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(Irish Examiner)		Cunning DJ caught masturbating on an Aer Lingus flight (irishexaminer.com)		80
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show me		2010-11-03 11:35:40 AM

First Wank!

Sybarite		2010-11-03 11:53:40 AM

Neil Prendeville was seen to expose himself and masturbate as he sat in his seat on a flight from London Heathrow to Cork on October 9 last.

I'm worried about the penis exposure system they've got at Heathrow.

rebelyell2006		2010-11-03 02:24:13 PM

I had an old Irish guy as a teacher once, from Cork. His accent was thick and funny. The "r" tended to get dropped whenever he spoke of County Cork.

rickythepenguin		2010-11-03 02:24:23 PM

"I thought I was in the cockpit!"

"Please ensure your junk is locked and in the upright position"

" "

umm....hat's all i got.

Excen		2010-11-03 02:24:31 PM

At least he's got public proof he's a member of the mile ahead club.

probesport		2010-11-03 02:25:29 PM

Hung the DJ?

belgianguy		2010-11-03 02:25:39 PM

He should've flown Cunni Lingus.

medius		2010-11-03 02:26:04 PM

If you had an uncle Jack and he was stuck on a horse, would you help your uncle masturbate the horse?

Pinner		2010-11-03 02:26:24 PM

I hate it when that happens. I was at this PTA meeting once...

jrkeenan65		2010-11-03 02:28:02 PM

Thanks Bin Laden!

lennavan		2010-11-03 02:28:06 PM

The popular presenter however insisted he had no recall of the alleged incident, having taken painkillers for a neck injury prior to boarding the 10.15pm flight as well as having imbibed alcohol while in London.

"If the reports in the Examiner are true," he said on 96FM, "and I can't deny that they are not, because I just don't recall, I would like to take the opportunity to offer my deepest apologies to the passengers on the plane, to the flight personnel, to my family... to my employers and my work colleagues and to all of the people of Cork.

So he did it, he remembers it and he wants to keep his job so he lied about it and took no responsibility for it.

Liberally1337		2010-11-03 02:29:20 PM

Putting Irish stereotypes to rest, once and for all!

GreenSun		2010-11-03 02:29:34 PM

Now I know what drink to mix if I want to forget my problems... and end up masturbating.

EffervescingElephant		2010-11-03 02:30:06 PM

Wasn't this guy was it?

/Hot like a nice cup o tea from Mrs. Doyle

Yoleus		2010-11-03 02:32:49 PM

If you fly Ryanair you can get your junk out no problem as long as you've paid the £20 getting your junk out surcharge.

therealpope		2010-11-03 02:33:22 PM

"having taken painkillers for a neck injury prior to boarding the 10.15pm flight" - Oh, the Charlie Sheen defense.

vicejay		2010-11-03 02:35:43 PM

The red him his rights?

vicejay		2010-11-03 02:36:27 PM

"they".. sigh, I'm going back to bed.

groovykindahate		2010-11-03 02:37:52 PM

".. I just don't recall.."

Sounds like he doesn't know what came over him...

Headso		2010-11-03 02:38:49 PM

Who you want masturbating next to you on a plane:
freakymartin.com

Who you got masturbating next to you on a plane:
media.tcm.ie

DJ_Swammi		2010-11-03 02:38:55 PM

I resemble that remark

pudding7		2010-11-03 02:39:47 PM

I still have my little bottle of whiskey from the time I flew Aer Lingus to Dublin for St. Patty's Day. If I'd been on the flight back that afternoon, I probably would have done the same.

Guinness + real Irish girls = sweet merciful jebus.

sirbissel		2010-11-03 02:41:37 PM

No pictures of Candace Cameron?

Timmy the Tumor		2010-11-03 02:42:19 PM

There once was a DJ from Cork
Who liked to jerk off with a fork
His friend said "You goon"
"Whack off with a Spoon"
"It's pork you jerk off with a fork."

/got nothin'

Loud_Mouth_Soup		2010-11-03 02:43:05 PM

I thought it said "Cock radio personality..."

But then I knew Dean Blundell was still here in Toronto.

mycatisposter		2010-11-03 02:46:21 PM

Does he speak jive?

medius		2010-11-03 02:50:26 PM

Timmy the Tumor: There once was a DJ from Cork
Who liked to jerk off with a fork
His friend said "You goon"
"Whack off with a Spoon"
"It's pork you jerk off with a fork."

/got nothin'

There once was a DJ from Cork
Who couldn't keep his hands off his dork
But when flying in coach
You'll get just reproach
If you hog the armrest applying more torque.

GungFu		2010-11-03 02:51:42 PM

In other news...

A Cork man drowned today. His name was Bob.

/Rich Hall

MCStymie		2010-11-03 02:53:28 PM

Fat Boy Slim is fapping in Heaven,
Fat Boy Slim is fapping in Heaven,
Fat Boy Slim is fapping in Heaven,
fapping in, fapping in, fapping in Heaven.

/Okay, NOW I'll RTFA.

nacarter		2010-11-03 02:56:04 PM

If everybody fapped the same, we'd get tired of lookin' at each other

/Groove Armada

elev8meL8r		2010-11-03 03:05:30 PM

Dudes. Every time I click the link, it's always a dude.

Never a cute girl. I guess if it were a cute girl, nobody would complain.

Of course, I know that the first time I don't click on the link, it'll be a girl.

Lloyd Braun		2010-11-03 03:05:38 PM

I'm glad to hear that I'm not the only who gets incredibly horny in airplanes.

RedEmily		2010-11-03 03:10:08 PM

elev8meL8r: Dudes. Every time I click the link, it's always a dude.

Never a cute girl. I guess if it were a cute girl, nobody would complain.

Of course, I know that the first time I don't click on the link, it'll be a girl.

I doubt you'll ever see one with a cute girl.

Now maybe a cute girl and guy getting it on in the bathroom is a possibility. I would assume you would be okay with that?

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot		2010-11-03 03:10:52 PM

Yoleus: If you fly Ryanair you can get your junk out no problem as long as you've paid the £20 getting your junk out surcharge.

HA. It's funny 'cause it's true.

medius: There once was a DJ from Cork
Who couldn't keep his hands off his dork
But when flying in coach
You'll get just reproach
If you hog the armrest applying more torque.

That...that was beautiful.

/little tear

MBooda		2010-11-03 03:16:12 PM

approves

blood_and_thunder		2010-11-03 03:22:33 PM

belgianguy: He should've flown Cunni Lingus.

That's the joke.

elev8meL8r		2010-11-03 03:23:13 PM

RedEmily: Now maybe a cute girl and guy getting it on in the bathroom is a possibility. I would assume you would be okay with that?

Okay? Hell, I'd encourage it!

medius		2010-11-03 03:23:53 PM

elev8meL8r: RedEmily: Now maybe a cute girl and guy getting it on in the bathroom is a possibility. I would assume you would be okay with that?

Okay? Hell, I'd encourage it!

only if they leave the door open

Snapper Carr		2010-11-03 03:24:52 PM

was he a Colonel?

www.tigriffith.com

elev8meL8r		2010-11-03 03:26:03 PM

medius: elev8meL8r: RedEmily: Now maybe a cute girl and guy getting it on in the bathroom is a possibility. I would assume you would be okay with that?

Okay? Hell, I'd encourage it!

only if they leave the door open

I bet they could work some kinky stuff with a bunch of these:

firesomeonetoday.com

overlord		2010-11-03 03:30:24 PM

Since the incident, Mr Prendeville left a voice message on the telephone of the woman who was sitting beside him on the flight.

How did he get the contact info of the woman on the plane? Did he call the guy too?

"Sorry for hogging the arm rest and flinging man-chowder on you."

tarhammer		2010-11-03 03:33:26 PM

Dont you just wish that Cunard cruise lines would merge with Aer Lingus to form a two headed air and sea travel company?

Now...what could they possibly call the merged company...?

LordBeavis		2010-11-03 03:40:36 PM

therealpope: "having taken painkillers for a neck injury prior to boarding the 10.15pm flight" - Oh, the Charlie Sheen defense.

Maybe this is just me, but if I had taken painkillers, embibed alcohol, and started wanking, I'd be much more likely to pull most of the skin off of my member than derive any pleasure from it.

YouSaidWhat		2010-11-03 03:44:59 PM

"He indicated he would be taking some "breathing space" in light of the incident."

Isn't that what got him in trouble in the begining?

TechnoHead		2010-11-03 03:52:41 PM

Jesusfarkingchrist!

Couldn't he whack of in the bathroom like everybody else?

Doesn't anybody follow proper masturbation etiquette these days?

What is this world coming to????

/or should it be 'cumming to'?

Shatner's Bassoon		2010-11-03 03:56:15 PM

Solicitor and friend Gerald Kean said: "His family, friends and colleagues are 100% behind him.

Probably the safest place to stand, to be fair, lest you be covered in ejaculate.

RedEmily		2010-11-03 03:56:56 PM

elev8meL8r: RedEmily: Now maybe a cute girl and guy getting it on in the bathroom is a possibility. I would assume you would be okay with that?

Okay? Hell, I'd encourage it!

Me too. Usually the movies suck.

WiSK		2010-11-03 03:58:06 PM

medius: There once was a DJ from Cork
Who couldn't keep his hands off his dork
But when flying in coach
You'll get just reproach
If you hog the armrest applying more torque.

A radio presenter named Neil
Hurt his neck in an airplane ordeal
Mixed a half pint of gin
Made a stiff Mickey Finn
Thus forgot he was wanking with zeal

GolemGolem		2010-11-03 04:09:32 PM

As someone who has blacked out on pills and booze, I can believe his story. I once woke up with no idea my wife took me to the ER and I beeped the doctors nose with my pants around my ankles. This is why I stay the fark away from benzos these days...