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(Stuff.co.nz)   Fluffy handcuffs, nipple tickler, lace G-string combo set. For kids   (stuff.co.nz ) divider line
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2010-11-03 08:31:59 AM  
Well it depends, are you kids hot?
 
2010-11-03 08:45:38 AM  
I had to make my own was I was a kid.
 
2010-11-03 08:48:43 AM  
They grow up so fast these days.
 
2010-11-03 09:07:42 AM  
Looking at the package art, I'm guessing this is a Japanese product.
 
Pud
2010-11-03 09:30:17 AM  
Never mind the sexy toy pack. There are guns on that display rack! Are you hearing me GUNS!!!
 
2010-11-03 09:35:52 AM  
Oh those sexy, sexy children.
 
2010-11-03 09:41:08 AM  
Sex toys. You know, for kids!
 
2010-11-03 09:42:24 AM  
OK what is some idiot overreacting about now?

*clicks link*

Uh, yeah--that's kind of f*cked up.
 
2010-11-03 09:49:46 AM  
Wow. See-thru lace thongs. Fluffy handcuffs. Feather. Packaged for kids. Man, playing house sure isn't what it used to be.
 
2010-11-03 09:50:07 AM  

ne2d: Uh, yeah--that's kind of f*cked up.


Agreed.
 
2010-11-03 09:50:21 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: I had to make my own was I was a kid.


was you was, or was you wasn't?

Seriously, though, it's more than a little creepy that this product made it past as many people as would be necessary to make it to a store shelf without someone stopping to think that this is really inappropriate for kids.
 
2010-11-03 09:51:11 AM  
You have no idea how hard it is to find fuzzy cuffs that size.
 
2010-11-03 09:51:15 AM  
Do they come in any other colors?

/wait...what?!?
 
2010-11-03 09:51:31 AM  
Pedobear pshopped in a gimp mask?
 
2010-11-03 09:52:47 AM  
Yeah. What happened to hairbrush handles and knit scarfs.

Never understood why the sisters fought over the hair brushes until I put that quarter in to that movie projector.
 
2010-11-03 09:53:24 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-11-03 09:54:57 AM  
Hawt.

In all seriousness though... That's kinda screwed up. Who made the toy? That's who I'd be going after. Is there actually a market for this kind of shiat? Because that's double farked up.
 
2010-11-03 09:55:03 AM  
Sex Cauldron
 
2010-11-03 09:55:48 AM  
From the picture it looks like there is only one left. I dont' know which is more disturbing, the fact that they make this product at all, or the fact that someone is obviously buying it.
 
2010-11-03 09:56:49 AM  
Notice the fuzzy handcuffs and panties are right on the shelf by the black mask and guns, sort of whole Dominant Subservient thing going on...very creepy

Not making a judgement, just saying
 
2010-11-03 09:56:59 AM  
www.jonathanrosenbaum.com
 
2010-11-03 09:57:35 AM  
Also available:

halloweenmart.com
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WTF?!?
 
2010-11-03 09:58:04 AM  
Years ago, I remember seeing somebody wearing a T-shirt that said "top ten things you don't want to overhear in a sex shop"

#1 was "hey, Does this come in child sizes?"
 
2010-11-03 10:00:18 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Yeah. What happened to hairbrush handles and knit scarfs.

Never understood why the sisters fought over the hair brushes until I put that quarter in to that movie projector.



In a store I once stumbled on a hairbrush that had a vibrate function, and strategically placed massage bumps on the back of the brush head.

Manufacturers finally got wise I suppose.
 
2010-11-03 10:05:05 AM  

Ikahoshi: Harry Freakstorm: Yeah. What happened to hairbrush handles and knit scarfs.

Never understood why the sisters fought over the hair brushes until I put that quarter in to that movie projector.


In a store I once stumbled on a hairbrush that had a vibrate function, and strategically placed massage bumps on the back of the brush head.

Manufacturers finally got wise I suppose.


I've always wondered about those oversized vibrating pens that they sell to kids.
 
2010-11-03 10:06:22 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

"Can I get a discount if I order in bulk?"
 
2010-11-03 10:08:49 AM  

Oldiron_79: Pedobear pshopped in a gimp mask?


You rang?

img217.imageshack.us
 
2010-11-03 10:13:04 AM  
Can someone tell me is this a poorly placed adult novelty item or is it actually child sized? farked up either way.
 
2010-11-03 10:14:49 AM  
THIS IS WHAT LIBERALS WANT. WAKE UP, AMERICA.
 
2010-11-03 10:14:50 AM  
static2.stuff.co.nz

Right next to... AMERICA! FARK YEAH!
Same logo and everything =D
 
2010-11-03 10:17:33 AM  

Oldiron_79: Pedobear pshopped in a gimp mask?


OK, now what?

farm2.static.flickr.com
 
2010-11-03 10:18:07 AM  
The Miley Cyrus training kit.

/amidoinitrite?
 
2010-11-03 10:18:24 AM  
I don't know which is more unsettling - the fact that's located with the toys or the fact that there's only one set left.
 
2010-11-03 10:18:44 AM  
And they look at ME funny when I ask where the children's sizes are in Victoria's Secret.
 
2010-11-03 10:19:09 AM  

pdavis99: Wow. See-thru lace thongs. Fluffy handcuffs. Feather. Packaged for kids. Man, playing house sure isn't what it used to be.


Somebody needs to be the maid.

The naughty, naughty maid.
 
2010-11-03 10:19:41 AM  

Zombie Eater: Ikahoshi: Harry Freakstorm: In a store I once stumbled on a hairbrush that had a vibrate function, and strategically placed massage bumps on the back of the brush head.

Manufacturers finally got wise I suppose.

I've always wondered about those oversized vibrating pens that they sell to kids.


Yeah, talk to my gf about that.

Seems she loved those pens. They helped her pass the time in class. :-)
 
2010-11-03 10:19:43 AM  
Now they can play the rejuvenating a dead sex life through roleplaying JUST LIKE MOM AND DAD.
 
2010-11-03 10:19:47 AM  
Considering its New Zealand I'm surprised these don't also come in sheep sizes.
 
2010-11-03 10:20:51 AM  
they just want to dress like mommy
 
2010-11-03 10:22:41 AM  
Pre-teen sized!! Bull-farkin' shiat! I had an eight-year old try them on and everything was still too small!

/Off to go answer the nice men with guns at my front door
 
2010-11-03 10:30:12 AM  

evilsearat: Right next to... AMERICA! FARK YEAH!
Same logo and everything =D


Must be from the wild-west prequel.
 
2010-11-03 10:30:58 AM  
Wow. There are no words.
 
2010-11-03 10:32:47 AM  
No mother, really! I like Harry Potter. Big fan. Now gimme the goddamned broom before I crayola the shiat out of your sitting room.
 
2010-11-03 10:33:14 AM  

Dorkemada: I don't know which is more unsettling - the fact that's located with the toys or the fact that there's only one set left.



No, the disturbing part is they are sized for children. No way that's an adult item in the wrong place.
 
2010-11-03 10:35:00 AM  

EMCGuy: Dorkemada: I don't know which is more unsettling - the fact that's located with the toys or the fact that there's only one set left.


No, the disturbing part is they are sized for children. No way that's an adult item in the wrong place.


Look at the handcuffs compared to the ones next to them. They're much bigger. There's no way to tell how big the panties are, though.
 
2010-11-03 10:35:38 AM  
Since this "toy" seems to be flying off of the rack, let's hope it doesn't end up on this year's Top 10 Toys for Christmas 2010 list.
 
2010-11-03 10:37:40 AM  
That's disgusting. Kids should only play with age-appropriate toys, for example:
img24.imageshack.us
 
2010-11-03 10:42:40 AM  

Kirk's_Toupee: Wow. There are no words.


i count 5
 
2010-11-03 10:43:04 AM  
At our halloween party, one guy came in an awesomely perfect Pedobear costume. I asked around, and almost no one knew what he actually was.
Am I on Fark too much?
 
Biv
2010-11-03 10:43:29 AM  

EMCGuy: Dorkemada: I don't know which is more unsettling - the fact that's located with the toys or the fact that there's only one set left.


No, the disturbing part is they are sized for children. No way that's an adult item in the wrong place.


The non-fluffy ones hurt too much. Better to have options.
 
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