She's a mutant. Sentinels apprehend her!

*note to self: Don't get surgery*

When her face lit up like that, I just thought she was happy to see me.

Baptist Hospital? This would never happen in a Jewish one.

OMG That is so disturbing... just when you thought it was safe to lie naked and unconcious in a room full of Doctors.

Diogenes Have you seen any I-talians with names less than 3 letters?

perhaps if the docs did more cuttin' and stichin' and less of this





she wouldn't have gotten flamed!

blanko

flame on ...

Patient no doubt a Rhodes scholar too.

"to have a fatty tumor removed"

tip: don't try to burn off the fatty tumors

Think of the money Michael Jackson could've saved...

singing: "yooouu light up my life"

/igotnothin

Uh-oh Deja vu, the agents must have changed something....

Just when you thought it was safe to lie unconcious and naked in a room full of Doctors...

Sorry for the repeat...

"They never told me nothing," she said.

This is Alabama!

However, it is pretty scary to think you can put your health into someone's hands, let them knock you out, then have something like that happen....

Gee Ricky, I'm real sorry your mom's face blew up.

/Obscure?

brianincbus
Gee Ricky, I'm real sorry your mom's face blew up.


Two Dollars!!

Here's a hint, I don't know how to post a picture due to the fact that I'm a tard.

http://www.filmwise.com/invisibles/invisible_085/image_06a.jpg

``They never told me nothing," she said.

Ah yes, they never told her nothing... I just thought it necessary to point out that line. I don't know why.

/I never got nuthin

WTF anesthetic are these doctors using that is causing these recent bovie ground fires on patients especially in there lungs! For gods sake, they would have to be using ether or something (they did use propane for a while) and yes I understand that it was probably the fat content of her lesion that ignited and they should have used more irragent.

I thought I mighta been kilt or even worse.

"It estimated that 100 operating room fires occur annually out of 50 million inpatient and outpatient surgeries."

So that's what? One out of every FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND operations?

Of which.

"The fires cause one or two deaths and 20 serious injuries, the commission said."

So, of the approx 280,562,489 people living in the US (CIA World factbook, probably out of date). It will affect roughly 561 people.

"Though they are considered rare ... surgical fires are certainly one of the most frightening and devastating experiences for everyone involved," the commission's bulletin said.

Tell that to people who get struck by lightning.

brianincbus

She's better off dead :-P

So, of the approx 280,562,489 people living in the US (CIA World factbook, probably out of date). It will affect roughly 561 people.

And will kill about 1-2 percent of them (5-11 people) (one or two deaths out of 100 => 1-2 percent.)

And seriously injure about 20 percent (112)

``They never told me nothing," she said.

So then, apparently she knows all about it.

/nit pick

lordargent
And your point is?

Damn...

The lawyers must just be climbing all over eachother to represent her in that case...

N.

She is smokin hot now, aint she?

Headline Originality: 10


"Flame awn, I'm gawn. I'm so sweet like a nice bon-bon."

"Shoot me in the face" = Old and Busted.

"Ignite my face" = New Hottness!

damn...freaky. notice the article does not mention anything about a lawsuit

You can be assured that the lawsuit is follow-up article is coming soon

BILERISE:

...beat me to it.

you can be assured that I can type really good sometimes, and sometimes crap like the above sentence comes out...

sorry :(

"And the Trogdor comes in the Operating Roooooooom!!!!"

tastes like chicken

waps

Doctor: Tell me, does it hurt when I do this?

What, no Ralph Wiggum "My face is on fire!" references?

lordargent

Which also assumes that every person in the U.S. needs to have an operation at some point.

Of course, though, some people have more than one.

It would suck to go in for cosmetic surgery and then wake up as a charred and scarred monster.

Dead plaintiffs are easy cuz they're not as angry.

She's lucky attendants were present so the doctor didn't just let her burn.

I saw "Coma" so I know they do stuff like that.