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2010-11-03 01:42:36 PM  
Pinner: misanthropic1: AgentKGB: /what a boytoy may look like?

Enjoy your bannanation.

So how long is the vacation or bannination, as a rule?
Can't you come back as another handle?


Let's hope not.
 
2010-11-03 01:43:20 PM  
phaseolus: rosy621: Since you're in the mood to post photos of her in a public forum... got any swimsuit pics?

Yes, yes I do. But no, I'm not going that far. :) And yes, she cares about her appearance very much. She works out, she eats well, she dresses well. It's to the point, though, that I'm a disappointment because I'm a t-shirt and jeans kinda gal. Oh well.
 
2010-11-03 01:44:02 PM  
Whoops I don't think that site likes hotlinking...

Sorry :(
 
2010-11-03 01:45:19 PM  
AgentKGB: Whoops I don't think that site likes hotlinking...

Sorry :(


That's funny.
 
2010-11-03 01:45:24 PM  
So, back to the thread with a poem that came to mind after seein' her name:

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a Bone...
...but when she bent over, ol' Rover took over
and gave her a Bone of his own!
 
2010-11-03 01:46:03 PM  
Pinner: misanthropic1: AgentKGB: /what a boytoy may look like?

Enjoy your bannanation.

So how long is the vacation or bannination, as a rule?
Can't you come back as another handle?


I honestly have no idea on the first point, I'd see no reason why you couldn't change your IP and come back under another handle, but I'd assume the hope is you come back a little wiser in such an event.

/some of us work.
 
2010-11-03 01:46:15 PM  
NotLinky: AgentKGB: /what a boytoy may look like?

Enjoy your Fark vacation.


Jesus CHRIST. I mean, Jesus farking Christ. I was about to eat some lunch, but that's not gonna happen.

On another note, if this was a 62 year old man we'd all fall to our knees and worship him as a God. Good on the old broad.

And as for the people who're questioning just how she got so many guys to bang her...do you even know any men? Barring an EXTREME deformity there is not a woman in the Western world who can't get her pipes cleaned on a regular basis by someone,and with minimal effort.
 
2010-11-03 01:46:30 PM  
AgentKGB: /what a boytoy may look like?

And that's why we don't hotlink, folks.

See you around, AgentKG used to B.
 
2010-11-03 01:47:19 PM  
"Oops! www.metro.co.uk seems to be having issues"
Farked
 
2010-11-03 01:47:50 PM  
AgentKGB: Whoops I don't think that site likes hotlinking...

Sorry :(


well, could have been worse. could have hotlinked from some bonehead CP-loving /b/tard with 'gotcha!' issues.
 
2010-11-03 01:48:21 PM  
AgentKGB: Whoops I don't think that site likes hotlinking...

Sorry :(


Fark rarely makes me actually laugh out loud, but that did it.
 
2010-11-03 01:48:57 PM  
All at once or one at a time?
 
2010-11-03 01:51:33 PM  
What acceptable hot links may look like:

i55.tinypic.com
 
2010-11-03 01:51:57 PM  
PEOPLE!
You are responsible for images you hotlink.

OMFG! What has been seen cannot be unseen!
!
 
2010-11-03 01:52:12 PM  
DirkTheDaring: AgentKGB: /what a boytoy may look like?

And that's why we don't hotlink, folks.

See you around, AgentKG used to B.


Considering the circumstances, I hope they let him off with a warning or a short suspension. We've all hotlinked. Or at least most of us have. I do it rarely, so I've never had an issue, but...doesn't that type of thing show up when you preview your post? Or is it only when it's actually in the thread that the picture changes?
 
2010-11-03 01:55:43 PM  
HobGadling: DirkTheDaring: AgentKGB: /what a boytoy may look like?

And that's why we don't hotlink, folks.

See you around, AgentKG used to B.

Considering the circumstances, I hope they let him off with a warning or a short suspension. We've all hotlinked. Or at least most of us have. I do it rarely, so I've never had an issue, but...doesn't that type of thing show up when you preview your post? Or is it only when it's actually in the thread that the picture changes?


Depends on the site linked to and their policies...

...but responses like this are the prime reason to never hotlink, aside from the moral/bandwidth issues.

/ c'mon, people. Photobucket's not that hard to use.
 
2010-11-03 01:56:20 PM  
Threads like this are what inspired my band's album cover:

img180.imageshack.us
 
2010-11-03 01:57:50 PM  
Good for her.
Crushing disappointment to all the men, who I can only assume are regulars on fark, who slept with her.
 
2010-11-03 02:01:20 PM  
All the white knights going on insulting anyone who thinks this is kind of gross need to STFU. She is not attractive, period, and her age obviously does not help. While I realize that old people have sex and I will likely do the same when I am old, it does not mean that it is pleasant to think about. Everyone takes nasty shiats too, yet most would find a an article featuring some huge fat guy talking about how he shiats 5x a day gross.
 
2010-11-03 02:02:32 PM  
there are a couple granny porn stars i wouldnt not hit. sasha and this other famous blond with a heavy southern accent - southern bell something or other...wow
 
2010-11-03 02:02:46 PM  
misanthropic1: AgentKGB: Whoops I don't think that site likes hotlinking...

Sorry :(

Fark rarely makes me actually laugh out loud, but that did it.


Hm... I would say I'm sorry I missed it, but I'm not so sure. So did the commenter hotlink to a picture that was detected by the host and then swapped for something disgusting? Or did they purposely hotlink to something disgusting? What was it?
 
2010-11-03 02:03:07 PM  
Yeah that shiat (literally) should show up in the preview.
 
2010-11-03 02:04:42 PM  
DirkTheDaring: What acceptable hot links may look like:

That's the funniest thing i've seen on Fark in a while. Of course, i'm easily entertained.
 
2010-11-03 02:04:45 PM  
Constance Velocity: misanthropic1: AgentKGB: Whoops I don't think that site likes hotlinking...

Sorry :(

Fark rarely makes me actually laugh out loud, but that did it.

Hm... I would say I'm sorry I missed it, but I'm not so sure. So did the commenter hotlink to a picture that was detected by the host and then swapped for something disgusting? Or did they purposely hotlink to something disgusting? What was it?


The first one; the site didn't appreciate the hotlink so we were "treated" to some tranny pr0n.
 
2010-11-03 02:04:47 PM  
Good for her. And by that, I mean she got her picture in the paper by making up a story that would get it there.

You go, attention-whore granny.
 
2010-11-03 02:05:46 PM  
Good for hwaaaaah
 
2010-11-03 02:06:57 PM  
misanthropic1: Constance Velocity: misanthropic1: AgentKGB: Whoops I don't think that site likes hotlinking...

Sorry :(

Fark rarely makes me actually laugh out loud, but that did it.

Hm... I would say I'm sorry I missed it, but I'm not so sure. So did the commenter hotlink to a picture that was detected by the host and then swapped for something disgusting? Or did they purposely hotlink to something disgusting? What was it?

The first one; the site didn't appreciate the hotlink so we were "treated" to some tranny pr0n.


nvm... ugh.
 
2010-11-03 02:07:05 PM  
J.Garcia'sRightMiddleFinger: All the white knights going on insulting anyone who thinks this is kind of gross need to STFU. She is not attractive, period, and her age obviously does not help. While I realize that old people have sex and I will likely do the same when I am old, it does not mean that it is pleasant to think about. Everyone takes nasty shiats too, yet most would find a an article featuring some huge fat guy talking about how he shiats 5x a day gross.

When you get old, you will be interested in shatting regularly too.
 
2010-11-03 02:07:53 PM  
J.Garcia'sRightMiddleFinger: All the white knights going on ... fat guy talking about how he shiats 5x a day gross.

This just went into somebody's copypasta folder, I'm sure of it.
 
2010-11-03 02:09:19 PM  
Meh; Good for her.
 
2010-11-03 02:10:54 PM  
J.Garcia'sRightMiddleFinger: All the white knights going on insulting anyone who thinks this is kind of gross need to STFU. She is not attractive, period, and her age obviously does not help. While I realize that old people have sex and I will likely do the same when I am old, it does not mean that it is pleasant to think about. Everyone takes nasty shiats too, yet most would find a an article featuring some huge fat guy talking about how he shiats 5x a day gross.

I'm guessing you're under 30, probably under 25.
 
2010-11-03 02:12:37 PM  
Same woman, last year.

i2.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-03 02:12:47 PM  
Is searching for an image in Google then linking to it considered Hot Linking? Here is an example:

montaraventures.com

If that is wrong, I apologize
 
2010-11-03 02:12:52 PM  
uncletogie: I'm guessing you're under 30, probably under 25.

nope
 
2010-11-03 02:13:19 PM  
Constance Velocity: misanthropic1: AgentKGB: Whoops I don't think that site likes hotlinking...

Sorry :(

Fark rarely makes me actually laugh out loud, but that did it.

Hm... I would say I'm sorry I missed it, but I'm not so sure. So did the commenter hotlink to a picture that was detected by the host and then swapped for something disgusting? Or did they purposely hotlink to something disgusting? What was it?


I was going to say number two. But it turned out to be number one displaying number two. If you know what I mean.
 
2010-11-03 02:15:22 PM  
Xenomech: 63 years old:

I will be seeing her from the 5th row a week from Saturday. How I'm going to fap with my wife sitting next to me I haven't figured out yet.
 
2010-11-03 02:17:58 PM  
J.Garcia'sRightMiddleFinger: uncletogie: I'm guessing you're under 30, probably under 25.

nope


So how many years until you're that age and quit having sex? ;)
 
2010-11-03 02:23:39 PM  
Yeah, that's a half-a-bottle-of-bourbon-and-asshole-friends right there.
 
2010-11-03 02:23:54 PM  
uncletogie: So how many years until you're that age and quit having sex? ;)

actually I am 30 so you weren't too far off. my main beef was that blanket insults were being thrown at anyone who found the thought of this woman getting it on with a different dude every 3 days unappealing.
 
2010-11-03 02:28:22 PM  
J.Garcia'sRightMiddleFinger: Everyone takes nasty shiats too, yet most would find a an article featuring some huge fat guy talking about how he shiats 5x a day gross.

I see you found my blog...
 
2010-11-03 02:29:48 PM  
Constance Velocity: rosy621: //Mom's 62
//Damn, I have some great genes

That was a stupid move. Didn't you learn anything from Homeschooled Girl or Rainbow Bright?


that is homeschooled girl's mom
 
2010-11-03 02:32:08 PM  
prickle27: Let me get this straight. She's 62, likes to fark, and finds younger guys that want to to fark her. What's the big deal here, how is this a news story?

free publicity for more one nighters, duh.
 
2010-11-03 02:40:54 PM  
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena" is stuck in my head now.

Good for her. Dry? Plenty of people use astroglide or KY or whatever. And if she likes sex that much and is hydrated, her hormones are just fine and she may well not need extra lube.

Appearance of her genitalia? If you look at pr0n, you've seen a whole range of variation in 20-somethings. Women rarely biatch about the eccentricities of your dicks. How the hell do you know what a 60+ year old pussy looks like unless you've got a fairly unusual pr0n kink?

She has more than appearance complaints about men her age, and rightly so. If she keeps herself in good physical condition, why shouldn't she reject beer guts and no stamina?

The former is a pretty good predictor of the latter.

Not to mention the guy who expects an hour long bj and then maybe delivers, because he's in denial about his ED, and then is too inconsiderate to come across with anything else. Fark that noise.

Yes, every guy sometimes has times when his dick won't cooperate with his desires. And we appreciate that that's emotionally uncomfortable, to say the least. However. You know it's going to happen to you sometimes. The graceful way to handle it is to take care of the lady anyway unless she says "later," which reassures her that desire is not the problem. Then, "Dunno what's going on. Let's take a break." Or, nibble her ear or kiss your way up her neck and whisper in her ear, "Dunno what it is, but I'd love it if you'd give me a raincheck for a couple of days."

Then there's the ungentlemanly way of handling it, which is to soak up a lot of effort from the lady and then effectively shrug it off with an, "Oops, sorry." Even if you offer a later, if you don't at least offer to get her off some other way--and mean it--it's obvious you simply expect her to service you. It's also implied that she just didn't do a good enough job.

If it really is her, just be a gentleman, take that graceful raincheck, and then don't call.

Having a dick doesn't mean you have to be one.
 
2010-11-03 02:45:30 PM  
8.5 tailed fox: I think it's wrong. Because sex is for procollection and she is too old to have babby.

Then how do you explain anal sex with your sister? What are we "procollecting" there?

www.motifake.com
 
2010-11-03 02:59:53 PM  
Her pussy smelled like the great depression i bet
 
2010-11-03 03:04:25 PM  
Also, England has a large fetish scene. Significantly older women is some guys' kink. I don't have to be able to emotionally wrap my head around it to accept that for just about every kink you can imagine, there are a lot of people who have it.

Hell, I'll date significantly older men, if they're in shape. By "in shape" I don't mean exercise-video kind of shape, I mean you can tell a lot of it's muscle, they're less than maybe sixty pounds overweight for their age, and it's reasonably distributed. They don't have twinkie poisoning or mass couch-potato-itis.

If I really like a guy and it's genuinely can't because of some health issue, it would make a big difference to whether I was attracted or not. Forex lost his legs serving his country. Balls of steel will overcome just about anything else.

I'm in my 40s. So why shouldn't there be guys in their 40s who would rather have sex with an older woman who's loving it than with their ex-wife who treated sex like an unpleasant chore?
 
2010-11-03 03:09:06 PM  
Moderator: PEOPLE! You are responsible for images you hotlink. OMFG! What has been seen cannot be unseen!!

Wow. I can see I'm late to the party.

Musta been one spiiiicy meatball.
 
2010-11-03 03:09:47 PM  
I certainly want no part of the woman in TFA but good for her. I hope I'm banging 200 random chicks when I'm in my 60s.
 
2010-11-03 03:16:05 PM  
Truly, I don't know how old the oldest guy I've gone out with was. I don't quiz potential dates about their age. I don't consciously seek out older men, but if I'm attracted to a guy and he doesn't raise red flags of being an ax murderer or something, it's just not relevant to me.

Guys in their 20s are kind of a turn-off. It's not so much the number. If he's legal, he's legal. There's just something off-putting. Not really sure what.

I can see how guys would hit it (Ms. Bone) but wouldn't admit it. LOL
 
2010-11-03 03:19:00 PM  
zunkus: I certainly want no part of the woman in TFA but good for her. I hope I'm banging 200 random chicks when I'm in my 60s.

Okay, mental image of older guy in a dogpile of 30-something women. Too funny.
 
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