Nice one, subby. +1

He didn't really knead to do all that.

Was the victim salted?

I was with you, subs, until you went with "All denty" instead of "al dente". Really? Couldn't take the headline all the way? -1 subby, -1

He then went berserk -- punching the old man in the face with such fury that Yoon wound up covered in cuts and blood.

Yeah, but 30 minutes later, you just want to go berserk again...

Wow, he really creamed the guy. He'll be lucky if he skims by without a whole lawsuit, but the vic will probably milk it for all it's worth.

it's rare to see such good puns in this medium. Well, done, subby.

What's with all the primma donna, tempermental chefs? If they hate their work so much, perhaps they should try some other profession.

/surprised no one's knocked the teeth out of Gordon Ramsey yet

guess they had beef

$1,500 bail? $1,500? I think this might explain the level of violence we all expect in NYC.

Might know something about this

bump: What's with all the primma donna, tempermental chefs? If they hate their work so much, perhaps they should try some other profession.


You think it's easy when the best thing you can do in life is a woman's job?

sounds like quite a squab-le.

GungFu: bump: What's with all the primma donna, tempermental chefs? If they hate their work so much, perhaps they should try some other profession.


You think it's easy when the best thing you can do in life is a woman's job?

Well done subby!

It's not even medium-rare!

Bacon.

/got nuthin'

He shouldn't have been so over seasoned.

Were either of them stewed?

He is just another angry coke head chef who looks like a lesbian.

bump: What's with all the primma donna, tempuramental chefs? If they hate their work so much, perhaps they should try some other profession.

/surprised no one's knocked the teeth out of Gordon Ramsey yet

/ftfy

Will he sous chef?

This is what happens to a country of workaholics. They can't take the time to enjoy anything and they have so much pent up anger and frustration. It's going to come out somehow.

Stupid subby, it's al dente.

oh wait...

/kiddin'!!

I took Gung Fu (not to be confused with Kung Fu) for about 9 months in Brooklyn in the late 80's to try to counter balance the Tae Kwon Do I was taking as my Sensi suggested. The Master at the Gung Fu who was 75 years old told a story about something like this happening to him ten years earlier except the attacker was a biker and was also drunk besides being angry. IAC, the Master tried to walk away after being shoved/bumped but the biker wouldn't let him and more of his friends were showing up. He felt his life was in danger so he hit him, once, with an "iron palm push" hoping to dissuade the biker (and his friends)from continuing. Well as it turned out the one shot broke his sternum killing him 2 days later. he was arrested but the charges were dropped. However, it was a long time before he got over it. And only told the story as a warning.


/csb time is over.

Guy clearly doesn't have all his eggs in his basket.

I say fry him.

Gung Fu

/sounds better when you use a Tom Brokaw voice

Dirtybird971: I took Gung Fu (not to be confused with Kung Fu) for about 9 months in Brooklyn in the late 80's to try to counter balance the Tae Kwon Do I was taking as my Sensi suggested. The Master at the Gung Fu who was 75 years old told a story about something like this happening to him ten years earlier except the attacker was a biker and was also drunk besides being angry. IAC, the Master tried to walk away after being shoved/bumped but the biker wouldn't let him and more of his friends were showing up. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh"
and had dice in the mirror if anything i could say that this cab was rare
but i thought nah, forget it yo homes to bel-air!


/csb time is over.

ftftfp

A fine headline, this is.

/all denty. lol.

The place needs to be steaked!

Half approves. Thinks it shoulda been a woman.

Hope the a$$wipe gets fried!

Maybe if he could make a proper breakfast plate instead of this:




He wouldn't have so much pent up frustration?

MorphOSX: I was with you, subs, until you went with "All denty" instead of "al dente". Really? Couldn't take the headline all the way? -1 subby, -1

nononono - "all denty" was the coup de grace. That's what makes this a brilliant headline instead of just another pun-ridden Fark headline.

I think Joon Ha Yoon worked here.

Was it an injun chef?

silent sunday: $1,500 bail? $1,500? I think this might explain the level of violence we all expect in NYC.

America in general. Farking this.

I was going to tell one of my long-winded stories, but I think I'll settle for if you guys could've known some of the chefs I've known, you'd eat at some burger joint where some some composed hard-working immigrant puts your food order together.

bump: What's with all the primma donna, tempermental chefs? If they hate their work so much, perhaps they should try some other profession.

/surprised no one's knocked the teeth out of Gordon Ramsey yet

He's British. Pretty sure those chiclets in his mouth ain't his original teeth.

Mr.Hawk: Maybe if he could make a proper breakfast plate instead of this:

He wouldn't have so much pent up frustration?

Gah! It looks like a plate of TP and the results of a particularly prolific night of drinking large Brown Beers and inhaling many Sloppy Joes.

With eggs.

bump:
/surprised no one's knocked the teeth out of Gordon Ramsey yet



That would be soooo awesome !!!

Too...many...puns...brain melting down.....

AUGH!

/Nice headline, subby.

all denty... excellent...

I was in NYC last weekend and had words with a douchebag that looked just like this tool on Bleeker St. right around 1AM..

Coelacanth: I was going to tell one of my long-winded stories, but I think I'll settle for if you guys could've known some of the chefs I've known, you'd eat at some burger joint where some some composed hard-working immigrant puts your food order together.

Seldom are they rational people, most are temperamental Prima Donnas and assholes to work with. It's food goddammit. Yes, yes, you're an artist but get over yourselves.