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		From the "cannot be unread" file: Grandmother, 62, has sex with 200 toyboys in two years (metro.co.uk)		186
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NittLion78		2010-11-03 11:10:48 AM

jaylectricity		2010-11-03 11:14:50 AM

FTA: 'If they stay over I insist they sleep in the spare room. I don't want to wake up next to them,' she added.

So after I bang you I can go in the spare room, wait for you to fall asleep and rummage your house?

xanadian		2010-11-03 11:17:14 AM

I love how her last name is "Bone."

UberDave		2010-11-03 11:19:57 AM

Her name is *not* "Mrs. Bone"...if so, that's hilarious!

IdBeCrazyIf		2010-11-03 11:25:05 AM

Are you sure its not the same guy 200 times, I mean dementia is likely setting in at that point.

Adjective Bird Whiskey		2010-11-03 11:49:32 AM

Grandma, you slut.

Mort_Q		2010-11-03 12:12:27 PM

Good for her!

Lollipop165		2010-11-03 12:12:34 PM

Yes, people can only enjoy sex until they are in their mid-40s and/or become unattractive. After that they have to stop being sexual beings just in case someone finds it "icky".

/we all grow old, people

j0e_average		2010-11-03 12:12:48 PM

I just threw up in my mouth.

ChipNASA		2010-11-03 12:13:01 PM

I read that as "TOYBEARS" and I was all like...WTF?!?!? and......

foobooz.com

/did anyone else?!?!

K3rmy		2010-11-03 12:13:22 PM

Mom?

God Is My Co-Pirate		2010-11-03 12:14:28 PM

I may have found my role model.

realtorofthemonth		2010-11-03 12:17:33 PM

suffers from back pain? really?

robhare4916		2010-11-03 12:17:42 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Grandma, you slut.

Sir that is MY Grandma.

Savage Bacon		2010-11-03 12:18:09 PM

"Toyboys"?

skilbride		2010-11-03 12:18:16 PM

...would like a word.

anotar		2010-11-03 12:19:46 PM

Hey I looked, see there are hot 62 year olds and some not so hot 62 year olds. Submitter should edit his word "unread" to "unseen" to make the article more accurate.

metallion		2010-11-03 12:20:02 PM

They couldn't help themselves.

She knows things.......................

dk47		2010-11-03 12:20:47 PM

UberDave: Her name is *not* "Mrs. Bone"...if so, that's hilarious!

Headline fail.

continental_sausage		2010-11-03 12:20:53 PM

Mrs. Bone, you're trying to seduce me.

Aren't you?

fark the casbah		2010-11-03 12:21:08 PM

robhare4916: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Grandma, you slut.

Sir that is MY Grandma.

Wait, wait, everybody calm down. It sounds like everyone can have a turn.

\I wonder if she keeps a bowl of hard candy on the side table, presumably next to the condoms.

KillAllHumans		2010-11-03 12:21:41 PM

you're just like...boys with toys

www.007museum.com

Do A Barrel Roll		2010-11-03 12:22:26 PM

Her husband must be pissed.

img.listal.com

66dude		2010-11-03 12:22:42 PM

I am amazed to hear that so many toyboys are willing to fark her dry, flappy lips. At least they can't knock her up, so she has that going for her I guess!

phaseolus		2010-11-03 12:22:44 PM

62. Uh-huh.

Besides maybe the 55yo who looks 30 in the other day's showering thread, are there ANY women out there who do NOT lie about their age?

slimfast		2010-11-03 12:22:57 PM

'If they stay over I insist they sleep in the spare room. I don't want to wake up next to them,' I wouldn't want to wake up next to her either. Of course if she enjoys sex as much as she says, ie. highly orgasmic, then - yeah! - I'd just turn off the lights.

DirkTheDaring		2010-11-03 12:23:22 PM

"Sex-mad grandmother Carol Bone..."

i51.tinypic.com

Also... Good for her!

NotLinky		2010-11-03 12:23:33 PM

Post-menopausal women can't get pregnant, and they can teach you a few things. It seems like a win-win to me.

RivenSilver		2010-11-03 12:23:43 PM

That's a hard 62

padraig		2010-11-03 12:23:45 PM

Well, you know, Helen Mirren is 67 year-old, so there's at least one sexagenarian I would glady have sex with.

/hey hey, I said sexagenarian.

DirkTheDaring		2010-11-03 12:27:40 PM

I bet she gives an amazing gum job.

Nick Nostril		2010-11-03 12:28:37 PM

continental_sausage: Mrs. Bone, you're trying to seduce me.

Aren't you?

Mrs Seduce, you're trying to bone me, aren't you.

/hey, it works both ways

ExperianScaresCthulhu		2010-11-03 12:28:49 PM

Mort_Q: Good for her!

Indeed. Go 'head, g'mama.

JRoo		2010-11-03 12:29:25 PM

I'd do a granny.

i.ytimg.com

"You are a gmilf. That is a grandmother I'd like to f***."

ExperianScaresCthulhu		2010-11-03 12:29:47 PM

and subby is a crusty fingered limp micro-prick owner.

SLCBreeze		2010-11-03 12:30:04 PM

"I'm on the phone with the Bone of another kind"

-Cool Kids

wood		2010-11-03 12:31:09 PM

old whores never die.

God Bless America!

Nick Nostril		2010-11-03 12:31:10 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: and subby is a crusty fingered limp micro-prick owner.

That may be, but at least he's not blind.

Pinner		2010-11-03 12:32:27 PM

I bet she prolapses when you ass fark her.

pswdfreak		2010-11-03 12:32:59 PM

Santa's helper aims to please.
media.graytvinc.com

/Too obscure unless you grew up in Kansas.

Rawry		2010-11-03 12:33:25 PM

66dude: I am amazed to hear that so many toyboys are willing to fark her dry, flappy lips. At least they can't knock her up, so she has that going for her I guess!

FTA: "after joining 13 dating websites"

Never underestimate the amount of horny desperate men on the internet.

Good for her.

I Love Happy Stuff		2010-11-03 12:34:29 PM

JimmySlicings		2010-11-03 12:37:39 PM

RatLiver		2010-11-03 12:39:03 PM

66dude: I am amazed to hear that so many toyboys are willing to fark her dry, flappy lips. At least they can't knock her up, so she has that going for her I guess!

The pay off is the Blow Job

offacue		2010-11-03 12:39:04 PM

How many boners could a Bone bone if a Bone could bone boners?

AndreMA		2010-11-03 12:39:34 PM

ChipNASA: I read that as "TOYBEARS" and I was all like...WTF?!?!? and......

/did anyone else?!?!

Nope, but I read it as "tomboys" and thought it was about underage lesbian action.

orclover		2010-11-03 12:39:43 PM

Amature.

JohnCarter		2010-11-03 12:41:01 PM

Whatever gets her through the day - I applaud her fortitude

How about a BJ granny?

thisstupidtshirt		2010-11-03 12:41:40 PM

FTFA: 'If they stay over I insist they sleep in the spare room. I don't want to wake up next to them,' she added.

deal breaker.

Grass Hopper		2010-11-03 12:43:24 PM

Lollipop165: Yes, people can only enjoy sex until they are in their mid-40s and/or become unattractive. After that they have to stop being sexual beings just in case someone finds it "icky".

/we all grow old, people

I think the funny thing is she find men her own age "icky". Because she's such a "10".

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