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(Some Guy)   "What Can't You Do With a Sharpie?" Hack the Pentagon? Kill an elephant? Write a text message? It's a long list   (nwitimes.com ) divider line
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2010-11-01 07:54:00 PM  
But with a Sharpie and a roll of duct tape, the world is yours.
 
2010-11-01 08:12:54 PM  
For killing people, I prefer
www.coldsteel-uk.com
 
2010-11-01 08:15:17 PM  
Masturbate.

Wait.
 
2010-11-01 08:33:55 PM  
"What Can't You Do With a Sharpie?"


A Sharpie cannot help you overcome a bad case of diarrhea. Unless you use it to kill time writing on the stall walls...
 
2010-11-01 08:35:46 PM  
img59.imageshack.us
 
2010-11-01 09:04:55 PM  
Time stamp and in the pooper.
 
2010-11-01 09:34:19 PM  
You can't keep them away from cholas.
img192.imageshack.us
 
2010-11-01 10:18:32 PM  
www.eyebrowhell.com

/ hai guyz ... anyone post this yet ? :)
 
2010-11-01 10:19:36 PM  
La Chica brand artificial eyebrow kit.
 
2010-11-01 10:26:05 PM  
Ford Fiero?
 
2010-11-01 10:38:48 PM  
You can't hold open a spring-loaded bathroom door from the hinge-side with one, it'll get crushed. You have to use your keys.
 
2010-11-01 10:41:53 PM  
According to Roger Goodell:

alltalksports.files.wordpress.com

/hot
 
2010-11-01 11:17:39 PM  
So we're just green lighting commercials now?
 
2010-11-01 11:17:42 PM  
For jamming into my urethra i prefer a full-sized highlighter
 
2010-11-01 11:23:10 PM  

duckpoopy: For jamming into my urethra i prefer a full-sized highlighter


Sometimes Fark scares me.
 
2010-11-01 11:34:20 PM  

Ghastly: Time stamp and in the pooper.


This.
 
2010-11-01 11:37:53 PM  
Violate the laws of thermodynamics
 
2010-11-01 11:49:21 PM  
I use mine to label things, sometimes for funny faces on things.

/nothing spectacular
 
2010-11-01 11:52:03 PM  

Honest Bender: So we're just green lighting commercials now?


THIS, goddamnit!

/ And to answer your question, I can't dress a salad with a sharpie. Though I could make the lettuce look awesome.
 
2010-11-02 12:07:39 AM  

Make More Hinjews: / And to answer your question, I can't dress a salad with a sharpie. Though I could make the lettuce look awesome.


Yes, but you could toss a salad with a sharpie.

/not like that-- get your mind out of the gutter...
//well, I suppose you could do that with a sharpie too
 
2010-11-02 12:23:10 AM  
"So what's the most unusual thing you've done with a Sharpie?"

If that question isn't 4chan bait - I don't know what is!!!
 
Poe
2010-11-02 12:32:13 AM  
A sharpie is my constant companion at work. It's the perfect thing for writing on glass and plastic tubes, as well as paper and labels. We even have the industrial sharpies, which say they resist all sorts of cleaners, chemicals, UV, and steam up to 500 Fahrenheit. You doodle on something with one of those, you had better draw it right the first time.
 
2010-11-02 12:50:39 AM  
Gotta have one in the kitchen for bag and tag.
 
2010-11-02 12:56:16 AM  
sharpiesteph.files.wordpress.com

What? It was mentioned in TFA
 
2010-11-02 01:01:05 AM  

RocketRod: You can't keep them away from cholas.


I thought immediately of this image and was going to say that you can't draw proper eyebrows with them...
 
2010-11-02 01:28:09 AM  
I'm house-sitting for some friends and there is a jar with 30 Sharpies sitting right next to me, so I'm getting a kick...

I'm using it to label the copi...er, I mean BACKUPS...of their DVD collection that I'm working on. :)

/Real Genius...Underworld Trilogy...Ooo - VEGGIE TALES!
 
2010-11-02 02:15:06 AM  
Let's ask 4chan what you can do with a sharpie.
 
2010-11-02 02:23:20 AM  

Cytokine Storm: Let's ask 4chan what you can do with a sharpie.

i was waiting for this one ha stick it in the pooper, better timestamp
 
2010-11-02 02:56:47 AM  
article mentioned Hyperdrive (new window)

I'm lost
 
2010-11-02 05:48:39 AM  

RocketRod: You can't keep them away from cholas.


Came for the latinas and sharpies pic, leaving happy.
 
2010-11-02 09:59:07 AM  
"What Can't You Do With a Sharpie?" ... Write a text message? ...

Correct me if I am way off base here, but isn't the idea of a writing instrument, which would include the aforementioned Sharpies, to, you know, write text?

Oh, and some guy sailed around the World in a sharpie.
 
2010-11-02 12:10:12 PM  
My GF colored her flow bindings to match her board with a sharpie, color lasted all season and still going strong.
 
2010-11-02 06:51:28 PM  
in pooper mysteriously absent
 
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