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(Daily Mail)   Ava Sambora is the spitting image of mum Heather Locklear. Dude, she's 13   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 83
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2010-10-27 11:23:16 AM
Sorry but she's hot. I would never think of getting anywhere near the vicinity of a 13 year old but I'm not going to lie and say she's not hot.
 
2010-10-27 11:36:31 AM
Just in time for TJ Hooker: The Next Generation
 
2010-10-27 11:40:07 AM
img440.imageshack.us
 
2010-10-27 11:53:30 AM
"if there's grass on the infield, Play Ball!"

/not really
//god is already punishing me with 2 daughters
 
2010-10-27 12:14:12 PM
Not to be a killjoy but we just had a Jailbait thread (new window) about this girl less than 2 weeks ago and now it's just getting creepy.
 
2010-10-27 12:21:47 PM
Ava Sambora is the spitting image of mum Heather Locklear.

*click*

Dude, she's 13

Damn you overzealous index finger!!!
 
2010-10-27 12:31:42 PM
And Alexa Joel is the spitting image of her father, despite the fact that Christie Brinkley is her mother. Sometimes life just isn't fair.
 
2010-10-27 12:41:47 PM
Awww... isn't that sweet. She's wearing her first pair of stripper shoes!
 
2010-10-27 12:53:55 PM
Yet another repeat.
 
2010-10-27 01:38:12 PM
www.playerpress.com

13 year olds, Dude.
 
2010-10-27 01:40:51 PM
Okay. I'm 31. Maybe I can get some perspective from those my age and older. Are these 13 to 16 y.o. girls looking older?
 
2010-10-27 01:43:14 PM
Too bad she's prolly a coont
 
2010-10-27 01:43:57 PM
I would strangle her all night.
 
2010-10-27 01:49:23 PM
www.laughstub.com

"Tell me, Heather. In the 80's did Richie feather his pubes?"
 
2010-10-27 01:51:13 PM
Hagbard Celine Dion: 13 year olds, Dude.

Yeah but she has the body of a 10 year old
 
2010-10-27 02:01:13 PM
Lessee, I'm 18 right now, so in five more years, when she's legal, I'll be 23.

*Happy dance here*

/Hello, Nurse!
 
2010-10-27 02:01:34 PM
"Dream 13: Limos and a grown-up dress for birthday girl Ava Sambora who is the spitting image of mum Heather Locklear "

I only date women that do not spit. Spitting is rude and uncouth.
 
2010-10-27 02:04:25 PM
ramen_for_all: "Tell me, Heather. In the 80's did Richie feather his pubes?"

"Ritchey Sambuca... you were married to Heather Locklear, yes? Is it true... is she a real blond... you know, down there... by the doggy door?"
 
2010-10-27 02:05:20 PM
Nope, hit my lower limit. I'm going back to ogling Christina Hendricks.
 
2010-10-27 02:07:07 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

You know, this is why so many cultures set the age to get married, be considered an adult, perform coming of age rituals, etc. so low, like 12-13-14.

At some point, there's just no use stopping them, you might as well go with the flow.
 
2010-10-27 02:08:12 PM
So will Fark Admins be greenlighting this same pedo fodder every week until she is legal?
 
2010-10-27 02:13:03 PM
tomWright: You know, this is why so many cultures set the age to get married, be considered an adult, perform coming of age rituals, etc. so low, like 12-13-14.

At some point, there's just no use stopping them, you might as well go with the flow.


Holy crap, is that a Justin Beiber in the background...whatever the hell that is?
 
2010-10-27 02:13:27 PM
repeat.
 
2010-10-27 02:13:48 PM
NuttierThanEver: Not to be a killjoy but we just had a Jailbait thread (new window) about this girl less than 2 weeks ago and now it's just getting creepy.

And the problem is...?
i435.photobucket.com
Yeah, I didn't think so.
 
2010-10-27 02:14:14 PM
She's not the spitting image of Heather - this chick's got a figure and a career with a definable pulse.
 
2010-10-27 02:15:04 PM
Aisle seat in first class please.
 
2010-10-27 02:20:03 PM
zato_ichi: Okay. I'm 31. Maybe I can get some perspective from those my age and older. Are these 13 to 16 y.o. girls looking older?

As someone in your age group, yes, they do seem to look older now than they did when I was that age. Maybe it's the way they get tits when they're 10 years old nowadays, maybe it's the fact that more of them wear more makeup at that age than I recall them wearing when I was that age. I dunno, but it's getting scary out there when it's not as easy to tell a 13 yr old from an 18 yr old from a quick glance.
 
2010-10-27 02:20:40 PM
zato_ichi: Okay. I'm 31. Maybe I can get some perspective from those my age and older. Are these 13 to 16 y.o. girls looking older?

I'm 31 too. When I was 16 I dated a 14 year old. Looking back at the pictures of her and I, I would say that yes, these girls look about 5 years older than my old GF who was 14.

Which makes them 19, technically.
 
2010-10-27 02:23:36 PM
NuttierThanEver: Not to be a killjoy but we just had a Jailbait thread (new window) about this girl less than 2 weeks ago and now it's just getting creepy.

Thank you. I wanted to say that.
 
2010-10-27 02:26:10 PM
zabadu: NuttierThanEver: Not to be a killjoy but we just had a Jailbait thread (new window) about this girl less than 2 weeks ago and now it's just getting creepy.

Thank you. I wanted to say that.


So instead of ignoring the jailbait thread that you both seem to detest or at least find creepy, you come waltzing right in. Brilliant.
 
2010-10-27 02:32:34 PM
srhp29: So will Fark Admins be greenlighting this same pedo fodder every week until she is legal?

if you were on Fark for the 5 years before Emma Watson turned 18 you should know that's a silly question
 
2010-10-27 02:33:57 PM
zato_ichi: Okay. I'm 31. Maybe I can get some perspective from those my age and older. Are these 13 to 16 y.o. girls looking older?

I'll give you some perspective.
when Blue Lagoon came out I was 13. Brooke shields was soo freakin hot in that and i lusted over it for years.
It was on early this morning. I couldn't watch it. I felt creepy.

/not really related to your comment.
 
2010-10-27 02:46:58 PM
Finally!
 
2010-10-27 02:47:58 PM
Blackneto: zato_ichi: Okay. I'm 31. Maybe I can get some perspective from those my age and older. Are these 13 to 16 y.o. girls looking older?

I'll give you some perspective.
when Blue Lagoon came out I was 13. Brooke shields was soo freakin hot in that and i lusted over it for years.
It was on early this morning. I couldn't watch it. I felt creepy.

/not really related to your comment.


1. Go to your shrink.
2. Get regressed to 13.
3. Fap.

Problem solved.
 
2010-10-27 02:48:57 PM
i56.tinypic.com
 
2010-10-27 03:04:20 PM
Oh_Enough_Already: There's two kind of men in the world, ultimately.

Men who look at a lot of jailbait and get off on it and men who look at a lot of jailbait point out how much jailbait there is in the world in order to to decry how farked up our society is and then get off on it.


nice
 
2010-10-27 03:10:24 PM
i246.photobucket.com
 
2010-10-27 03:13:55 PM
So, she cleans up REALLY well.

Most girls that age are legitimately bipolar.

Think of it as sticking it in the biggest batch of crazy you could think of.
 
2010-10-27 03:22:48 PM
rickycal78: zato_ichi: Okay. I'm 31. Maybe I can get some perspective from those my age and older. Are these 13 to 16 y.o. girls looking older?

As someone in your age group, yes, they do seem to look older now than they did when I was that age. Maybe it's the way they get tits when they're 10 years old nowadays, maybe it's the fact that more of them wear more makeup at that age than I recall them wearing when I was that age. I dunno, but it's getting scary out there when it's not as easy to tell a 13 yr old from an 18 yr old from a quick glance.


I'm 34, and I agree with everything above.
 
2010-10-27 03:28:15 PM
Blackneto: zato_ichi: Okay. I'm 31. Maybe I can get some perspective from those my age and older. Are these 13 to 16 y.o. girls looking older?

I'll give you some perspective.
when Blue Lagoon came out I was 13. Brooke shields was soo freakin hot in that and i lusted over it for years.
It was on early this morning. I couldn't watch it fap to it. I felt creepy.

/not really related to your comment.
 
2010-10-27 03:28:48 PM
FTFA:
i.dailymail.co.uk
Just like sisters: Ava is as tall as her actress mother Heather Locklear on the red carpet of the WTB fashion show in Los Angeles last week.


Umm... Maybe that's because her mom's wearing boots with flat heels, and Ava is wearing 6" heels?

i.dailymail.co.uk


She doesn't look adult. She dresses adult, but look at her legs... No definition. She's still got a little girl's body, even in heels.
 
2010-10-27 03:36:42 PM
What?
 
2010-10-27 03:39:32 PM
Man, I want to like this, as a man I feel like it's my duty to sprout some wood over this girl. I'm a father though, and this girl looks to me like a 13 yo with questionable fashion/parenting.
 
2010-10-27 03:51:28 PM
Morpheses: Blackneto: zato_ichi: Okay. I'm 31. Maybe I can get some perspective from those my age and older. Are these 13 to 16 y.o. girls looking older?

I'll give you some perspective.
when Blue Lagoon came out I was 13. Brooke shields was soo freakin hot in that and i lusted over it for years.
It was on early this morning. I couldn't watch it fap to it. I felt creepy.

/not really related to your comment.


yeah that's what I meant
 
2010-10-27 03:56:49 PM
rickycal78: zato_ichi: Okay. I'm 31. Maybe I can get some perspective from those my age and older. Are these 13 to 16 y.o. girls looking older?

As someone in your age group, yes, they do seem to look older now than they did when I was that age. Maybe it's the way they get tits when they're 10 years old nowadays, maybe it's the fact that more of them wear more makeup at that age than I recall them wearing when I was that age. I dunno, but it's getting scary out there when it's not as easy to tell a 13 yr old from an 18 yr old from a quick glance.


Its not the same for boys I've noticed.

I was at a halloween shop yesterday and saw a girl that looked 18-19 kiss and hold hands with a boy that was clearly 12 or 13. So unless she was a pedo, teenage guys have it pretty good nowadays.
 
2010-10-27 04:00:37 PM
Meh...when she becomes the swallowing image of her mother, then you can call me.
 
2010-10-27 04:03:02 PM
wildstarr: Its not the same for boys I've noticed.

Know a lot of boys who wear makeup?

13 YO girls are not just waking up and looking like they are 18-20.

They are making themselves look older deliberately.

The girl in the article...she looks 13.
 
2010-10-27 04:11:46 PM
Erk.

This kid is two and a half years older than my daughter. I am going to go curl up in a ball and long for the days of Dora the Explorer and Disney Princesses.
 
2010-10-27 04:16:30 PM
Judge, look at her and tell me you wouldn't

i.dailymail.co.uk

Not Guilty and send her to my chambers
 
2010-10-27 04:30:39 PM
Rustico: "if there's grass on the infield, Play Ball!"

If not, go out back and play in the mud.

/was sorta hoping I wouldn't have to be the one to finish that "joke".
 
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