Charged only with domestic assault? Ummm shouldn't that be rape? If a man threatened a woman with a knife to perform sexual favours, he would be arrested for rape.

How often can you read the phrase "horrible vaginal odor" in the newspaper?

I don't know. Your mom still running that personal ad, subby?

I told your mom to wash that coont subby. (NSFW language)

Doctor_Who: Charged only with domestic assault? Ummm shouldn't that be rape? If a man threatened a woman with a knife to perform sexual favours, he would be arrested for rape.

You said "rape" twice.

SpinStopper: God, I miss My Name Is Earl ;)

oh, so you're the one.

Meatzilla: i268.photobucket.com

That is so wrong.

I not sure I could "precede" any further, even by logical definition

That article reads like white trash central.

I, for one, am thankful that the article included no pictures.

Hmmmmmmm..

With a tagline like that, I really don't want to read the story...

...nope, can't do it... still haven't eaten breakfast...

Was the Brandishing charge for the knife or her nether regions?

There's something awfully fishy about this story...

Thoroughly With Foil: There's something awfully fishy about this story...

Win

I've had the opportunity to decline such an opportunity once upon a time in college for exactly the same reason. Hot looking chick, horrendous hygeine. Couldn't keep the street cats away from my bedroom window for a week, even with a dumpster close by.
/csb NOT

There are three things that smell like fish.

One of them is fish.

/fz

Testiculus: I've had the opportunity to decline such an opportunity once upon a time in college for exactly the same reason. Hot looking chick, horrendous hygeine. Couldn't keep the street cats away from my bedroom window for a week, even with a dumpster close by.
/csb NOT

Same thing with me but it was at a hotel with a stripper that a shat load of stretch marks

ambassador_ahab: Doctor_Who: Charged only with domestic assault? Ummm shouldn't that be rape? If a man threatened a woman with a knife to perform sexual favours, he would be arrested for rape.

If a guy did that to a woman, I don't think it would be rape in most states. Some states might call it "attempted rape," or "attempted sexual assault," or something like that, but it doesn't seem like any actual sexual contact ever happened. I'm pretty sure there has to be some type of sexual "touching" for it to be rape.

This. Threats were indeed made, but the article seems to imply that things didn't advance beyond that state. In jurisdictions that distinguish between sexual assault and sexual battery one could argue that it's sexual assault, but that's about as far as one could go.

How about....


No.

Jesus woman wash out that hole and scrub them roast beef flaps!!!

I love my woman and she has excellent hygiene but unfortunately due to medication its like something died inside her. So bj's without having to reciprocate!

/doctor confirmed
//full of win
///thank generic deity for her Hitachi magic wand

If it smells like fish, it's a tasty dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.

KWPLunchbox: I love my woman and she has excellent hygiene but unfortunately due to medication its like something died inside her. So bj's without having to reciprocate!

/doctor confirmed
//full of win
///thank generic deity for her Hitachi magic wand

Dude thats gross Divorce it kill it cover it with lime and sawdust and burry it so it can't ever hurt anyone else

See? Us mature broads are just that comfortable with our sexuality. I doubt you'd find a twenty year old coed dropping trou & brandishing a knife while demanding cunnilingus.

//Much to many farker's disappointment.

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WAT?

FirstNationalBastard: Doctor_Who: Charged only with domestic assault? Ummm shouldn't that be rape? If a man threatened a woman with a knife to perform sexual favours, he would be arrested for rape.

He wouldn't only be arrested, he would be incarcerated for a few years, and have to register as a sex offender.

But, hey, it's only rape when a man does it to a woman. Women are never guilty.

Sad but true, when it comes to sex crime nothing else matters but gender. If only things were equal, and justice for all. It could drive a man to drink whiskey in the jar. Amid all this frantic inequality, some kind of monster has been born. Men are the unforgiven, but either women should be unforgiven too or the judas kiss for men must end. There are men that end up broken, beat, and scarred just for urinating in public. Some women think that we should just kill 'em all, make them jump in the fire. They truly are a master of puppets, forcing a creeping death on men.

/See if you can spot them all.

LavenderWolf: FirstNationalBastard: Doctor_Who: Charged only with domestic assault? Ummm shouldn't that be rape? If a man threatened a woman with a knife to perform sexual favours, he would be arrested for rape.

He wouldn't only be arrested, he would be incarcerated for a few years, and have to register as a sex offender.

But, hey, it's only rape when a man does it to a woman. Women are never guilty.

Sad but true, when it comes to sex crime nothing else matters but gender. If only things were equal, and justice for all. It could drive a man to drink whiskey in the jar. Amid all this frantic inequality, some kind of monster has been born. Men are the unforgiven, but either women should be unforgiven too or the judas kiss for men must end. There are men that end up broken, beat, and scarred just for urinating in public. Some women think that we should just kill 'em all, make them jump in the fire. They truly are a master of puppets, forcing a creeping death on men.

/See if you can spot them all.

Didn't get laid last weekend did you?

I think that about covers it...

LavenderWolf: FirstNationalBastard: Doctor_Who: Charged only with domestic assault? Ummm shouldn't that be rape? If a man threatened a woman with a knife to perform sexual favours, he would be arrested for rape.

He wouldn't only be arrested, he would be incarcerated for a few years, and have to register as a sex offender.

But, hey, it's only rape when a man does it to a woman. Women are never guilty.

Sad but true, when it comes to sex crime nothing else matters but gender. If only things were equal, and justice for all. It could drive a man to drink whiskey in the jar. Amid all this frantic inequality, some kind of monster has been born. Men are the unforgiven, but either women should be unforgiven too or the judas kiss for men must end. There are men that end up broken, beat, and scarred just for urinating in public. Some women think that we should just kill 'em all, make them jump in the fire. They truly are a master of puppets, forcing a creeping death on men.

/See if you can spot them all.


'Urinating in public' is my favorite Metallica song.

Cowin Myundies: LavenderWolf: FirstNationalBastard: Doctor_Who: Charged only with domestic assault? Ummm shouldn't that be rape? If a man threatened a woman with a knife to perform sexual favours, he would be arrested for rape.

He wouldn't only be arrested, he would be incarcerated for a few years, and have to register as a sex offender.

But, hey, it's only rape when a man does it to a woman. Women are never guilty.

Sad but true, when it comes to sex crime nothing else matters but gender. If only things were equal, and justice for all. It could drive a man to drink whiskey in the jar. Amid all this frantic inequality, some kind of monster has been born. Men are the unforgiven, but either women should be unforgiven too or the judas kiss for men must end. There are men that end up broken, beat, and scarred just for urinating in public. Some women think that we should just kill 'em all, make them jump in the fire. They truly are a master of puppets, forcing a creeping death on men.

/See if you can spot them all.

Didn't get laid last weekend did you?

How can you tell?

Slartibartfaster: I not sure I could "precede" any further, even by logical definition

You would have to find a way to post more comments near the top of the thread.

Thoroughly With Foil: LavenderWolf: FirstNationalBastard: Doctor_Who: Charged only with domestic assault? Ummm shouldn't that be rape? If a man threatened a woman with a knife to perform sexual favours, he would be arrested for rape.

He wouldn't only be arrested, he would be incarcerated for a few years, and have to register as a sex offender.

But, hey, it's only rape when a man does it to a woman. Women are never guilty.

Sad but true, when it comes to sex crime nothing else matters but gender. If only things were equal, and justice for all. It could drive a man to drink whiskey in the jar. Amid all this frantic inequality, some kind of monster has been born. Men are the unforgiven, but either women should be unforgiven too or the judas kiss for men must end. There are men that end up broken, beat, and scarred just for urinating in public. Some women think that we should just kill 'em all, make them jump in the fire. They truly are a master of puppets, forcing a creeping death on men.

/See if you can spot them all.


'Urinating in public' is my favorite Metallica song.

I lol'd

I was going to have tuna for lunch today, but for some reason, a burger sounds better.

/gag

Horrible Vaginal Odor is a great name for a band.

"The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further."

Yeah, who hasn't been there? Am I right, guys? Yet, we allow this silent epidemic of assault on us to go on.

And it doesn't even have to be a woman we are in a relationship with. We could be standing on line, or at a meeting. Something is a bit off. You try a discreet sniff and then the full horror of the situation dawns on you depending on the prevailing winds or ventilation. You don't want to make a big thing of it, maybe you try to rationalize that it's her feet, but eventually, you have to stop lying to yourself and face up to the realization that the woman whose proximity we are in has a coont that simply stinks.

And she probably doesn't realize it. Maybe she thinks her fetid Taco of Doom™, like her crap, smells of sunshine and lavender, perhaps she thinks its "natural" or doesn't notice it at all. In fact, many women reading this thread right now might be completely unaware that men have do dodge away from walking directly behind them because she's got one bad clam.




Gentlemen, I feel your pain. And your scorched nose hairs.