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(   Play which included oral sex went off without a hitch last night in front of a flaccid crowd of 35 people. From the sfw pic of the performers, nothing to see here, move along   ( divider line
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2003-06-27 11:36:04 AM  
Hmm I wonder if it was a stimulating performance? Did it get a rise out of the audience? I got nothing...
2003-06-27 11:42:35 AM  
Nothing to see my ass. That chick looks fine to me. Hell, if her c0-star ever calls in sick, I'll stand in for him.
2003-06-27 11:46:56 AM  
Was the performance titilating? Did the applause come forth?
2003-06-27 11:49:23 AM  
So the performance opened with the parting of the curtains followed by the parting of the curtains?
2003-06-27 11:53:55 AM  
Everyone talks big, but when it comes to bumping uglies in front of an audience, most men shrink from the task. It's harder than it seems.
2003-06-27 11:54:29 AM  
Cripes, she looks like a street hooker.
2003-06-27 12:01:45 PM  
The whole play was just sex?
2003-06-27 12:03:18 PM  
It was sort of like how I got lucky last night fellass..
Minus the oral sex part.
2003-06-27 12:03:43 PM  
Astute use of 'flaccid' in the headline...
2003-06-27 12:04:00 PM  
Drew, is that you?

[image from too old to be available]
2003-06-27 12:04:22 PM  
Come to think of it I was watching MASH alone last night. but at least it was a good episode.
2003-06-27 12:04:22 PM  
I would like to see this performed by Bobbi Bliss and Rocco Siffredi.

Talk amongst yourselves...
2003-06-27 12:04:37 PM  
Is there a real reason for live sex shows being illegal, or is it just a morality law?
2003-06-27 12:05:43 PM  
ahh vancouver. where the art-obsessed new age trendy, meet sexually free drug-happy hippies.

/would rather not see that act anyway
2003-06-27 12:05:58 PM  
Probably requires an adult entertainment license when its not "art".
2003-06-27 12:06:35 PM  
Ugh. If they look like that, I don't want to see sex acts. Woof-woof.

In all seriousness, folks, this is just a publicity stunt to get attention to some pathetic theater people. Worked, too. They'll probably get a big fat grant for this.
2003-06-27 12:06:59 PM  
This is just like my all anal version of CATS
2003-06-27 12:07:13 PM  
Since when did 69 turn into an artistic thing? Havin' a chubby in a cube at work sucks.
2003-06-27 12:07:30 PM  
I love this (you crazy Canadans)

"No undercover officers appeared to be present"

Well that would be the point of undercover officers, huh?

(And yes, I meant Canadans)
2003-06-27 12:07:37 PM  
Wow... just wow.

Not that people are having sex on stage. more power to them and all that. More wow that thirty-five people would pay money to watch a play that involves

1 self-absorbed monologue by the creator as to why his work is significant (dunno if you've ever heard one of these but not the height of drama)

2 Some oral sex

3. The performers being painted and rolled on canvass.

4. There aint no four. That's the end.

No wonder the cops decided not to give a rats ass. That's not a play. Ten times faster to have the play close normally when the audience shrinks to four for the third performance.
2003-06-27 12:08:07 PM  
Yuck. That is all.
2003-06-27 12:08:32 PM  
stainlesssteel... good question.
2003-06-27 12:08:38 PM  
bring out the hedgehog!!!
2003-06-27 12:09:56 PM  
I now have a raging soft-on. Furiously working to change that.
2003-06-27 12:11:46 PM  

This is just like my all anal version of CATS

Word up man.
2003-06-27 12:12:29 PM  
Holy crap that hit the main page fast!

well, we finally discover the "Dana" is an outie.
there was some conjecture that this might have been
lesbian art, with Dana and Tanya as hte feature performers.

I wonder if the artistic movement reached a conclusion, as it were.
2003-06-27 12:12:30 PM  
Woot Woot! Kitsilano representin'!
2003-06-27 12:14:03 PM  
Ahh, brings back memories of high school and college cast parties...stupid slutty actors.
2003-06-27 12:17:19 PM  
Threadjack- who has seen other people having sex- for real?
Paid performances don't count.
2003-06-27 12:17:47 PM  
She wanted to audition for a musical, but couldn't sing all that well.

Humming, on the other hand...
2003-06-27 12:18:29 PM  
So what if they can have oral sex on stage. We can have anal sex in the privacy of our homes. I have this picture in my head of the girl getting eaten and rolling her eyes, twirling her hair and saying "oh, baby" in a monotone voice.
2003-06-27 12:19:22 PM  
This is the kind of thing that makes me wonder why the audience didn't just rent a copy of "Oral Adventures" or something. They'd get DVD quality, good sound, and the privacy of their own homes to...well, do whatever it is they want to do. You know. Ahem.

I remember seeing some "street theater" in NYC a few years ago where the two leads simulated some oral sex. There were two problems with this: 1) It was obviously "simulated", and not very well, and 2) both male and female leads were real uggos. Most of the people who were watching either left in disgust or started laughing and yelling insults at the actors.
2003-06-27 12:20:32 PM  
Whoa!!!!! Hold on there, honey... You got the part!
2003-06-27 12:21:15 PM  


I definitely think one thing needs to be changed. Intermission should follow after the blowjob, not before.
Jeebus, I hope the people in the front row didn't have to wear ponchos like at a Gallagher show.

2003-06-27 12:23:30 PM  
35 people?

Man, even when I was in a tiny theatre troup of nothing but college students and dropouts we had more of an audience than that...and there really wasn't any nudity.

What...did they just invite some friends over?
2003-06-27 12:24:43 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Am i the only one here that found the fact that this ad was with a report about oral sex farking hilarious?
2003-06-27 12:24:47 PM  
Welcome to Canada, where we still have freedoms.
2003-06-27 12:25:51 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

/praying to the link gods
2003-06-27 12:26:28 PM  
Is it just me? or did anyone else notice how big her feet are? She also seems to have some kinda beefy legs, I wonder if that's a guy?

2003-06-27 12:26:35 PM  
How does one cast for the part? Just show up naked and jerk off in front of everyone?
2003-06-27 12:27:45 PM  

I don't know, but I'm sure, "do you swallow" is on the audition form
2003-06-27 12:29:19 PM  
Lesbian porn = performance art?
2003-06-27 12:30:52 PM  
I'm sorry. Two uglies getting their faces stickey in front of other people is NOT art.
2003-06-27 12:31:14 PM  
This song is now going over and over in my head...

Gimme a head with hair..long, beautiful hair..

Any Farkers out there remember the brouhaha around the musical HAIR back in the late 60s?

It attracted a lot of attention due to its nude scene. The pokerassed straightlaced god-fearin' folks wanted to ban it. It was appealed all the way up the Supreme court, who ruled banning it would contravene the "Free Speech" provisions in the Constitution. It went on to play over 1700 performances, and went on to open around the world.

This was over 30 Years ago. Deva Vu all over again!

/Yogi Berra
2003-06-27 12:31:51 PM  
Their mom's must be so proud...
2003-06-27 12:33:06 PM  
Was the guy a doctor before turning to acting?
2003-06-27 12:33:38 PM  
Where did that apostrophe come from? Hmmmm... must investigate.

/dumb ass
2003-06-27 12:35:54 PM  

Question #2:
How many sexual partners have you had?
(this is all at once mind you)
2003-06-27 12:35:58 PM  
That's funny, I was wondering the same thing about that "e" in sticky.
2003-06-27 12:35:58 PM  
Vancity in da hiz ouse ( I dont talk like this usually)
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