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2010-10-30 11:27:40 AM  
Obama reads Green Eggs and Ham, stresses that one should not be afraid to try new things. Except Tuesday, when everyone should be very afraid of new candidates.
2010-10-30 11:40:32 AM  
C'mon, give me a spoiler warning!! I haven't finished it yet!
2010-10-30 11:42:40 AM  
Thanks for the picnic Michelle, I've sent Secret Service away again like you asked.

Now what'll it be this time, booking or fisting? What's your favorite, lefthandfapper Biden?
2010-10-30 11:54:04 AM  
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2010-10-30 12:03:08 PM  
"What do you get with Republican deregulation? Green eggs, that's what."
2010-10-30 12:04:14 PM  
"Biden, it's bedtime."
2010-10-30 01:04:01 PM  
"It's a cookbook! It's a COOKBOOK!"
2010-10-30 01:07:32 PM  
"The American people are afraid of green eggs and ham because I did not have enough time to explain the benefits of this nutritious meal."
2010-10-30 01:13:44 PM  
Slibbaty, slabbity, slam. Green Eggs and Ham!
2010-10-30 01:14:08 PM  
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Get down there and let me put a stain on that dress!
2010-10-30 01:19:11 PM  
"God damn that fart stinks!!"
2010-10-30 01:22:30 PM  
Only when eggs of every color, especially green, are accepted as equals will my hope of change be realized. The ham however is just another example of a Seuss trying to keep the Muslims down.
2010-10-30 01:25:12 PM  
...and Horton was this big!!!!!
2010-10-30 01:29:43 PM  
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant
Republicans are poopy-pants, one-hundred percent
2010-10-30 01:31:56 PM  
"And then Sam had to go to prison because Uncle Sam didn't get his cut of those green eggs or ham."
2010-10-30 01:32:07 PM  
The wipers on the bus go swish-swish-swish...
2010-10-30 01:34:34 PM  
Dr. Seuss in the White Hizzouzz!
2010-10-30 01:37:50 PM  
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up for Detroit
Our lovely city
2010-10-30 01:38:52 PM  
C,mon Michelle, I know your on the kids eating healthy initiative thing, but do you really want me to outlaw Green Eggs and Ham?
2010-10-30 01:39:54 PM  
That's some nasty gas right there.
2010-10-30 01:56:11 PM  
Green eggs and...AW, HELL NO! Don't you people know I'm a seekrit mooslim!
2010-10-30 03:24:09 PM  
"What do you mean. He wasn't a real doctor"?
2010-10-30 03:48:22 PM  
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I will not eat them with a goat - I will not eat them to get your vote.
I will not eat them with a red elephant - I will not eat them with the irrelevant.
I will not eat them in the Whitehouse - I will not eat them with my spouse.
Hoooo Hooooo....I like these green eggs and ham, Sham I am.
Now that Sharia law has been broken - I got a Fatwa, now I be croakin'
2010-10-30 04:14:21 PM  
"Man, this story has got nothing on that one about the boy who tricked the tiger into running around the tree until it turned into butter. What was the name of that one again?"
2010-10-30 04:15:23 PM  
I do not like green eggs and government cheese.
Because it makes me wheeze.
2010-10-30 06:43:31 PM  
With my comprehensive Health Care Reform, even the characters from "Green Eggs and Ham" are covered........including their preexisting conditions!
2010-10-31 02:50:33 AM  
"aw hellz no! not 'green eggs and ham'!!!!"
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