONE SINGLE TIME has the woman made me a freaking sandwich.

Did you ask?
 
2010-11-04 08:15:57 AM  
farking pussies, grab some smelling salts, vapor rub, nose clamps and eat that garbage pit like a new york rat on its last trip out to see on a garbage barge.
 
2010-11-04 08:17:13 AM  
IdBeCrazyIf: farking pussies, grab some smelling salts, vapor rub, nose clamps and eat that garbage pit like a new york rat on its last trip out to see on a garbage barge.

This is why I have you favorited as "sexy advice guru."
 
2010-11-04 08:17:14 AM  
Stankin' ass biatches that need to wash up/
Don't get mad when I don't want to fark/
You need soap and water, soap and water/
soap and water, soap and water,/
water, water, water, water, water, water...



/ass, titties, ass & titties, ass, ass, titties, titties, ass & titties...
 
2010-11-04 08:19:20 AM  
suggestive_eye_movement: LavenderWolf: Mykeru: steerforth: Mykeru: "The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further."

Yeah, who hasn't been there? Am I right, guys? Yet, we allow this silent epidemic of assault on us to go on.

And it doesn't even have to be a woman we are in a relationship with. We could be standing on line, or at a meeting. Something is a bit off. You try a discreet sniff and then the full horror of the situation dawns on you depending on the prevailing winds or ventilation. You don't want to make a big thing of it, maybe you try to rationalize that it's her feet, but eventually, you have to stop lying to yourself and face up to the realization that the woman whose proximity we are in has a coont that simply stinks.

And she probably doesn't realize it. Maybe she thinks her fetid Taco of Doom™, like her crap, smells of sunshine and lavender, perhaps she thinks its "natural" or doesn't notice it at all. In fact, many women reading this thread right now might be completely unaware that men have do dodge away from walking directly behind them because she's got one bad clam.

So that's the reason. I thought it was just my foul looks and miserable personality.

Nope. Someone would have to get past the stink to get to know you have a miserable personality and as far as looks, your bad clam is egalitarian, in that even blind people can hate you.

Honestly, I'd discretely tell a woman such a thing. Probably get slapped, but I'd tell her for the same reason I'd tell her about toilet paper sticking out of her pants or something.

I LEARNED THIS TRICK FROM SCOTT BAIO: Get some of the stink on your fingers, and then put the fingers up to her nose.


Never been THAT close to a stank vag.
 
2010-11-04 08:22:57 AM  
holdeestrufs: Speaking of double standards, this story seems strangely appropriate:

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/11/03/texas.susan.wright.sentence/index.html?iref = NS1 (new window)

Imagine a man stabbing his wife 193 times and burying her in the yard, attempting to cover up the crime, and all because she was a coke whore who liked the nightlife. A man can't claim abuse, or "hellish" homelife as a defense.

What a despicable society - both of these knife-wielding women should get the death-penalty - one for letting her poon get so rank it scared away the willing, and the other for being a murderous biatch.

Anyway, maybe I'm just bitter after 4 years of marriage, and not ONE SINGLE TIME has the woman made me a freaking sandwich.


Go down on her once in a while. She'll make you a roast beef sandwich and you can slap on the mustard.
 
2010-11-04 08:26:28 AM  
Not at all often, and far too often, at the same time.
 
2010-11-04 08:26:52 AM  
Too bad the guy didn't have a cold. She probably just wiped the wrong way.
 
2010-11-04 08:31:19 AM  
steerforth: LavenderWolf: Mykeru: steerforth: Mykeru: "The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further."

Yeah, who hasn't been there? Am I right, guys? Yet, we allow this silent epidemic of assault on us to go on.

And it doesn't even have to be a woman we are in a relationship with. We could be standing on line, or at a meeting. Something is a bit off. You try a discreet sniff and then the full horror of the situation dawns on you depending on the prevailing winds or ventilation. You don't want to make a big thing of it, maybe you try to rationalize that it's her feet, but eventually, you have to stop lying to yourself and face up to the realization that the woman whose proximity we are in has a coont that simply stinks.

And she probably doesn't realize it. Maybe she thinks her fetid Taco of Doom™, like her crap, smells of sunshine and lavender, perhaps she thinks its "natural" or doesn't notice it at all. In fact, many women reading this thread right now might be completely unaware that men have do dodge away from walking directly behind them because she's got one bad clam.

So that's the reason. I thought it was just my foul looks and miserable personality.

Nope. Someone would have to get past the stink to get to know you have a miserable personality and as far as looks, your bad clam is egalitarian, in that even blind people can hate you.

Honestly, I'd discretely tell a woman such a thing. Probably get slapped, but I'd tell her for the same reason I'd tell her about toilet paper sticking out of her pants or something.


Yeah, I got slapped once when I told a guy his spunk tasted funky, but his mom said exactly the same thing so who was he to argue.


After reading your posts, I think I really like you. Let's go have a beer.

/used to hang with a woman with your sense of humor.
//she got married, and I got married.
///now we just pass each other on the street occasionally
////no, we're not married to each other
 
2010-11-04 08:41:02 AM  
DNRTFA..

Were they talking about the girl who was sitting behind me on the Greyhound in 2005?
Yeah it was that bad I still remember it to this day.

/girl had no business wearing a skirt
 
2010-11-04 08:42:41 AM  
WTFDYW: steerforth: LavenderWolf: Mykeru: steerforth: Mykeru: "The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further."

Yeah, who hasn't been there? Am I right, guys? Yet, we allow this silent epidemic of assault on us to go on.

And it doesn't even have to be a woman we are in a relationship with. We could be standing on line, or at a meeting. Something is a bit off. You try a discreet sniff and then the full horror of the situation dawns on you depending on the prevailing winds or ventilation. You don't want to make a big thing of it, maybe you try to rationalize that it's her feet, but eventually, you have to stop lying to yourself and face up to the realization that the woman whose proximity we are in has a coont that simply stinks.

And she probably doesn't realize it. Maybe she thinks her fetid Taco of Doom™, like her crap, smells of sunshine and lavender, perhaps she thinks its "natural" or doesn't notice it at all. In fact, many women reading this thread right now might be completely unaware that men have do dodge away from walking directly behind them because she's got one bad clam.

So that's the reason. I thought it was just my foul looks and miserable personality.

Nope. Someone would have to get past the stink to get to know you have a miserable personality and as far as looks, your bad clam is egalitarian, in that even blind people can hate you.

Honestly, I'd discretely tell a woman such a thing. Probably get slapped, but I'd tell her for the same reason I'd tell her about toilet paper sticking out of her pants or something.


Yeah, I got slapped once when I told a guy his spunk tasted funky, but his mom said exactly the same thing so who was he to argue.

After reading your posts, I think I really like you. Let's go have a beer.

/used to hang with a woman with your sense of humor.
//she got married, and I got married.
///now we just pass each other on the street occasionally
////no, we're not married to each other


I'd love to have a beer with you but I have this problem with horrible vaginal odour, and brewers' yeast is just like a total no-no.
 
2010-11-04 08:48:22 AM  
FTFA; It was at this point Melissa allegedly produced a lock-back folding knife, pointed it at Danny and stated, "it ain't gonna lick itself."
 
2010-11-04 08:48:39 AM  
TappingTheVein: Horrible Vaginal Odor is a great name for a band.

Uh, no. No it isn't. Unless it accurately reflects the shiatty noise you call "music."
 
2010-11-04 08:49:27 AM  
steerforth: WTFDYW: steerforth: LavenderWolf: Mykeru: steerforth: Mykeru: "The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further."

Yeah, who hasn't been there? Am I right, guys? Yet, we allow this silent epidemic of assault on us to go on.

And it doesn't even have to be a woman we are in a relationship with. We could be standing on line, or at a meeting. Something is a bit off. You try a discreet sniff and then the full horror of the situation dawns on you depending on the prevailing winds or ventilation. You don't want to make a big thing of it, maybe you try to rationalize that it's her feet, but eventually, you have to stop lying to yourself and face up to the realization that the woman whose proximity we are in has a coont that simply stinks.

And she probably doesn't realize it. Maybe she thinks her fetid Taco of Doom™, like her crap, smells of sunshine and lavender, perhaps she thinks its "natural" or doesn't notice it at all. In fact, many women reading this thread right now might be completely unaware that men have do dodge away from walking directly behind them because she's got one bad clam.

So that's the reason. I thought it was just my foul looks and miserable personality.

Nope. Someone would have to get past the stink to get to know you have a miserable personality and as far as looks, your bad clam is egalitarian, in that even blind people can hate you.

Honestly, I'd discretely tell a woman such a thing. Probably get slapped, but I'd tell her for the same reason I'd tell her about toilet paper sticking out of her pants or something.


Yeah, I got slapped once when I told a guy his spunk tasted funky, but his mom said exactly the same thing so who was he to argue.

After reading your posts, I think I really like you. Let's go have a beer.

/used to hang with a woman with your sense of humor.
//she got married, and I got married.
///now we just pass each other on the street occasionally
////no, we're not married to each other

I'd love to have a beer with you but I have this problem with horrible vaginal odour, and brewers' yeast is just like a total no-no.


You show be green from this point forward.
Thanks for the luls
 
2010-11-04 08:54:56 AM  
WTFDYW: steerforth: WTFDYW: steerforth: LavenderWolf: Mykeru: steerforth: Mykeru: "The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further."

Yeah, who hasn't been there? Am I right, guys? Yet, we allow this silent epidemic of assault on us to go on.

And it doesn't even have to be a woman we are in a relationship with. We could be standing on line, or at a meeting. Something is a bit off. You try a discreet sniff and then the full horror of the situation dawns on you depending on the prevailing winds or ventilation. You don't want to make a big thing of it, maybe you try to rationalize that it's her feet, but eventually, you have to stop lying to yourself and face up to the realization that the woman whose proximity we are in has a coont that simply stinks.

And she probably doesn't realize it. Maybe she thinks her fetid Taco of Doom™, like her crap, smells of sunshine and lavender, perhaps she thinks its "natural" or doesn't notice it at all. In fact, many women reading this thread right now might be completely unaware that men have do dodge away from walking directly behind them because she's got one bad clam.

So that's the reason. I thought it was just my foul looks and miserable personality.

Nope. Someone would have to get past the stink to get to know you have a miserable personality and as far as looks, your bad clam is egalitarian, in that even blind people can hate you.

Honestly, I'd discretely tell a woman such a thing. Probably get slapped, but I'd tell her for the same reason I'd tell her about toilet paper sticking out of her pants or something.


Yeah, I got slapped once when I told a guy his spunk tasted funky, but his mom said exactly the same thing so who was he to argue.

After reading your posts, I think I really like you. Let's go have a beer.

/used to hang with a woman with your sense of humor.
//she got married, and I got married.
///now we just pass each other on the street occasionally
////no, we're not married to each other

I'd love to have a beer with you but I have this problem with horrible vaginal odour, and brewers' yeast is just like a total no-no.

You show be green from this point forward.
Thanks for the luls


Thanks! I tend to pop up in most vagina threads.
 
2010-11-04 08:56:53 AM  
steerforth:


Yeah, I got slapped once when I told a guy his spunk tasted funky, but his mom said exactly the same thing so who was he to argue.


Win.
 
2010-11-04 08:59:20 AM  
img110.imageshack.us
 
2010-11-04 09:06:15 AM  
KWPLunchbox: I love my woman and she has excellent hygiene but unfortunately due to medication its like something died inside her. So bj's without having to reciprocate!

I'm not sure Plan B counts as "medication".
 
2010-11-04 09:12:19 AM  
cool story, bro:

back in college, i was dating a relatively attractive girl (looked like a young joni mitchell), until one fateful friday night. I knew she had a habit of showering every other day instead of every day (something about her hair or face or something), but as I was headed down south, I thought I smelled something rank. I tried to be cool, cause she was kinda hot, but after a few seconds I asked her when the last time she had showered was. She said Monday. I then pointed out that things were a bit ... intense ... down there. She stuck one of her fingers in, then tasted that finger, and said "it's not that bad." I was so freaked out, I just got up and left. In retrospect, she probably would have been a real freak, but I was too young to know any better.
 
2010-11-04 09:17:49 AM  
CleverGuy81: cool story, bro:

back in college, i was dating a relatively attractive girl (looked like a young joni mitchell), until one fateful friday night. I knew she had a habit of showering every other day instead of every day (something about her hair or face or something), but as I was headed down south, I thought I smelled something rank. I tried to be cool, cause she was kinda hot, but after a few seconds I asked her when the last time she had showered was. She said Monday. I then pointed out that things were a bit ... intense ... down there. She stuck one of her fingers in, then tasted that finger, and said "it's not that bad." I was so freaked out, I just got up and left. In retrospect, she probably would have been a real freak, but I was too young to know any better.


Dude, that was her pooper.
 
2010-11-04 09:20:22 AM  
If you really wants some pics google the blue waffle. But be forewarned GROSSNESS AHEAD!
 
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