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(Y100 Radio) Boobies Vote for Philly's Hottest Teacher (possibly not safe for work?)   ( divider line
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99211 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jun 2003 at 1:45 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-06-26 04:06:53 PM  
I think you would have to be a blind quadraplegic living at the bottom of a well for the last 20 years to not have known that...

but we're coming back next year! We are going for a triple sweepup with the 76ers, Eagles and Flyers, baby!!!!

/lost all hope in the Phillies
2003-06-26 04:10:10 PM  
..Maura Tierney????

Heard her give an interview one morning........this is one miserable woman......she could use some CPR of her personality.
2003-06-26 04:21:36 PM  
Can someone please post the Lisa #2 picture again. Mine will not load anymore

/He said load
2003-06-26 04:21:45 PM  

My results:
#2 Lisa, wins in a cakewalk.
#7 Carrie, first runner up.
#8 Tiffany, second runner up.

#12 Renee, second picture gets honorable mention.
Most of them were, at best, plain.

(I had mistakenly listed #7 as "Colleen")
2003-06-26 04:22:31 PM  
Hey, could someone post a picture of Lisa please?
2003-06-26 04:23:49 PM  
just goes to show, they may guide our nation's youth to a healthy and successful future, or inspire some future einstein, beethoven, or ghandi, but they are of no value to me until they put on a skimpy little school girl outfit with black stockings and bra and give the camera a "come-hither" look.

here's to "higher" education!
2003-06-26 04:25:50 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

How bout a new one?
2003-06-26 04:27:59 PM  
Little late but
1st # 2
2nd # 5
3rd # 4
2003-06-26 04:29:19 PM  
2003-06-26 04:31:48 PM  
All this, and not one mention of Nick Lowe?

Teacher, teacher, teach me love....

You all should be ashamed of yourselves! That is all.
2003-06-26 04:40:38 PM  
Man I need to go back to school, never knew it could be actually fun.
2003-06-26 04:41:42 PM  
The drama teacher at my high school played the nude chick that dies in the beginning of Murder at 1600, starring the irrepressible Wesley Snipes. How's that for a morals clause?
2003-06-26 04:53:31 PM  
I dunno. Rachel would rock the world methinks....

Plus, fantastic shirt full of goodies!!!
2003-06-26 04:59:40 PM  
wow...i'm impressed! i want to strap the 19 y/o on like a feedbag!
2003-06-26 04:59:54 PM  
Makes me wish corporal punishment was back, I'd love to be flogged by pretty much any of 'em. Well, except a few. Now, I have some flogging of my own to do...

PS: Best
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taggeed article without actual boobies in it I've seen ever
2003-06-26 05:07:31 PM  
Think about the kittens!!

PS #2, Lisa
2003-06-26 05:08:04 PM  
again, lisa isn't a teacher, she's a net bimbo, see dozens more pics of her here Lisa on Bullz-eye

That is all
2003-06-26 05:15:40 PM  
^ Woah.

Kiss your job goodbye.
2003-06-26 05:20:05 PM  

S'ok, nobody caught the Billy Madison reference either.

/they're all too busy fapping
/wishes he wasn't @ work
2003-06-26 05:27:38 PM  
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That's a man, baby!
2003-06-26 05:34:56 PM  
Oddly enough, my kitten struck back at me for all of the kittens I've killed o'er the years. She attacked my shoelace while I was getting dressed, so I picked her up and tossed her into the air. She caught my lips on the way down, and if I start bleeding again, I'm gonna have to go get stitches. As it stands, my lips will be scarred and I'm gonna end up looking like Joaquin Phoenix....
2003-06-26 05:35:16 PM  
Lisa all the way!!! She is definetly a good example of how great biology can be!!!
2003-06-26 05:42:40 PM  
Carrie's my favourite. It's all about the breasts.

A few possibilities with Lisa:

(1) She is a Philly-area teacher who moonlights as a net model. Most of the girls on those sites prolly make a few extra grand a year but it's not enough to live on. Plus there's no health insurance in net modeling.

(2) She is a Philly-area non-teacher who models and is desperate for exposure. So she enters a contest such as this. I doubt non-Philly residents would be all that terribly familiar with contests given by a local radio station.

(3) I call shenanigans. Not sure what the photo submission requirements are for these contests, mind. But if e-mailed pics are allowable it'd be pretty f'ing easy to send a fakepic (tm).
2003-06-26 05:43:31 PM  
Its not just the students that stand for roll call in Lisa's class.
2003-06-26 05:48:41 PM  
I voted for Lisa even before coming into the comments section. There is still no doubt in my mind.

2003-06-26 06:06:33 PM  
Lisa's next step is to become a teacher.
2003-06-26 06:09:00 PM  
I'd better order Strongbad's Ab-Abber 2000 so Lisa can be all up ons. Her ass looks like it would melt in my mouth...
2003-06-26 06:38:07 PM  
2003-06-26 03:59:07 PM

I'm a little late to the party, but I just wanted to add that my pants get tight over Maura Tierney

2003-06-26 06:49:25 PM  
Meg gets my vote.
2003-06-26 07:06:18 PM  
lets see some nsfw of rachel#9.

honorable mentions go to lisa and carrie--it truly is all about the boobies.
2003-06-26 07:10:59 PM  
Excellent MostlySFW submission. There's nothing better than a real Girl Next Door (or amazing simulation at least)
2003-06-26 07:18:55 PM  
Did anyone else notice that #3's shirt says "wish you were here" over her
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2003-06-26 07:35:06 PM  
Why can't they have hottest male teacher contest? My art teacher Mr. Wilson would win.(6 pack, dark hair, 25 yrs. old, and a very toight ass.) *Dearly wants to hit it*

/Oh Mr. Willlsooonnnnn
2003-06-26 07:38:39 PM  
2003-06-26 07:47:33 PM  
One i'd most like to have a meaningful relationship: #5, the cute brunette with the million dollar smile.

One i'd most like to tie up for an evening of no strings attached light bondage and kinky sex: #2.
2003-06-26 07:48:05 PM  
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2003-06-26 07:52:47 PM  
2003-06-26 03:30:54 PM brianewart
Too many hotties... the following are unhittable:
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Unhittable? You, sir, are totally insane.
2003-06-26 07:54:36 PM  

that teacher fetish sounds like a pat califa story.
2003-06-26 07:56:01 PM  
And another thing...

[image from too old to be available]

Haircut aside, I'd bet she's dynamite.
2003-06-26 08:13:24 PM  
phew. for a minute there, i thought there were only plastic boobies in america.
2003-06-26 08:24:45 PM  
Several years ago I had a friend in college who became a stripper to help pay for school. I and several other of her friends often went to her club (simply to support her carreer decision of course). She went on to become a high school english teacher.

Easily as hot as any of the girls here.
2003-06-26 08:30:59 PM  
I smell a rat since the Lisa pics are both in the gallary at and have been cropped where the "bullseye" logo is.
2003-06-26 08:48:25 PM  
I dunno, I think I'd spray the lot of 'em.
2003-06-26 08:57:09 PM  
I was a high school teacher at age 21.

Being 5'8, 180 lbs, and being somewhat of a nerd, I did not have the attentions of my female students. Perhaps this was, on reflection, a Good Thing.
2003-06-26 09:01:51 PM  
that first photo of lisa, I thought she was an amputee, isn't that nice giving the handicapped employment in the real world. A couple of them look like they will be gym teachers soon if you what I mean
/nudge, nudge, wink, wink
2003-06-26 09:14:46 PM  
all your sexy teachers are belonging to me!
2003-06-26 09:23:26 PM  
I just now realized that in the past year, I dated three teachers in a row.

I can say that day after frustrating day of dealing with smartass and/or dumbass children makes teachers very, very horny creatures.

File that thought away for future reference.
2003-06-26 09:40:33 PM  
first off...

lisa is a slutty hoe-bag.

secondly, van halen's hot for teacher song is lame, unless properly preformed by the amazing Richard Cheese...

and thirdly, it's all about renee, in the second picture.

style, class, and looks. which i believe all the others lack... namely style and class.

the end.
2003-06-26 09:41:12 PM

Here's a crap load of Lisa pics...
2003-06-26 10:02:28 PM  
To all the doubters:

There are some hot teachers out there. I had a totally hot intern in my 10th grade English same quality as Lisa, who some of you don't believe could possibly be a teacher. That's not to say that some of these pics may not be fakes, but it is possible.
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