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(Canada.com)   Norwegian Miss World contestant Mariann Birkedal now frontrunner for 2011 Nobel Prize   (canada.com) divider line 49
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2010-11-01 12:20:46 PM
It's like a Fark thread.

"OMG HERE IZ PIC OF GIRL WHO MEETS MY STANDARDS"
 
2010-11-01 12:21:51 PM
Well, hello, Miss Birkedal...

*tapdances*

♫I've got something in my front pocket for youuuuuuu♫
 
2010-11-01 12:21:59 PM
THAT NORWEGIAN GIVES ME WOOD
 
2010-11-01 12:22:06 PM
Marla Singer's Laundry: It's like a Fark thread.

"OMG HERE IZ PIC OF GIRL WHO MEETS MY STANDARDS"


Well damn, I guess there's nothing left to say now.
 
2010-11-01 12:26:36 PM
Marla Singer's Laundry: THAT NORWEGIAN GIVES ME WOOD

I'd be careful with her. Remember, that used to be Viking territory.

www.readaboutcomics.com
 
2010-11-01 12:29:24 PM
Jennifer Connelly is Norwegian?
 
2010-11-01 12:29:58 PM
I thought it said "Norwegian Miss Wood"
 
2010-11-01 12:30:41 PM
Last time I checked, the Norwegian gov't has nothing to do with the Prize.

It is handed out by the Nobel Foundation, a private institute.

Any Farkers gotta update on this?
 
2010-11-01 12:33:44 PM
In advance of the Miss World contest in Sanya, on China's tropical Hainan Island, bookmakers placed the Norwegian beauty as odds-on favourite, so many were shocked when the 18-year-old American Alexandria Mills walked away with the crown.

If your talent portion of the competition includes the use of kneepads then you're pretty much a shoe in.

www.fashionscene.nl

Can't really fault the dirty commie pinko chinks on this one though.

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2010-11-01 12:34:40 PM
olddinosaur: Last time I checked, the Norwegian gov't has nothing to do with the Prize.

It is handed out by the Nobel Foundation, a private institute.

Any Farkers gotta update on this?


From wikipedia: "The Norwegian Parliament appoints the Norwegian Nobel Committee, which selects the laureate for the Peace Prize"

The money comes from the Nobel Foundation, though.
 
2010-11-01 12:38:21 PM
Did she make a new way to get maps to people in countries like such as the Iraq and the America for the children?
 
2010-11-01 12:41:45 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

So, TFA is really about Chinese Butthurt and how they're going to stick it to the Norwegians.

/but you can't fap to that
//China be trippin, yo
 
2010-11-01 12:42:45 PM
LOL

They seem surprised that China is retaliating for getting embarrassed by their Peace Prize pick?
 
2010-11-01 12:46:52 PM
OscarTamerz: If your talent portion of the competition includes the use of kneepads then you're pretty much a shoe in.

Why, to hide the pointy knees?

//Came for the Norwegian Wood references, came again.
 
2010-11-01 12:47:34 PM
Golden Ace: They seem surprised that China is retaliating for getting embarrassed by their Peace Prize pick?

Hey our last Peace Prize winner has been embarrassing us for the past two years and you don't see us fixing any beauty pageants.
 
2010-11-01 12:50:06 PM
Nobel Peace Prize is BULLSHIAT.

Henry Kissinger got one. Hardly a man of peace.
"Mother Teresa" got one too. WTF did SHE do for peace?
Obama got one and all he did was win an election.

It's the "Miss Congeniality" of the Nobel Prizes.
 
2010-11-01 12:52:15 PM
Funny, she doesn't look Norwegian.

Then again, the Mediterranean beaches are over-run with Norwegians for a month or more a year. Chances are her mother was Portugese (not a Mediterrean country) or Greek or something.

If a Miss World ever wins the Nobel Prize I hope it's for Physics and not Peace, though, because that would just encourage them all to try to create world peace, and it's bad enough having to listen to them them talk about it.
 
2010-11-01 12:53:42 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie: It's the "Miss Congeniality" of the Nobel Prizes.

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2010-11-01 12:58:00 PM
CygnusDarius: Marla Singer's Laundry: THAT NORWEGIAN GIVES ME WOOD

I'd be careful with her. Remember, that used to be Viking territory.


"Used to be?"

The viking spirit lives on. Fark with Norwegians at your peril.
 
2010-11-01 01:00:59 PM
Came for pics of hot Norwegian chicks, leaving disappointed.
 
2010-11-01 01:02:22 PM
Rambino: CygnusDarius: Marla Singer's Laundry: THAT NORWEGIAN GIVES ME WOOD

I'd be careful with her. Remember, that used to be Viking territory.

"Used to be?"

The viking spirit lives on. Fark with Norwegians at your peril.


I've always said that the now-peaceful veneer of the Norwegians, the Dutch, and the Danish is just a facade so that they gain our turst enough so we lower our defenses, so at one point, they'll don their old chainmail and axes and start pundlering all of us back to the middle ages.
 
2010-11-01 01:02:38 PM
Rambino: CygnusDarius: Marla Singer's Laundry: THAT NORWEGIAN GIVES ME WOOD

I'd be careful with her. Remember, that used to be Viking territory.

"Used to be?"

The viking spirit lives on. Fark with Norwegians at your peril.


Meh. All the rambunctious Vikings ended up passing their genes on *OUTSIDE* of Scandinavia. It was the tame ones what ended up staying home.
 
2010-11-01 01:08:15 PM
Jesus China, grow the fark up.

/Temper Tantrums really don't become a major power.
 
2010-11-01 01:11:02 PM
sand_in_my_vagoo: Came for pics of hot Norwegian chicks, leaving disappointed.

Are you banned from posting pics?
 
2010-11-01 01:18:05 PM
PDX Ghost Hunter: sand_in_my_vagoo: Came for pics of hot Norwegian chicks, leaving disappointed.

Are you banned from posting pics?


Little known fact, his father was gorgor and his mother was rugbyjock.
 
2010-11-01 01:32:20 PM
Donnchadha: PDX Ghost Hunter: sand_in_my_vagoo: Came for pics of hot Norwegian chicks, leaving disappointed.

Are you banned from posting pics?

Little known fact, his father was gorgor and his mother was rugbyjock.


Just imagine the therapy bills if that were true.

/To answer the question: No, I'm not. Just at work and would get in trouble for doing a GIS for "hot Norwegian chicks."
 
2010-11-01 01:33:34 PM
dittybopper: All the rambunctious Vikings ended up passing their genes on *OUTSIDE* of Scandinavia. It was the tame ones what ended up staying home.

Thor Heyerdahl, Roald Amundsen, and pals beg to differ...
 
2010-11-01 01:34:01 PM
Pfft.

So, Chinese judges are getting even with Norway by electing an American as the winner?

Where are the pics of the Chinese girl? Or was she too ugly to qualify?
 
2010-11-01 01:44:43 PM
sand_in_my_vagoo:
/To answer the question: No, I'm not. Just at work and would get in trouble for doing a GIS for "hot Norwegian chicks."


In that case.
/not sure if Norwegian and don't care but it came up in that search
designyoutrust.com
 
2010-11-01 02:21:23 PM
i486.photobucket.com
What? An Asian country putting the fix in on their home turf? The hell you say!
 
2010-11-01 02:27:46 PM
So China, arguably the current most potent nation in the world if you look at it's economic and military influence, is now getting all butthurt and petty over some shiat a European nation does?

They really are learning from the U.S.
 
2010-11-01 02:30:02 PM
Rambino: dittybopper: All the rambunctious Vikings ended up passing their genes on *OUTSIDE* of Scandinavia. It was the tame ones what ended up staying home.

Thor Heyerdahl, Roald Amundsen, and pals beg to differ...


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What Thor Heyerdahl might look like.
 
2010-11-01 02:32:44 PM
dittybopper: Rambino: dittybopper: All the rambunctious Vikings ended up passing their genes on *OUTSIDE* of Scandinavia. It was the tame ones what ended up staying home.

Thor Heyerdahl, Roald Amundsen, and pals beg to differ...



What Thor Heyerdahl might look like.


What Thor Heyerdahl's ocean-crossing vessel might look like:

tiki-room.net
 
2010-11-01 02:49:55 PM
Clever trick, Norwegians.

1) Lull the world into thinking you're harmless by handing out "peace" prizes
2) Rap and pillage. Burn down Irish monestaries
3) Profit

forbiddenplanet.co.uk
 
2010-11-01 02:50:35 PM
Retodd: Clever trick, Norwegians.

1) Lull the world into thinking you're harmless by handing out "peace" prizes
2) Rap and pillage. Burn down Irish monestaries
3) Profit


And maybe do some raping after you're done rapping.
 
2010-11-01 02:53:42 PM
Rambino: dittybopper: Rambino: dittybopper: All the rambunctious Vikings ended up passing their genes on *OUTSIDE* of Scandinavia. It was the tame ones what ended up staying home.

Thor Heyerdahl, Roald Amundsen, and pals beg to differ...



What Thor Heyerdahl might look like.

What Thor Heyerdahl's ocean-crossing vessel might look like:


Yeah but his name was Farking "Thor" for pity's sake. Just like naming a girl Bambi, or candi or Chastity almost gaurantees she's going to be a porn star or a stripper, you name your boy "Thor" and he's really only got the choice of being a butch , manly man so testosterone-laden he can impregnate women with a hard stare, or a swishy interior decorator who uses the name ironically
 
2010-11-01 02:57:08 PM
I'm Norwegian, so I'm getting a...

well, an erection like everyone else.
lol
 
2010-11-01 03:11:05 PM
Yassir Arafat got the Nobel peace prize once. I think Obama Bin Laden should get this one.
 
2010-11-01 03:15:19 PM
Magorn: Rambino: dittybopper: Rambino: dittybopper: All the rambunctious Vikings ended up passing their genes on *OUTSIDE* of Scandinavia. It was the tame ones what ended up staying home.

Thor Heyerdahl, Roald Amundsen, and pals beg to differ...



What Thor Heyerdahl might look like.

What Thor Heyerdahl's ocean-crossing vessel might look like:

Yeah but his name was Farking "Thor" for pity's sake. Just like naming a girl Bambi, or candi or Chastity almost gaurantees she's going to be a porn star or a stripper, you name your boy "Thor" and he's really only got the choice of being a butch , manly man so testosterone-laden he can impregnate women with a hard stare, or a swishy interior decorator who uses the name ironically


Besides which, the real badasses on that voyage were the ham radio operators: Torstein Raaby and Knut Haugland.
 
2010-11-01 03:17:07 PM
I'll be in my bunk..

killing da wabbit.
 
2010-11-01 03:24:53 PM
CygnusDarius: Rambino: CygnusDarius: Marla Singer's Laundry: THAT NORWEGIAN GIVES ME WOOD

I'd be careful with her. Remember, that used to be Viking territory.

"Used to be?"

The viking spirit lives on. Fark with Norwegians at your peril.

I've always said that the now-peaceful veneer of the Norwegians, the Dutch, and the Danish is just a facade so that they gain our turst enough so we lower our defenses, so at one point, they'll don their old chainmail and axes and start pundlering all of us back to the middle ages.


I don't remember the Dutch being listed as Vikings.

Care to offer some evidence?
 
2010-11-01 03:41:49 PM
designyoutrust.com

So Peter North is just off screen but what's her name?
 
2010-11-01 04:56:28 PM
In my book she already won the Noble Piece Prize.
 
2010-11-01 05:14:40 PM
assets.nydailynews.com

Still say the right one won. She looks a lot like Brooklyn Decker and I wouldn't be at all surprised if she was on the cover of Sports Illustrated soon.
 
2010-11-01 07:24:25 PM
What, is she the new vice presidental pick of the One?
 
2010-11-01 08:56:03 PM
Retodd: Clever trick, Norwegians.

1) Lull the world into thinking you're harmless by handing out "peace" prizes
2) Rap and pillage. Burn down Irish monestaries
3) Profit



That was a good film.
 
2010-11-01 10:08:47 PM
Honestly, how can you have an odds-on favorite for one of these pageants?

Here we have the absolute best looking women of each country, but there's one that's a stand-out? One is by all accounts more really-really-ridiculously-good-looking than any of the others?
 
2010-11-02 12:43:28 PM
mysteryshrimp: Honestly, how can you have an odds-on favorite for one of these pageants?

Here we have the absolute best looking women of each country, but there's one that's a stand-out? One is by all accounts more really-really-ridiculously-good-looking than any of the others?


You're not very familiar with the concept of bookmaking, are you...
 
2010-11-03 02:28:17 PM
Sensitiveborderarea: Yassir Arafat got the Nobel peace prize once. I think Obama Bin Laden should get this one.

He already did. Or is that ironic troll being ironic?
 
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