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2010-10-31 11:18:57 AM  
I typed a string of 1's and 0's with a 2 at the end as a computer joke, and the ghost in the machine changed it to this:

111T1U_1U11$10001110T1J0101010 1 00101T1+)990Uj0101$10100 1.01JP1010U0111001J~100$1001000 10J).010102
 
2010-10-31 11:24:18 AM  
...and she said to the masses, "It's PRESIDENT Sarah Palin now."
 
2010-10-31 11:25:56 AM  
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2010-10-31 12:14:40 PM  

It was a dark and stormy night.

The calls were coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!

*THE END*
 
2010-10-31 12:26:14 PM  
Borrowed from mainstream:

"Suddenly, Susan emitted some strange guttural sounds and fell to the floor. She started thrashing about, as if in some sort of seizure. Susan's sister must have recognized what was happening, for she ordered us to gather around and place our hands on Susan's prostrate body."

"I tentatively approached the group and placed the edge of my fingertip on her shoulder ... In a voice I had never heard before or since, Susan accused me: "Bobby, you cannot even love Susan."

"The students, led by Susan's sister and Louise, a member of a charismatic church, engaged in loud and desperate prayers while holding Susan with one hand. Kneeling on the ground, my friends were chanting, 'Satan, I command you to leave this woman.' Others exhorted all 'demons to leave in the name of Christ.'"

"Whenever I concentrated long enough to begin prayer, I felt some type of physical force distracting me. It was as if something was pushing down on my chest, making it very hard for me to breathe. Being a biology major at the time, I greeted this feeling with skepticism and rational explanations. I checked my pulse for signs of nervousness and wondered what could cause such a sensation. Shortness of breath is a common symptom that can mean very little or may signal the onslaught of a fatal stroke. Though I could find no cause for my chest pains, I was very scared of what was happening to me and Susan. I began to think that the demon would only attack me if I tried to pray or fight back; thus, I resigned myself to leaving it alone in an attempt to find peace for myself."

"... the students dared Susan to read biblical passages. She choked on certain passages and could not finish the sentence 'Jesus is Lord.' Over and over, she repeated 'Jesus is L..L..LL,' often ending in profanities."

"Just as suddenly as she went into the trance, Susan suddenly reappeared and claimed 'Jesus is Lord.' With an almost comical smile, Susan then looked up as if awakening from a deep sleep and asked, 'Has something happened?'"


Witchcraft is no joke. (new window)
 
2010-10-31 12:37:57 PM  
I came into this thread with the best, most chilling story... and now I've lost it. So, I got nothing.

/boo
 
2010-10-31 01:12:24 PM  
THE DELAWARE SENATORIAL CANDIDATE WAS REALLY A WITCH!!!
 
2010-10-31 01:34:25 PM  
DEVIL WORSHIPERS WENT TO CHURCH TODAY!

/they're going to hell
 
2010-10-31 03:04:58 PM  
One morning...

I was terrorized by the ghosts of the microwave burritos I had the night before!!!
 
2010-10-31 03:06:12 PM  
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2010-10-31 03:09:06 PM  
This morning....

My wife noticed that our cat's grave (she died in May) had been dug up.

/absolutely gospel truth
 
2010-10-31 03:45:57 PM  
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2010-10-31 05:34:55 PM  
i56.tinypic.com
 
2010-10-31 05:53:46 PM  
The scariest story of all

On Halloween 2009, an old witch made a prophecy just as she was leaving this mortal plane. She split a serpent in half, smeared blood on her face and declared "Exactly one year after my death, all the users of Fark.com I curse with my last breath: Tatsuma shall appear at their doors, and incessantly babble to them without end why Israel is right and how you're wrong forevermore"
 
2010-10-31 06:03:21 PM  
I opened my refrigerator last night.

The beer.

It was gone.
 
2010-10-31 06:05:52 PM  
They live above the ceiling, up where no one ever goes or walks. But they're still there, and no one can deny it. At least, I cannot deny it. All of the people around me deafen their ears and blind their eyes, pretending that they know nothing of the ones living above us, the ones that occupy the rooms upstairs.

My mother told me that I had an overactive imagination when I asked her about the upstairs people, the ones that scrape, howl, dance, and play. The ones who talked with me when I was younger, and giggled while I told them all my deep little childhood secrets. The ones who no one else could truthfully see.

I was always told that they would go away when I got older, that they would fade to the back of my imagination like an old faerie tale. But they never did.

They're still there, those people, those strange ones that live upstairs.

I don't remember why I believed them when they told me they lived upstairs, I have always known that the house does not have a floor above mine. But that is what they told me when I asked one night, as I became sleepy and asked where it was they lived when I closed my eyes.

They laughed, and pointed up, and I thought, as my mind clouded over with dreams, that they must only live one floor up. Just above my head. That's why they were always there, always ready to play, even on the rainiest of days.

They're still there, and I can still hear them. They never disappeared, and they never went away. They've changed, though. They aren't as mystically fun as they used to be. They don't giggle when I speak to them, they don't laugh when I joke at them.

They sit, and look at me through their odd little eyes. They cock their heads to the side, and study me. Their lips split into wide, horrifying grins, and they just sit there, staring.

I am beginning to wish that they would go away, and leave me alone.

I want them to go back upstairs, and stay there.

I do not want them down here anymore, where they do not belong.
 
2010-10-31 06:06:03 PM  
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2010-10-31 06:06:34 PM  
Happy Halloween!

farm2.static.flickr.com


farm2.static.flickr.com
 
2010-10-31 06:06:47 PM  
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2010-10-31 06:08:14 PM  
Justin Bieber. The end.
 
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2010-10-31 06:12:23 PM  
Drew's movements became less fluid, more staccato. Smoke rose from his joints and mouths until nothing happened at all. Then, from the shadows, a creaky voice bellowed "Pay no attention to this! Go get me a Heineken!"

And from the depths beyond sight, stepped the horrific form of Rupert Murdoch, a complicated controller grasped in this bony hands.
 
2010-10-31 06:12:58 PM  
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2010-10-31 06:13:35 PM  
It's too long to post here but here is Ray Bradbury's The October Game (new window)
 
2010-10-31 06:15:37 PM  
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2010-10-31 06:16:22 PM  
...And when I woke up the next morning SHE WAS STILL THERE!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
 
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2010-10-31 06:22:33 PM  
So it turns out everything the Republican party said was going to happen did.
 
2010-10-31 06:22:44 PM  
I will repeat this

I'm engaged...

i201.photobucket.com

To a woman with 3 kids.

i201.photobucket.com

Beat that!
 
2010-10-31 06:24:32 PM  
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2010-10-31 06:25:17 PM  
And then on his deathbed, he learned the final truth....even though there is an internet, trolls do not exist.

Everyone he thought was trolling, deep down held those beliefs. It was simply that many people in the world held different believes and many people of the world...are horrible. There are no trolls, only reality as it is.
 
2010-10-31 06:25:45 PM  
Here's one of my favorite spooky stories, posted on my blog: Hidden House (new window) ...

I'm sure there'll be a lot of you who claim it's tl;dr, but whatevs.
 
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2010-10-31 06:27:11 PM  
Tachikoma: They live above the ceiling, up where no one ever goes or walks.
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They sit, and look at me through their odd little eyes. They cock their heads to the side, and study me. Their lips split into wide, horrifying grins, and they just sit there, staring.


You have seen Ceiling Cat. Awesome!
 
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