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(New York Daily News)   Ricky Martin says he cried like a baby when he came out. You got to use lube back there, dude   (nydailynews.com) divider line 34
    More: Obvious, Ricky Martin, Demi Lovato, hotel suites, Jonas Brothers, surrogates, Chris Pontius  
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2010-11-02 09:00:39 AM  
Up next, Jonah Hill reveals to world that he's fat.
 
2010-11-02 09:07:59 AM  
I'll never listen to Ricky Martin again! Of course, I never listened to him before so it's ok.

Pussy.
 
2010-11-02 10:00:59 AM  
SICK subby.


liter +1
 
2010-11-02 10:01:42 AM  
Nice work smitty...I lol'd so hard water came out my nose
 
2010-11-02 10:01:47 AM  
Amazing headline, subby
 
2010-11-02 10:04:44 AM  
he just likes to use spit
 
2010-11-02 10:11:37 AM  
crying like a baby is gay.
 
2010-11-02 10:17:58 AM  
Pussy. My first time was at a leather orgy, while I was in a leather sling with the words 'party favor' scrawled across my ass, and a line forming behind me dozens of men long.

I didn't cry until 'Big Joe Johnson' (Mr. NC Leather '98) got his turn, and even then I didn't let anyone see my tears.
 
2010-11-02 10:24:13 AM  
gaaaaaaaaaay
 
2010-11-02 10:27:58 AM  
Way to take an emotional, difficult decision dealing with the very core of who a person is in a very public manner and reduce it to a torn anus, subby.

No, seriously, way to go. The headline made me pucker.

/I'll see you in hell, subby. Business class, kosher for me.
 
2010-11-02 10:51:04 AM  
When you put crackers on it, the lube, it does nothing.
 
2010-11-02 11:16:29 AM  
Cythraul: Pussy. My first time was at a leather orgy, while I was in a leather sling with the words 'party favor' scrawled across my ass, and a line forming behind me dozens of men long.

I didn't cry until 'Big Joe Johnson' (Mr. NC Leather '98) got his turn, and even then I didn't let anyone see my tears.


Dude that was just sick! +1 Internets to you
 
2010-11-02 11:27:23 AM  
Perhaps stumping for GOP candidates while still in the closet will convince people you're straight. Then realizing that they have a platform of intolerance and bigotry makes it harder to come out gives you second thoughts as to your choices.

The burden of being gay in a repressed culture AND a dupe must be soul-crushing.

/still awaiting Tom Cruise to exit the armoire
 
2010-11-02 11:58:57 AM  
HEADLINE OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE
 
2010-11-02 12:37:22 PM  
Gun Oil is the best brand of lube available in the United States. It was developed by veterans of the Gulf War.

/srlsly
 
2010-11-02 12:44:10 PM  
This better make it to the "Headlines of the Week" list.
 
2010-11-02 12:47:51 PM  
The worst thing about him coming out was having to buy an iPhone.
 
2010-11-02 01:08:19 PM  
subby speaks the truth. Recently I had a prostate exam with an UFIA with lube and it was one of the most traumatic experiences of my life. I don't know how those fellas do it.
 
2010-11-02 01:18:56 PM  
Big Surprise, I had friends that used to alter his lyrics to say "Living la Vida Joto" BEFORE he came out.

In his culture it's a big deal, in mine who cares.
/I'm straight
// Not that there is anything wrong with being straight
 
2010-11-02 01:20:13 PM  
thismomentinblackhistory: Gun Oil is the best brand of lube available in the United States. It was developed by veterans of the Gulf War.

/srlsly


It's true.
 
2010-11-02 01:21:56 PM  
God, why does he have to be all butthurt about it!?
 
2010-11-02 01:37:38 PM  
I'll be honest, I never thought he was gay, I just thought he was flamboyant. Actually, I never thought one way or the other about it. It's a shame though, the tail (other kind of tail) he could be getting.
 
2010-11-02 03:07:25 PM  
Remember Ricky, if Rock Hudson had liked pussy, he'd probably still be alive today. ;)
 
2010-11-02 03:08:42 PM  
I laughed so hard I sharted!
 
2010-11-02 06:02:12 PM  
mactheknife: HEADLINE OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE

THIS
 
2010-11-02 07:07:30 PM  
Bravo Subby, bravo.
 
2010-11-02 08:56:12 PM  
He was probably realizing that most of the money he made from his fans (women) would dry up due to the fact that he wouldn't be interested in banging any of them.
 
2010-11-02 09:33:44 PM  
You know, it's possible to be gay and not engage in buttsecks.
 
2010-11-03 12:36:35 AM  
mactheknife: HEADLINE OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE

That says a lot about you.

/pathetic headline
 
2010-11-03 01:29:48 AM  
Cythraul: Pussy. My first time was at a leather orgy, while I was in a leather sling with the words 'party favor' scrawled across my ass, and a line forming behind me dozens of men long.

I didn't cry until 'Big Joe Johnson' (Mr. NC Leather '98) got his turn, and even then I didn't let anyone see my tears.


I LOL'd
 
2010-11-03 09:04:28 AM  
Cythraul: Pussy. My first time was at a leather orgy, while I was in a leather sling with the words 'party favor' scrawled across my ass, and a line forming behind me dozens of men long.

I didn't cry until 'Big Joe Johnson' (Mr. NC Leather '98) got his turn, and even then I didn't let anyone see my tears.


i162.photobucket.com
 
2010-11-03 08:33:27 PM  
Cythraul: Pussy. My first time was at a leather orgy, while I was in a leather sling with the words 'party favor' scrawled across my ass, and a line forming behind me dozens of men long.

I didn't cry until 'Big Joe Johnson' (Mr. NC Leather '98) got his turn, and even then I didn't let anyone see my tears.


You get another #1 from me!
 
2010-11-03 09:47:24 PM  
Good headline.

Stoked for everyone to finally get off this guy's jock for liking dudes. Yeah, yeah, he wrote a bunch of love songs, and it turns out they're about dudes. Pop music is a lie.

Kudos to Ricky for deciding he didn't need to hide that shiat from anyone anymore; more people should be able to be them-farking-selves.
 
2010-11-04 08:50:24 PM  
He's quite a gorgeous man.
 
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